I want to die every day [entertainment circle]

Director He Zichang has been very upset these two days.

Since the news came out after the preview that the theme song of "Innocent" was composed by Mrs. Masefield, movie fans, music fans and the media began to ask frantically what kind of fate could make Masefield Madam did it herself for such a small youth literary film.

To put it bluntly, it is a handshake between the exciting music industry and the film industry. In fact, the subtext of people putting such a label is what kind of shit luck you have. Can you share the trick with us? We also want to step on shit luck !

In just two days, the four topics of #红斯基盛夫人#, #天真无鬼脸真大#, #听西director hugged on the thigh#, #真加或假实怪幻# these four topics with an overwhelming momentum Occupy the top four in the hot search, and the limelight is the same for a while.

When Director He Zichang saw this kind of public opinion that was beneficial to him, he still laughed happily. However, the extreme joy gave way to sadness. Since Director Xi is a really capricious "newcomer" director, he turned off his phone unexpectedly. The insiders with the first-hand information and countless people who eat melons can't find Director Xi's trace, so they can only settle for the next best thing, and keep annoying He Zichang and the public relations department of Xingxing Entertainment.

Some media couldn't get information from him, so they said that He Zichang relied on his seniority to play big names, secretly kept secrets, and must have some shady deals with the Masefield family in private.

Baby He Zichang was suffering in his heart, but he couldn't express it.People don't believe it, he really doesn't know why Mrs. Masefield composed the theme song for this movie. He only found out when the movie was finished. When he questioned the sound director, the sound director kept going. Er smirked, and only said that Director Xi was unfathomable.

What kind of unfathomable method is it?He Zichang opened up his own brain hole and made up the plot similar to the fact that the hostile family replaced the child with a civet cat when the child was born in revenge for the Masefield family. After more than 20 years, under the persistent investigation of the Masefield family , They finally found out that Xiyan was actually their fourth young master. Mrs. Masefield was so moved that she wanted to recognize her own son, but Xiyan refused. Why did I never see you, so my wife was heartbroken Decided to break through the psychological defense slowly, and first help Xiyan start his career... blah blah blah.

Cough, just thinking about it makes me get goosebumps all over my body.

Director He Zichang dealt with the wolves of the media bitterly, and wanted to smash his phone when he became angry, but the outside world's speculation would be even more outrageous. It would be bad if he was used by someone who wanted to turn around and damage the film's reputation. So he could only keep repeating: "Sorry, I have no comment on this issue at the moment, we will hold a press conference after the release to explain in detail."

After suffering for two days, he finally couldn't bear it anymore, dressed up in disguise, and came to Star Entertainment to discuss a unified strategy against the enemy.

He thought that the phone calls of the Stellar Entertainment PR Department had been ringing in the past two days, but after he arrived, he realized that the place was as quiet as a silent film by Charlie Chaplin, and everyone was leisurely nestling in their chairs. On the Internet, some are grinding their nails, some are watching videos, some are sending WeChat messages, and some are sleeping soundly while hugging pillows.

The head of the public relations department is Hao Ying, whose ancestral home is in the Northeast. She is tall and tall, with a tough life style and work style. She usually roars so loud that it can be heard up and down several floors. She is called Sister Hao.

When the elder sister Hao heard He Zichang's troubles, she threw herself up and down with laughter, and it took a long time to catch her breath. She patted He Zichang's back vigorously, which made him almost vomit blood, and said, "It's useless for you to be in the circle." After so many years, you are still irritated by such a trivial matter, let me teach you a few tricks!"

The corners of He Zichang's eyes twitched, and he said to himself that I am the only seedling in my family, and I don't have a big sister at all, so don't take advantage of me.However, he did ask for help from others, so he could only say, "Do you have any good methods?"

Sister Hao’s first anti-harassment strategy: play dumb.

"Hi, Stellar Entertainment's PR department? May I ask how did you get the theme song for the movie "Innocent" that you invested in recently?"

"Ah? Who are you?"

"I'm a reporter from the XX tabloid."

"Huh? What is XX tabloid?"

'"Just a regular entertainment paper...that's not the point, the point is that we want to know about Innocence—"

"Huh? What is innocence?"

"...Are you the PR department of Star Entertainment?"

"Ah? What is Stellar Entertainment? Can it be eaten?"

"goodbye!"

Sister Hao’s second anti-harassment strategy: Pretending to be a takeaway.

"Hello, Stellar Entertainment's PR department? May I ask what Stellar Entertainment plans to make an official statement about the theme song of "Innocent"? Why didn't Mrs. Masefield participate in the preview? Did the crew use the name of Mrs. Woolen cloth?"

"Huh? Stellar Entertainment? We don't have this dish on the menu. Mrs. Masefield? There's only plum vegetables and braised pork, do you want it?"

"Um... aren't you the PR department of Star Entertainment?"

"What the hell? Don't make phone calls if you don't order takeout. I'm busy during this time. The uncle in the kitchen is going to accompany his wife to give birth to a second child. Our restaurant is too busy. It's strange, how can any cat or dog make order calls? ..."

"……goodbye!"

Sister Hao's last resort to prevent harassment: play dead.

"Hello, Stellar Entertainment's public relations department? What's Stellar Entertainment's position on Director Xiyan's falsification of Mrs. Masefield's works?"

"The company is about to go bankrupt, something happened to burn the paper, thank you."

Hang up directly, simply and neatly.

