The European Emperor System of Quick Transmigration

Bai Tanxi squatted bitterly on the balcony, washing the sheets, with a little pink mat under his buttocks.

And his younger sister, Bai Fenglu, stood behind him with her hips akimbo like an old woman, chatting endlessly.

Bai Fenglu: "Even if the person in love is a man, even if you sleep in and you won't get pregnant, you still have to use family planning products to make the bed. Brother, you have to remember this!"

Bai Tanxi: "...Remember."

Hey, he didn't dare to tell his sister that he almost never used condoms when he and Lou Qing were happy.

Bai Fenglu: "There is also a health certificate! Health certificate, health certificate, important things to say three times! The gay circle is very chaotic, I only have a brother like you, and you have to lose your heart at the same time!"

Bai Tanxi: "Understood."

He seems to remember that the big brother on the upper bunk was forced to have a hole-in-one when he was applying for a health certificate.

Bai Fenglu: "Our parents left early, and no one cares whether you like men or women. As for children, just adopt one or I can recruit a son-in-law to avoid the old Bai's family dying of children and grandchildren. I don’t care if someone burns paper after I die.”

Bai Tanxi: "Oh."

Well, is my sister implying that he should not be a cheating gay?

Bai Fenglu: "Use a water-soluble lubricant instead of shower gel, shampoo or other weird liquids, unless you want to become an itchy dry chrysanthemum."

Bai Tanxi: "..."

What the hell is itchy dried chrysanthemum, why does Lulu know this? ? ?

Bai Fenglu: "Brother, where is your man? When will you call out to have a meal together!"

Bai Tanxi: "..."

He really wants to know which pot is not open and which pot to lift!

Bai Fenglu chattered a lot, and suddenly found that her brother was silent.

"Hey, brother, why don't you talk?"

Bai Tanxi lifted the wet sheet out of the water with a cold face——he said nothing.

It was almost five o'clock in the afternoon when his sheets were washed and dehydrated and then hung out the window.

This is a time of no embarrassment. After another hour, most people will be able to set up dinner.

Fortunately, the sheets after dehydration are not difficult to dry, and it is very windy today, as long as they are blown for two hours, they will definitely dry completely.

"Brother, after you finish drying the sheets, remember to take back my quilt." Bai Fenglu poked out half of her head from the kitchen, shaking a bag of fresh mushrooms in her hand, "Brother, do you want to eat it tonight?" What? Today there are mushrooms, chicken legs, and tomatoes."

"Then let's have fried mushrooms with green vegetables." Bai Tanxi shook the Daozhang's bed sheet on his hands, and said without looking back, "Remember to add sugar, not ginger."

"Oh, okay." Bai Fenglu stuck out her tongue, and gently closed the kitchen door.

Speaking of the sheet in Bai Tanxi's hand, it has a lot of background.

In [-], Jisan was in full swing. In that year, he and Bai Fenglu followed in the footsteps of the public and downloaded this cheating game called "Century Jiayuan III" on the computer. The boys are having fun.

Bai Tanxi plays Chunyang, who is known as a perfect career, with a masculine body, and wherever he goes, he has a blue aura, and he is so handsome; while Bai Fenglu chooses Qixiu, a pink and tender school , the weapon of this profession is double swords, recognized as the official daughter, sounds great.

As brothers and sisters, of course they have to bond when playing games.Two people, one milk and one output, wherever they go, it's so beautiful, not to mention how beautiful it is.In the eyes of others, the IDs of the two of them are similar, and they are inseparable no matter in the battlefield or in the dungeon, and they are inseparable.

Therefore, everyone naturally misunderstood it, and Bai Fenglu and Bai Tanxi didn't bother to explain, and happily spent five years as salted fish in the game.

Yes, you read that right, the siblings Bai Tanxi and Bai Fenglu's skills are actually... not good.

Whether it's team output, or field robbery, whether it's JJC or offense and defense, Baitanxi's practice can only be described by the four words "ordinary", and it is even more common to be beaten as Pippi.

Bai Tanxi said that although he can't operate well, he has a good attitude!Although "one generation of patches is a generation of gods, and generations of patches are purer", but he is handsome!nothing wrong.

