I am a Shikigami in Ba Zong Literature

What Yan Yan said was absolutely sincere.From the bottom of her heart, she wants to popularize science with the human beings in this world, "What is the correct way to open female ghosts".

A little onmyoji who was raised by monsters together, to her, the Night Walk of Hundred Ghosts is nothing more than a family walk at night to digest food, so how could she be afraid of this little trick of pretending to be a ghost?

And the fake ghost in front of him has too many bugs.The face is not white enough, the blood is not enough, the voice is not miserable enough...

However, the other two present did not think so.

The actor lying on the ground raised his head blankly, looking at Yan Yan with a blank expression, the blood and tears drawn by two blood plasma twisted into a capital question mark on her face, and she said "ah?" in a daze.

... When she was pretending to be a ghost, she really hit a ghost, right?Otherwise, why is this little girl not afraid at all, but so enthusiastic?

Not only the hired actors were shocked by Yan Yan's reaction, but also Qi Xiao who was planning to comfort Yan Yan.

The man's arm hung in the air awkwardly, and he was dumbfounded listening to Yan Yan's "N big cold knowledge about female ghosts".

The content is detailed and the narration is vivid. From the two mouths of the couple to the eyes collected by the domeku ghost, every word is like a rope, silently wrapped around Qi Xiao's neck, and then tightened quietly—— —

It made the man shiver suddenly at the seaside in the middle of the night.He never believed in ghosts and gods, and never felt guilty for what he did—but the appeal of Yan Yan's description was too strong.

"Does Ms. Yan also like to watch horror-themed works?" Although Yan Yan's popular science explanation made her feel flustered, Qi Xiao still bit the bullet and agreed with Yan Yan, "This is really a coincidence. I am very fond of horror movies and I'm also very interested in ghost movies, maybe we can watch the horror movie that was released recently—"

In the past, there are only a few ways for a scumbag to raise fish and a little girl. Some heroes save the beauty to show their masculinity, some horror movies create an atmosphere to hold the little hands, and there are roses, fireworks, cruise ships... Skillful one-stop service. If you get cheated, you can't change your target. It's like a mature industrial chain.

Qi Xiao is obviously also an old sailor who is good at raising fish. Although there was an unexpected change in the plan again, he reacted quickly, and he directly asked to make an appointment for the next meeting with Yan Yan.

Horror movie theaters are also one of the most suitable places for dating, Qi Xiao is still very confident in himself.

It's a pity that Yan Yan interrupted him before he could finish his sentence.

The gorgeous little girl turned her head and said, 'That's it? ''s subtle eyes glanced at Qi Xiao, and refused very decisively: "I never watch horror movies and ghost movies."

Yanyan's eyes are very beautiful, like the deep sea mixed with half moonlight, under the reflection of the sea moon, even the sharp pupils of the little onmyoji himself are revealed.It's just that what sparkles in the eyes is not the tenderness of affection, but the turbulent undercurrent, and even more magnificent blades and flames.

And Yanyan felt that there seemed to be something wrong with this person's brain circuit.

Why does she want to watch artificial ghost movies?There are obviously 24k real ghosts in her family with high quality and quantity, and there is also a shikigami like Qingxingdeng who can tell ghost stories with pictures in minutes.

Yan Yan thinks it's not too bad to say that they, the demons, will debut together in a horror movie.

Qi Xiao, who couldn't get in the conversation, could only stand there with embarrassment and listen to Yan Yan's excited and serious speech.

——Where is this pretending to be a scary hero to save the beauty?It is clearly the scene of a large-scale popular science lecture.

In Qi Xiao's plan, he will take advantage of Yanyan's fragile moment when she is frightened by the female ghost tonight, to shorten the distance between the two, and then spend a romantic and comforting time alone by the seaside.

With this first step, the remaining steps are easy.

But how should I put it, Qi Xiao and Yan Yan spent quite a long time together tonight.It's just that under the offensive of Yan Yan's wonderful speech, Qi Xiao was so scared that he wanted to run away.

