I am a Shikigami in Ba Zong Literature

Lu Ruihan stared at the plate of fish scales in front of him with a gloomy face, how proud he was just now, how frustrated he is now.

The colleague who showed the fish scales to Lu Ruihan didn't get a response for a while, so he could only smile awkwardly, "Is there any problem?"

She was holding fish scales in her hand, that's right, why did Second Young Master Lu look like he was looking at a monster?

In this embarrassing silence, Yan Yan came out of the kitchen, "It seems that Mr. Lu is very interested in this dish, so I'll make some more for you to take away."

Yan Yan thinks that those colleagues who once called her 'Quick Time Travel Conan' should see this scene.See how thoughtful she is, when the target wants fish scales, she gives them fish scales.And not only one piece was given, but a plate was generously given and packed.

How thoughtful and generous!Where there will be no survivors, it is clearly the light that is about to pass through the world!

Yan Yan felt that she was generous and considerate towards the target, but Lu Ruihan's face was already darkened with gloomyness.

Lu Ruihan didn't like the title of 'Mr. Lu', Mr. Lu, Mr. Lu, he said it as if he could only walk a lifetime under Lu Yang's shadow.

Lu Ruihan looked at Yan Yan and blurted out, "Fish scale? Did you do it on purpose?"

After speaking in anger, Lu Ruihan felt a little regretful.He has always concealed Zhao Man's identity as a mermaid very well. Even if Yan Yan is also a mermaid, it is impossible for her to know this secret in advance and to counterattack so targetedly...

Sure enough, Yanyan just raised her eyebrows and asked in doubt, "What?"

Seeing her completely ignorant appearance, Lu Ruihan breathed a sigh of relief, and then said bluntly to Yan Yan, "Come out with me, I have something to tell you."

Hearing what Lu Ruihan said, several colleagues who had a good relationship with Yan Yan all looked at her worriedly.

Everyone in the Lu family knew the grievances between the two of them and Zhao Man. The second young master Lu suddenly parachuted to the party today, so he didn't mean he came here just for Yan Yan...

Yan Yan didn't react much, she just looked at the plate in her colleague's hand, and said, "Put the fish scales aside first, and I'll cook them when I come back. Presumably Xiao Lu will be very happy to eat by then."

"...Don't talk about fish scales anymore!" Lu Ruihan, who was calling the secretary to cancel the matching urgently, turned around and roared angrily.

After Lu Ruihan and Yan Yan left one after the other, the originally awkward atmosphere became even more dull.In the end, the colleague who was holding the fish scales made a joke to ease the atmosphere, "Xiaoyan's craftsmanship is very good, we are lucky today."

"Yeah, I smelled the aroma just now. Xiaoyan's cooking is really good. It's just..." It's just that her aura doesn't seem to be cooking at all.

...more like poisoning.

Mingming’s dishes are delicious, full of color and fragrance; but when she holds the kitchen utensils, it always makes people feel that she will pick up the pot at any time, and then pour a bowl of Mengpo soup for each person, with the aim of "pursuing all living beings" It is my responsibility to send everyone on the road neatly.

It's also strange, she is obviously a beautiful girl who is as beautiful as a bright moon and as bright as fireworks, and has a very good personality, who can get along with everyone.How can it give people the illusion of a kitchen killer?

To be precise, this is not an illusion of colleagues.After all, it is the job of an onmyoji to save the undead. Before that, Yan Yan only made ingots, candles and paper money for ghosts and shikigami.

Even with the help of the memory left by the original owner, he can make delicious meals, but this deep-rooted little habit...cough.

"Why are you asking so many questions! Do as I say, you don't need to go to the hospital for an examination, just come back and pick me up!" As soon as Yan Yan approached, she heard the call between Lu Ruihan and the secretary.

Although the secretary's voice on the other side of the phone was very vague and she couldn't hear the specific answer, Yan Yan guessed that the other party definitely had a hundred alpacas galloping past her.

Hearing footsteps, Lu Ruihan hung up the phone in a hurry, turned to look at Yan Yan.