However, in this world, there is a creature called a high-end player.

What is the next sentence of "One generation of patches and one generation of gods, generations of patches and pure qi"?

——No matter how pure your qi is, you are still a god, and it beats you like a human being.

Player Yuezhao Qianfeng is such a bug-like existence.

The moon shines on thousands of peaks, Zixia is famous in the five districts of telecommunications, and Huashan is famous for sheep around the pillars.I have been obsessed with JJC all the year round, never typed, never broadcasted, never made videos, even becoming popular was an accident.

However, the aloof Yuezhao God has not left the world: God, he still plays Weibo.

As a disabled person, Bai Tanxi worships the Great God from the bottom of his heart.

When the master sends out strategies, he reads them; when the master discusses configurations, he learns; when the master tells which restaurant is delicious, he immediately goes to visit the holy land.

——Yes, both Baitanxi and Yuezhao Qianfeng are from W City.

And the bed sheet around Jisan in Bai Tanxi's hand was given by God Yuezhao Qianfeng.

That's what happened--

One day two years ago at noon, Bai Tanxi lay sprawled on the sofa, holding his mobile phone and swiping Weibo intently.

Press and hold your finger, slide to refresh, and a small chrysanthemum slowly turns.After a sound indicating that the update was successful, a popular Weibo came into his eyes.

Baabaa's fat ass V: #拍赛#Follow Ben Baabaa, and circle two base three friends (must be friends, Ben Baabaa will go to see adultery) On the 30th of this month, three people will be drawn from those who forwarded it Send long sheets!On the right is the link~ For the first [-] heroes who bought Jisan sheets, Baa Baa will send you an exclusive small gift! @微博赛赛平台

Staring at the plump buttocks in the picture, Bai Tanxi rubbed his chin, lost in thought.

He wanted this bed sheet very much, but besides his sister, who else could he circle?

Wait, Daoist!A flash of inspiration flashed in Bai Tanxi's mind - he can completely surround Yuezhao Qianfeng!

Anyway, he is so hot and cold, he will definitely not pay attention to a salted fish like him!

Um!That's it!Simply perfect!

I saw his fingers moving, and a new Weibo was posted after a while.

Salted Fish Daoist: Fried Chicken Wants n(*≧▽≦*)[email protected]Salted Fish Fairy @月照千峰//咩咩的肥肥V: #赛赛#Follow Ben 咩咩, and circle two Three friends (must be friends, Ben Babaa will go to see adulterers) On the 30th of this month, three people will be selected from the people who forwarded it to give long sheets!On the right is the link~ For the first [-] heroes who bought Jisan sheets, Baa Baa will send you an exclusive small gift! @微博赛赛平台

Ten minutes later, he received a new private message on Weibo from his beloved Da Yuezhao Qianfeng.

[Moonshine Thousand Peaks: Address]

Bai Tanxi freed up a hand and patted his cheek lightly.

——Ah, why is he still dreaming in broad daylight?It must be an illusion!

Closing his eyes, opening them again, he looked down at the phone screen again.

Well, the private message is still there.

Why is it not a hallucination! ! !

Bai Tanxi swallowed, quickly got up from the sofa and sat down, holding the mobile phone in his hand, pondering the words to reply to Da Da.

[Daoist Salted Fish: Daddy, did you reply wrongly_(:з)∠]

After a while, the private message came again.

[Yuezhao Qianfeng: That's right, it's you, give me your address. 】

[Daoist Salted Fish: Daddy, let me confess first!I really like you!Hot, hot, why do you want my address? 】

[Yuezhao Qianfeng: Send you bed sheets]

[Daoist Salted Fish: ... No need!How embarrassing QWQ]

【Yuezhao Qianfeng: You obviously like it very much】

[Daoist Salted Fish: ...that, really don't need it]

[Yuezhao Qianfeng: The founder of this studio is my friend]

[Daoist Salted Fish: Why did you send me this? 】

【Moon shines on thousands of peaks: Do a good deed every day】

[Daoist Salted Fish: Actually, I am a man]

[Yuezhao Qianfeng: I'm also a man, that's fine, if you're a man, stop talking and send me the address]

[Daoist Salted Fish: (ω) Then...then I will not be polite!Thank you so much!The address is Baitanxi, Room 7, 706th Floor, Faculty and Staff Dormitory Building, District C, Qixiu University, W City Phone number: 13812538338]

[Yuezhao Qianfeng: Yes]

Three days later, Baitanxi received a package, which contained a brand new long bed sheet.