After hearing Hao Ying's method, director He Zichang unfortunately choked on his own saliva, and suddenly felt that life would be worse than death.He finally knew how Stellar Entertainment's stable position and good reputation in the industry, which was not outstanding or ignored by others, came from.

At first glance, these three methods seem to be funny, but when you think about it carefully, there is a bit of mystery.

In the first case, the media caller is still polite, with reasonable wording and a more sincere attitude. If the question is not so difficult to answer, the people from the public relations department will definitely express their opinion. However, they don’t know this question, so they can only pretend Foolishly deceived the past.In the second situation, the other party is already a bit aggressive, asking questions like a cannonball without stopping, they are naturally unwilling to answer, not only unwilling, but also sarcastically mocking you, telling you not to call again next time Come on; in the third case, if you have made it clear that you are looking for something, then you don't have to be polite, just say bye.

Playing stupid, pretending to be a takeaway and pretending to be dead sounds absurd, but it is a good way to silence the media. Even if the other party feels inexplicable and annoyed, they cannot report the content of this weird conversation. The public is sometimes relatively innocent. It is easy to be coerced by public opinion, but they will not believe this kind of thing that is not true at first glance.

They have a big company well placed, how can they not get through the phone, you have made it clear that you are in Black Star Entertainment.

The media wanted to cry but had no tears.

Hey, after all, how did the public expect Stellar Entertainment's PR department to be this rogue.

"How is it?" Hao Ying elbowed He Zichang, who had a mysterious face, and smiled triumphantly, "Sister Hao's methods are powerful, and they can solve your problem."

"Hehe..." At this moment, He Zichang only wanted to send her three words: the city will play.

You guys are so talented, does Sdman know that?

The conversation was divided into two parts, and Xi Yan, who turned off his mobile phone again and prepared to go deep into the mountains and forests to improve his spiritual realm, was actually not as carefree as He Zichang thought.

"Xiao Xiao...do you remember why you left? I really admire you..."

Xiyan was so tired that he was sweating profusely, and sat down on the grass, unable to crawl.Originally suffering from insomnia and hunger strikes, he walked around for a long time, and he felt that he was going to be heroic if he didn't see the farmhouse again.

Will it be reborn back to the end of the world this time?Isn't he already broken into pieces?Or become a returning hero and lead the survivors to create a new world?

...It really is exhausting, and I have made up American blockbusters.

"I clearly remember walking like this... North... North... Where the hell is North!" Ji Xiaoxiao spun around twice, and finally leaned back in despair, her whole body said "big" The lettering was stuck to the ground, the bangs on his forehead were soaked with sweat, the blood on his lips had faded, and his beautiful baby face looked haggard.

"If I had known this place was so hard to find, I wouldn't have come with you."

Don’t everyone like to choose a place with well-developed traffic when running a farmhouse nowadays? Just put up a sign on the side of the road and someone will drive past it with great interest.Xiyan originally thought that this place should be like this. When he came here, he realized that because the residents are scattered in this southern hilly area, the terrain is large and small.

Their cars can only be driven to a nearby town, and the owner of the farmhouse specially set up an exclusive parking lot in the town.

Well, just stop and stop, it shouldn't be too far away.

Facts have proved that there is no saddest but sadder.

The town is not a little far from the farmhouse. At first they could find two locals with strong accents to ask for directions, but after walking, they could no longer see people.

"No! The revolution is not yet successful, and comrades still need to work hard!" Ji Xiaoxiao jumped up after finishing returning to the original place, and pulled Xi Yan who was exhausted like a dead dog.

"Let's go? Where are we going? Is there a signal on the phone?"

"Oh, don't worry about it, let's turn over that hillside and have a look. Lin Heng said that he saw a small village behind the hillside."

While speaking, he had already ran over with a patter.

Xiyan had no choice but to keep up.

The pair of cheap sneakers on his feet were worn white, and he suddenly regretted why he didn't bring the pair of shoes that Fu Zhichuan gave him, which was considered a breakup fee.

"Hey! Little Xixi, I saw—ah!"

Xi Yan suddenly raised his head and looked forward, only to see Ji Xiaoxiao's figure swaying on the hillock for a while, as if he had lost his footing, and suddenly fell straight backward like a felled tree.Xiyan quickly ran up to try to pull him, but of course he didn't have time to pull him back, and he jumped too fast and fell down himself.

When the two of them were falling to their heads full of stars, they suddenly heard an immature child's voice in their ears.

"Oh, great grandfather, monster!"

"Hey, grandpa is not a monster, the two of them are monsters."

"Yes, grandpa, monster!"

On why you don't have to pronounce the punctuation when you speak.

"...Let's go quickly."

Xiyan regained consciousness a little bit, and hurriedly called them to ask for directions: "Please wait a moment!"

He got up and patted the ashes off his face, only then did he see clearly the three people by the creek not far away.An old man's hair has turned into pure silvery white, but he looks hale and hearty, holding his great-grandson in his arms without panting, the child bit his fingers, blinked his big black and white eyes, and timidly looked at Xi Yan.An old man and a young man followed behind a puffy middle-aged man, a circle larger than him and Ji Xiaoxiao combined, with a belly as round as a ball.

"Sorry, we got lost, do you know where the nearby villages are?"

Before the other party could answer, Ji Xiaoxiao grabbed Xiyan's trouser legs and got up, pointing tremblingly at the opposite side of the creek.

"I'll just say... I didn't... go the wrong way... right."