Canary of the gods

When he received a call from Osamu Dazai again, Ji Yiyi just stopped the car.

"Hey……"

Before the voice fell, Osamu Dazai complained from the opposite side: "You are so ruthless, Xiu-kun!"

A temple cultivator's mouth twitched, not wanting to entangle him in this matter, so he asked straightforwardly: "What's the matter?"

"Huh? I saw your car driving past just now, should you park the car now? Everyone is in the coffee shop on the first floor, so hurry up and come here too."

"Oh."

"jingle"

The door of the coffee shop was opened from the outside.

"Oh, good morning~" Dazai Osamu, who was sitting at the bar, greeted Ichijo Jishu.

"Good morning."

"Want something to drink?"

Jojoji shook his head, and when he walked to the seat next to Osamu Dazai and sat down, he suddenly noticed the boy with white hair and bangs sitting opposite Tanizaki Junichiro.When he looked over, he happened to meet the latter's line of sight.

The other party straightened his back suddenly, looking very nervous, with his hands neatly placed on his knees, he unconsciously grabbed the fabric of his trousers.

"Mr. Xiu, good morning."

Sitting across from the white-haired boy, the Tanizaki brothers and sisters greeted Jojoji.

A temple cultivator nodded indifferently, looked away, put down the satchel on his body, and sat down by himself.

"Is he the tiger you mentioned?"

Osamu Dazai tilted his head and said with a smile, "How does Xiu feel?"

A temple cultivator: "It's not as expected."

Osamu Dazai looked at him suspiciously: "Eh? What does Xiu expect Atsu-kun to look like?"

A temple monk said: "You said he was a tiger, I thought he would be very strong."

"Really..." Osamu Dazai blinked, recalled Atsushi Nakajima's transformation into a white tiger, and tried to explain, "It is indeed quite strong in the state of supernatural powers, but now..."

He looked at Atsushi Nakajima, who had just been kicked out of the orphanage, and said briskly, "Exercise well~"

Atsushi Nakajima: "..." Why does he feel that he is like a lamb waiting to be fattened?

"By the way, yesterday you bastard, you used the dishwasher while I was watching TV, didn't you?"

"Oh, don't worry about these little things. But Mr. Xiu is really serious when he watches TV. Do you know what I said to you when I left?"

"What?" To be honest, he didn't even know when Osamu Dazai left.

""Wind Chime House" is preparing for a big movie!"

"Really?!" How could he, a veteran drama fan, not know? !

One Sixiu subconsciously turned on his phone and searched for relevant information.But no matter how hard he searched, he couldn't find any relevant entries.He turned his head and asked Osamu Dazai, "Where did you hear it from..."

Osamu Dazai turned his head away and said quickly, "I lied to you."

"..." Two very obvious blue veins popped out of his forehead, and his fists were clenched tightly, as if he could punch Dazai Osamu's face in the next second.

Just when everyone thought that a unilateral beating was inevitable, Ji Yiji suddenly calmed down, pointed at Osamu Dazai, and said to the waitress standing behind the bar, "What kind of drink does this guy usually order?"

Not only was the waitress stunned for a moment, but even the other members of the detective agency didn't know what Shi Xiu wanted to do next.

Osamu Dazai vaguely sensed that something was wrong, and wanted to sneak away, but was grabbed by the back of the collar by a priest, and said in a low tone, "Why are you running? I'm treating you, so you can drink as much as you want. It's a rare opportunity, why don't you drink ten at a time?" Twenty cups, is it enough?"

Sweat dripped down Osamu Dazai's face, "Well...Xiu, if you drink so much coffee...it will kill you..."

A temple cultivator: "Don't worry, if it's less than a lethal dose, it's just gastric lavage at most."

Osamu Dazai: "..." That's why he was killed! ! !

Everyone now understood what the priest wanted to do, and all cast gloating looks at Osamu Dazai.

The waitress clapped her hands together and said briskly, "It may take a lot of time to prepare so many cups at once, why don't I prepare five cups for Mr. Dazai first! Is that okay, Mr. Xiu?"

A temple repair nodded: "Yes."

"Okay, please wait~"

"No! Wait, beautiful lady!"

Dazai Osamu stretched out his hand and tried to stop the waitress, but Kunikida Doppo next to him slapped his hand away with a "slap".

"Kunikida-kun?!" Osamu Dazai looked at him in disbelief, as if he had the words "You actually aided the evildoers" written on his face.

