After dressing as the hero's wife

Fang Yude sat up, the flesh in front of him was piled up on his abdomen, and he stretched his robe round. Maybe he moved too much when he spoke, and his round belly trembled.

Looking at the person sitting at the top, Ji Yuanchuan thought, this person has a fat face, without makeup, but always has a smile on his face, squeezes his fat face, and squints his eyes. With a group of harmony.

It's really unexpected that such a person has an extremely vicious heart and is extremely cruel in his actions.It seems that people really can't be judged by appearances!

Ji Yuanchuan listened to the head of the mountain exchanging greetings with Fang Yude, while looking around calmly, of course he did not forget to maintain his unique posture.

Soon, water-like delicacies were brought up, and the empty table in front of Ji Yuanchuan was filled up at a speed visible to the naked eye.

At this time, the conversation also progressed to self-introduction. Ji Yuanchuan thought that he was the youngest and should be at the end, so he kept silent, just smiling and stuffing meat into his mouth.

I don't know what kind of meat it is, it's delicious, he hasn't eaten it, and it's rare, so treat yourself better, anyway, the man didn't even look at him.

Soon, it was his turn to introduce himself. Ji Yuanchuan stood up specially to show his respect, shaking his robes, looking extraordinarily formal.

At this time, everyone's eyes were attracted by him.

With a faint smile on his face, Ji Yuanchuan enlarged his nostrils and raised his chin, he said slowly: "I am Ji Yuanchuan, the master of Qingming Academy, today I am lucky to be able to..."

"...All right, all right, I see, you sit down!" Fang Yude interrupted impatiently, turning his face to one side.

Ji Yuanchuan was stunned, and sat down at a loss, no longer had the good appetite just now, looked up, then looked down, or sighed silently, it seemed that someone had hurt his heart .

In fact, my heart has blossomed with joy!

Sure enough, this trick worked, Fang Yude looked at him as if he was looking at something dirty.

Not long after, Fang Yude left with an excuse, and after leaving, he never came back.

Ji Yuanchuan and the others didn't know anything at this time, they were waiting quietly without saying a word.

……

After Fang Yude made an excuse to go out, he went straight to the backyard and scolded his subordinates.

"Are you all blind? Putting such an ugly thing in front of me, is it to disgust me so that I can't eat? You haven't seen me since I came to this ghost place to eat, sleep, or sleep. I lost a lot of weight, so I don't know how much I feel sorry for me..."

Fang Yude was so angry that he smashed it up, and when he calmed down, he said: "Call me Fang Xin, what kind of bad idea did you come up with, and what did you say about scholars? go..."

The little eunuch who knelt down said yes repeatedly, and scrambled out the door.

After a while, the Fang Xin that Fang Yude was talking about was brought over.

Before entering the door, the sweet and greasy voice came to his ears first. Fang Yude was still unhappy, but he loved the voice so much that the corners of his mouth could not help but curl up.

"Godfather, what's the matter with you, why are you so angry? Let your son share the burden for you, but who provoked you again."

I saw that although the person who came had a male voice, he was wearing women's clothing, and his face was covered with fine rouge and gouache, which made his whole face charming and charming. Because of his small frame, he held the slender waist even more gracefully, as if It will be accidentally broken in the next second.

Fang Xin moved in front of Fang Yude with small steps, his swaying waist almost dazzled him.

What's more, this person was still looking at him with big foggy eyes, so he was still half angry.

When Fang Xin approached, Fang Yude grabbed Fang Xin's slender waist, pretended to be angry and said, "It's not because of you, if you didn't say that scholar is more interesting, how could I be disgusted by that guy for nothing?" Come back, it can be seen that it is all because of you, you have to take responsibility."

Fang Yude's fat hands slid in from the other party's neckline, stroking the soft and tender skin delicately.

Fang Xin squinted his eyes to enjoy, and asked casually, "Godfather wronged me to death. I found out that there is a master in Qingming Academy who is very good-looking. I'm afraid godfather will be bored these few days." , that’s why I recommend this person... ah... take it easy..."

Fang Yude buried his head in front of his chest, and mumbled: "Then you may...be deceived by someone, one...is uglier than the other..."

Fang was puzzled in his confidence, but he had to work hard to deal with this old guy, until he tried his best to serve this old guy comfortably, and he didn't even have time to put away some utensils on the couch, and the clothes on his body were not closed yet. Go out of the house and ask the person at the door.

"The masters are leaving?"

The little eunuch who was asked inadvertently saw the ambiguous red marks on Fang Xin's body, blushed, and immediately lowered his head and said: "Those people wanted to leave, but they were stopped, they should... they should still be there."

The adults didn't say anything, and they didn't dare to let people go, otherwise they would be the unlucky ones.

"Okay, you guys are doing great, take me to see them."

"However," the little eunuch hesitated, "what should I do here, sir, you can't leave, just now, my lord was still losing his temper, if you leave..."

Fang Xin loosened his collar indifferently, and the already loose clothes slipped down in an instant. He smiled charmingly: "Don't worry, he won't wake up so soon, just lead me with peace of mind. Why don't you look at me, look at me look at me..."

