I am a Shikigami in Ba Zong Literature

In this low-magic world, humans, demons, ghosts, and gods coexist in the four realms.

The human world lives in the middle of the four realms, if one dies full of hostility and resentment, one will turn into a ghost and join the ghost realm; the god realm occupies the highest position, and it is the realm that all cultivators in the human realm aspire to ascend to; Animals or vegetation that give birth to mind after practice belong to the demon world.

In the human world, according to the different skills and minds used by practitioners to cultivate immortals, various occupations are divided: Buddhist cultivators who chant scriptures to save lives, spell masters who use talismans to exorcise evil and ghosts, and swordsmen who hold swords in their hands. , and Yin Xiu, who can kill the enemy invisible without being stained with dust, and so on.

The human imagination is as well developed as the ability to gossip.

In the stereotyped public impression of human beings, ghosts and demons should always be ugly and bloody negative images, and their function and final outcome is to be conquered and suppressed by humans.

Stereotypes are really harmful.

When those people in the valley who were aggressively waving the banner of "Entering the Ghost Realm, Killing the Ghost King" suddenly saw the shikigami brought by Yan Yan, they all fell into deep self-doubt and three-view earthquake.

False ghost king: face with kidney deficiency, big beard, dark circles, ugly, bad temper, rude and evil.

The real ghost king: - this doesn't even need any description, just throwing out a few names is enough:

Drunk boy.

Ibaraki Doko.

big tengu...

Etc., etc.

In short, these shikigami have completely subverted all human imagination about the new ghost king from the inside to the outside, from appearance to strength to personality.

This is the new ghost king of the ghost world, or the male model group of the ghost world.One or two...they look too different from the previous ghost king, right?

Humans not only have stereotypes about the ghost world, but also have a solid understanding of the industry of "sound repair".

When it comes to sound repair, people will always inevitably think of this picture:

The enemy is at present, and the sword in the enemy's hand has been drawn out of its sheath, and the blade is shining with a dangerous and icy sharp cold light, as if it is silently showing the word "bloodthirsty square return".

At this critical moment, suddenly a fellow Yin cultivator stepped forward, with fluttering sleeves and full of immortality.There is a saying that goes, 'When the zither is crossed for joy, the ground becomes a soldier'.I saw her set up the piano, caressing her hands, and the ethereal and melodious voice sounded like rain falling from a clear spring, defeating the enemy thousands of miles away.

It sounds really beautiful, and it's really visually appealing, and it's in line with all human fantasy about the profession of 'sound repair'.

But it's a pity that it's not Yanyan's style at all.

Yan Yan can only blow the suona to send the target person from birth to the first seven, and then watch the professional team send the person to the ground with her own eyes, and arrange the whole process clearly and perfectly.

If the new profession of sound repair is not fast enough to use, maybe Yanyan can easily copy the suona and point it at the target Duang, redevelop the suona, and directly turn it into a dual-professional percussion instrument .

The belief of Fast Transmigration Light has always been: To be a human being, you must have bright spots and innovative ideas.Otherwise, if there are a lot of characters similar to human design, everyone will become Facebook-style characters, so what's the point of her participating in the big game of fast time travel?It's better to go home and play video games!

Just like the new professions 'Yangge' and 'Knocking Gong' that she once recommended to Gu Wenhao and Zhuang Lianxue, they are all high-quality, innovative and unforgettable highlights guaranteed by the light of fast crossing!

It's a pity that those two people in the previous world didn't understand Yan Yan's painstaking efforts at all, and wasted such a golden idea in vain.

Yan Yan already had the great ideal of becoming a Suona Yinxiu when she was in the world where the mermaid Bai Yueguang was a stand-in.

Finally had the opportunity to realize her ideals and wishes, Yan Yan felt that now she was like a trainee on the audition stage for her first public performance, all she had to do was to introduce her ideals and hobbies to her mentor for many years, and then promote Amway to sell Some Suona works wonderfully.

Yan Yan really thinks that suona is a very suitable instrument for defending against enemies, and it should be widely distributed and promoted to the majority of music practitioners as soon as possible.

Why are so many musical instruments well received in the music repair world, but Suona is left alone?bias!Absolute prejudice!Outright prejudice!

"The thousand-year-old pipa, the ten-thousand-year zither, and the suona sounded to the end of the whole play. '*

The suona has become a musical instrument throughout a person's life, so why can't it be the natal magic weapon of a cultivator?

You can't forget your roots in life!

Suona's title of "the hooligan in the musical instrument world" is not for nothing. It has a loud voice and a high pitch. If other instruments are mixed together, it can form an ensemble; as your own accompaniment.

