The European Emperor System of Quick Transmigration

The number representing the number of people in the live broadcast room on the light screen is constantly refreshing and scrolling at a terrifying speed, the number of online viewers is like riding a rocket launcher, and it jumps from four digits to six digits in a jiffy - and this In the middle, only a few minutes passed.

"Today's audience... is a bit much."

It’s no wonder that Bai Tanxi made such a sigh—he has also studied the data of Internet celebrity Jin Pangpang’s eating and broadcasting data before. Among them, the most played episode was 17, and the number of people in the live broadcast room has exceeded 30. And this number is still being updated.

Bai Tanxi thought about it, and immediately understood the trick - among the more than 30 spectators, except for his original fans, everyone else came to watch the excitement.

Just look at it, Bai Tanxi thought cheerfully.

Anyway, the fun is yours, and the credits are mine.

Netizens who came to see the excitement couldn't wait to jump into Baitanxi's live broadcast room. They thought they would see a coquettish omega who was naked and stood walking a bird, but they only saw a pair of neatly dressed dogs and men And a handful of things lying on the cutting board.

Really. A few things.

The unknown creature in front of him was so filthy that it looked like a magnified version of Chi Chi, about the size of an adult's forearm.

Except for a small number of viewers who recognized that it was a geoduck from the Goddess Star, most of the others were swearing obscenities on the pop-up screen.

"Return credits! The headline kills the whole family!"

"Damn it, I thought the slutty Omega from the Bai family was going to go to the sea to make a movie, but it turned out to be a lie!"

"Hehe, don't be impatient everyone, maybe Xi Jiang will show us how to use this stuff to have fun."

"Slut! Cousin! Slut!"

"A waste! He deserves to be kicked out of the house!"

"This alpha's brain is broken? With this kind of omega, is it like wearing a cuckold?"

"Hahaha, a bastard and a bitch, what a perfect match!"

Facing the endless swear words on the light screen, Bai Tanxi's expression was as calm as usual, only as if he was temporarily blind and couldn't see these swear words - when he and other players fought for [-] rounds on Post Bar and World Channel, This group of people still don't know where to play eggs.

"Hello everyone, I'm Xijiang, the live blogger." Bai Tanxi smiled at the camera, because he lost his horse, so he didn't wear sunglasses today.

I have to say, it feels really good to live broadcast without wearing sunglasses.

"It seems that there are a lot of friends here today, but it's a pity that I'm just a helper today." As he said, he grabbed someone's waist and brought him to the center of the camera, "The protagonist of today's live broadcast is me. Subject, Ah Qing, say hello to everyone."

Lou Qing nodded slightly to the screen, with a flat expression, barely saying hello to all the audience in the live broadcast room.

"What Ah Qing is going to do today is geoduck sashimi." In order to show today's protagonist, Bai Tanxi reached out and grabbed the giant geoduck on the chopping board, and put it back after waving it twice, "here, The raw material is this, Ju Shen—my partner told me that some geoducks can grow up to eight catties, and holding such a big geoduck in your hand, shouldn’t it be like a machine gun?”

When Bai Tanxi said this, he had already forgotten the fact that he was in the interstellar future.Of course, there are no ancient weapons such as machine guns in this era, but the viewers in the live broadcast room thought they heard "laser guns" instead of "machine guns". Under this beautiful misunderstanding, more than 30 viewers continued to be confused listened.

At this time, Lou Qing had already rolled up his sleeves, and ordered Bai Tanxi to bring him a chopstick.

"One? Okay." Bai Tanxi agreed in amazement, but he was a little puzzled in his heart-what can you say with a chopstick, it can't be used to explode the chrysanthemum of geoduck, right?

Who knows that he really got it right, after Lou Qing took the bamboo chopsticks he handed over, he quickly pointed the chopsticks at a small hole in the seam of the clam shell and stabbed it hard!

Just hearing the sound of "biu", a large stream of clear liquid gushed out from the body of the geoduck and quickly wet the wooden knife board on the table.

This astonishing scene couldn't help but make the audience in the live broadcast room involuntarily clamp their buttocks—fuck, this, this is really terrible!It was an attack that directly hit the soul!

As soon as Lou Qing started to zoom in, the pop-ups on the light screen dropped sharply in an instant, and the dirty words that used to dominate the screen disappeared, leaving only a few rows of sparse words such as "6666666" and "Diao Diao Diao Diao" Comments such as "Amazing my brother".

