Poems of Sea and Land

"You may not believe it, but I'm Ji Ji."

So can this really be said?Qi Lu, where is your IQ?Have you been eaten by a dog?ah?

As soon as Qi Lu's Weibo was posted, everyone was dumbfounded.And this time, Gu Chen didn't even appear in the comments, and her sister Xiaochen, who must appear in the comments below, didn't appear in the True Love and Friendship Building either...

Shit, can this happen?Isn't it the default when it appears?

How can it be repaired!

Really, when Wen Qingfeng knew that her precious cousin was causing trouble again, she was completely dumbfounded.Even wanted to rush on a plane and beat someone up...

However, anger belongs to anger, and to quell the incident is also to quell the incident. However, the most important thing now seems to be worrying about Qi Lu's safety.It's useless to be in a hurry though.

Qi Lu has always been big-hearted, and after posting that Weibo, he put on the blindfold and went to sleep.Well, don't ask why.

Qi Lu, who was asleep, naturally wouldn't be aware of the strange light blooming from a certain first-class cabin around her.Of course, what she doesn't know is that the rapidly falling plane will gradually stabilize and even make an emergency landing...

Qi Lu: Zzzzz...

Don't ask, it means that Qi Lu is only Paige.

Obviously, because of someone Shi Lezhi's operation, she has been on the hot search again... Recently, someone's hot search frequency is too frequent. Sooner or later, someone will suspect that the will of the universe is deliberately in hydrology!

[Voice-over: Aren’t you? 】

[Lu Luacridine: Treasure, although you are very brave, can you say this? !What about the one who agreed to walk the flower road together? !Woooooooooooooooooooo, besides, which wild woman snatched your soul away?Me, I cry for you (blessings by the way)! 】

Lu Luacridine: Besides, will you be fine?Right? !

Baby Lu Lu: u1s1, I really hope Lu Lu is just playing a prank.

Artois @卫场大宝贝: Sad, but the photo taken by Lu Lu... Obviously Lu Lu is a very good girl QwQ

[Gu family's little wife: Although I don't like you very much, I still hope that you will be fine (pray) (pray)]

Gu family wields a broom concubine: (pray)

Wang Ermazi: I hope Lu Lu can be safe (prayer)

[Chacha Jun who spits black mud: Am I the only one who thinks that 76 is acting? (Picking nose) Can I turn on my mobile phone on the plane?Why don't you contact your family and post on Weibo in such a short time?Are your last words ready?spicy chicken]

Pululu: Finally found you, go up for me!

Fluttering: up

Zeen: Although I personally don't like Qi Lu very much, but she is a girl anyway, just have doubts, why do you want to curse her like this?

The Chacha Jun who spit black mud @泽恩: Our Lady is gone!

Poria @舒黑泥的茶茶君: Is this the Holy Mother?Isn't Naning also spitting black mud?Double standard?

Sika Deer Alu: Who told you that you can’t turn on your mobile phone on the plane?Have you ever flown, Shabby?Also, keep your dog eyes open to see what this thing is? !Flight screenshot.jpg

[Sika Deer Alu: I went to check, and there was indeed a domestic flight that lost contact... Screenshot]

Entutu: Damn it, isn't it...

Super Deer Team: I just dived for a long time, why...

Cute Lu Lu: (crying) (crying)

Formalin:  …

Qi Lu's Weibo was full of bad news, as if Qi Lu was really cold, although she should have been cold under normal circumstances.

[Voiceover: Normal situation?Have you considered BE? 】

Naturally, the trending search was full of moaning demons, including but not limited to Qi Lu's fans and sunspots.Yes, that’s right, the hot search #齐卫出桌# quickly became popular...

【76 Big SB: #齐罗出桌# Didn’t I say that there are people who believe this kind of fake stuff that can no longer be fake?Although I also hate her, shouldn't it be her plane that should be my concern now?How many people were on the plane and where are they now?This is what should be considered, right? 】

【A-Ka: #齐罗出桌# Isn’t it?Qi Lu came out?And she said it herself?Shock my mom? BTW, hope this brave girl is okay (prayer)]

[Single heart: #齐罗出桌# There are too many hot searches for this one recently, right?Is it because it was hard to clean up and then decided to take the road of marketing coffee?Obviously her acting skills are not bad, so why bother? 】

【...】

Visually, before Qi Lu woke up, the domestic hot search list would be very lively, but no matter what, because of Qi Lu, this flight was noticed by many people.Although some people called Qi Lu a pervert/pervert, but there are quite a lot of people who hope that she is safe and sound.