Such a rogue instrument, even if it is not used with mana and spiritual power, but simply played, its lethality is very powerful.

And Yanyan's position at the moment is also perfect.

Tang Jian'an and Su Wan stayed in the valley, while she stood on the high mountain.This geographical location is good for sound transmission, not to mention...she also brought her own loudspeaker.

——It is the kind of loudspeaker of the same style as "sharpening scissors, cutting kitchen knife".

Gu Huoniao, who was standing next to the little onmyoji, held a trumpet with a indulgent expression.

What a brilliant move this is.

Even if the sound wave can't kill the protagonist group.

It can also kill them.

The light that passes through the world quickly, as expected of you.

In addition to the two outstanding advantages of loud voice and high pitch, suona is played standing up!This is much more convenient than the guzheng and guqin that you have to sit and play most of the time! !

Unless you can run around while meditating and playing the piano like Changgemen, it is better to choose a convenient instrument like suona.

After Yanyan's death song is over, the people who were waiting in the valley to overthrow the new ghost world are now so shaken that they don't know where it is today.

What echoed in everyone's mind was no longer the exaggerated slogans of "Enter the ghost world, kill the ghost king, and clear up the Su family's rebellious daughter", but became "Who am I?"where am I? ' in a trance.

Under Yanyan's control and attack, they could only stand there in a daze, watching Yanyan approaching with the shikigami motionless.

Nao Nao Nao, although Yan Yan's natal magic weapon is indeed too innovative, even almost to the point where there is no one before or after.But Yanyan's talent and strength are all here after all, and there is also a shikigami who is proficient in rhythm at home, so even if she uses such an innovative natal magic weapon, Yanyan can still use it very well, displaying other musical skills and even reaching a lifetime. less than level.

Although it has been a while since she came to this world, this is the first time that Yan Yan has really seen the two protagonists.

The little onmyoji happily hung the suona on his waist, and looked around Tang Jian'an and Su Wan carefully.

In fact, the male and female protagonists in these worlds look alike, the male protagonist is cool and domineering, and the female protagonist is either a lively and cute young lady, an unruly and willful young lady, or a poor and tough little white flower.

Su Wan's style can be regarded as the 'unruly' type.

'Unruly and willful' is not a derogatory term, but it should have a degree.

Su Wan, who is unreasonable and will cut off people's arms because of verbal disputes, can't just use the name of "willful and arrogant" to whitewash her.

If this is considered 'unruly and self-willed', then Yan Yan thinks that the people in this world are the ones who have taken the wrong dictionary.

When Yanyan examines and evaluates the two goals in this world, they are actually staring at Yanyan intently.

Tang Jian'an was the one who touched the most.

Even Su Wan, who was a sister with the original owner, could only complain secretly in her heart, how could this person suddenly look better and better after going to the ghost world where he can eat people alive, and cursed in a low voice.

But Tang Jian'an had already started to write an [-]-word essay in his heart.

The woman in front of her...has really changed too much.

Tang Jian'an stared at Yan Yan intently, and was a little lost for a moment.

A face that dazzles all directions, eyes that are as lively and bright as a little fox, clothes fluttering in the wind like a light tremor of butterfly wings, a narrow waist that is as soft as white smoke in the air, and then...

Suona worn on the waist.

Tang Jian'an's sticky eyes slid all the way down, until the overly bright and eye-catching Suona took all his attention away, and he couldn't move his eyes nailed to it.

... As soon as Tang Jianan saw this suona, he could no longer remember the compliments and small essays on Yan Yan's beauty that came out of his heart just now, only the song that Yan Yan played just now almost blew them away. Go tune.

Tang Jian'an tried his best to adjust his mood, tried his best to forget the overly brainwashing suona sound, put on an affectionate appearance and said, "Ayan, how are you recently?"

"I've been worrying about you all this time... I'm really afraid that you'll get hurt in the ghost world," Tang Jian'an continued in an aria-like tone, "Even if you suffer a little bit in the ghost world, I'll feel alive." Better to die."

Tang Jian'an imagined Yan Yan's life in the ghost world: miserable and pitiful, without enough food and clothing, and endured oppression from other people in the ghost world.

Yanyan's real life in the ghost world: la la la, plant the sun; la la la, plant the stars and the moon;

But if you want to look into it carefully, then Yan Yan has really "suffered" in the ghost world.

…A few days ago, Yan Yan was cooking hot pot with the ghost envoys in Po Meng’s pot, and then because they found Jiu Tun on the way back with a pot of wine, the pot was unfortunately burnt.

——The hot pot in the paste is really bitter.

