Canary of the gods

Kenji Miyazawa was lying by the window, looking at the chaotic scene outside, he was very distressed, "What should I do..."

"Yeah..." Junichiro Tanizaki was also worried.

Kunikida Doppo's face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, "Hey, Dazai, you..."

Osamu Dazai said unhurriedly: "Don't worry, Kunikida-kun, it will be back to normal soon after this matter is over."

The blue veins on Kunikida Doppo's forehead popped out, and he was about to say something, when he caught a glimpse of a priest sitting next to him holding a mobile phone from the corner of his eye.

He instantly understood where Dazai Osamu's confidence came from.

"You guy, relying on the existence of Xiu, you can be confident and lawless, right?!"

"Don't be angry, Kunikida-kun." Osamu Dazai explained in an orderly manner, "Xiu's special ability is special, we have to understand his situation comprehensively and clearly, and take precautions against it, so as to prevent us from accidentally stepping on landmines in the future. , causing irreparable consequences.”

"..."

"And, since I choose to do this, there must be a way to perfectly eliminate the negative impact of the entire incident, so don't worry."

"..."

At this time, Fukuzawa Yukichi also spoke: "This matter was proposed by Dazai, and I approved it."

"President?!" Kunikida Doppo looked at him in shock.

Fukuzawa Yukichi: "I believe in my members."

"..." Kunikida choked, and finally he could only sigh helplessly: "Since the president said so... then it's fine."

Osamu Dazai smiled, and then began to briefly summarize the test.

"Non-ten times are not affected by side effects; the number of wishes is calculated independently; unreasonable wishes are not restricted by the above two rules..."

Osamu Dazai finished counting on his fingers, and he had a score in his mind.He looked at Fukuzawa Yukichi, "That's almost it, President?"

Fukuzawa Yukichi nodded with his hands in his sleeves, "Just do as you said before."

"Ok~"

After Osamu Dazai responded, he turned his head and said to Ji Yiyi: "Then Xiu, let's go back to the time when I was talking to the president an hour ago."

"Back in time?!"

Everyone in the detective agency looked at him in surprise, and then at Si Xiu who raised his head.

Kunikida Doppo suddenly realized: "I see! This is what you said, the way to 'perfectly eliminate negative effects'?"

Dazai nodded.

"But in this way..." Tanizaki Junichiro said, "we will also lose the memory of this test, right?"

"Yes."

Except for Osamu Dazai, who is not affected by Yiyijiji's ability to repair different abilities, this is something that must happen.

Edogawa hurriedly pushed away the office chair in front of him, and the rollers crushed on the broken glass, making a creaking sound.

He came out from under the table and said, "It's okay not to have such a memory. Think about it, if one of us meets a person with supernatural powers who can read memories... the ability to reverse the day and night, once it is used If it is exposed, will the detective agency still have peace?"

Speaking of this, he added: "Although there are quite a few people who trouble us at ordinary times, after all, these are two concepts. At that time... the ones who will come to visit us may not be low-level gangsters, but supernatural powers." A guy at the level of the Secret Service, right?"

He let out a "huh" and made a bad joke: "Maybe we can still know a few people with supernatural powers from other countries?"

Everyone fell silent in unison.

"But having said that." Edogawa Ranpo ate some thick snacks, and said inarticulately, "We are conducting the test this time to master the limits of Xiu's supernatural ability. Even if we lose our memory after going back in time, as long as Dazai told us the results of the test, didn’t he also achieve his goal?”

"makes sense……"

It didn't take much effort for Edogawa Ranpo to convince everyone in the detective agency.

Then, he looked at Osamu Dazai on one side, just as the other side turned his head, and the eyes of the two met.

Ranpo Edogawa, who was chewing a snack, had puffy cheeks like a hamster.

He counted on his fingers childishly, and suddenly stretched out a slap to Osamu Dazai, Osamu Dazai pursed his lips and smiled, and raised a finger at him.

Edogawa Ranpo frowned unhappily, pointed his thumb in the direction of a temple monk, and then raised three fingers confidently.

Osamu Dazai was helpless, sighed slightly, seemed to have compromised, and gave him an "OK" gesture.

Ranpo Edogawa, whose bargaining was over, was satisfied.

"...?"

The interaction between the two did not avoid everyone present, but no one could understand what kind of riddle they were playing.

They didn't mean to explain to everyone, Edogawa Ranpo continued to eat his own snacks, Dazai Osamu looked at Fukuzawa Yukichi, "So, President?"

Fukuzawa Yukichi nodded: "Let's start."

Obtaining the promise, Osamu Dazai signaled to Xiu Yi: "Xiu, just do as I said before."

A temple cultivator nodded, and stretched out his hand to point in mid-air.The calm space is like the surface of a lake disturbed by fallen leaves, and the ripples formed by the air sway round and round in mid-air.

Everything in front of me is like a video tape with the reverse button pressed, going backwards quickly.

Since the last bus spontaneous combustion incident, Osamu Dazai once again witnessed the entire process of going back in time as a bystander.

No matter how many times you watch it, it's still amazing.

Osamu Dazai withdrew his gaze, and glanced at Ichiji who was watching a TV series with his mobile phone, "Huh? This is the recently hit "Night Road", right?"

"Ah."

"But by the way... won't the network signal be affected?"

A temple repairman said without looking up: "I downloaded this before."

"...You really like watching TV shows."

"well enough."

"Oh, that's right." Osamu Dazai suddenly remembered something, and said to Ji Yiyi, "I promised Mr. Ranpo that for the next three consecutive weeks, I will provide him with daily limited snacks at the xx house on the street..."

