Poems of Sea and Land

To say that the most popular variety show this year is "Come on, little assistant!" ", and every time the variety show starts, the satellite TV broadcasting the variety show will usher in a peak ratings.No, it has been updated again!

[Voiceover: For three days in a row, there were audience reactions and variety shows, so isn't someone really in hydrology?

Will of the Great Universe: Did Ning see the chapter name in my last update?I am in hydrology, and I am honest and worthy of praise! 】

At the beginning of the new issue, the six teams were divided into two groups and went to different places. After all, they were originally divided into actors and singers, and they specialized in arts. It would be better to go where they should go.

The first to appear was the singer team, namely Su Jinmo, Wen Junshu and Tang Ji.Director Li Wei told them on the scene that now they will exchange their identities and experience a life that they have never experienced before, which may have the effect of thinking for each other from the perspective of the other party.And the winner will have a mysterious gift, and the loser will be punished severely.

really?I do not believe.

In addition, since there are three people in Tang Ji's group among the three groups, Tang Ji brought two assistants after all.After comprehensive consideration, the result is to replace Xiaoya with Tang Ji, and Tang Ji and Liu Xi will become her assistants.

Well, ladies first, yes.

[The will of the universe: the old rules, after all, these three people are not important people, let’s leave a comment and let’s pass it~

Voiceover: You are actually lazy! 】

The variety show was still on the air, and in the video, various situations appeared in the original artist and the original assistant.

[Su Xianxian: Wow, it turns out that Tutu is so good, and she sings so well~ This voice and singing skills are completely ready to debut, but the appearance is not satisfactory...]

UT: Although, passable is a commendatory word, to the effect that it barely meets the requirements...

Su Xianxian@UT: It was my husband who gave birth to orz

[email protected] Su Xianxian: What does Zhang Yu mean?

Mu Classroom [email protected]: It is illiterate...

XX: Isn’t it all about appearance now, those with strength are buried~

Su Jinmo V: Tutu will not debut, but my next single Tutu will sing with me [呲牙] In addition, Xianxian, you have to learn Chinese well, I see you also pay attention to the college entrance examination. ..

Su Xianxian@v: Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, a living fairy!

Su Jinmo[email protected]Su Xianxian: Of course I am alive, but I was exhausted when I played this game that day. It turns out that it is not easy to be an assistant [cover face]

This netizen with the ID "Su Xianxian" has more criticisms and thoughts about the weirdness of the Chinese music scene, so I won't point them out here.

[Disqualification: Xiao Zhang's singing is so ugly, especially when compared with the original tone and modified tone orz]

Dingding flies to Wuhu: hard work as a sound repairer

Chaoxing biss: Thank you for your hard work as a sound repairer

......

A-Ka: Doesn't this reveal that some vases or relying on a sound repairer, in fact, my singing skills are super bad?

[Xiaotangbao: Xiaoya is so cute, I feel that her appearance and ability can make her debut, and Ji treats Xiaoya well QwQ]

Lemon: Sour, I declare that Xiaoya is my enemy for life!

Biabu: By the way, Brother Ji seems to have never been married, maybe we can eat Xipi like the neighbor?

Linka @Biabu: Next door?Do you mean Chen Lu or the one with the little assistant?They are really good at licking, and they are good at zqsg, xswl, but probably they also know that it is fake so they dare to lick like this~

Chen Lu [email protected] Linka: Nonsense, Chen Lu isrio!

Linka@陈露sjd: Read your ID again, Pulis~

Ding dong @林卡: I've got my heart set!

Great, now everything is going very well, let's start the cast.

"All in all, this game is asking everyone to swap identities, it will definitely be very interesting!"

"Hey, why do I feel that this gameplay is a bit familiar?"

"Because this is based on your previous ideas. So do you remember that I asked you about the idea of ​​​​the game project of this show?"

"Don't look at her, I have considered your suggestions, so the follow-up plot has to be unlocked."

The director Li Wei announced the rules, but Qi Lu joined in and talked about some things, and the amount of information revealed in these things is quite large.

[Damn, it turned out to be you! 】

[u1s1, 76 has a good idea! 】

[The director's words made me look forward to it~]

【...】

Different from the first half, this second half also invites a flying guest. This flying guest is none other than Wang Ruijun's wife, that is, "Come on, little assistant!" "The director of the current crew of the program group.

Both Wang Ruijun seeing Mo Mo and Mo Mo seeing Wang Ruijun were captured by the video recorder.Of course, people who watched the fun and didn't think it was a big deal were also photographed in the camera.

【Wang Er: Ahhh, it's my sister-in-law!So the sister-in-law is so good? ! 】

Fungus: I checked, my sister-in-law is so good!Talented and beautiful, no wonder my brother fell in love with her [crying]

Second brother: If I remember correctly, my sister-in-law seems to be the assistant director of "Keyboard" and a student of Director Qin...and the female one and the second female...are there?

Fungus@Second Brother: There is no such coincidence in the world, the two of them must have had an affair!

Yun in the melon field: Did you forget that the second brother is called the boss of 76?And Qi Lu also called the second brother "Little Brother No. [-]", and I feel that their relationship is complicated...

......

Wang Ruijun's fans didn't dig deep, if they continued the topic, they might not be able to pick up more interesting things, such as sponsors of the movie "Two Movies" and variety shows, such as Qi Lu's cousin and family.

Gee.

Wang Ruijun's fans have announced that director Mo Mo's film will contribute to the box office when it is released. Visually, this wave of box office is guaranteed.Who knows?