[Voice-over: So how can we cover up Qi Lu's coming out?Still not covering up?Can she win an award before retiring?It will be troublesome...

Will of the Great Universe: Isn't it me who is the most troublesome person? 】

Qi Lu was woken up by Cheng San's shaking, because the plane had already made an emergency landing, but Cheng San's face was obviously a little grim.

"..."

After being shaken awake, Qi Lu saw Cheng San's face magnified in front of him, while shouting: "I've come to heaven?" Qi Lu glanced around in disbelief, crying, "I'm so miserable , the soul still falls here after death? So am I going to become a lonely ghost? I can’t even go to the kingdom of heaven?”

"Hey, I can't even see Lan Lan? No, I want to become Ah Piao Piao and come to Lan Lan's side... [N number of words omitted]"

Cheng San looked at Qi Lu helplessly, she really couldn't bear to interrupt her eldest lady's imagination, and even wanted to directly hug Qi Lu and send her to a mental hospital for examination...

Qi Lu was crying there on his own, crying and crying, and finally realized that there seemed to be something wrong.

Fart, it’s only when you’re right, right?How could there be temperature on the ghost?How could a ghost...

[Voiceover: The truth is that the flight attendant who was frightened but forced herself to cheer up heard the cry and prepared to serve Qi Lu...

Qi Lu: When I finally knew the truth, I shed tears~]

Qi Lu stopped sobbing, and looked at the flight attendant with wide eyes. The flight attendant tilted her head. She really couldn't understand why this beautiful woman in front of her cried like this. Could it be... fear of death?

Qi Lu: Is it normal for me to be afraid of death?I still have a girlfriend [Zhen Sheng] who wants me to raise it!

Cheng San has always reacted quickly, and quickly noticed the stewardess' doubts and Qi Lu's current embarrassment, so she waved her hand to let the stewardess leave. Anyway, the cabin is in a mess now, and a few people are needed to appease the passengers. What about emotions?

Qi Lu took the paper handkerchief from Process Three and lowered his head very low.Meow, why is there such an embarrassing person like her in this world?

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, how can it be repaired!My face is all gone!Gone!So Qi Lu, are you a fool?Qi Lu roared in her heart, although she didn't realize that a long time ago, in Chen San's eyes, she had no face and integrity...

"San'er, I, I just now, am I embarrassing?" Qi Lu asked softly, the corners of his eyes were red.

The straight-tempered Cheng San nodded, and suddenly asked something out of nowhere.

"By the way, Lu Lu, did you post a Weibo?"

"?"

Weibo?what is that?Have it?

Qi Lu blinked his eyes, obviously he had forgotten about this matter.

"!"

Miaomiaopeng, she seems to have actually posted a Weibo, and, somehow... came out? !

GIAO!

"Uh, um."

Cheng San sighed, and said, "Miss Wen contacted me before, and she took the WeChat screenshot and bought it as a trending search." Cheng San stood up straight, and glanced at Qi Lu helplessly, "People who have experienced this incident Many, maybe someone even took video, nothing to worry about in regards to the plane crash. The thing to worry about is...”

"Yes?"

"It's the thing you shouldn't have said." Cheng San turned her face away, her young lady is so stupid, what can she do?

So, what excuses do you need to get this thing out of the way?This question is worth thinking about.

Qi Lu waved his hand and said, "Forget it, that's it, I'll report Lanlan's safety first~" After saying this, Qi Lu didn't want to click on Hailan's 99+ message. .....

The plane stopped on the ground for a long time before the rescue team came. After preliminary inspection, the wings of the plane had been damaged, and there were problems in the fuel tank and other places. It is really incredible that such a plane full of problems can still land smoothly.

After Qi Lu landed, wearing a blanket from the rescue team, he asked the rescue team where this place is and how far it is from Huaguo in fluent English.The rescue team told her that this is XXX, a friend and neighbor of Huaguo, not too far away, and the Chinese ambassador to XXX attaches great importance to this incident, and it will probably not be long before these passengers who were in distress will be able to return home.

Qi Lu thanked the team member, and then started filming the dilapidated plane, and asked if he could post it online.She got permission from the rescue captain.

[Qi Lu V: Alright, I'm alive!Hahahahahaha, but why did I cry while I was talking?

Thanks to the motherland, thanks to the rescue team, and thanks to everyone who cared about this incident!grateful!

In addition, in fact, the previous Weibo, cough, is that one, I am straight (as long as you believe it).