When he got back to the car, Qi Xiao still looked dazed.His mind was filled with the habits of the ugly girl of time, the tragedy of the bone girl... These topics made his hair stand on end.

Qi Xiao's colleague came over and raised his eyebrows maliciously, "How is it? Did you succeed?"

"Honestly, that little mermaid looks really good... Tsk," my colleague looked at Qi Xiao sourly, "I'm starting to envy you. Even if you're acting to deceive people, you are really blessed to have such a goal." gone."

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"Did she freak out after seeing that female ghost?" The colleague continued to gossip.

The corners of Qi Xiao's mouth twitched twice, and he replied dryly: "No. She chatted with the female ghost...very happily."

... very happy.

Before my colleague could say anything, Qi Xiao, who has always been conceited, first opened his mouth to defend himself: "This time it was just an accident. How did I know that not only can she fight, but she is also so interested in ghost horror legends, I will change it next time." a method--"

The colleague sneered, and unceremoniously opened his mouth to expose, "That's what you said last time."

"But it's okay, at least this time it's rewarding," Qi Xiao replied calmly in the face of his colleagues' ridicule, "I've collected a new hair."

As he said that, Qi Xiao carefully put the hair in a special bag, "Although the previous hair had great research value, after all, the samples were too small... I have collected another one now, which will definitely greatly promote research. process."

Yan Yan repeated the same trick just now, while giving a popular science speech, she also hung a buff on Qi Xiao's body.

"Host?" After seeing Qi Xiao's actions, the system, which rarely interferes with Yan Yan's work, couldn't help being curious, "Did you still give him the hair-eater's hair this time?"

"No, this time it was collected from the big foxes Baizangzhu and Yuzaoqian."

"Before I saw that some humans would collect the hair from pets to make felt crafts, so rua planned to do handmade with a few handfuls of hair, but I kept them in my backpack and forgot to take them out."

Having said that, Yan Yan nodded her head to express her great approval for her work, "Look at how dedicated I am, I will give fish scales if they want fish scales; I will give hair if they want hair. It is really true that I am such a talkative executive in the firm. Not many more."

System: "...grass." (Refers to a plant.) (Also refers to a shikigami.)

What's so easy to talk about? It's obviously easy to make trouble.

The hair of the hair-eating ghost hadn't been analyzed before, but now there is the hair of Bai Zangzhu.

It can only be said... I don’t know if people in this laboratory will study this hair until they have no hair.

Qi Xiao, who just claimed that he likes watching horror movies, never imagined that he is really one of the ghost haunted people now.

Yan Yan looked at the two who were planning to return to the laboratory, and suddenly said to the system: "I had a great time today, so I decided to arrange for an ugly girl to sing good night for him in return."

She has always been a good child who knows how to repay her kindness.

The Ugly Daughter is a monster born of a woman's jealousy. She likes to hammer people with a hammer and nails in the middle of the night.In case of encountering human beings, it is a large-scale 'acting like a baby' scene of "Small hammer hammering your chest, hammer hammer hammer, hammer to death!".

It's a rather ferocious monster.

So that night, Qi Xiao sang a lullaby accompanied by the shrill and piercing crying and laughter of the ugly daughter, and slept very peacefully and peacefully.

Later, Qi Xiao, who didn't believe in evil, also asked Yan Yan to come out to meet him many times, but was rejected by the little onmyoji with the words "I'm busy with work and don't have time".

In fact, this sentence is not just an excuse, but also a reality.

The work in real life is not as romantic and leisurely as Rose Color imagined.

If the boss of any company is really like Lu Ruihan, who does not manage the company and only remembers to fall in love every day, he will be laid off collectively and re-employment within half a year.

Regardless of whether you are the president or the security guard, we will see you in the talent market together.

Lu's quarterly planning has entered the final stage. In order to fight this final battle well, the atmosphere that Lu's finally relaxed has become tense again.

Even when we eat together at noon, we will talk about work while eating.

Yanyan doesn't matter, anyway, in the profession of onmyoji, there is nothing else, the whole body is full of liver, and often engage in some jobs that make you bald.