Lu Ruihan has been staying in the hospital recently, and he hasn't seen him for a while, Lu Ruihan feels that the face in front of him has become more and more unfamiliar.

She has an aura that is colder and more alienated than the moonlight, and her eyes are calm and indifferent, and she has completely lost her previous dependence and obsession with herself.She is really the moon now, a light source that cannot be ignored in the crowd.

Lu Ruihan pulled out a very blunt smile, and asked tentatively, "How are you doing? How are you doing?"

"Why? Second Young Master Lu still has a habit of caring about his ex-girlfriend?" Yan Yan raised her eyebrows and looked at Lu Ruihan jokingly, "Second Young Master Lu never cared about me before, right? I haven't seen you for a few days, your dictionary updated?"

Lu Ruihan was blocked by Yan Yan's series of rhetorical questions for a long time, "...I just want to care about you, why are you talking to me like this?"

"That's right, we have broken up now, but it's impossible to say that the relationship of so many years is gone? Is it wrong for me to care about you? Could it be that in your eyes, our relationship for so long is Is it a game?"

Standing on the moral high ground, Lu Ruihan spoke outrightly and heartbreakingly.If the original owner was here, he would probably have been moved to bow his head and admit his mistake.

This is also what Lu Ruihan expected.He believed that he knew Yan Yan well, and knew that every time he said that, Yan Yan would obediently back down.

——Of course he knew that he was attacking Yanyan's weakness.All the weaknesses of the original owner were the sincerity she gave to Lu Ruihan, and he took full advantage of them.

Sure enough, as Lu Ruihan expected, as soon as his words fell, Yan Yan, who was still very indifferent to him, suddenly raised her head, her pupils trembled, "What did you say!"

Yanyan's voice was even trembling, carrying the anger after being greatly misunderstood.

Seeing Yan Yan who was greatly shocked, Lu Ruihan felt a burst of secret joy as expected.

He knew that it was absolutely impossible for Yanyan to let go of herself so quickly.Presumably the previous cold attitude was nothing more than anger and playing hard to get.

Lu Ruihan raised his chin haughtily, and was about to express his pride when he heard Yan Yan speak angrily again.

"What are you kidding? Are you comparing games? Do you know how serious I am about games?"

Do you know how much money I krypton for the game?Do you know how many livers I broke for the game?Any idea how much hair I lost for the game?

You actually said that I treat you like a game? ?Do you deserve three keys for ten yuan?How many do you have? ?

"..." Before the smug smile on Lu Ruihan's face disappeared, it suddenly became blank, "You, you!"

Lu Ruihan raised his finger tremblingly and pointed at Yanyan, with a look of impotence and rage that was about to faint at any moment, "How can you say that!"

How dare she!She should obviously look up and be obsessed with herself like before...

"Could it be that in your thinking, I must be heartbroken, and then fight to the death for you—a man who lied to my feelings?" Lu Ruihan's words just now made Yan Yan very angry, and she looked at her critically. I pointed at Lu Ruihan again, "I think you should eat more peanuts."

As long as you eat one more peanut, you won't get drunk like this.

Yan Yan added, "It's also good to eat more cephalosporins." The cephalosporins were paired with wine and sent away.

Is it because Tamamo-mae's tail is not rua, or is it that Shuten-douji's abdominal muscles are not easy to touch?She was going to fight to the death for a scumbag like Lu Ruihan.

The system followed Yanyan through seven or eight worlds, and this was the first time he saw the host so angry.But if you think about it...it's understandable.

Didn't this host join the time travel office just to have fun at the beginning? Her enthusiasm for games is dozens of times more sincere than that of Lu Ruihan, a scumbag npc.

As soon as the secretary who had gone back and forth entered the door, he heard Yan Yan's remarks like shooting and hurting people like a weapon.

In an instant, even though she had received professional training, she couldn't help but want to laugh a little, and even felt a sense of revenge.

The secretary coughed a few times before holding back her smile, and hurriedly said, "Boss, didn't you say you were going to the hospital?"

