The European Emperor System of Quick Transmigration

Monday, November 11th sunny and cloudy

The first day Lou Shao was absent from work, I missed him.

The second day Mr. Lou was absent from work, he missed him, missed him.

On the third day Lou Qing was absent from work, she missed him, missed him, and missed him.

……

The bastard boss is on the eighth day of absenteeism and wants to beat him!Want to hit him!Want to beat him to death! ! !

——Excerpt from "tina Mood Diary"

At the foot of the bed, one piece of clothing fell all over the floor.

The curtains in the room were drawn tightly, and there was no light in the room, and it was dim and dark.

At this time, the sun was already shining brightly outside, but the people on the bed still didn't feel it, they just slept with their arms around the quilt and fell into the dark.

Bai Tanxi was lying on the bed, her whole thin and fair back was exposed to the air.There are dots of bruises printed on his back, scattered, dark or light, just like red plums blooming quietly in the snow, catching people's eyes.

——What happened last night is self-evident.

In the bathroom next to the room, Lou Qing hid in the corner and talked on the phone with his assistant Liu Sa, holding his voice.

"...Tanxi fell asleep, why did he call me?"

On the other end of the phone, after hearing what the boss said, Liu Sa, the all-round lady, pressed her remaining hand on her chest heartbroken—the boss who is homosexual, inhumane, and obsessed with absenteeism has the nerve to dislike her. 10:30 a.m. This call is early. 10:30 ah!The company's lunch box is ready!

Liu Sa looked at his dark circles in the mirror, and felt a sense of powerlessness.

How about that poem——

*Bitter day rises high, and since then the king will not go to court early.

It's just a little eunuch who has suffered a lot from approving memorials.

Liu Sa is straightforward and quick in his work, and when he makes reports, he always talks about things and never lays the groundwork.

"Young Master Lou, Young Master Jin came here today to send you wedding invitations. You didn't come to work, so he asked me to pass the wedding invitations to you."

"Oh, I see." Hearing Liu Sa's report, Lou Qing was not surprised at all, but just said lightly, "It's nothing, I'll hang up first."

Liu Sa hastily added: "Wait a minute when you come back..."

Before Liu Sa could say the word "class", Lou Qing hung up the phone neatly and left a series of embarrassing "beeps" to his secretary.

Liu Sa: "...it's great to have a partner."

Lou Qing hung up the phone and walked out of the bathroom.

As soon as he opened the bedroom door, he saw Bai Tanxi holding a mobile phone playing mobile games in the dark room.

"Did I wake you up with a call?" Lou Qing clicked on the wall, and the room suddenly lit up, "If you are playing with your phone, at least turn on the light, so as not to damage your eyes."

"No, I'm full of sleep."

Sitting on the bed, facing the sudden light in the room, Bai Tanxi couldn't help squinting his eyes, like a kitten.

After a while, he finally adjusted to the brightness of the room and looked towards his man.

Then I found Lou Qing standing in the room wearing only a pair of tight white underwear, cool and sexy.

Bai Tanxi couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "What's the weather, don't hurry up and put on your clothes. Your body is not as good as before, so don't make a fuss."

When Lou Qing heard Bai Tanxi's words of concern for him, her heart was so sweet that she wished she could take out her mobile phone and touch his Weibo account on the spot, and write a 140-character essay on her feelings.

——Hey, none of you know how much my baby loves you!

So he immediately replied: "Put it on right away, baby, put on your clothes quickly, don't get cold."

"Well, I wear them too."

The single father of the system has just finished repairing the system all night, and when he turned it on, he saw this pair of dogs and men showing their affection. His mother has to talk about such nonsense even when he wears clothes. It's so annoying!

Although I don't want to talk to someone who has a crush, I still have to talk to Bai Tanxi about such a big event as the program is repaired.

System Dad: "Host, my program has been repaired."

Bai Tanxi stamped his hands while he was putting on his socks, and asked the system in surprise, "When did it happen?"

"Last night, when the two of you wiped your guns and walked away without shame," the system said indifferently, "Host, please rest assured, I didn't see anything."

Bai Tanxi: "...System, do you know what is meant by 'There is no silver 300 taels here, and the next door Wang Er never stole it'?"

System: "But host, you can't tell me that Lou Qing's shell is not as durable and fast as Kerwin's body, right?"

Bai Tanxi, who was beaten to death by Lou Qing last night, said that he refused to talk about this pornographic topic.

"By the way, I have good news for the host, that is, your reward has finally arrived! By the way, I also applied for a new function for you and Lou Qing, the dual-system positioning function."

"To be honest, the probability of one system carrier meeting another system carrier is too low, let alone two system carriers get together and fall in love. In view of the special situation between you and Lou Qing, the chief program and I The member Lao Wang specially talked about it, and he agreed to add a special positioning program for the two of you, so that you can find each other more conveniently."

After listening to the news brought by the system, Bai Tanxi was overwhelmed by the system's thoughtfulness.

In fact, Bai Tanxi has been worried about this matter.Right now he and Lou Qing are mixing oils, but how long can this happy life last?

Once they travel again, the two of them who are forced to change their faces and names will fall into the cheating game of "I've been looking for, where is the world with you".In the vast sea of ​​people, looking for each other with a ring, I feel tired just thinking about it.

