I am a Shikigami in Ba Zong Literature

Yanyan really thinks that there are very big bugs in the understanding of marine life in this world, as well as some too beautiful romantic fantasies.

When it comes to mermaids, people always think of fairy tales, love legends and other romantic imaginations.

But in fact—creatures under the sea are often the species that are most likely to grow crooked and crippled.

After all, the bottom of the sea is so dark, no one can see anyone, everyone can grow as long as they want, how can they be so beautiful like human beings.

The result of such random growth... is that the appearance of many aquatic creatures is like opening a blind box, completely dependent on luck.Animals with better luck can look like jiaotu goldfish, while animals with bad luck can only follow fate.

For example, the stone distance and earthquake catfish summoned by Yan Yan.

Yan Yan's system can not only exchange shikigami buffs, but also can urgently summon the shikigami that the little onmyoji has in the real world at some important moments.

In order to give the protagonist and the villains a good science lesson of "diversity of marine animals", Yan Yan not only activated the buff of Haifangzhu for herself, but also summoned the stone distance and the earthquake catfish in one breath. Aquatic animals are used as teaching aids.

——So conscientious and dedicated to the goal of popular science and cold knowledge, Yan Yan herself wants to give herself a full score.

The light that passes through the world quickly is worthy of her.

These two aquatic animals also have a lot of background: Shiju is a huge octopus, which can even be taller than a three-story building after being completely demonized; the earthquake catfish is a legendary "just a move will cause an earthquake" The monster catfish, both of which are extremely large monsters.

As soon as the two demons appeared, they immediately filled the entire ward like canned fish, messing up many instruments in the ward, and the tentacles of Shi Ju and Tentacle Catfish even hung down to the top of Lu Ruihan's head.

The sound of these two important teaching aids coming out was very loud, which immediately woke up Zhao Man who was lying on the hospital bed.

The delicate Bai Yueguang opened her eyes pitifully, her tear-filled pupils were innocent and moving, and the movement of her eyes was soul-stirring—then she opened her eyes and saw the stone distance just lying beside her bed.

The moment Zhao Man looked into the eyes of the giant octopus, Zhao Man's eyes did not capture the soul of others, but she was almost scared out of her wits.

According to Yan Yan's previous experience in dealing with hell ghosts and others: when people are subjected to extreme fear and fright, they often cannot make a sound.

Just like Zhao Man now.

She stared blankly at the stone distance in front of her, and there was no reaction for a while, until a few minutes later, she slowly turned her neck like a stuck machine, trying to escape from the creature in front of her that made her tremble.

Evasion is not only shameful, it is useless.

As soon as Zhao Man turned her head and avoided Shi Ju's gaze, she saw the earthquake catfish on the other side of the hospital bed.

The two teaching aids specially invited by Yan Yan looked like two ghosts in black and white, squatting on the left and right beside Zhao Man's bed, as if waiting for the ecstasy to be overthrown.

Zhao Man was really almost scared by them and overtook them directly.His brain was blank, his hands and feet were numb, and a thin layer of sweat suddenly appeared on his forehead, and he was almost scared to close his eyes and die suddenly.

If she was really frightened and went straight ahead, then today's class is not just a lecture on popular science of marine life, but Yan Yan took Zhao Man to watch the Bana flowers blooming in Santuchuan, and by the way, visit the daily work of the civil servants in the underworld. , Finally, go to Mengpo's place to taste Mengpo soup for a day trip to the underworld.

In fact, in order to better complete the task of teaching aids, Seismic Catfish and Shi Ju have not been completely demonized at the moment, but only maintain a size that can fit into the ward.

But even if it is shrunk down, this weird and unfamiliar creature will still make people subconsciously afraid.

Although Zhao Man is a mermaid, after she met Lu Ruihan more than ten years ago, she left the seabed and enjoyed a luxurious life on land.

She hadn't even seen a normal underwater fish, let alone a monster like Shi Ju, so of course she was taken aback.

In the extreme fear, Zhao Man's body went limp, and she collapsed on the hospital bed, almost fainting again.

Seeing Zhao Man's reaction, Yan Yan, as a kind, considerate and generous executor, of course threw Chi Tongue and Ebisu buffs to her without hesitation.With the numbing current brought by the red tongue and the "poisonous milk" of the god of fortune, Zhao Man couldn't pass out even if he wanted to.