At this time, Lou Qing explained leisurely: "There is a saying that five catties of clams are one catty of meat. In other words, geoducks have a lot of water inside. This method can effectively drain the excess water inside the clams. , making the meat of the geoduck more firm and elastic.”

Bai Tanxi, who claimed that he was here to help today, stood aside, watching his partner pound the chrysanthemum of the geoduck with a chopstick like a piling, and his buttocks ached.

... Lou Qing's ruthlessness made him a little scared, huh.

The true fans in the live broadcast room were sharp-eyed, and immediately noticed the strangeness of Baitanxi, and then commented happily——

"Look at Xi Jiang's expression!"

"Stunned.jpg Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Xi sauce is so cowardly! Help me, I'm about to pass out from laughing!"

"Betting five credits, Xijiang's frightened face must be due to feelings, sympathy, body, and feelings."

"What nonsense you said before is the truth!"

"Help! He looks so cute now! He has become a fan_(:з)∠)_"

"Quanfan 1, Xijiang is so cute, the rumors on the Internet must be blackmailing him, I have eyes myself."

"That's right, Xijiang has always been very gentle, where did he get angry and wanton?"

Bai Tanxi could only raise his head silently, looking up at the white ceiling in the kitchen——

Ah, what are you doing, I'm blind!I can't see it!

At the beginning, the focus of the audience was still on Lou Qing's special way of handling the geoduck, but after 1 minute, the geoduck in the hands of Xi Jiang's subject was still spraying water frantically, and the audience's attention suddenly fell just moved over—

This chicken monster called geoduck is really a big parallel importer!

Under Lou Qing's continuous movements, the clear water in the clam meat gushed out like a fountain, pouring streams onto the wet cooking table.With the loss of a large amount of water in the body, the trunk of the geoduck gradually bends a very subtle arc, which is even more imaginative.

"almost."

After draining the water, Lou Qing pressed the elephant's trunk. After feeling that the meat became firmer and firmer, she immediately picked up the cold lighted spatula on the cutting board and gouged it along the edge of the clam shell.

Lou Qing successfully pried the clam shell off with a toothache "creaking" sound, exposing the pale yellow clam meat inside.

The audience was shocked to find that the geoduck with its shell removed looked more like an organ described as filthy and unsightly—because the geoduck also had two oval eggs!

Lou Qing poked the two side-by-side eggs on the geoduck with his fingers, and slowly raised the corners of his mouth.

"This is a clam belly. Personally, I think this piece is useless, so I just cut it up."

After finishing speaking, the old man raised the knife in his hand, and after a flash of cold light, the two egg-sized balls were cut off.

Long live!

The trolls in the live broadcast room were frightened to death by Lou Qing's method of castration, and they all used their hands to protect their crotches, and their thighs were tightly together, like a big yellow girl who was raped by ten strong men .

After several seconds, a few comments popped up in the live broadcast room with 40 online viewers.

"...Man Xijiang, as a compatriot, you have made such a frenzied act—won't you, your conscience not ache?"

"Please don't mention it... I'm a woman and I feel pain..."

"Mengxin is trembling, but I think the more exciting ones may still be behind..."

"Please don't plant a flag on my grave in front, please?"

"Hehe, my omega is already asking me if my chichi is full of water."

Lou Qing glanced at the comments in the live broadcast room, and began to talk nonsense with her eyes open without changing her face: "I saw a viewer private message me, and he said he wanted to see the internal structure of the clam belly. No problem, I will cut it right away." .”

audience:? ? ?Wait, no one said that!Xi sauce object, please stop!Let go of those two balls, we will never spray you again!

It's a pity that in the world of martial arts, the only thing that can't be broken is fast.

Before most of the audience's comments were sent out, the spatula in Lou Qing's hand was already pressing on the clam's belly, and with a little force——

Two balls, one cut in two halves, two cuts and four petals.

Lou Qing lowered her head, picked up one of the clam belly from the cutting board, opened the inside completely and showed it to the audience in front of the camera: "The internal structure is like this, haha."

hehe?You have the nerve to ha ha!

The trolls clamped their painful little brothers in grief and humiliation, and didn't dare to spray another word-look at his ruthlessness, who knows what will happen next!

"Eat geoduck, the main thing you eat is this siphon." Lou Qing shook the much lighter trunk in his hand, then turned to tell Baitanxi: "Baby, please go and prepare a basin of hot water and water. A basin of ice water, be careful not to burn yourself."

"it is good."

Bai Tanxi moved very quickly, and after a while, two basins of clear water with different temperatures were placed on the cooking table.

