[Column spot] You actually like men

Note: Lofter Arbor Day episode...

(One)

Is this the power of reincarnation eyes?Dry hands caressed his eyes.

So......

He tried to seal.It went as expected.Immediately afterwards, a huge statue appeared in front of his eyes.

He took a closer look at the statue.

It looked like a person, strictly speaking, a wooden figure—but it was somewhat different from the wooden figure in Hashirama—he was very familiar with the wooden figure in Hashirama.And this wooden figure... it holds a scroll in its mouth, its limbs and neck are sealed, and it sits cross-legged on a lotus flower.Below the flowers are root-like things.

Madara leaned on a sickle and walked slowly towards the base of the statue.

This is the incarnation of the sacred tree... the empty shell of the ten tails.Why is there a wonderful intimacy.Madara tore off his collar and looked at the place on his chest that had been injured by Hashirama.

(two)

That was decades ago.

At that time, he was stabbed in the heart by Hashirama from the back, and he didn't know anything after that.What can be known is that Hashirama must be very sad-when he was at the shrine before, he asked Hashirama who he would choose for himself and the village.He knew very well that this choice was too difficult for Hashirama.

For that more distant future, he doesn't mind being forced to choose.Even if he knew, doing so would make Hashirama feel sad.

For example, one person dies, or a group of people dies.

He is the one who knows Hashirama best.

He could also use his knowledge of Hashirama to be resurrected.

After Izanagi took effect, Madara opened his eyes—not in the laboratory, as he expected.

The ninja's corpse hides a lot of secrets about Blood Succession Genkai, not to mention his Uchiha Madara's corpse.It's a pity that Hashirama will not allow his body to be dissected, nor will he let his body be coveted by foreign enemies.The only option is to destroy.

And Qianshou Feijian will not let go of such a good opportunity.Not every Uchiha has the eternal kaleidoscope. If you miss this time, maybe there will be no next time.

Madara got up to leave the coffin, and placed a shadow clone disguised as his corpse.In this way, when Tomona saw the corpse replaced by the shadow clone, he would only think that the plan was revealed, and the corpse was dropped by the Uchiha clan or others.

The credibility of Uchiha Madara's body confirmed by Senju Hashirama, the top medical professional, is too high.Combined with the sad appearance of Hashirama—what kind of cry will Hashirama make when he is sure that he has no heartbeat—no one will doubt that he is still alive.

He had only seen the tearful Hashirama twice.

The first time was when Itama died, and the second time was when Hashirama was preparing to cut seppuku.He couldn't see Hashirama's depression, nor could he see him crying.As soon as Hashirama was depressed, he would soften his heart.Tears too.But this time I can't be softhearted.

Fortunately, there is no need to see the third time.

As for the disappearance of the corpse, there was something hard to say - he would never dare to look for the corpse in a big way.If Hashirama knew that his body had not been destroyed, but had been stolen.Don't even know who stole it... that picture must be beautiful.

Madara has almost never seen Hashirama get angry with his younger brother, and most of the time Hashirama is the one who is trained.

But there will be exceptions.

It was the time when Hashirama was going to have a caesarean section, and that was the first time he saw Hashirama angry.

At that time, he fell to the ground, and Tokaima was about to kill himself.Immediately afterwards, it was rare to see Qianshou Feijian, who was intimidated by his elder brother... showing a very complicated expression.Too bad he wasn't in the mood to laugh then.

Recalling Hashirama's expression at that time now, it makes me want to laugh.Finally a little brother's majesty.

(three)

After playing the shadow clone, he walked towards the edge of Konoha and easily passed through the barrier of Konoha.

Being able to leave Konoha calmly is thanks to Hashirama's trust - Konoha's enchantment has no restrictions on him, even if he leaves the village with Kyuubi.It was as innocent as ever.

He went back to the cave he had found before, it was a place not far from Konoha and not close.Immediately afterwards, he spit out the cells between the pillars and transplanted them to his own wound.

At first, the wound didn't change much, but after a while, the outline of a face slowly emerged.

Madara had a vague feeling of bad premonition.

Until one day, Madara watched helplessly that the face on his chest had changed into the appearance of Senju Hashirama.

At first, Spot was a little uncomfortable, whether it was in the bath or when changing clothes.It was an amazing feeling to look down and see the guy's face.

(four)

Is there some connection between the sacred tree and the pillar?

Madara took out Kunai, gouged out a little on the chest, and planted it on the root of the sacred tree with the blood attached.Then I saw a six-handed Qianshouzhujian slowly growing from the root of the sacred tree, still naked//.This is what Hashirama looked like without clothes.The battle with Hashirama before was too elegant, at least it wouldn't make Hashirama so embarrassing that he could show his chest or abdominal muscles.

But, it should be more than that.He waited quietly on the spot until he saw a white cocoon growing from a certain tree root.This cocoon is getting bigger and bigger, gradually becoming the size of an ordinary person, and then slowly turning into a "person" with a circle face—perhaps at this time, the word maturity is more appropriate than the word birth— In short, the circle face fell to the ground.

That person...maybe it should be called a vegetative person, he obviously saw Madara, and quickly walked up to Madara, and said in an extremely cheerful voice: "Hi!"

"Hashirama...?" Madara felt her heart beating a little faster.

"That..." Circle Face stretched out his hand, supported his chin, and pretended to be thinking.

"Ok?"

"Has anyone ever told you..."

"what?"

"Your bags under the eyes are so obvious!"

"..."

