Canary of the gods

They said that they would find a place to change the car later, but they were stuck in the road just after the car drove out for less than [-] meters.

"Strange, is this road usually so congested?"

Osamu Dazai collected information on the Internet, lowered the window of the car, and talked with the car owners around, and concluded: "It seems that the guys from the port mafia are chasing and killing someone. The commotion is a bit loud, and half of the road is blocked They're gone."

Osamu Dazai laughed helplessly while talking, "Well, they have always been very high-profile in Yokohama."

Port Mafia?It's good that he remembered how far away troubles like this are in the future.

A priest smacked his lips impatiently, and was about to use supernatural powers to repair the road, but Osamu Dazai seemed to know what he was going to do, and reminded: "It's better not to make big moves, even if you can erase Lose everyone's memory, don't there be fish who slip through the net like me."

So he was stalked by you guy, right?

A temple cultivator snorted, but listened to the persuasion.

But his next move was to pick up his satchel and throw a sentence to Osamu Dazai: "Remember to drive the car back to me."

After finishing speaking, he was ready to move away in an instant.

Osamu Dazai stopped him quickly, "Hey, hey, don't leave me here alone. Don't you worry that I will drive away your car and not return it?"

"It doesn't matter." A temple cultivator didn't care much, "Even if you don't drive it back, it will come back by itself."

Osamu Dazai: "..." Isn't your ability really convenient?

"Don't worry, it won't be blocked for too long, it will be soon."

After finishing speaking, Osamu Dazai suddenly felt like a worried old woman...

Thinking about it, I thought: No, shouldn't this be Kunikida-kun's role?

Now that Osamu Dazai said so... Ji Yiyi put down his bag and took out the blindfold from the car.

Osamu Dazai: "?"

A temple repairer took off his mask and put on the blindfold, then snapped his fingers, and the car seat automatically adjusted to a comfortable angle for him to lie down on.

Osamu Dazai was shocked by his series of actions: "...What are you doing?"

A temple repair said naturally: "Sleep."

He stayed up late yesterday to catch up on the drama, and he hasn't slept for a few hours until now.At this moment, the car was stuck in the middle of the road, and I don't know how long and how fast Dazai Osamu said "not too long" and "soon", so I might as well take advantage of this time to catch up on sleep.

Osamu Dazai: "??? You stopped driving?"

A temple cultivator: "It will drive by itself." As soon as the voice fell, as if responding to his words, the car horn that no one was honking suddenly honked twice.

Osamu Dazai: "..." I think that your supernatural ability will sooner or later make you into a waste house with clothes to stretch out your hands to eat and mouth to open your mouth.

A temple monk seemed to know what he was thinking, and said casually: "It doesn't matter sooner or later, this is how I was raised."

"?"

Osamu Dazai was puzzled, "What do you mean?"

"It literally means that my parents died when I was born, and they don't have any relatives or friends. So I was raised by my own supernatural ability, so you understand?"

Dazai was speechless.

The parents of Sixiu Yiyi are both orphans. After years of hard work, they finally have their own career and family. They were already 30 years old when they got married. Because their careers were on the rise at that time, they agreed to have children later.

When Sixiu's mother conceived him, she was already 35 years old. This age can be called an advanced maternal age, so after learning that she had a child, both parties were happy but also cautious.

His mother turned down all the jobs in the company, and naturally, it all fell on his father.

On a certain day when his mother was eight months pregnant, his father was busy with company entertainment and didn't drive home until ten o'clock in the evening.

Unexpectedly, the car suddenly encountered a heavy rain on the way, and an overloaded large truck slipped its wheels when turning, which caused a very serious car accident on this road section. His father died on the spot in the car accident.

Sixiu’s mother waited all night for her husband who didn’t come home, and couldn’t get through to his phone. After a whole night of fear, she waited for the police to notify her.

She passed out directly due to the blow too much, and her body was red, showing signs of premature delivery.

The nanny who heard the movement rushed her to the hospital. Although the child was born, she died of postpartum hemorrhage.

Combined with premature birth and dystocia, Yi Sixiu was very weak when he was born, and his crying was not even louder than that of a kitten.When the nurse put him in the incubator, he didn't think he would survive.

Then the next day, a temple priest disappeared from the incubator inexplicably.At the same time, a memory of "this child has passed away" appeared in the head of the nurse on duty.

But in fact, the child did not die, but returned to the home of his deceased parents.

One Temple House is a small single-family building located in a community with good security and environment.

Since a temple repairer came home, this small building seems to have lost its sense of existence, and the passing neighbors always ignore it subconsciously.So a temple cultivator grew up day by day without being disturbed, and his originally weak body gradually recovered, and soon he was no different from his peers.

His parents have already prepared a room full of baby products for him, so there is no trouble shopping for the time being.