After all, what Yan Yan is going to teach is a popular science course on marine animal diversity, not a large-scale physical super-study site. She even prepared teaching aids specially, so how can students be absent?

However, whether it was the earthquake catfish or the stone distance, the shock they brought was not as shocking as Yan Yan himself.

Yanyan did two things at the same time just now: summoned two seafood groups to make teaching aids; and activated the Umibozu buff she had exchanged for a long time ago.

Kaifangzhu is also a kind of monster living in the sea, also called Kaizatou, Haimonk, a monster with a fish head and a human body.He often appears in rainy days. According to legend, as long as he meets Kaibozu, it means that shipwreck will happen soon.

His buff is mainly to summon wind and rain, which can summon violent storms according to the host's will, but it also has additional effects.And it is also an additional effect in terms of appearance.

——Similar to Kaguya Hime's c-position halo, once the buff of the half-human, half-fish 'mermaid' monster Kaibozu takes effect, the host will also have a fish head appearance.

It is indeed a mermaid, there is no doubt about it.Why can't a person with a fish head be called a mermaid?

then--

Under the protection of Shi Ju and Earthquake Catfish, Yan Yanyun leaned against the wall calmly, looked at the trio of protagonists and villains with a smile, and uttered the famous line that was once popular in Ba Zong's novels: "Still Are you satisfied with what you see?"

Yanyan has a good voice, which is crisp and melodious, and can be called into spirits and monsters. Even when she speaks normally, she can have a deceptive taste, like strawberry sparkling wine filled with ice cubes, with The sweet aroma clinks.

But now—no matter how nice the sound is, in the ears of Lu Ruihan and the three of them, it feels like the ringtone of a ghost walking.

The three of them, whose brains were completely froze, looked at Yan Yan in a daze, almost unable to understand the meaning of Yan Yan's question - what are you satisfied with?What did they see?What did they all see? ?

Yan Yan standing in front of the three of them...

The person is still the same person, with narrow waist and long legs, lightly raised wrists, even a vague silhouette can make it difficult to breathe.The light shone dimly on her body, which looked like a famous painting carefully carved and filled with love by a painter.

And the blessing of Kaguya Ji's c-position halo buff bound to her body makes her as eye-catching as if she had her own light source.

...but with a fish head.

But she has a fish head! !

This literally turned a world-famous painting at the level of Mona Lisa into a world-famous painting.

And this is a very standard fish head, the kind that has been active in the back kitchen all year round: it has a small pointed face, big watery eyes and flaming red lips... It is obviously a horror classic picture, so to describe it, It does sound like a beauty.

What does this feel like?

Like thousands of years ago near Rashomon, a passer-by ran into a beautiful young lady named Ibaraki, and was so fascinated that her heart beat faster and was about to strike up a conversation. What do you mean by "drawing out a big guy in women's clothing who is bigger than you";

It's also like a thousand years ago in Ping An Jing, when a passer-by ran into a beautiful little sister named Banruo, and was coaxed by the other's sweet words to make her head swell, and wished to swear to the sky that her heart belonged to her, and the other party would slap her. The mask, not to mention revealing the real appearance, but also smiling and cutting out the heart;

In short, it is——

A mix of - 'Are you fucking kidding me? ? ' whatthefuck shocks, and 'who am I where am I, is the world okay, am I dreaming? The dazedness of ', and the fear of 'help me, my life, I met a ghost' - the complicated mood.

This kind of indescribable and complicated mood made the hero and heroine take out the villain Qi Xiao, and the three of them stood in the ward dumbfounded on the spot, their brains went blank, and they completely lost the domineering aura they once had.

It took Lu Ruihan a long time to recover his voice. He ignored the panic and subconsciously asked, "Aren't you a mermaid—"

Lu Ruihan's voice was distorted, and when he roared, he even started to break it in embarrassment.

In fact, at the beginning of the story, the original owner was not the stand-in who looked the most like Zhao Man in Lu Ruihan's mind.Like collecting Zhao Man's figurines, he found Zhao Man 1.0 and Zhao Man 2.0 versions of the stand-in list.

The original owner was not the best candidate he wanted. Later, when he was investigating Yan Yan's life experience, he accidentally discovered that the other party was also a mermaid, and this dragged the innocent original owner into the love-hate relationship between the protagonists.