Now that there is a dual-system positioning program, Bai Tanxi can finally relax.

"Thank you," Bai Tanxi sincerely thanked the system, "This is really a surprise."

The system laughed twice: "Host, you don't have to thank me—you call me daddy, this is what I should do daddy."

Upon hearing such exciting news, Bai Tanxi couldn't wait to tell Lou Qing.Both of them were very excited, and when their love was deep, they hugged on the bed again, and the clothes they had just put on for less than 10 minutes were quickly taken off again.

It is also thanks to the fact that Bai Tanxi's body has been baptized by the power of light for many years, otherwise with Lou Qing's tossing method, Bai Tanxi would probably have to go to the hospital to see anorectal department, and then make headlines, overwhelming the news of Jin Shaoshi and Shi Xia's marriage news.

After the two finished exercising happily, it was already one o'clock in the afternoon.Lou Qing hugged Bai Tanxi and leaned on the bed, and told him about Jin Shaoshi's invitation to him.

"Heh, a wedding invitation." Bai Tanxi sneered after hearing this, and the slightly red corners of his eyes added a glamorous taste to him, "He is quite good at playing, I checked Weibo just now, and he was ashamed to be in front of reporters They told us that he and Jiang Yan had already broken up, and that they broke up peacefully. He still wants to send a wedding invitation to Jiang Yan! This guy is thick-skinned enough to be a roadbed, and he can drive a tank without any problem."

"I won't go, and I won't give any red envelopes." Lou Qing hugged her baby and immediately showed her loyalty, "Let him go home and eat me immediately."

Unexpectedly, Bai Tanxi shook his head and rejected this simple and rude method.

"How can you be so cheap for him? Give me your wedding invitation and family money, and I will go for you."

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At noon the next day, Lou Qing routinely took Bai Tanxi out to eat.

Bai Tanxi played mobile games hard last night before going to bed, and played the orange phone until it almost ran out of battery.Not counting after playing the mobile game, Lou Qing took Bai Tanxi to play the human body game again, so Jinyubai naturally forgot about charging the mobile phone.

At noon the next day, the two woke up from hunger, ready to drive out for lunch.

However, Baitanxi's phone has only 5.00% battery left.In order to take beautiful pictures while eating, Bai Tanxi plugged his phone into the car to charge.

While Lou Qing was driving and Bai Tanxi was charging her phone, someone called.

In an instant, Lou Qing's car rang with his daughter-in-law's magical cell phone.

"Quickly answer the phone~ Come on quickly~ Why don't you answer the phone~"

The originally funny ringtone suddenly became irritating to the ears when it was played through the speakers.

In front of Lou Qing's face, Bai Tanxi's face blushed when she played such a dirty phone ringtone, and she felt very ashamed—it's really embarrassing to expose her funny nature in front of her lover!

So he quickly reached out and tapped the shiny touch screen, and connected the phone.

Immediately, a young man's voice came from the speaker in the car. Listening to his voice, there seemed to be a sense of panic in it.

"Hello, may I ask... are you Bai, Mr. Bai?"

Bai Tanxi glanced at the display screen, and found that he had no memory of the caller number at all. Could it be that this person is here to make an appointment?

Then there is no need to talk to him in such a tone of trepidation, right?

"Yes, I am, who are you?"

Different from Bai Tanxi's calm tone, the man's voice on the phone sounded like he was about to cry.

"I'm an employee of Suxin Garden. You ordered two flower baskets at our house yesterday. Did you make a mistake?"

Hearing the words "Suxin Garden", Bai Tanxi had a clear expression on his face.He couldn't help curling his lips - yesterday, he ordered two large wreaths for Jin Shaoshi and Shi Xia at this shop at a huge price!

"So, do you have any questions?"

"...How can you congratulate the newlyweds and give someone a wreath!" The clerk was devastated, "You also asked to write two big 'liberations', this guest, are you here to make trouble?"

Facing the clerk's questioning, Bai Tanxi showed no sign of timidity, and pushed him back calmly.

"Marriage is the tomb of love. Why can't you send a wreath? It's just to commemorate their dead love. Don't you think this is very romantic?"

The clerk fell silent after listening. What the customer said made sense, but he was speechless.

However, the comrade on the phone was indomitable, and after only a while, he, full of professionalism, attacked Baitanxi again.

"...The wreath is just a wreath! You requested in the note that the wreath should be made of white lilies. This...it's inappropriate. It's unlucky to use white flowers for a wedding. You should choose red roses."

"There's nothing inappropriate," Bai Tanxi's calm voice swayed in the car, "It's been a good marriage for a hundred years, what's wrong? The couple likes white lilies, so you use this kind of flower to make them."

Then came the desperate voice of the florist from the speaker: "You are amazing, you are right—then the printed white ribbons you asked to make are 'a bitch and a dog are forever, and the scumbag and the three are happy forever'" What do you mean again?"

"I don't mean anything." Hearing this, Bai Tanxi finally laughed, "The couple are coquettish sluts, they just like this kind of congratulatory speech, and you just do what I ask. I've already paid 8000 yuan, you can't Break the contract."