Don’t cry when you’re hungry, the bottle will come to his mouth automatically; don’t cry when you urinate, the diapers will be replaced with new ones automatically; when you’re bored, your neighbor’s cats and dogs will come to play with him, and even occasionally A flock of birds flew in from the window, and brought him fruity, juicy berries to satisfy his cravings...or he could also perform space jumps, going up and down the sea and everywhere, and finally stopped on the African prairie, where he was caught by a group of birds. A lioness who had just lost her cub took it back.

For quite a while, a temple monk even thought that the lioness was his mother, so he didn't go back to his original home, and obediently followed his "mother".

But within a month, the lioness died of serious injuries sustained while hunting.Before Sixiu had time to do anything, a pink-haired female high school student who suddenly appeared in front of him grabbed the spit pad and threw him back home.

A lot happened after that, but it's a long story, and I'll talk about it later.

Back to the present.

After being stuck on the road for about an hour, Jijiu and Osamu Dazai finally arrived at the hospital before noon.

As soon as he got off the car, Osamu Dazai saw Doppo Kunikida who was talking on the phone.The latter frowned, and his face was not very good.

Kunikida Doppo quickly hung up the phone, and when he turned around, he saw Osamu Dazai who had volunteered to invite the painter over.

Kunikida Doppo didn't ask Dazai Osamu what's going on there, but the other party spoke first: "What? Seeing your frowning look, did something unexpected happen again?"

Kunikida Doppo pinched the bridge of his nose, and said with a headache, "I have experienced lamp bursts, hospital beds collapsed, and equipment and instruments short-circuited and leaked electricity all morning... It didn't work after changing several wards, and Mr. Fujikawa didn't agree with us taking the painting away." Let's go, I have to wait for you to bring the painter over..."

Talking about the client behind his back didn't seem very good, Kunikida Doppo abruptly changed the topic back: "In short, it's like seeing a ghost, even if Mr. Fujikawa didn't have a heart attack, he would almost be scared out of it."

Osamu Dazai covered his mouth and snickered: "Oh~ ghost... I think it's not Mr. Fujikawa who was scared, but Kunikida-kun—you?"

"W-what?! Nonsense! How could I be afraid of ghosts?!" Kunikida Doppo reacted so strongly that he didn't even notice that he was stuttering, but he refused to admit it anyway.

Dazai Osamu was still laughing, Kunikida Doppo couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed his collar and roared angrily, "I told you I wasn't scared! I'm not afraid of ghosts!"

While they were fighting, a priest walked into the building of the inpatient department without saying a word.

On the way here, Osamu Dazai had already told him Mr. Fujikawa's ward number, so he took the elevator directly to the floor where Mr. Fujikawa was.

"dong dong dong"

The door knocked three times.

"Which one?"

Yosano Akiko opened the door, saw Osamu Dazai standing at the door with his hands in his pockets, and said casually, "Why are you dawdling for so long?"

Osamu Dazai shrugged, "I encountered a disturbance by the port mafia on the road, and there was a traffic jam."

Yosano Akiko couldn't help but smacked her lips when she heard the name "Port Mafia", crossed her arms and looked impatiently, "It's those guys again."

Osamu Dazai didn't say anything, he turned his head and waved to the person behind him, "Come here."

Yosano Akiko followed the trend and saw a priest wearing a mask and bangs so long that they could almost cover his eyes.

"This is the artist who sold the painting to Mr. Fujikawa." Dazai Osamu said, "Let me talk to Mr. Fujikawa with him."

Yosano Akiko nodded and turned to let them in.

"That's right." Dazai Osamu suddenly remembered something after entering the door, and said to Yosano Akiko: "Kunikita-kun just received a call from the president, saying that there are other commissions to discuss with you, and you should come upstairs as soon as possible. Join him below."

"Huh? What's the matter?"

Osamu Dazai nodded his chin as a memory, "Hmm...it seems to be related to the incident when we were stuck on the road before."

"Tsk, port mafia...I see." Yosano Akiko frowned severely, then stepped on her high heels and quickly left the ward.

But when the door of the ward was closed, the only person left in the ward was Mr. Fujikawa lying on the bed with his eyes closed and meditating, except for a priest. How could there be any Dazai?

She and Yosano Akiko waited for a few minutes in front of the elevator door, and finally waited until the elevator door opened, but saw Dazai Osamu and Kunikida Doppo walking out of the elevator together.

Yosano Akiko was taken aback when she saw the former, and said in surprise, "Dazai?! Didn't you just now..."

Osamu Dazai blinked, "Huh? What's wrong with me?"

Yosano Akiko's heart was beating wildly for a moment, and cold sweat dripped down from her forehead.

If this is the real Osamu Dazai, then who was it that she saw just now? !