...It turned out that this was the mermaid substitute he had found so hard? ?

"That's right, I'm a mermaid." Yan Yan replied bluntly and confidently, even saying, "Otherwise, what nonsense are you talking about?" ' He gave Lu Ruihan a sideways look of disdain.

"Look carefully, man," Yan Yan patted her knee lightly, deliberately showing off her long legs to the three of them, a small part of her slender ankle that was exposed was so white that it only needed to look at it a few more times. The powerful seductive power that makes your eyes blush and your heart beat.

"Fish." Saying that, Yanyan pointed back, her slender fingers pointing to the appearance of the fish head under Kaibozu's buff.

"I'm a mermaid, is there a problem?" Yan Yan concluded in doubt and asked back, "There is a human part and a fish part, what a standard mermaid, isn't it?"

"……"Is*! !

If it wasn't for those weird tentacles surrounding Yan Yan, Lu Ruihan really wanted to shake Yan Yan's shoulders vigorously to make her realize the mistakes of the serious self-introduction just now.

How can this be a mermaid?Who would have thought that there would be such a mermaid?

Of course, Yan Yan saw that Lu Ruihan didn't agree with her statement, so she sneered and ignored it.

The little onmyoji felt that the wave of people who told the story of the mermaid, and the wave of people who believed in the story of the mermaid, must be full of color control.

The good-looking one is the Little Mermaid, the protagonist in fairy tales; the others are Cthulhu-level masters of SAN.

Good-looking mermaids are called mermaids, and all others are called sea monsters.

And it's still a sea monster like Kai Yasha, the kind of sea monster that "No Tomorrow" can make fishermen survive like the Siren.

——That is to say, there are no protection organizations on the seabed, otherwise such discriminatory behavior would have been sued long ago.

"Okay," Yan Yan looked at the protagonists who were completely unwilling to accept popular science knowledge, and said slowly, "Continue with what you said just now."

"Didn't you just say that you want mermaids to change their tails? Come on, I'll be waiting." As she spoke, Yan Yan pointed to the stone distance and earthquake catfish beside her, "Or, you want to experience the ocean directly A biodiverse tail?"

Did you drop this octopus jio tail, or this catfish tail?Or the feet of this tailless Umibozu?

Seeing Yanyan's calm reaction, Qi Xiao, who had been secretly rubbing his hands and preparing to secretly ask for help, suddenly realized something, stared at Yanyan with wide eyes, and blurted out: "You already know what we want to do?! "

"Of course," Yanyan no longer concealed it at this time, and replied with a smile, "A good teacher must make sufficient preparations before class. Otherwise, how can I teach you this popular science class well?"

Qi Xiao followed Yan Yan's words, and instantly recalled the embarrassment he had every time he deliberately approached Yan Yan. This King of the Sea, who has always been proud of playing tricks on people's hearts, finally realized how terrible his opponent was, "So for so long... You've been teasing us all this time?"

Qi Xiao clenched his hands into fists tightly, and the backs of his hands even burst out with blue veins. He looked at Yan Yan who was still calm and composed, and suddenly had an ominous thought in his heart, "Then you came for the physical examination before—"

Hearing Qi Xiao mentioned the well-prepared physical examination, Yan Yan couldn't control her smile, "Of course it was on purpose. Otherwise, you think I'm going to such a remote hospital by car for more than an hour from the city center. for what?"

Are you still hungry for your body?

You don't look as good as Shiju and Earthquake Catfish.

"Oh, by the way, speaking of this..." Yan Yan asked expectantly, "Recently, you have been working overtime to study the DNA left over from my physical examination. You must have had a good time studying it, right?"

Qi Xiao felt that his heart was sinking uncontrollably. As he spoke, he quietly fumbled for the mobile phone in his pocket, "...so you did it on purpose? No wonder we couldn't study those things no matter how we experimented. The source of fish scales, hair and blood..."

"Then I can only say that you are too good at it." Yan Yan looked at Qi Xiao with pity, "There are so many powerful shikigami dnas in front of you, and you can't produce effective research results... It really surprises me unexpected."

Yanyan originally thought that these human beings were so curious about their species, and their desire for knowledge was so strong, maybe they would really work hard enough to study those few hairs until they had no hair.

Looking at it now, that's all.Even those fellow onmyojis covered in livers she knew in the real world couldn't compare.