Madara froze for a while.Finally, he felt it with the little chakra left.Make no mistake, this "person" is covered with intercolumnar cells all over his body.He resisted the urge to swing the opponent's head with a sickle, and asked, "Are you Hashirama?"

"Who is Hashirama?"

Also, the clone will not have the memory of the master.Even if the DNA is the same, they are not the same person.

"From now on, your name is A Fei, and I'm Uchiha Madara."

"This name sounds so casual! There is nothing new! I have my own thoughts! I am amazing!"

"..."

Although they don't look like each other, they are pretty similar in terms of being cheap.

Being made such a fuss by the other party, Madara felt that he should find a place to rest, so he tremblingly walked towards the stone wall.

Bai Jue leaned over: "Let me help you!"

(Fives)

"It's so dark and boring here! What are you doing here?"

"Wait for reincarnation to open your eyes."

"What is the eye of reincarnation?"

Madara looked at the circled face, and explained the Moon Eye plan patiently.

Bai Jue crossed his arms and made a gesture of thinking.

"What, just to escape reality and hide in dreams..."

Madara smiled and replied, "Reality is hell."

(six)

"Look! Clang, clang!"

Madara opened her eyes a little, and looked up.

"I know how to use wooden escape! It's more like Hashirama!"

Madara looked at the bed made of wood, and snorted: "I don't need that kind of thing."

"Then do you sleep on rocks in winter? It's very cold!"

(Seven)

Maybe it would be nice to create a few more pillars?Maybe this Hashirama was just an accident.

But when the heretic golem grows more "hazards" and whispers about his bags under the eyes, or when he wants to defecate.

"..."

(Eight)

Madara felt that time was running out.In a few days, he might not even have the strength to leave this cave.

"Come with me to Konoha." He said to Bai Jue.

The enchantment is still as good as ever.And Bai Jue itself is a cell between the pillars, let alone attract the attention of the enchantment.

Madara followed the route in memory and walked to the spiritual monument between the pillars.It's the same here.He squatted down slowly, stroking the newly grown grass around the monument.Before long, our ideal will come true.

"Who's in there?"

"A very earthy watermelon head."

"It's also the object of my longing."

(nine)

Most of the time, Bai Jue used Mu Dun to go out to help him collect information, leaving one or two to take care of him.Now he can only rely on the heretic golem to continuously provide chakra to continue his life.

"Master Madara, the child of the Uzumaki clan has been found. His name is Nagato."

"Really." Madara reached out to take off his own eyes and put them in Bai Jue's hands, "Put them on for him."

Bai Jue clenched his eyes tightly: "Then you won't be able to see anything."

Madara ignored him.

A few days later, Bai Jue returned with a Sharingan.

"Where did it come from?"

"On the battlefield of the Second Ninja World War, I assassinated an injured Uchiha. That's where I found Nagato!"

Madara took the Sharingan and placed it on his left eye.If it was Hashirama, it shouldn't be possible to do such a thing.After all, this is just an inferior product, not Hashirama.

(ten)

"Master Madara, Uchiha's child has also been found."

"Then go with the plan."

Madara turned around and looked at the thousand-handed pillar on the golem of the heretics.Hashirama, this is the last step I take before I die.

(eleven)

Madara glanced at Obito Uchiha who had opened the kaleidoscope Sharingan.Sure enough, the more emotional Uchiha is, the easier it is to open his eyes when he loses something important to him.Just like yourself.

He still remembers the first time he opened his eyes.

Hmph, letting go of that guy actually makes me so sad that I start writing Sharingan.

(twelve)

Madara cut off the chakra tube, breathing is not very happy, but the mood is a little happy.

"Before I resurrected, you were, Uchiha Madara."

Obito looked at Madara's body and remained silent.He had just finished teaching him ninjutsu.After a while, he turned his head to look at Bai Jue: "If there is a heretic golem, it shouldn't be a problem for him to live for decades, right?"

Is it necessary to cut off the chakra tube so eagerly?

"Madara-sama doesn't want to live more than one day, he can't do anything with that body. Besides, there is someone he wants to see in the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss!"

(thirteen)

The darkness in front of him gradually disappeared, and a faint light could be vaguely felt.Then the vision began to clear up.

Is this the pure land, that is... the pillar room is also here?

Madara walked slowly towards the crowd, looking for a familiar figure.Thanks to the fact that Hashirama only knew the young Uchiha Madara, he didn't know what he looked like when he was old.An old man with white hair is unremarkable.There are too many here.

He wasn't worried that he would attract Hashirama's attention.Even if Hashirama wants to find himself, he will only find it in the young Uchiha.

Soon, Madara saw the person she was looking for, so she found a place a little further away and sat down.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

Madara looked at the man with waist-length hair and frowned.

The guy is still the same.

(fourteen)

"Blade?"

"Huh?" Madara turned his head and looked at Senju Bashirama next to the pillow.

It was a dream.

"I heard you call my name, what's wrong?"

"It's nothing, I just dreamed about something from the past."

"Go to sleep for a while." Hashirama hugged him back into his arms, "Tomorrow is the first Arbor Day since the establishment of Konoha! As the second generation, you must participate!"

planting trees...

Suddenly, a picture of the "hashima" grown by the heretic golems discussing the meaning of defecation suddenly appeared in Madara's mind.

"..."

Is this the reason for dreaming? ? ?

(Finish)

The author has something to say: During the Battle of the Valley of the End, the narration of Hashirama half-kneeling next to Madara's corpse translates into ≈weakness and trembling.