It is said that Mengpo soup is mixed with five flavors of sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty.The Mengpo soup from Yanyan's family's Mengpo... the taste must depend on what ingredients were cooked in this pot last time.

Tang Jian'an looked at Yan Yan affectionately, "It's all my fault, I should never, never should have... unexpectedly failed to recognize you in the first place."

"I, I regret it."

What a familiar quote.

It seems that in many plots of chasing wives and crematoriums, as soon as the male lead utters this sentence, no matter how badly the other party has been harmed by him, whether he has been made bloody, or has his kidneys and heart dug out, he must immediately get along with him. He cried with his head in his arms, and was relieved. From then on, the happy and sweet HE finale began.

'If an apology is useful, what do we need the police for? '

Yan Yan is not interested in chasing his wife's crematorium, but she is very interested in it and full of expectations.

In order to express this expectation more sincerely, she was even willing to spare her own schedule in advance for Tang Jianan.Waiting for the day when the crematorium arrives, the performance will be performed again.

Hearing Tang Jian'an's inner confession, Yan Yan was expressionless and unresponsive.On the contrary, Su Wan, who was standing by the side, suddenly exploded.

"Tang Jian'an!" Su Wan pulled out her own saber suddenly, pointed at Tang Jian'an and asked, "What do you mean!"

Even if Su Wan had secretly suspected Tang Jianan's change of heart recently, she even went to the ghost world to settle accounts with Yan Yan in order to eradicate the threat.

But 'an uneasy guess in the mind' and 'being hit hard by the truth' are completely different feelings.

If it was only the former state, then Su Wan could barely comfort herself, but she was thinking too much; but after hearing what Tang Jian'an said just now... even if she is an ostrich, she will be forced to face reality .

Su Wan, who was spoiled and pampered in Su's family since she was a child, has never suffered such grievances. She looked at Tang Jian'an with tears in her eyes. The always proud and noble woman also showed some weak and fragile flaws at this time, her appearance was extremely attractive Pity, "How can you say that?! Could it be that you have treated me—"

Being able to be called 'the number one beauty in the human world', Su Wan is of course good-looking.

Now this resentful and tearful look, of course, makes people feel that their hearts are going to be broken along with her tears.

But this can't impress Tang Jian'an.

After all, he is a ruthless male lead with a career.

How else can it be called a chasing wife crematorium?At the beginning, the male lead always loves and ignores the female lead indifferently, and he will suddenly repent when he takes the initiative towards the female lead.

And the cannon fodder female supporting role like the original owner is of course the most frequently used tool man in the chasing wife crematorium, and the key node that makes the male lead repent.

Tang Jian'an, who is extremely career-minded, doesn't know what a crematorium is or isn't. He only knows that the value of Yanyan is much higher than that of Su Wan, so he immediately reprimanded Su Wan, "You and I are innocent and have no selfishness." Love, don't say such misleading words again!"

Speaking of this, Tang Jian'an looked at Yan Yan affectionately again, "There is only one true love of my life. It was that person who saved my life back then, and that person—"

Before he could finish his affectionate confession, he was interrupted by Yan Yan.

Yan Yan solemnly turned her head to look at Tu Bi behind her, and reminded him, "He is confessing to you affectionately, you should give him some reaction too."

Tubi: "..."

I knew it……

I said why Lord Onmyoji suddenly brought me here to make trouble today, it turned out to be because of this scumbag...

Tubi with a heart like a rock - a monster that looks like a stone wall, this is a real rock with a heart - listening to the cross talk performance of his little onmyoji with a lot of tongue and a lot of expression on his face.

But Tang Jian'an, who was confessing affectionately, suddenly got stuck.

Before that, his confidant did report to him the news that 'Yan Yan planned to prepare a blind date meeting for him, and has already started to recruit him'.

But Tang Jian'an never imagined that he could really see with his own eyes... his girlfriend: a wall.

A stone wall with eyes.

Tang Jian'an and Tu Bi looked at each other, one person and one monster, they checked their eyes and met someone they didn't want to see.

Tu Bi, whose wind review was murdered, just wanted this scumbag to go further away, so as not to tarnish his reputation again.

And Tang Jianan, who is ungrateful, just wants to stay away from his true love of life.

"Let me introduce," Yan Yan's voice sounded at the right time, "This is Tubi, the true love of Tang City Lord's life, and he has a sadomasochistic fate with Tang City Lord in past and present lives."

Yanyan's tone is sincere, her expression is serious, and she has Zashiki Doji's blessing buff, which naturally reveals a powerful aura that makes people unbelievable.