Yan Yan's unconscious ridicule made Qi Xiao's eyes tear apart, he looked at Yan Yan with hatred, "You are teasing us——"

"Then I'm really awesome, to be able to play so happily with you," Yan Yan snapped her fingers, and retracted her mermaid head appearance with big eyes and red lips, "Is it in the eyes of you guys that I Should you live according to your plan? Even if you were later killed on the operating table by the tail-swapping operation you mentioned, should you have no regrets?"

Yan Yan's mocking eyes cut across the three of them like knives, "Then you have a very good idea. Remember to pay homage to the nightmare in the future, and let this monster that feeds on dreams clean up your dreams more often, so as to save you all day long." Daydreaming."

——I just don’t know if the dream-eating tapir will get stomach problems after eating such cheap dreams.

"And—" Yan Yan's voice paused, she raised her chin slightly, and pointed to Qi Xiao's right hand which was quietly fumbling for the phone, "You can take your hand out now."

"Don't you think... I'd be so stupid as to ask you to call for help?"

——If she really made such a low-level mistake, then Yanyan must order a [stupid like Lu Ruihan] brand and put it in the system backpack, so as to remember her shame.

Following Yan Yan's words, Shi Ju, who was lying on the side, raised his tentacles in response, and suddenly knocked down the phone that Qi Xiao planned to use to call for help.

Shi Ju didn't control his strength, and slapped the tentacles thicker than an adult's wrist casually, instantly leaving an obvious red and swollen mark on the back of Qi Xiao's hand.

Qi Xiao grunted in pain, but still refused to show weakness, and said calmly, "Then you underestimate us. There is still surveillance in this ward, and there is such a big commotion, you can't run away of."

"At first, I thought I was just catching a mermaid for experimentation..." Qi Xiao endured fear and looked at Shi Ju and Seismic Catfish, "It seems that the harvest has been quite fruitful."

"You know what we're going to do to you? Cut you up bit by bit, keep your heart beating and breathing down, and study you deeply—"

Hearing these creepy remarks, Yan Yan shrugged helplessly, "Then I will further fulfill your wish and let you have the opportunity to study us now."

Yanyan raised the corners of her mouth and chuckled, "For example, let you experience the magic of underwater creatures at close range——"

There is a soul-deep connection between Onmyoji and shikigami, and a strong tacit understanding that ordinary people can't imagine.Before Yanyan could finish speaking, Shi Ju and Seismic Catfish released their monster power knowingly, and suddenly swelled into a huge body that was even more exaggerated than a three-story building.

Shi Ju manipulated the tentacles to roll up Lu Ruihan and the three of them, shaking his tentacles like shaking a can, as if he wanted to treat the three of them like shaking wine glasses.The earthquake catfish, which was rarely allowed by Yan Yan to come out to let the wind roll, rolled comfortably, causing the whole hospital to shake.

At the same time, the eyeballs collected by Domeki bounced out like glass marbles. This skynet composed of countless eyes hovered in every corner, catching all dirty and terrible secrets.

The eyes of Domeki are like scanning machines, which can discover all the secrets in the hospital.And this provided a great convenience for Yan Yan's next big move to demolish the house.When Domeki found the laboratory or experimenters, they would rush to them with their red tongues wrapped in lightning, and a thunderbolt would strike them, even if they were lucky enough not to be injured, they would not be able to move.

Kaguya Ji used the cloud as her sleeve to gently cover the bright moon in the sky, making all this more like a secret born in the dark.

Yan Yan's light blue enchantment formed by words and spirits shrouded the laboratory, even if the earthquake catfish rolled [-] times here, it would directly turn this into a ruin; The world is here, and the outside world will not hear even a little sound.

Yan Yan's purpose has always been very clear: the three people who killed the original owner will have to pay the price, and this lab, which has committed all kinds of crimes, must also be demolished.

When she came to this hospital for a physical examination before, she had secretly placed the flag used by Yebisu to pray for blessings here.The blessing of the God of Fortune and the God of Wealth is good for one's own people; but for hostile targets, it is 'poisonous milk'.

Reverse blessing, set a huge flag for the other party.The more the other party needs something, the more they will lack something once the poisonous milk comes out.