"...Speaking of which, it's really a very long memory." Bai Tanxi scratched his hair, "I almost forgot how to play Qi Chun."

"Forget it, put away the quilt first." He muttered twice, leaned half of his body out of the window, and reached out to remove the two big clips that were clamped on his sister's flowered quilt.

Suddenly a gust of wind blew by, and the flowered quilt that was clamped and fixed was lost and instantly went to the sky.

"Damn it!" Bai Tanxi hurriedly reached out to grab it, but the wind was too strong and the quilt was too light, so he had nothing to say, he could only watch Bai Fenglu's quilt turn into a butterfly and fly away!

"What's the matter, what's the matter?" Bai Fenglu heard the movement on the balcony, and rushed out of the kitchen with a spatula.

"...Your quilt was blown down." Bai Tanxi uttered a painful cry, covering his face.

Bai Fenglu's face instantly turned green.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh my Luo Xiaohei! I got up in the middle of the night on Double Eleven to grab it! Let's go down and look for it together!"

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When Lou Qing passed by the staff dormitory downstairs, there was a long bed sheet fluttering in the wind under the window on the seventh floor.

The familiar style and the classic fat butt on the bed sheet reminded Lou Qing of a trivial incident two years ago.

At that time, he had a friend who was starting a business vigorously, selling various game peripherals, and it became very popular.Because the shopkeeper was playing pure yang, he made a large number of pure yang sheets for sale, and asked him if he wanted one.

Lou Qing didn't want it at first, but later a very active fan circled him on his Weibo, saying that he wanted it.In line with the principle of doing good deeds every day, Lou Qing asked the fan for the address and asked his friend to send the bed sheet to him.

By the way, he seems to remember that this fan is in the same city and school as him, called... what is it called?

Taking out her mobile phone and opening Weibo, Lou Qing scrolled through private messages for a long time, and finally found the fan named "Salted Fish Daoist".

"Bai Tanxi...?"

Lou Qing raised her head abruptly, and looked towards the house where the sheets were drying——

The strong wind blew past the shadows of the trees, and a thin quilt that was drying outside suddenly rose up with the wind, and disappeared like a magic carpet!

Lou Qing: "..."

Immediately afterwards, there was a sound of pattering and messy footsteps downstairs in the dormitory.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, it flew over there!"

"Chase!"

Lou Qing: "..." If there was nothing wrong with his ears, he seemed to have heard a girl's voice just now?

No, he has to chase too!Chase your wife!

At five o'clock in the afternoon, Qixiu University's radio station started broadcasting.

The sweet and soft female voice echoes in this campus through countless speakers.

"Good evening, everyone. I am your old friend Aning. Today is May [-]th, Friday, and the weather is sunny. Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow will be the weekend again. Here, Aning wishes everyone a happy weekend. Hey, the wind is really strong today, so Aning has prepared a song "Yezi" for everyone, let's start today's show with a nice song!"

After a while, the melody of the song sounded, and Su Yunying's hoarse voice came from the speaker.

"Why is the wind getting stronger--my heart is more turbulent--like a speck of dust--dancing wildly with the wind... Keep walking in the direction of the strong wind--blowing, blowing, my pride and indulgence--blowing Blowing, blowing will not destroy my pure garden—"

In front, the quilt who ran away from home danced wildly in the air freely, Bai Tanxi and Bai Fenglu followed behind and chased all the way panting like cows.The two kept running under the setting sun, while crazily complaining about today's BGM in their hearts, and chased them to the side of the school's artificial lake.

Brother and sister stood by the lake with a heavy heart.

The cool breeze is blowing, and the lake is sparkling.Bai Fenglu's beloved little quilt was soaked in the artificial lake, two meters away from the shore.

"...Going into the water." Bai Fenglu stated the fact dryly.

Bai Tanxi: QAQ is all brother's fault!