So although everyone knew that what Yan Yan said could not be true, people still couldn't help following the possibility provided by the little onmyoji... a little bit of association.

It is said that monsters are ever-changing and can take shape at will, so what if—what if—?

Therefore, in fact, it is not important whether the speech is credible or not, the most important thing is whether the speech that is circulated is in line with people's taste.

No matter how sensational, unbelievable, and outrageous, as long as people's appetite is right, it will cause widespread dissemination and explosion.

Otherwise, why would the princess be hung on the wall every day.

Otherwise, why would the president's wife be pinned in the corner every day.

Otherwise, why would the concubine's heart be poached every day?

It's not because it's bloody enough.

"..." These are the people who caught off guard and ate the big melon.

"..." This is Su Wan who was so shocked that she was in a trance.

Just now she made a fuss about 'Tang Jian'an likes Yan Yan', she was tearful, but now she would rather that the true love of Tang Jian'an's life is Yan Yan.

Because compared to that wall, it is definitely more normal for Tang Jianan to like Yan Yan.

……if not? !She can compete with Yanyan for a man. Anyway, she is confident that she will be able to compete with Yanyan.But what if...would it be possible for her to be a rival in love with a stone wall from now on? ?

So is she crazy, or is Tang Jianan crazy? !

Tang Jian'an is not crazy so far, and is still struggling to fight against brainwashing, "The person I'm talking about is the benefactor who saved me when I was in trouble more than ten years ago—"

"That's right, indeed," Yanyan nodded, "Didn't you just exchange the jade pendant and save your own life?"

Yupei is a life-saving token = Yupei saved his life, and Tubi is Yushi's previous life.

Rounding it up, this means that Tubi saved his life!There is no doubt that his real savior is her family Tubi.

This logical closed-loop, flawless and exquisite reasoning is definitely at the level where Edogawa Conan would roll his eyes when he heard it.

For matters that can be resolved by using strength, Yan Yan generally does not rely on words.But if she really starts to push her, even the hero with the halo of the protagonist can't beat her.

After all, a sharp tongue is the basic accomplishment of a cross talk actor.

Even Tang Jianan, who is good at acting, is now so stunned by Yan Yan that he can hardly maintain the pretended affection on his face, "I know you still hate me for not recognizing you before, but now I know you are mine My savior, I will definitely not treat you like before—"

Hearing this sentence, Yanyan chuckled, half leaning on the fluffy tail released in front of Yuzao and replied, "Oh? Really?"

"So, if you are not your savior, you can treat and trample on it at will?"

"If you want to marry, you can marry, and if you want to take medicine, you can take medicine. What are you doing?"

What's the point.

The original owner only saved people out of kindness and kindness, but in the end, he was killed by the saved person and died in the ghost world. Even the biological mother died to protect her.

Even if it is not a benefactor, even if it is a stranger who has never had any intersection.

That is also a living life.

Why should they be so easily stepped under their feet and become a stepping stone for their "great ambitions"?

Is it because of their high status?Or is it because of their big fists?

That's embarrassing.

Now comes a faster-traveling light with bigger fists and higher status.

If they reasoned according to their thinking logic, then Yan Yan could also trample on them like they did before?

oh of course.

As a considerate and gentle executor who takes care of the target's emotions as her own responsibility, Yan Yan would never do such a bloody and terrible thing.

She will only use her actions to care for the target people.

such as--

Thinking of this, Yan Yan looked Tang Jian'an carefully up and down, and suddenly asked, "Do you want to repay your favor?"

Seeing Yanyan's smile, Tang Jianan always had a bad feeling in his heart, "...Yes."

"Then I can give you a chance."

Tang Jianan was overjoyed, "Then I will give everything I have."

"That's what you said," Yan Yan stretched her waist, and hooked her fingers towards her shikigami, "Then you two can practice with each other now."

After finally meeting a target who is more resistant to beating and fighting—oh, no, it is a resolute character, so of course she has to let her shikigami practice their hands.

These big monsters usually fight each other, and they have already gotten used to each other's body skills.

Of course, you should change to a suitable sparring partner.

While thinking this way, Yan Yan played with the suona on her waist with great interest.

I just don't know if there will be a chance for her to actually perform the suona farewell song again after this sparring session is over.

Su Wan's campaign to encircle and suppress the ghost world started off with a bang, but failed unexpectedly.

She, the prostitute of the Su family and all her confidantes; together with Tang Jian'an, the number one expert in the human world, and all her confidantes, were rebelliously encircled and suppressed.

Not only Lian Woduan, but the final battle situation was very... miserable.

Since it's a sparring partner, of course it's the kind that plays tricks in a serious manner and doesn't let go of water at all.