The specific manifestation of the poisonous milk effect in this 'hospital' is: the business of this 'private hospital' has been extremely poor recently, and the number of patients who come to see a doctor has decreased a lot. ——Actually, even those few patients were impersonated by Yan Yan who specially cut out a few paper figurines in order to confuse the public.

Because the researchers have recently focused on the DNA research left during the physical examination, no one found anything wrong.

Yan Yan would not worry about hurting innocent ordinary humans if there were no patients to come to see her.This made the experience when Yan Yan led the shikigami to dismantle the house even more enjoyable.

In fact, whether it's Yan Yan's enchantment of words and spirits, or Seismic Catfish's fun rolling, they are completely out of the scope of the system and the ability to travel through the office.

The system does provide Yanyan with a lot of convenience and fun, but she doesn't rely on them.

With a system, she is the top and most admirable executor in the firm; but without a system and a firm, she is still a little onmyoji raised by demons and ghosts, an immortal genius.

Lu Ruihan didn't care whether he was a genius or not, he only knew that he was going to be scared crazy.

After being thrown back and forth by Shi Ju as a toy just now, he could no longer maintain his dignity and arrogance, lying on the messy ground in embarrassment, his eyes cracked, "What kind of monster are you—"

Lu Ruihan just thought that Yan Yan was some kind of mermaid with special abilities, able to summon strange aquatic creatures of the same kind.But now it seems——

No matter how mysterious and powerful a mermaid is, it is impossible for them to have this ability!

The Yanyan standing in front of them is not a mermaid at all!But a piranha!

Shi Ju hated this human being calling his onmyoji with harsh words like 'monster'. He uttered a series of indistinct growls, and once again rolled up Lu Ruihan and shook him twice angrily.

Yanyan herself didn't have much reaction to this title.Anyway, whether it's a 'monster' or a 'lunatic', before she was adopted by monsters, she often heard such names from her biological parents.

Yanyan smiled and asked back: "I'm a monster? What about you?"

"To say you are animals is an insult to animals."

Gu Huo Niao, who has become a bird, is more gentle and considerate than them; Tamamoqian, who has become a nine-tailed fox, is more capable of fighting than they dare to love and hate; dog god, who has become a fine dog, is more loyal and reliable than them...

Animals have done something wrong to be compared to this bunch of garbage.It's really humiliating.

As if agreeing with Yan Yan's words, the earthquake catfish and other shikigami made louder noises.

The red tongue swept down the thunder, wrapped in the cries of countless innocent souls who had lost their lives here; the torrential rain caused by Hai Fangzhu fell, mixed with the original owner's hatred and crying loudly.

This is the essence of the flat-push style of doing tasks.As long as it has enough power, no matter how dark or scary the place is, it can be easily solved like Lego in front of the bulldozer.

Yan Yan will settle whoever does something wrong.

This is very fair.

Yan Yan played very well, but the system was terrified, and almost crashed due to data flow disorder, "Master, I must remind you that the protagonist's halo has not yet been completely stripped from Lu Ruihan and Zhao Man. If the two of them If something goes wrong, the world is likely to be in turmoil or even destruction."

To put it bluntly, it is-you be careful, don't stage the story of Conan crossing the world and no one survives.If the protagonist is played to death by you, then sooner or later this book-traveling world will be gg.

"I don't think there's any problem," Yan Yan replied to the system confidently, "I've been very, very caring and careful, look at how cute these shikigami I summoned are."

"If this is unbearable, then the three of them should reflect on themselves more." Having said that, Yan Yan nodded with satisfaction and pride, "Then, my class is not just about popular science. Biodiversity has also helped them develop courage and mental endurance."

"Meeting such an all-round and caring executor like me...the firm should really give me a raise."

The system is an intelligent AI that strictly speaking does not generate human emotions.But after hearing what Yan Yan said, he remained strangely silent for a moment.

He didn't have the guts to question Yan Yan's psychedelic positioning of himself, so he could only stare at the crazy dancing stones and earthquake catfish in the hospital, and dryly said: "Are you sure these two... are cute?"

"Of course." The little onmyoji looked at Shi Pu and the earthquake catfish with inexplicably loving eyes, and replied firmly, "It's so cute."

She also kindly explained to the system: "Do you know how the stone distance was recorded when it was first discovered by humans?"

