[Column spot] You actually like men

Before Fire Core left, he saw Sasuke appearing at the door of the classroom with an irritable expression on his face.

Knowing that Sasuke has the habit of getting up early, Madara is not particularly surprised that he will come to the school to have a look - today is the first day of school after forming an alliance.Surprisingly, there was an impatient expression on his face.This little bastard is still angry? ?

Sasuke didn't enter the classroom, but just stood at the door, facing the three people near the podium, frowned and said, "Second-generation old man, where is my breakfast?!"

Hearing this sentence, the other patriarchs present looked at Uchiha Madara with horror.Is it really okay to call Big Brother and old man? Could it be that they will soon have the opportunity to see the most disharmonious Uchiha brotherhood in the legend...?

Before the other families handed in the alliance letter, they more or less inquired about the situation of the Senju clan and the Uchiha clan, and also made a detailed analysis of the main combat power, except for Uchiha Sasuke.

According to the information they obtained from the Yuhi Clan, when the Yuhi Clan attacked the Uchiha resident, in addition to the second-in-command Uchiha Quanna, there was another person who looked very similar to Quanna.In addition to the kaleidoscope sharingan, that person also has the legendary reincarnation eye, and his strength cannot be underestimated.After many inquiries, I learned that it was the youngest son of Uchiha Tajima.

Generally speaking, as ninjas who have more survival advantages than civilians, they should adopt a strategy of fewer births and better fertility in reproduction.But in the Warring States Period when the average life expectancy was only 30 years old, in order to ensure the prosperity and survival of the family, the ninjas had to adopt the survival strategy of lower animals - using multiple births to offset the low survival rate of their offspring.It is very common for a ninja family to have five or six brothers.

It is also because of the Warring States Period that many times many lives cannot offset the war damage, just as there is only one of the four younger brothers left in Hashirama.In this general environment, the relationship between blood relatives is very close.But according to intelligence, the relationship between Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Sasuke is not particularly good.This is very different in the view of the Warring States, a ninja family that is bound by blood and jointly resists foreign enemies.

But Madara and Hashirama didn't notice the strange expressions of the other patriarchs, and they all looked at Tomona suspiciously.Since yesterday, Hashirama felt that there was something strange about Tomona, but he couldn't tell what was strange.

"I can handle my own breakfast." Tomona glanced at Sasuke, and then turned his attention back to the students, "Today is the first day of school, let's start with the simplest technique, everyone, gather by the lake." Said Then he walked out of the classroom.

Several other patriarchs had just moved to Konoha and had to take care of clan affairs, so they left after saying "I'll leave the child to you", leaving Madara and Hashirama.There used to be a ninja school in Konoha, but Madara and Hashirama never taught the students of the ninja school, so they were a little curious, so they went to the lake together.

After they came to the lake, Hashirama was a little dumbfounded seeing the children of each family grouping together according to the family: "In this way, children from different families can't..."

"The old man knows, we will divide into groups later." Tobima interrupted Hashirama's words with her arms folded, then turned to the students and said, "Today we are teaching the Transformation Technique, and now we each find people from other families and form a group of three. "

At this moment, Madara was a little worried.My own children have basically inherited the arrogance and awkwardness of the Uchiha clan. It may be a bit difficult for them to take the initiative to find children from other families to form a team.But after a while, he broke out in a cold sweat for his own children, when he saw the children of several other families fighting to form a team with his own children.

After moving to Konoha, Sasuke has become accustomed to cooking three meals a day.Yesterday at noon Tobima had dinner with the senior officials of other families, and Tobima went to help move last night. These two reasons for asking for leave were very legitimate, and he didn't complain.But this morning was different, Tobima neither ate with others nor went out.

Uchiha Sasuke, who wanted to find out what was going on, also followed to the lake.When he saw the children huddling together, he remembered the scene where Ino was jealous after he formed a team with Sakura, and couldn't help but spit out a string of "...".

Uchiha Madara also spit out a string of ellipses.He looked at his own children who were being pulled around by children from other families, and imagined that if Konoha was established when he was 8 years old, and Senju Zhuma and other families fought because of teaming up to snatch people... the back is a little bit chilly.