Lu Ruihan glanced at Yan Yan sullenly, then turned and left.Although he was dissatisfied with Yanyan's attitude towards him, the hair he held in his hand reminded him all the time what his purpose was this time.

This is the hair that Lu Ruihan quietly took off from Yan Yan while he was talking to her.He took a deep breath, as if he had absorbed some strength from his hair, which could give him the courage to fight against Yan Yan's cold eyes.

Although Lu Ruihan didn't have the "judgment" buff on him, he couldn't tell the truth.But Yan Yan guessed what he was thinking.It must be some clichéd speeches like 'I will make you regret it one day', 'Oh, woman, how dare you do this to me'... and so on.

"Host." Although the system didn't believe that Yan Yan would make such a low-level mistake, it still said directly, "That hair..."

"Oh," Yan Yan replied without changing his expression, "I got it from the hair-eater before. It has been stored in the system backpack and has never been used."

Onmyoji is a profession that pays great attention to hair, blood, and even nails, which can restrain the soul, and will never tolerate them falling into the hands of outsiders.No matter what kind of new world she arrives in, Yan Yan still keeps such a good habit.

"..." Hearing Yan Yan's answer, the system immediately determined that it was unnecessary to worry.

Hair-eating ghosts, as the name suggests, are monsters that use hair as food.

The hair that Yan Yan plucked from him is real. Only a ghost knows what it is.Of course, it's also possible that the hair-eating ghosts don't even know where they ate their hair...

I hope that Lu Ruihan and the laboratory can come up with valuable research results on this hair, presumably the hair eater will also be very happy.

After knowing that Lu Ruihan had left the party, the atmosphere immediately eased up and became more cheerful.Some people even held their hearts and exaggeratedly let out a sigh of relief.

Ever since Lu Ruihan blamed his secretary for protecting Zhao Man, everyone in the Lu family has been afraid of this love-brained president.

The other leaders of the Lu family have a bad temper at most, but as long as they do a good job, they will not lose the treatment they deserve.

But on Lu Ershao's side... the one who worked hard became the one who was scolded.

Lu Ruihan, who has enjoyed the status of "Second Young Master Lu" since he was a child, will probably never know that there are many ways to use power, but none of them should be stepping on others, wantonly commanding and using everything else.

Yan Yan doesn't think that people like Lu Ruihan don't need probation.

People like them will only realize their mistakes if they break their roots and let them experience the feeling of having nothing.

Thinking of this, Yan Yan felt a little pity.It's a pity that mermaids in this world don't have the setting that tears can be turned into pearls.Otherwise, the tears that the original owner shed after being abandoned by Lu Ruihan would definitely be able to sell the pearls empty-handed, get rich immediately and start a business war with Lu Ruihan.

Yanyan was thinking about something, so her reaction was slower than usual.Seeing her ecstatic expression, the colleagues around her thought that something unpleasant happened between her and Lu Ershao outside, so they immediately comforted Yanyan, "Just pretend you didn't hear some words. She is from the Lu family after all. It's not good to make too much noise."

Yan Yan raised the wine glass in her hand, touched the other party lightly, and replied with a smile: "Yes, then I wish Second Young Master Lu can always sit in this position."

And in the background of her system, Yebisu's buff was still on.

Yebisu's buff is wonderful.Putting it on the host himself is a double blessing of good luck and wealth.

But if it's the other way around, put it on someone else... that's poisonous milk.Cheering in the opposite direction, and quietly erecting a high flag for the opponent, it can be called the metaphysics of the weapon of causality.

A few days after Yan Yan finished saying the poisoned milk, something happened to Lu Ruihan.

Although Yan Yan didn't take the initiative to expose it, Mother Lu still found out about Zhao Man's return to China.

Even though Mrs. Lu has the status of Mrs. Lu, her superior methods are really disgraceful, and she has never been accepted by Mrs. Fu's circle.

The so-called "sisters and friends" she knows are actually a relationship of comparing and showing off each other.