Of course, some people pointed out that today's release is to create momentum for the film, but this momentum is a double-edged sword. If it is well made to meet the expectations of the audience, then the reputation and box office will be a good harvest.I'm sorry if I didn't meet the audience's expectations, maybe even Wang Ruijun's reputation will be damaged.

The variety show is still on, and the three groups drew lots to get their roles.

Gu Chenfang: Passerby A.

Qi Lufang: The son of a rich family.

Wang Rui Junfang: The brothel boss*.

The three groups each went to their own dressing room, Qi Lu began to put on makeup for Hailan, Qi Lu and Hailan kept giggling while doing makeup.Coupled with the many performances later, there is no doubt that the artist and the assistant have spent another year in Chaohua.

[Chen Lu szd: Although, Lu Lu and Lan Lan are really silly when they laugh hhh]

Lu Luacridine: Never mind, never mind, I'm eating sipi isrio!

Biabu: Now I really think this pair of Xipi is very good. Before, I always thought that someone was playing around. How could I think that the more you get into the pit, the more real you will be orz

Sika deer阿鹿@Biabu: In fact, at the beginning, we were just joking around, but the steaming was crazier than what we were eating... That’s right, Lu Lu, she knocks Lu orz, so why is the person I love always opposite to me? Ahhhh? !

Lu Lu Da Bao @Biabu: It’s just a joke, but at least we never danced outside the circle, and kept being cute.And we always remember that Lu Lu is a married woman...

Times Olympic @卫场大宝贝: CIAO!I forgot about this!

......

It is obvious that some people who are dizzy with Xipike have really forgotten that Qi Lu already has Schrödinger's boyfriend, and no one has ever suspected that Qi Lu's house in the first issue is only a photo with Hailan And there is no such thing as a "boyfriend"...

[Voiceover: Isn't this really a patch after someone found a bug? 】

【Angel June: I didn't realize it before. After Lanlan took off her glasses, it's really funny. Forgive me for my unkind smile~】

7640: Then maybe in the next few days I can spend some time with my wife?

Angel June @7640: Alright, today’s one gave me new inspiration~

It is said that 76 is 0: the wife really doesn't give Lan Lan any face, visually it is Lu Lu's true love ~ In addition, a wave of praise for the wife's high yield is like a sow!

Due to Angel June's reputation in Chenlu CP and Qilu Hailan CP, the comments on her Weibo can be described as varied.At this moment, "For Lu Lu and Lanlan, I always have the illusion that they are flirting..." came into the eyes of the angel June.Seeing this, Angel June, that is, He Xiaoxue, wanted to yell—"They are like this, you read that right", but, she has signed a non-disclosure agreement...

Although the angel did not reply to this person until the end of June, she liked this person and sent him to the front row in an instant, and finally this person echoed in the building.

Wang Ruijun's assistants are twins, Pan Wen and Pan Wu, and finally Pan Wu was chosen to play the role of brothel boss.As for how hot Wang Ruijun made Pan Wu's eyes, I won't explain them one by one, and Pan Wu was still holding her voice when filming...

[Voice-over: Uh, there's a picture, I'm going to vomit!

Will of the Great Universe: Pan Wu's cheeks are as red as a monkey's butt, there is a big mole on the corner of his mouth, a girl with thick eyebrows...]

The public judges rated the three people, and the best one was Gu Chen, then Qi Lu, and finally Wang Ruijun... But because Wang Ruijun's Pan Wu was special, he got a special award... ....

This special award is a book about beauty and make-up.

[Wang Er: Damn, my eyes are so hot, my eyes are going to go blind! 】

Ruirui: nsdd, the second brother's craftsmanship... If there is a problem, it is very problematic!

Ziwang: u1s1, Pan Wu is pretty good-looking, and looks very honest, although the makeup is a bit, ahem.

The comment area is full of people with hot eyes. It is obvious that Pan Wu's makeup has really brought nightmares to many people...

Soon it was time for quick questions and answers, and the scientists in the comment area were eating candy again with microscopes.

Although, this sugar may be made of glass slag...

[Citang Professional: Then there is Lanlan, how should I put it, I hope you can treat your partner better and spend more time with him!Ahhhhhhhhh, my Xipi BE! 】

Lu Lu: Although it was a joke, I know it can’t be true, but after all, I’ve done zqsg before, and it’s sad to know the news, Lanlan also has someone to mess with orz

Sika Deer A Lu: Lanlan is so good at playing games, so her boyfriend must be even better at playing games, right?

Akali: Lanlan also said "I won't be sensational"... Woohoo, I just ate this pair of Xipi and it didn't take long for it to be BE! Tcl!

[Lu Lu is very cute: I didn't say that, can't you spread your mind? Ta has her and him, who knows which ta it is?Besides, can't you take Lu Lu Lu Lu's words as a coquettish to Lanlan?What's more, Lan Lan and Lu Lu both said that they have a good relationship! ! !Sisters, it's Chinese New Year, don't mourn! 】

Lu Luacridine: Do you know the gap between me and my wife?This is!

Angel June: Senior can fuck a girl.

Lu Lu is very cute @天使[-]月: You may not believe it, but I am actually a brave man from another world [呲牙]

With the appearance of the ancient super-powerful wife, the super chat between the artist and the little assistant has passed another year.So don't guess what Xipi Fan is thinking!

The author has something to say: Without hydrology, in fact, a lot of foreshadowing has been done here, and the amount of information is quite large...

Alas, my vicious female partner hasn't appeared yet orz

Thank you to everyone who is here, stayski! ! !