As a master surfer who can connect to the Internet at all times, the system can of course quickly retrieve the answer to this question, and quickly replied: "The first time it was recorded was in "Ling Biao Yi Lu". Zhangju and the like are small in body and long in length, and they are extremely delicious when salted and roasted.""

Yan Yan nodded, and concluded: "In short, it's the ingredients. It's delicious."

Wow, he can eat it, can't he be praised as cute? ?Don't be too greedy!

It is a technical job to turn a demon into a spirit, especially for animals such as Shiju, which are originally food materials. In addition to going through a long period of cultivation, they also have to face human beings. "Can it be eaten, is it delicious, and how to eat it?" .

A little carelessness can change from a naughty goblin to a dish.

None of the shikigami of Yanyan's family could make a meal, but Zhao Man was almost made into sashimi during the catastrophe tonight.

The famous lady who was once admired by the stars lay on the ground hastily. Under the huge mental stimulation, large scales of fish had densely appeared on her arms.

Even the mermaid tail, which played a key role in the plot, was exposed uncontrollably.

The mermaid's tail is indeed beautiful, shining with a soft light that is as dazzling as a star, like a pearl under the sea.

It's a pity that this beauty, like her master, has fallen into the dust, wrapped in panic and darkness, and will never recover in hatred and jealousy.

——Of course, Yan Yan thinks that this tail is not as good-looking as her Hai Fangzhu.

The size of Umibozu is also a mermaid with a slap face, red lips and big eyes... a mermaid head.

Yan Yan stared at Zhao Man too intently, and soon caught Zhao Man's attention.

She turned her head suddenly, rushed towards Yan Yan, and shouted heart-piercingly: "I was wrong, please forgive me, I will give you Lu Ruihan!"

Although Zhao Man often uses the 'mermaid' as an excuse to sell miserably, but she is most afraid of revealing the characteristics of a fish.But now she didn't care about that much anymore, and dragged a fish tail and staggered towards Yanyan.

"I was wrong, I'm sorry for you! I shouldn't have robbed you..." Zhao Man's words were confused, and she could no longer see the pride and pride she once demonstrated in front of Yan Yan, "It was all my fault before. , I deliberately robbed you, and I also deliberately showed off in front of you... Please forgive me, I will give him back to you!"

Yan Yan glanced at Lu Ruihan and Zhao Man coolly, and smiled, "I believe Miss Zhao's promise."

This sentence made Lu Ruihan and Zhao Man happy at the same time.

This pair of fateful mandarin ducks has been reduced to the point where they want Lu Ruihan to sell their looks in exchange for safety.

It's a pity that their fantasy is too naive.

Yan Yan shook her head, and replied unceremoniously: "It's just a pity, I am different from Ms. Zhao. I don't like to be a garbage collection station."

Yanyan herself is a great beauty who kills all directions, and it's not like she doesn't have the kind of shikigami buff that can overwhelm the country when she opens it.As long as she thinks, any kind of protagonist can be her servant.

...but she was just too lazy to do that.

Yanyan still can't figure it out, why should she rely on others for things that she can easily solve by herself?Does she have to fall in love and charm two, four, five or six big bosses to work hard for her in order to highlight the value of life?

Yanyan doesn't think subduing these scumbags can reflect her own life value. Her value is reflected in the glowing spells, the powerful yin and yang technique that turns into a curse and becomes a spirit. Of course, it also reflects On today's big-eyed, red-lipped, stunning fish head...

It's because Yuzao's tail is not good enough, or Shuten's abdominal muscles are not easy to touch. She wants to waste time on the scumbag.

Yan Yan's answer hit Lu Ruihan's self-confidence and pride once again. He subconsciously wanted to refute the other party, but after seeing those octopus tentacles still waving in mid-air, he gritted his teeth and forced himself to endure it.

But after seeing Yanyan take out her phone, he subconsciously became nervous and blurted out, "What else do you want to do?"

"Call the police." Yan Yan, who was standing on the ruins, replied solemnly.

She is a law-abiding citizen, a kind and helpful enforcer.

"This kind of thing must of course be handed over to legal sanctions."

Lu Ruihan was thrown several times in the air by Shi Ju just now, not only vomited bile, but almost vomited blood.He once thought that Yan Yan would kill them on the spot, but when he heard this answer, he immediately froze.

