Canary of the gods

"Don't bother."

Jojiji asked Dazai Osamu to explain the makeup of the character, the supernatural power was activated, and makeup tools such as powder puffs and makeup brushes jumped off the table and started working at the same time, as if being held by several invisible makeup artists.

This kind of efficiency is naturally very high. In a short while, the makeup on the face of a monk was finished, and the final result was quite good.

After meeting with Yosano Akiko, I couldn't help sighing: "It's so convenient, going out in the morning can save a lot of time."

Tanizaki Junichiro said silently: "Mr. Xiu, you don't need to put on makeup when you go out in the morning..."

"Huh? That's right."

"Is that enough?"

Jijoji opened his eyes that were closed due to makeup, and looked at Osamu Dazai.

"Let me see..." The latter held his chin, looking at it and thinking, as if he was really checking it carefully.

A priest and him looked at each other for two seconds, neither of them spoke.

He seemed to think it was a bit silly to do so, so he took out his phone habitually.Unexpectedly, as soon as his head lowered, he was supported by the extended fingers and raised his head again.

"?"

Jijiji looked suspiciously at Osamu Dazai who was dragging his chin.

"What's wrong?"

Those light golden eyes filled with pure doubts, no longer the usual indifferent look, just like clear water without waves, calm and safe; like a clean and bright mirror, clearly reflecting the figure of the person in front of him .

Osamu Dazai pinched his chin, frowned slightly and looked around for a while, then suddenly thought of something, and suddenly realized: "Color contact lenses! I don't wear contact lenses, why is it wrong..."

He rummaged through the shopping bag for cosmetics, but he didn't seem to find it, so he asked another priest, "Is there any in the bag for clothes?"

A priest shook his head.

Osamu Dazai rummaged for a while, and realized later: "I seem to have forgotten to buy it..."

She smacked her lips with Yosano Akiko, and said to him: "Why are you so forgetful."

"I can't help it. Let's cover it up with superpowers first, and buy it later when we go out."

A temple cultivator nodded and asked him, "What kind of change?"

"Black, pure black."

Edogawa Ranpo glanced back and forth between Dazai Osamu and Ichijo Jishu, without saying a word, reached into the snack packaging bag... and grabbed it empty.

Ah, he forgot he just finished eating the potato chips.

With a different eye color, the sense of distance and desolation seemed to have faded a lot from Si Xiu's body, and he looked much gentler and more approachable.

"Okay, that's it, look at the camera~"

Osamu Dazai snapped a few photos with a "click click", directed a priest to walk a few steps, recorded a dynamic video, and then packed the files and sent them all to Ms. Mori's e-mail.

"Okay, let's go out now, and we should receive a reply after shopping."

Ji Yijiu nodded, and was just about to put on his cross-body bag that he had been carrying for several years, but Osamu Dazai took it first.

"?" Ji Yiji looked over with a puzzled face, but saw Osamu Dazai smiling, and said in a slightly frivolous tone: "How can I let a beautiful lady carry such a bag~"

A priest said unhappily: "My bag is very useful."

"Yes--I didn't say it's not easy to use, but don't you feel a bit bloated and cumbersome with your current attire?" He said as he naturally put the bag he had just used into it. cosmetics and tools.

Just as Ji Yiyi opened his mouth, Osamu Dazai quickly added as if he knew what he was going to say: "Don't think so, you can ask Dr. Yosano."

"..." According to the words of Ji Yijiu, he looked at Yosano Akiko.

The latter nodded without any hesitation, and agreed with Osamu Dazai, "Dazai is right, your bag really doesn't match your current outfit."

In order to make it easier for Ji Xiu to understand, she even gave an example: "Try to imagine Dazai wearing high heels."

Everyone in the detective agency: "Pfft!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

A temple cultivator: "..." That's really a disaster.

"Okay, okay, we should go out."

After Osamu Dazai packed his things, he casually put a bag that could be carried by Tera Osamu on his shoulder, and then pushed his back towards the door.

"I can go by myself."

"Good good."

"...Why do you feel like you are coaxing a child?"

"Huh? Is there? No!"

"..."

Everyone in the detective agency watched them leave.

Miyazawa Kenji smiled and waved to them: "Be careful on the road, work is going well~"

Osamu Dazai waved his hand without looking back: "I see."

When the two went downstairs, Osamu Dazai took out the car keys from his satchel and said naturally, "Wait for me here."

"... Oh." The feeling of being taken care of by this guy as a girl...is really novel.

The small building where the Armed Detective Agency is located does not have an underground parking lot, so they usually park their cars nearby, about [-] meters away from the gate to enter the building.

Osamu Dazai went to drive, and there was only one Jijiu left where he was.

Just as he lowered his head to see the phone page, a car suddenly stopped in front of him, followed by a loud horn.

Huh?Drive over so soon?