Flowers, oceans, and sunshine have already appeared in Lu's previous plans-these elements can mobilize people's beautiful fantasy in the first place.

In order to innovate, the key element this time was replaced by musical instruments.

"During the meeting that day, I said that it would be best to reveal the concept of the musical instrument in the new concept photo to attract a wave of topics." During lunch, Yan Yan's colleague said casually, "But I really can't think of it. What instrument appeared."

"Don't be like a piano or a violin, which are too common instruments. We should innovate. It's better to be an instrument that everyone will blow up when it's released."

This sounds like "colorful black", and it belongs to the kind of request that Party A will nod and Party B will cry.

Will it explode as soon as it is released?Then it's not a musical instrument, it's □□.

However, Yan Yan provided an idea, "Then use the suona."

The little Onmyoji accepted the shocking gazes of the others without changing his face, "Why, isn't it enough to explode?"

The title of musical instrument hooligans is not for nothing, as soon as he blows it, he will give people a feeling of hopelessness and great sadness.

Yan Yan has been curious about this for a long time. She also has a shikigami who plays the piano in her family. Since the zither, zither and flute are so common, why doesn't any Yinxiu learn the suona?

After the fight, he can still pick up extra money, blowing the suona directly to send the opponent on the road.

"... Crosstalk is forbidden during the discussion." After a strange silence, the colleague covered his face, suppressed a laugh and roared, "Who can take Xiaoyan out!"

"Heh." Assistant Zhou who happened to pass by gave a sympathetic look.Who can take the little mascot out? A strong man of 1.9 meters can be picked up by the back of her neck holding fate——

These 996 social animals?Maybe it can be poked down like a paper man.

Although Yan Yan was forced to silence, but the style of this seminar has been completely distorted by her.

Since suona has been nominated, why can't erhu have a name?And Gong also wants to debut at c position!

After a good lunch, I just felt like a hundred birds are facing the phoenix.

They did not come to Phoenix, but Lu Ruihan and Zhao Man did.

The group chose to eat near Lu's. Lu Ruihan and Zhao Man must have come here specially for this place where they often have dinner.

Sure enough—not long after the two greeted each other, Lu Ruihan handed Yan Yan two business cards with a smug smile, "Miss Yan, long time no see."

The business card is very beautifully printed, and the resounding titles of 'CEO of Ruiman Company' and 'Chief Designer of Ruiman Company' are written on it.

Assistant Zhou who heard the sound smiled, "It seems that your business is going well."

The company's reputation has not yet risen, so it is eager to provoke.

Lu Ruihan smiled contemptuously, stared at Yan Yan intentionally and said, "Yes. I don't know how much those people who refused to invest in the past would regret seeing the current development."

"Oh, you are really good," Yan Yan replied lazily, "It seems that the book of 5000 years in China is too early, and you two are missing this page."

"Hurry up and contact the publisher, and record the story of the two of you in the annals of history."

At that time, I, a helpful and considerate executor, will definitely thunder and celebrate for you.

The author has something to say: False Celebration: Firecrackers and Fireworks

Yan Yan's celebration: thunder.

It is louder and brighter than firecrackers and fireworks, it can be called fireworks plus, and there are many rows.

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Did wb push rz literature to me today?

Pushed—

"President, I found out that Madam's adoptive mother is attending the funeral."

"who?"

"Madam's"

I brought it in for a while, and I think that if people in this world and Yan Yan encountered this incident, it would probably be like this:

Baimugui: "My lord, I found out that the adoptive mother of the target CEO is attending the funeral."

Xiaoyan: "Whose?"

Baimugui: "His own. I heard that you came, and he stood up all night and invited a professional team to send himself to the ground."

Xiaoyan: "? What the hell? I am such a harmless, considerate, gentle and helpful executor, what is he afraid of?"

Xiaoyan: "Let the ghost bring him up! I can't bear the crime of forcing the target to death!"

If other people in the firm know about this, then she will soon pass through Kai Conan, and she will never be able to take off her lifeless hat again!

= Yinxiu I want to arrange a world for Yan Yan to repair suona as a weapon in the future hhh