"Put the elephant's trunk in hot water and scald it for a while—this geoduck is relatively strong, so it needs to be scalded for 20 seconds." Lou Qing said, gently put the geoduck on the knife board into the hot water. In the water basin, and turned it over from time to time.After noticing that the skin of the elephant's trunk had turned from yellow to white, Lou Qing picked it up with chopsticks and threw it into the ice water basin instead.

Just like a drop of cold water dripping into a hot oil pan, the hot Jijiguai also made a "stinging" sound after tumbling into the ice water.

There is a faint water vapor floating on the ice water basin, and the female viewers in the live broadcast room are excitedly brushing comments such as "Is this the legendary 'Ice and Fire Two Heavens'" and "I think the handling method is super interesting", while The gay men swallowed hard and huddled together on the sofa.

The most unlucky ones are those men who watched the live broadcast with their partners. After halfway through the live broadcast, their pants were stripped off by their partners——

Well, it is also a very interesting thing to study Chichi in comparison with Chichi.

"Soak in hot water first and then in cold water, in order to soak the outer skin of the mussel meat."

After taking out the soaked elephant trunk, Lou Qing rubbed its tail, the skin attached to the mussel meat was like a silk stocking with excellent elasticity, and it peeled off with a light tug.

After removing the dull yellow skin on the outside, the white, pink, and wrinkled columnar mussel meat underneath was suddenly exposed to the eyes of all the audience.

Audience: ... cut the bag, skin? ? ?No, it's peeling and skinning, my day!It hurts a few!Several pains!

"After peeling, the siphon must be cut off."

After cutting off the trunk, Lou Qing took a handful of salt and rubbed it on the top of the trunk, rubbing it slowly while rinsing, "This place is full of dirt and grime, and it's dark brown in color, so it must be cleaned carefully."

Audience: ...After experiencing egg-cutting, ice and fire, shredded bags and skins, and a knife-cutting, we ushered in a new round of torture: salt-washing turtles and heads.And Xijiang's partner has completed all the above steps without changing his face, it's really scary!

With the sword like water, Wu Yan beats the snow, and the slender fingers (heavy fog) break the new clam.

The sharp blade pierced through the air, and slashed down along the air holes at both ends of the elephant trunk, cutting this white and tender meat column in half.

"Geoduck is rich in nutrition and can be eaten in a variety of ways. When eaten as sashimi, it can retain its crisp and tender taste to the greatest extent. Therefore, when cutting, you must pay attention to oblique and thin slices." Lou Qing smiled after finishing speaking With a smile, he raised the knife and dropped the thick white jerk to pieces.

The trolls in the live broadcast room collapsed on the sofa, tightly covering their eyes with their hands, and told themselves that they could not witness such a terrible situation.But for some reason, the tormented geoduck always appeared in their minds——

hiss!How many pains!How painful it is!

Seeing a bunch of pop-up screens kneeling begging for mercy on the light screen, Bai Tanxi and Lou Qing looked at each other and smiled.

However, before the smile could be maintained for a few seconds, the father of the system suddenly intervened.

"Bai Xianli and Yu Qing are here. They are downstairs. They are probably here to find fault. Don't turn off the live broadcast, turn off the pop-up screen first, and remember to pretend to be a white lotus later. This is the best time for you to clean up, you understand? !"

Hearing this, Bai Tanxi's eyes froze, and he couldn't help sneering in his heart.

Damn it, it's not settled with you dog and boy for pushing labor and capital down the stairs and turning them into dogs!How dare you come to the door!

system:"……"

Wait, who gave you the courage to call someone a dog boy?

The author has something to say: Geoduck was inspired by a blogger’s geoduck popular science Weibo in December last year, which introduced various geoducks in detail. Clam shells over the age of 15 are 40 centimeters. I made a gesture and wrote it as [-] centimeters.

Canada is really a good place with rich seafood, and the salmon is cheaper when it comes back [I love salmon and shed tears of sorrow]

The cutting method refers to the video of the up master of station b [my appearance is ordinary] that the little angel told me, and there is also a foreign video.If you are interested, you can watch it. The roast duck a few days ago refers to the kitchen [Manshi Slow Talk Beijing Crispy Roast Duck]. The author is very good. There is a Christmas cooking video. It is very good. I watched half of it that day. It was only when I was a child that I remembered that I came here...to see the details of the roast duck...

What happened to the bag and leather?Why mouth it!Bag!Pi can't drive