So in the end, some of them were thrown on the tree by the big tengu; The conclusion of the coffin, Yuzao made it look like a conclusion of Mao Mao.

The members of the Su family were originally there to persuade Su Wan to quit, but when they found this group of people, they almost thought that some kind of natural calamity and catastrophe broke out here, which made these extraordinary experts so embarrassing...

In a sense, it is not impossible to make Yanyan a "natural disaster".

After all, she is an onmyoji raised by gods and monsters, and she has been in contact with countless gods and deities.

If such a big thing happened, then other big and small forces in the world of cultivating immortals must take care of it.

But these two people with the same arrogant personality... It's really hard for them to tell the truth.

say what?

Said that they hadn't even found the gate of the ghost world, and they were directly controlled by Yan Yan blowing the suona.

...Suona! !There are thousands of sound cultivators in the realm of comprehension, who has seen such a wonderful magic weapon! !

...and not only curious, but also very easy to use.

Make them completely without any room to fight back.

And after Suona's whirling and weeping attack, they witnessed Yanyan's Lalang blind date meeting with their own eyes.

Party A, Tang Jianan.Party B, paint the wall.

Finally, after Tang Jian'an 'persuaded' Yan Yan to accept his gratitude, they started part-time sparring again and were severely beaten...

Such words.How can they speak out? !

Tang Jian'an rejected the probing and questioning of those various forces, and was so angry that he got drunk again in the room.

Seeing this attitude of alcoholism and addiction, my confidant really regrets it. ——Regret that when I went to the ghost world, I didn't buy wine from Yan Yan.

After all, with the city lord's fierce drinking posture now... it will really make the already robbed wine cellar worse.

What Tang Jianan is thinking now is completely different from his confidant.

He is laughing at Yan Yan's current practice.

Did she think that with the new ghost king as her backing, she could do whatever she wanted?

Not urgent.Only when the day comes when she is abandoned by the ghost king and the ghost world, will she understand how precious the affectionate and gentle self who reaches out to her is.

It's an egomaniac who dared to make enemies with humans so early on.

The word 'cocky' is actually a very subtle word.

Only when a person's strength does not match his own self-confidence can he be called 'arrogant'.

And if someone like Yanyan is strong enough in her own right, then she is considered to be a god, and that is her ability.

What people do is to describe their temper.

Yanyan's "defying the sky and the earth" means she really dares to act as the sky and the earth.

Tang Jian'an thought that Yan Yan's behavior was making enemies of human beings, but it was not.

After the news spread that he, Su Wan, and dozens of masters were all defeated by Yan Yan's subordinates, the views of all major forces on the ghost world and Yan Yan became more subtle.

Even such a master can easily break the sword... It seems that the strength of the new ghost king and Yanyan is really unfathomable.

If a person like this is still in the human world, he will definitely be the object of their frantic competition.

But now it has reached the ghost world...

People can only ponder over and over in hesitation, considering how to treat Yanyan.

The Su family was the first to express their opinion.

The reason is very simple.

After Su Wan went home to heal her injuries, she complained and complained to her mother crying, saying that Tang Jianan actually fell in love with Su Yan.

Her original intention was to let the family vent their anger and revenge for herself.

Her mother indeed agreed to her in this way, coaxing Su Wan softly, while cursing Yan Yan and Tang Jian'an, wishing they could die.

But after the Patriarch of the Su family, Su Wan and the original owner's father learned about this matter, they took a different direction.

In his view, this is a good thing.

Marriage Well, which daughter is married is not married.If City Lord Tang likes his eldest daughter... then as long as he wins over her, wouldn't he win over the two major forces, Ghost Realm and City Lord Tang?

Su Wan often saw her father sacrificing others for the benefit of the family before. Not a few concubines and concubines died in this matter.

Then why did she think...that she would never be a victim?

Patriarch Su moved quickly.After he learned of this, he immediately enshrined the tablet of the original owner, Su Yan's mother, in the ancestral hall of his family; even in spite of objections, he insisted on including the original owner's mother who was not eligible to be included in the genealogy. look like. ——Even if he clearly ordered the killing of the original owner's mother.

It's clear that he wants to please Yanyan.

He also sent a letter to Yan Yan.Said that she hoped that Yanyan could come back to pay respects to her mother.

"Of course I'm going," Yanyan said looking at the 'order receipt', "and I'm going to bring a gift."

"Did he starve to death? The order has arrived, please pay attention to check it."

Let me look through the treasures at home, should I bring a bowl of Mengpo soup; or should I bring the male protagonist Zhenai Tubi; or should I bring back a ghost king.