"You really think that I will be arrested because of this kind of thing?" Lu Ruihan didn't even think about the possibility of angering Yan Yan if he was so impulsive, "The Lu family will definitely find a way to keep us. After we come out, Your fate must be—"

"It's okay, the Lu family, right?" Yan Yan bent down and reached out to pat Lu Ruihan's face gently, with a gentle tone, "Don't worry. I'll send them in soon and accompany you together."

"As a family, we need to be neat and tidy." She is the most caring executor, how could she have the heart to let their family be separated.

After comforting Lu Ruihan and assuring him that their family will be reunited, Yan Yan turned to look at Qi Xiao on the other side.

As a considerate and empathetic executor, Yan Yan always likes to predict his ending to the target in advance.

——This kind of slow knife killing is simply killing people.

Qi Xiao looked as embarrassed as Lu Ruihan.Although he was not carried by Shi Ju, spinning and jumping in mid-air, he closed his eyes for a long time, but the thunder and lightning from his red tongue kept wrapping around his body firmly. It was not fatal, but the violent current almost shocked his whole body, even his hair. rolled up.

"I've even thought about the headlines tomorrow morning. Suburban earthquake, collapse of a private hospital, shocking exposure of illegal experiments. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality."

Looking at the pale Qi Xiao, Yanyan still did not forget to comfort him, "Don't worry, I will remember to ask Qing Xingdeng to write this report. With her writing style, this report will definitely become This year's hot article."

The three people who knew nothing about ghost legends had no idea who Qing Xingdeng was.But seeing Yanyan's soft and gentle smile, they all subconsciously felt that this would not be a good thing.

In fact, it was indeed as they had guessed.

Qing Xingdeng is a monster who is proficient in ghost stories and is keen on listening to and telling stories.As far as Yan Yan knows... Qing Xingdeng, almost all the well-known masterpieces in the world, have been serialized at the same time.

This is the monster that the real me and the author outlived.

Yan Yan has gone through so many worlds, but she has never met anyone who is better at writing stories than Qing Xingdeng.Asking her to incite public opinion to write this report, Yan Yan is very relieved.

Yanyan's eyes swept over the three of them, and comforted them again: "Don't worry, I will definitely write this report well and make you famous once again. Am I caring?"

"...***"

Facing such a considerate and sincere executor, Lu Ruihan and the others could only be so excited that they couldn't speak.

"Are you not afraid that I will drag you into the water together?" Qi Xiao sneered ferociously, "Do you think that once your identity as a mermaid is exposed, what will happen to you?"

"Then I wish you—" Yan Yan smiled with eyebrows twisted, "Drag me into the water as you wish."

She could pry a man's mouth open with her senses; why couldn't she shut a man's mouth some other way?

As Yan Yan promised, the report written by Qing Xingdeng really caused an uproar.

In the perception of most people, human experimentation is an act that must be criticized.As soon as the laboratory was exposed, a frenzy of public opinion swept over.

Although the protagonist in this world is a love affair, but the high-level officials and officials have a positive image, and the orders to ban and thoroughly investigate come very quickly.

Since ancient times, it is not a good thing to thoroughly investigate the word.

When this trend is getting bigger and bigger, Xiaoyan, an enthusiastic citizen, has already nestled at home.

She hasn't played enough of the game yet, so she doesn't intend to drag herself into these troubles now.

And if he wants to get out and make himself disappear from the whole incident, the little onmyoji has many ways.

She came for vacation, not to suffer.Make yourself comfortable, of course.

Both Shi Ju and Quake Catfish are not suitable to stay in this world, so Yan Yan had no choice but to send them back to the real world.

Before leaving, Yan Yan also gave Shi Ju the few strings of necklaces and souvenirs she bought earlier, and asked him to use them when he had time to find the new bride when he returned. ——The rope game of two eight-handed tentacle monsters will definitely be very exciting.

Yanyan wants to go on vacation, but someone must be impatient.

On the third day after the incident, Yan Yan received a call from Assistant Zhou: "Xiao Yan, are you busy now?"

Yan Yan, who was watching Lu Ruihan's recent situation through the buff of Baimugui, raised her eyebrows, and replied: "I'm researching a POS machine, and I plan to get one here, and use the money in my several cards to play back and forth."

Assistant Zhou smiled wryly, "Stop posting, come back and deal with the company's mess."

"I'm afraid there will be trouble."