Woohoo, I'm a niece, I'm a niece!

PS: The pictures are only released with the consent of the rescuers on the scene and the captain.

The picture of the plane is a nine-square grid, and the expression pack of "I am a niece" in the middle. 】

Qi Lu's Weibo, which reported his safety, quickly gathered more than N netizens, and everyone was frightened by this incident.

Fart, as far as the video posted by some people on the Internet, the sound of lightning, thunder, and machine stinging and stinging is not scary, right? !Of course, in the video, there was also the time when the storm came, which coincided with the time when Qi Lu posted on Weibo, which negates the possibility that Qi Lu posted on Weibo after the plane landed smoothly to gain popularity and eat human blood.

The sika deer and enthusiastic netizens began to joke about Qi Lu, and the blessing of surviving.

[Sika Deer Alu: Ahhhh, Lu Lu, as long as you are fine!Storm cry! 】

Lu Luacridine: We are really worried about you, and now we are so happy to see that you are all right!

Super Deer Team: (Hug)

Cute Lu Lu: My God, what happened to my treasure TVT? But if you survive a catastrophe, you will be blessed, and Lu Lu will definitely be better!

Qi Lu V: Thank you QwQ

[Baby Lu Lu: Those who say that Lu Lu is not good, come out!How could someone use his life to make a joke?Sorry bastard! 】

Chacha Jun who spit black mud: I'm sorry or2

Pululu: sorry or2

Qi Lu V: It’s okay, I’m fine (bashing teeth)

[Chen Lu szd: @露卫的爱情攻略团队, look, our cp is real! @齐卫V also pretended for us, two pljj are very sweet in love, why deny it? ! 】

76 is a Ji guy: look at my ID

[email protected] is a Ji guy: Mie hahaha, I just like a straightforward and unpretentious woman like you!In addition, Lu Lu is a Ji guy!She admitted it herself!

The 76th General Attack: Will straight girls have emojis like I am a niece?

76 is soft 1: hhh, I feel like we can form a team laugh cry~

Qilu V: It's fake.

[email protected] Qi Lu V: Really?I do not believe.

Qi Lu [email protected]: Then... I suggest you change 0 to 1.

76 is soft[email protected] Qi Lu V: hhh, baby, you have to laugh at me to death!Got it, Lu Lu is 1!

[76 Big Confused: Hey, it's Ji Ji who still doesn't admit it, lying, disgusting! 】

Qi Xiaolu: Duplicate words, disgusting~

Chen Lu isrio: Is it related to you?

Qi Lu V: I didn't eat your rice.

[The little wife of the Gu family: It’s okay to be TVT if you’re okay (Sister Xiaochen, don’t say I’m KY, say I’m right)]

Gu's concubine with a broomstick: Forward this Qi Lu, and you will be able to survive a catastrophe and pass the exam.jpg

Girl Gu: It’s fine QwQ

Qi Lu V: Thank you everyone~

......

Qi Lu's Weibo was reposted by many friends in her circle of blessings, but no one talked about Qi Lu's sexuality.Gu Chen also reposted it, and she even reposted the previous one. Of course, she didn't say anything about a certain question.

[Gu Chen[email protected] Qi Lu: It's fine, I'll treat you to dinner when I come back]

Qi Lu V: Alright, one bite and three times!

Gu Chen[email protected] Qi Lu V: I'm so greedy, let the kids invite you~

Qi Lu[email protected] Gu Chen V: I'm stingy, I don't like you anymore!

Gujiaxiaojiaowife @齐LUV: Is there such a good thing?

After Gu Chen retweeted Qi Lu's Weibo, a few people who were chasing lemons said that she was lying about popularity or wheat bran, but almost everyone knew that these two might be really good girlfriends.In particular, Gu Chen is better than Qi Lu. From the three words "children", he knows that even if Qi Lu has a girlfriend, it will definitely not be Gu Chen!

So, who is that?

Three days later, Qi Lu returned home.

Qi Lu came out of the business terminal, and seeing her family and friends waiting at the exit who loved her deeply and she loved deeply, tears flowed down her forehead and back.And she felt that if she continued to work, she would get cold sooner or later.Don't ask, it's just that some people look a little...unfriendly?

"Qi Lu!"

The author has something to say: the end of the world line~ I hope I can write three children in my lifetime~

Lu Lu is back in the circle~

8 As I said, when writing a thesis orz, the final assignment is the thesis, and all kinds of thesis orz are gone!

Thank you to everyone who is here, stayski! ! !