As soon as the little eunuch's eyes touched a certain red spot, his head became a little dizzy, and when he saw that bewitching smile again, he couldn't say no to it.

"Okay, okay, I'll take you there now, then..."

……

Fang Xin followed the little eunuch to the door of the Accord, and looked at the people inside through the window.

Even though there was enough light inside, the people inside couldn't be seen clearly through a layer of veil, but Fang Xin still recognized Ji Yuanchuan at a glance.

He is the only one with that kind of demeanor!

What a twist of fate, if Fang Xin stood in front of Ji Yuanchuan face to face, it would be difficult to confirm, but he couldn't see Ji Yuanchuan's appearance clearly, and he had tacitly agreed that Ji Yuanchuan was inside.

So he quickly confirmed who was Ji Yuanchuan.

With a plan in mind, he began to coax the blushing little eunuch in front of him.

"It's like this. You also know that the adults are angry because of the people inside, so I thought I should teach them a lesson, so that the adults will be happy and our life will be easier. What do you think..."

……

Ji Yuanchuan, who knew nothing about it, was also very anxious indoors. Fang Yude would not come back once he left. They offered to leave several times, but they were all stopped back. They had no choice but to sit back and wait.

After waiting for more than an hour, some couldn't bear it anymore, and went out for convenience, and came back safe and sound.

Ji Yuanchuan has always had concerns in his heart, so he doesn't want to go out alone, he always feels that something will happen.

Until he really couldn't hold it anymore, Ji Yuanchuan decided to go out with the head of the mountain to release it.

At this time, the head of the mountain had come out for the second time, and he knew the way very well, so he didn't need anyone to lead the way, so he took Ji Yuanchuan straight to the toilet.

Of course, they also knew that the reason why Fang Yude's people were so relieved was because the Zuixiao Tower was surrounded, and even a bird could not fly out.

After finishing the toilet, the two rushed back, Ji Yuanchuan walked behind, not long after coming out of the latrine, there was a sudden sharp pain in the back of the head, before Ji Yuanchuan had time to call, he had already fainted to the ground.

The head of the mountain heard the movement and left and turned his head, followed by a head-on blow.

The head of the mountain was also knocked out.

It's just that the head of the mountain fell on the spot and was left unattended, while Ji Yuanchuan was dragged away very quickly.

This delay caused Ji Yuanchuan's snow-white robe to suffer instantly, and the only thing he could see from his whole body became horrible.

So when Fang Xin saw Ji Yuanchuan, he couldn't believe it was him.

"Did you arrest the wrong person?" Fang Xin repeatedly confirmed.

The little eunuch denied it outright: "No, it's him you're talking about, and you didn't catch him wrong."

If it's true, wouldn't it be a ghost!

"No, I remember that the person I asked you to arrest was wearing white clothes. Do you see this?" Fang Xin still decided to trust his memory and not be confused by illusions.

When it was said that it was a little embarrassing, the little eunuch didn't hide it, and said directly: "This man is too heavy, I can't move it, so I dragged him over, and then his clothes became like this, don't worry about this The minutiae are gone, as long as someone brings them over."

good?What a fart!This is not the person he was looking for at all!

Forget it, I'm tired, and I can't make sense with this little fool.

"Wake him up for me."

The little eunuch lifted the lid of the teapot, flipped his hands over, and poured all the tea on Ji Yuanchuan's face.

Ji Yuanchuan frowned with a wet face, and soon woke up.

He first felt a stabbing pain in the back of his head, it happened, something really happened.

Then he found himself tied up with tea leaves hanging on his face, he shook his head and shook the tea leaves off his face.

As soon as the tea leaves were shaken, he could clearly see the person standing in front of him.

Ji Yuanchuan was so frightened that his heart shrank, what does this mean, why did he tie him up?Who are these two people?He doesn't know anyone!

Fang Xin took a few steps forward, looked down at Ji Yuanchuan who was lying on the ground condescendingly, and said, "Ji Yuanchuan, why don't you know me?"

How did he know that his name was Ji Yuanchuan?Are you all dressed like this, or have you been discovered?No, you can't admit it even if you die.

Ji Yuanchuan replied with a muffled voice: "What did you say? Why can't I understand, why did you arrest me? I didn't do anything."

Fang Xin's face darkened when he heard his voice, if he was not sure that the person in front of him was Ji Yuanchuan just now, but since this person spoke, he was very sure.

Fang Xin gritted his teeth and said: "Ji Yuanchuan, stop pretending, who else would you be? I can recognize you when you turn into ashes."

Fang Xin knelt down, looked into Ji Yuanchuan's eyes and said, "I'll give you another chance, you have a look, and answer me, who am I?"

Ji Yuanchuan really wanted to scold him, but he was afraid of being beaten. You have lost your memory, you don't even remember who you are, so how can I remember?

Could it be Li Nian?But he forgot what Li Nian looks like, he doesn't seem to be so beautiful.

Ji Yuanchuan refused to admit it, and still said in a muffled voice: "I'm really not him, and I don't know you, so you let me go."