Lu's mother used to show off Lu Ruihan in front of them before, but this time it can be regarded as a backlash.Mother Lu's group of 'sisters' told Mother Lu in great detail about the thunderstorm at the dinner party and the front tooth that Lu Ruihan knocked out under the eyes of everyone.

"Oh, now the whole circle knows the reputation of Second Young Master Lu."

"Don't blame us for talking too much. It's such an ugly mess. We still have to manage it well. If we fall or get struck by lightning one day when we go out—that's not good."

The schadenfreude tone greatly irritated Mother Lu.Like Lu Ruihan, she has a strong desire to control.Lu Ruihan used to control Yanyan, and Lu's mother controlled Lu Ruihan.She was not willing to accept Zhao Man, and more importantly, she could not accept that Lu Ruihan violated and deceived herself for Zhao Man.

Through the monitoring of Baimugui's eyes, Yan Yan worked overtime while watching the wonderful scenes of Lu's mother rioting in Zhao Man's ward and the three of them fighting.

The result of this farce was that Lu Ruihan threatened to move out of the Lu family in pursuit of freedom and happiness.

There is also such a passage in the original plot.In order to be with Zhao Man, Lu Ruihan fought fiercely with his family.

Well, the love between the president and Bai Yueguang must be sublimated with "For you, I will betray the whole world".

However, in the original book, Lu Ruihan had already secured his position as the president of the Lu family at that time, and Zhao Man was even more comfortable in the celebrity circle. Even if the two left the Lu family, they still lived a very enjoyable life.

now...

Yan Yan speculated about the whereabouts of the two, glanced at the photo gallery in her mobile phone, and decided to give Lu Ruihan a big gift.

How can you move without gifts?

See how considerate and thoughtful she is as an executor, she has thought of every detail.

Although Lu Ruihan left home in a fit of anger, he had already planned a way out for himself in his heart.He didn't believe that his parents would have the heart to let him suffer outside. As long as he survived the initial period, they would give in soon.

He even thought about where he and Zhao Man would live.

On the day when Zhao Man was discharged from the hospital, Lu Ruihan took her to the small villa where he and Yan Yan lived together.

"I don't have many houses under my name, and I haven't lived in them for a long time, so it's not suitable for you to take care of your health. I've been choosing for a long time, and I think this is the most suitable place."

Lu Ruihan explained to Zhao Man thoughtfully that he opened the door while speaking.

In Lu Ruihan's memory, Yan Yan always kept the place very neat and tidy, and even drew some pictures by herself to hang on the wall for decoration.

But now-

The walls are no longer filled with beautiful and loving paintings.

It was Lu Ruihan's photo.

The photo that Yan Yan casually took on the set of the concept film.

The photo where Lu Ruihan lost all his front teeth and was stunned on the spot.

Lu Ruihan is holding a front tooth, with his mouth slightly open for the leaky photo.

This photo is like a spirit-polluted ghost animal, neatly pasted all over the wall of the living room.Anyone who walks into this room and takes a look will be brainwashed for ten days so that they cannot forget the keyword #卢瑞汉门牙#.

What a world painting.

What a great gift.

The author has something to say: Lu Ruihan took a deep breath, as if drawing some strength from his hair.

Hair Eater: ...Help! !I'm dirty! !Ugly reject! !Master Onmyoji, help! !

Yan Yan: God tm our relationship is a game? ?

What are you kidding?Do you compare with games?Do you know how serious I am about games?

Do you know how much money I krypton for the game?Do you know how many livers I broke for the game?Any idea how much hair I lost for the game?

You actually said that I treat you like a game? ?Do you deserve three keys for ten yuan?How many do you have? ?

A good game needs the hard work of many people from development to launch?Are there so many people in your production process? ?

System: ... back then, you were never so excited when your life was on the line...

#My host is always focused on what to do#

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The meme of posting photos, I have seen similar prank vlogs at station B before, the photos of a room full, it will really brainwash hahaha!Everyone should know the stalk of the law of causality, right? Hh, send a mouthful of tainted milk to the target~

Continue to beg for comments pitifully, without the care and love of the readers, the author and Xiaoyan will wither QAQ