Hashirama was also frightened by this scene, and asked dryly, "What's going on..."

"I didn't expect such a thing to happen in any world. The Uchiha family is indeed a family possessed by demons. Not only does it have terrifying power, but it also has an appearance that confuses all living beings."

"Tobima! Didn't I tell you not to say that!"

"Brother, you are so naive. You haven't seen the ninja school graduation team."

Sasuke nodded silently.

Originally, Tomona wanted them to practice as teammates after forming a team, but seeing the current situation, they had to cancel the team formation and make them look like Senju Zhuma.

Sasuke looked at the strange Senju Hashirama conjured up by the children, and recalled the time when he had not yet graduated.

"Fortunately there is no Naruto here."

Since the "normal man" incident, both Madara and Sasuke have tacitly avoided the topic of Naruto. Suddenly hearing Sasuke mention it, Madara was a little surprised: "Why? Naruto doesn't know how to transform?"

"No, he developed the transformation technique into his exclusive secret technique."

"What secret technique?"

"The sex/seduction technique is to turn into a nude woman, and adults will be tricked. He used it on me before, but I was only 12 years old at the time, and it didn't work. Oh, the harem technique and the reverse harem technique last time were also the same He invented it."

"..."

Uchiha Madara: What exactly are the Asura lineage...? !

Naruto Uzumaki: No, it doesn't work for you at 22 years old.

After Tomona taught the transformation technique, Madara planned to go back, but was stopped by Sasuke.

"Madara, don't you want to teach Huodun?"

"Why do you want me to teach?" Madara was a little puzzled.

"As the person who is best at fire escape, didn't you come to teach it, let the first-generation old man teach it?" Sasuke glanced at Senju Hashirama, and said contemptuously: "Raikage is good at thunder escape, Tukage is good at earth escape, and Mizukage is good at water escape." Hokage. But Hokage of Konoha, except for the third generation old man and Kakashi who can use Hokage..."

Before Sasuke could finish speaking, Hashirama asked, "Kakashi? The one with the mask, is he the Sixth Generation?"

Sasuke nodded, "Yes."

Zhu Jian then asked: "Won't the mask catch fire if you put on a mask and set it on fire?"

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Madara directly ignored the question of falling out of the column, and stood in front of the children: "Then I will teach you the fire escape and fireball technique today."

"Ho Fireball is the basic ninjutsu passed down from generation to generation by the Uchiha family. First, create chakra in the body and temporarily gather it from the mouth to the chest cavity, then turn the chakra refined in the body into flames, and then spit out fireballs from the mouth. The seal order is Si-Wei-Shen-Hai-Wu-Yin." After saying that, Ban turned to face the lake and released a huge fireball.

Fireball, which was supposed to be a C-rank ninjutsu, was like an S-rank forbidden jutsu in Madara's hands.A huge fireball brushed across the water surface, releasing a large cloud of white water vapor. The strong air flow brought up the mottled long hair, reflecting the light of the fire, which made people feel fearful.

Like the power of a god.

Madara looked back at Hashirama: "You demonstrate one."

Sasuke watched Hashirama frantically making seals a few times, and when he finally released a giant fireball that was smaller than he was back then, he couldn't help saying what Orochimaru said to Jiraiya back then: "Stupidity should have a limit, right?" .”

Madara looked at the extremely small fireball, and the veins on his forehead were looming. Is this his Hashirama? !

"Extract all your chakras and put another one in."

Extract all the chakras?That's right, he can't be as familiar with the fire escape as the Uchiha clan. If he can only release such a small fireball with 1% of the chakra, then with 80% of the chakra, he should be able to release a large fireball similar to Madara Bar.

As a result, he condensed a large amount of chakra in his body.

However, he forgot that he was a human-tailed beast.

"Water Dungeon Water Dragon Bullet Technique!!" Seeing that the fire was about to get out of control, Tomona hurriedly released a Water Dungeon and drenched Hashirama all over, "Are you trying to burn down the village?!! Touch it first Your wallet!!!"