"Huh? Oh." A monk responded flatly.

"The limited dim sum at that store requires getting up early every morning to queue up..."

"Oh, come on then."

"...you may not be able to buy it yet."

"..."

Hearing this, a temple cultivator somewhat sensed this guy's purpose.He raised his head and looked at Osamu Dazai with a strange expression, "So what? It's none of my business?"

"Xiu-kun!" Osamu Dazai rushed to a priest, pointed at the bruise on his face, and said sadly, "Look, look! Can you bear it? Can you really bear it?!"

A temple cultivator's mouth twitched, "Your face was injured, not your hands and feet, so it won't delay you queuing up to buy things?"

"No!" Osamu Dazai said categorically, "When I wake up every morning and see this face in the mirror, I will lose the confidence to go out!"

"..." Before the wound on that face healed, did you really not go out or go to work?

A temple repairman's face was as cold as ice, he decided he was not used to this bastard's stink, why did he have to agree to his request?

Osamu Dazai read out what was in the mind of the temple cultivator, and it just so happened that the time regression has been completed at this moment, so he doesn't have to worry about the disqualification in the world will interrupt the effect of the supernatural power.

So he moved closer to a temple cultivator's ear and whispered to him: "When I entered the water not long ago, I met the actress who played the supporting actress of "Night Road"."

Hearing the title of the TV series he was chasing recently, Sixiu's ears twitched suddenly.

Of course Osamu Dazai found out, but he didn't show any strangeness in front of Ji Yiyi. He just said: "It's different from the TV drama. In real life, she is really an enthusiastic and brave woman. Although...she seems to be I misunderstood something and fished me out of the water. Alas, in fact, I want to go into the water with her, and then slowly..."

Ji Yijiu quickly interrupted Osamu Dazai's fantasy, and said impatiently: "What do you want to say?"

Osamu Dazai smoothed his hair skillfully: "Okay, okay, don't worry, just listen to me."

A temple repairman raised his chin, looking like "If you dare to deviate from the topic, I will crush your confidence to go out a little bit more".

Osamu Dazai looked at the big fish that bit the hook but didn't notice it, tried his best to hold back his laughter, coughed and cleared his throat, and said, "We talked about her participation in the recently hit "Night Road", Then I heard an inside message."

A temple cultivator couldn't help complaining: "What kind of inside information will tell you about this stranger..."

Osamu Dazai hissed, touched his chin, and said very seriously, "Maybe it's because I'm handsome?"

Sixiu Yiyi looked at the bruised and swollen face, endured it... still couldn't restrain himself, and punched him in the stomach.

"Ow!"

Hearing the movement from the opposite desk, Kunikida Doppo took a moment to take a look from his busy work, frowned and said, "Dazai, why are you still here? Didn't you say you have something to report to the president?"

"Look, Xiu, I still have work to do..."

Osamu Dazai covered his beaten stomach with one hand, and pointed to the president's office with the other, "We'll talk about it later?"

"..." A temple cultivator snorted and withdrew his hand.

Osamu Dazai went to the president's office and reported all the conclusions drawn to Fukuzawa Yukichi after testing Ichijo's supernatural ability.

After that, Fukuzawa Yukichi asked Osamu Dazai to convey his meaning to all members, including the clerical staff.

"First, in non-emergency situations, no requests should be made to Xiu."

"Second, when the number of requests is a multiple of ten, you can only choose things with minimal accidental harm."

"Third, the request should not be something beyond common sense or something that cannot be accomplished by manpower."

After speaking, Osamu Dazai asked, "Do you have any questions?"

Tanizaki Naomi raised her hand and said, "About the second half of the sentence, 'the risk of accidents is small', do you have any specific examples?"

Osamu Dazai: "For example, to the extent of passing water and pens."

Everyone nodded to show they understood.

Osamu Dazai had just returned to his desk and sat down when he suddenly heard Kunikida Doppo say, "I still have a question."

"Huh? Kunikida-kun, please tell me."

Kunikida Doppo pointed to the pen on the table that was writing vigorously, and the task report that was about to be completed and belonged to Osamu Dazai.

"Is this the so-called 'emergency'?" He deliberately slowed down and emphasized the last few words, as if Osamu Dazai might not understand.

Osamu Dazai took a look, then clenched his right fist and tapped on the palm of his left hand, as if he had just remembered, he added triumphantly: "The above, except for Dazai~"

Everyone in the detective agency: "..."

Probably because his appearance was too much to be beaten, a pillow thrown from an unknown direction hit him directly in the face.

Osamu Dazai's face was still bruised, and he screamed in pain instantly after being hit by this blow.

Everyone in the detective agency turned a deaf ear and continued to get busy with the business at hand. Yosano Akiko who passed by after receiving the water didn't even give him the slightest look.

In the end, the one who was willing to take care of Osamu Dazai turned out to be a priest.

He stretched out a finger and poked Dazai Osamu's shoulder.

"Xiu is the best for me!" Dazai Osamu was tearful, and he was about to rush over.

A temple cultivator raised his foot against his office chair in disgust, preventing him from approaching him.

"Inside news from "Night Road"..."

"Limited daily snacks at xx House..."

"..." It turned out that this guy was waiting for him here.

A temple sharpened the molars, "deal."

Osamu Dazai immediately put away that pitiful look, "hummed" twice, raised his eyebrows, and said maliciously: "Xiu, are you interested in becoming an actor?"

"……what???"