A temple cultivator was still wondering, but when he raised his head, he found that an unfamiliar car was parked in front of him.The body was also sprayed with some brightly colored spray paint, which looked colorful and made people's eyes hurt.

The windows of the passenger seat and the rear seat were slowly rolled down one after the other, revealing the boys sitting in the car, dressed in sleek clothes, and wearing sunglasses pretentiously.

This group of boys didn't seem to be very old, and regardless of the colorfully dyed hair, in terms of their faces alone, they were relatively immature, probably the age of junior high school students.

The boy sitting in the passenger seat was chewing gum, put his arm on the window frame, and whistled loudly at a priest, "Hey, beauty, are you alone?"

As soon as he finished speaking, several boys sitting in the back row of the car started booing, and the man driving the car honked a few times in agreement with "Ba Ba".

"..."

A priest bowed his head indifferently, and continued to play with his mobile phone.

The boy who struck up a conversation felt that he had been humiliated, and was suddenly a little unhappy.However, after all, she is a beautiful woman, and it is normal to have a little temper. His tolerance is quite high.

"What? Are you waiting for someone?" The boy opened the co-pilot's door and walked straight towards a temple. The metal accessories on his body collided with each other, making a rattling sound.

He pushed the sunglasses up on top of his head, revealing a fairly good-looking face.

It was only when he got closer that he realized that this girl seemed... a few centimeters taller than him.

In order not to appear weak, she was going to put an arm on Sixiu's shoulder, but turned in mid-air, and went to hold his hand instead.

"How about going for a drive with us, huh?"

His hand didn't touch a monk, because the latter suddenly raised his head and gave him a cold look.

Then the boy felt his body lighten suddenly, the wind whistled in his ears, and everything in front of him was retreating rapidly.No, it wasn't that the surrounding scene was moving, but that he flew upside down inexplicably!

Not long after, he bumped into their car with such a force that it almost overturned the whole car, and the boys in the car screamed in fright.

"It's a person with different abilities! That guy is a person with different abilities!"

The boys in the car yelled and patted the car seat to tell the driver to leave quickly, even forgetting the other partner who fell on the ground.

The boy felt as if his bones were about to fall apart. He endured the severe pain and got up from the ground. He was about to sit back in the car, but he didn't expect that his companions threw the choking exhaust fume on his face as soon as he looked up.

"You guys... bastards..."

The boy gritted his teeth in hatred.

At this time, another car happened to stop in front of them.

The color is dark, the lines are tough, sturdy and full of wildness.

I don't know who once said: "No one can refuse the temptation of Big G."

The boy doesn't know what other people think, but this sentence is indeed a true portrayal to him.

The love car in his dream parked within his reach, and the boy instantly forgot the pain from the beating, his adrenaline surged, his heart beat wildly, and his eyes stared straight.

At this time, the co-pilot's window was lowered.There was no one in the seat, so people outside the car could clearly see a man with a bruised nose and a swollen face sitting in the driver's seat through the empty seat.

He whistled briskly and invited: "That beautiful lady, do you want to go for a drive with me?"

"..."

What familiar lines are these?

Is it the same way people who drive big G strike up a conversation?

The boy's mouth twitched.

But what he didn't expect was that the "beauty" in the little white dress who hadn't even looked at him before, put away the phone, walked forward without saying a word, opened the car door and got in.

The boy trembled all over, thinking: Is this the charm of Big G? !Obviously that man's face is bruised and swollen, and he doesn't look as good-looking as himself!But the girl who just ignored her, and was so irritable that she directly used supernatural powers to blow herself away, got into that guy's car without saying a word!

It was sour in his heart.

But in the next second, the conversation between the two people in the car told him that this was not the case.

Osamu Dazai glanced at the stunned boy standing outside the car, and teased a priest: "I seem to be late, and I lost a chance to be a hero to save the beauty?"

While talking, he really regretted, "Maybe I can still see Akiko's cute face in trouble, and when she sees me coming, she will pounce into my arms..."

A priest thought for a while, and said bluntly: "Then I might beat you too."

"..."

Osamu Dazai pouted, and said in his unique coquettish tone: "It's just a joke, Akiko really has no sense of humor."

"Oh."

"But having said that, this is the first time for me to drive Akiko's car. My wallet was washed away by the river again. What if I accidentally scratch it? What compensation will I get?" Osamu Dazai kept muttering, With a relaxed demeanor, he joked with a priest, "Why don't you pay me myself?"

A temple cultivator snorted, "Then I have to provide you with food and lodging? What's the use of you?"

Dazai Osamu said with a hippie smile, "I can help you improve your sense of humor."

"..." Where does this guy have a face?

A temple repairer rolled his eyes and said indifferently, "Drive your car."

"Follow your orders~"

The boy who stayed where he was and was swept away by the car exhaust: "..."

Why... Does it seem to be different from what he thought?

So that little swollen face is the one that was taken care of by the owner of Bai Fumei? !