The tragic scene in front of me is too much to bear, but the BGM has to make up for it.

"... Blow, blow, I'm not afraid of being barefoot - blow, blow, don't mind disturbing me - look at me smiling bravely - look at me waving bravely -"

Bai Tanxi & Bai Fenglu: "..."

"How about... I'll buy you another set that's exactly the same?" Bai Tanxi glanced at the younger sister carefully, "Or, tell brother what you want, and brother will buy it for you."

Bai Fenglu sighed: "I can't buy it anymore, it's a custom-made one. Forget it, forget it, save your scholarship money and appearance."

Just as Bai Tanxi blamed himself, a cool and pleasant voice came from behind the two brothers and sisters.

"need any help?"

"Eh?"

Bai Tanxi and Bai Fenglu turned around and saw a gleaming handsome guy standing behind them.

——Of course, this sparkling is an adjective commonly used by Bai Fenglu, and it is generally used to describe a beauty who stands out from the rest of the crowd.

There is no doubt that this old-fashioned and warm-hearted elder brother is none other than Lou Qing.

Lou Qing had a long bamboo pole on his shoulders, and a pair of powder-blue rubber gloves on his hands. It could be said that he came prepared.

Seeing the equipment on Shuaibi, Bai Fenglu's eyes lit up instantly!

"need!"

Bai Tanxi stared blankly at the person in front of him, his eyeballs could hardly move—why does this man look almost exactly like his man?

"you……"

"You are such a good person!" Bai Fenglu clasped his hands in front of his chest and said sincerely.

Lou Qing, who was issued a good person card by her sister-in-law, smiled slightly, hiding her merits and fame.

"Student, please move back, I'll help you get the quilt. You're a girl, it's not good if you fall and freeze."

Bai Fenglu: Fuck, Fuck, she's super considerate!

The bamboo pole in Lou Qing's hand was borrowed from a classmate in the guard of honor. As long as he peeled off the school team flag, he could get a bamboo pole that can be used in emergencies.

At this time, Bai Fenglu didn't know that it was the pig from Gongbaicai who came to rescue him.Throughout the ages, Xiao Xiang's cabbage pigs have always worked extra hard for his father-in-law's family. This is an eternal truth.

Lou Qing stood on the shore, poked a bamboo pole for a while, and quickly picked up Bai Fenglu's flowered quilt to the shore.

"A lot of water has entered the core of the quilt, so it must be washed immediately, and then dehydrated and dried in the sun, otherwise it will become moldy." Lou Qing said to Bai Fenglu, "The quilt that absorbs water and expands is very bulky, and a general washing machine may not fit it."

When Bai Fenglu heard this, she couldn't help frowning.

"What should I do?"

"Actually, my washing machine is quite big. Why don't you let your boyfriend carry the quilt to my house to deal with it?"

Bai Fenglu heard this, and immediately burst out laughing with a "puchi": "This is my brother, dear brother. Classmate, don't you realize that we look alike?"

Lou Qing just smiled and didn't speak.

"Today is really troublesome for you."

"No trouble." Serving my sister-in-law is a matter of course.

"Brother, you and this classmate should go first." Bai Fenglu suddenly slapped his head and jumped up, "Oh my god, I remembered that the gas in the kitchen has not been turned off, no, I have to go back immediately! Brother, you Remember to help me thank you very much, I will go home first!"

As soon as the words fell, Bai Fenglu immediately rushed ten meters away.

So, only Bai Tanxi, Lou Qing, and a wet flowered quilt were left on the scene.

Bai Tanxi hugged the flowered quilt with a look of despair—sister, why did you leave me here alone!The elder brother next to him looks like Lou Qing, I... I... I'm so shy!

The author has something to say: Huo Huo, the plot of this chapter depends on my own painful experience.On the second day of the Lunar New Year, the quilt was blown down the river...

Also, I don't know how to play Chunyang!I play Xiuxiu, I heard that the next version will be enhanced, wait for gww to make me stronger......

Huashan sheep around the pillars refers to running around the pillars in the arena (what am I explaining blindly with a neutral pvx?)

Also, everyone is too dissatisfied with the last world, I will fix it later, love you guys!