Kunikida Doppo coughed, and said solemnly, "Don't affect other people's work."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Fearing that he would laugh out loud, Atsushi Nakajima simply covered his mouth tightly.

Tanizaki Junichiro took this opportunity to introduce to him, "The one who just came is Mr. Shu, Ichijo Tera. He actually joined the detective agency not long ago."

Atsushi Nakajima: "I see."

"What's more, Mr. Xiu has special abilities, so the president has issued three requirements to all members."

Speaking of this, Tanizaki Junichiro's expression became serious, "It's a matter of life, Atsushi must remember it well."

"Huh?!" Atsushi Nakajima's heart tightened when he heard this, and the relaxed state of mind he had just seen while watching the excitement suddenly disappeared.

He frantically rummaged in his trouser pocket, "Wait, wait! I think I'd better write it down with paper..."

"I advise you not to do this~"

Dazai Osamu, who had finally let go of Jiyi Jiji, straightened his collar, and sat back in his seat calmly.He nodded his head and said meaningfully: "It's safer to keep it in your mind."

"Gudong"

Atsushi Nakajima swallowed unconsciously.

How, how does it sound, very serious?

"But don't worry, it's not a hard-to-remember request. Atsushi-kun should be able to remember it soon." Osamu Dazai leaned on the back of the chair, looking at Atsushi Nakajima with a worried face.

At this time, the sweet voice of the waitress came from behind the bar: "Mr. Dazai, your coffee is ready, please use it slowly~"

The smile on Dazai Osamu's face froze suddenly, his neck was like a rusty machine, and he could still hear the sound of "click, click" while turning it with difficulty.

On his right is a priest with a blank expression, on his left is Kunikida Doppo who is unmoved, in front of him is a smiling waitress, and finally...cups of steaming coffee placed on his table.

"Ah!" He suddenly covered his face, leaned back, and exaggeratedly let out a loud sob, "This, this is really..."

Waitress: "Mr. Dazai looks very touched!"

Kunikida Doppo: "Because it is a rare warm hospitality."

A temple cultivator next to him said indifferently: "Do you need me to pour it in for you?"

"No need!" Osamu Dazai wiped the cold sweat off his face, and took the initiative to pick up one of the cups of coffee, "Coffee is meant to be sipped slowly!"

"Drink." A temple repair raised his chin, "I was naive for not watching you wash the dishes yesterday, so now I will watch you finish the coffee with my own eyes. There is no cup left, drink it all by yourself, you know?"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

"cough."

After watching the excitement over Osamu Dazai, Junichiro Tanizaki cleared his throat, and drew Atsushi Nakajima's attention back again.

"Shall we continue our conversation?"

"Ah, um!"

Tanizaki Junichiro told Nakajima Atsushi one by one about the three requirements that Fukuzawa Yukichi had given to the detective agency, which were related to Ichijoji's ability to cultivate supernatural powers.

"First, in non-emergency situations, no request should be made to Mr. Xiu."

"Second, when the number of requests is a multiple of ten, you can only choose things with minimal risk of accidents."

"Third, the request made by Mr. Xiu must not subvert common sense—that is, things that cannot be achieved by manpower."

After listening, Nakajima Atsushi seemed puzzled and said: "I can understand the first and third items, but in the second item, what does the event with minimal accidental danger refer to?"

Tanizaki Naomi gave him an example, "For example, I asked you to help pass a glass of water."

Atsushi Nakajima understood immediately.

But at the same time, he was even more curious about what a temple cultivator's supernatural power was.

"Mr. Xiu's supernatural ability is very powerful." Tanizaki Junichiro saw his doubts and commented like this.

"So specifically..."

Atsushi Nakajima's question was suddenly interrupted by the ringing of the phone call.

Tanizaki Junichiro, who was sitting opposite him, answered the phone. It was from the clerk upstairs, informing them that a new client had come to the door.

The eyes of Osamu Dazai who pricked up his ears suddenly lit up.

A temple cultivator raised his hand in a calm manner, and greeted the waitress: "Please pack it up, it's okay to put it in a heat-resistant plastic bag, I will find a way to feed him... ah no, just watch him drink." down."

Waitress: "Okay~"

Osamu Dazai yelled in dissatisfaction: "What Xiu wanted to say just now was actually 'pour it in', right! Can you really be so cruel to me?!"

A temple cultivator nodded calmly, "I can."

Although it is very happy to see Osamu Dazai deflated, it is a pity that there is still work waiting for them.Kunikida Doppo coughed and reminded: "We should go."

Osamu Dazai immediately became complacent, got up from his seat, and dragged a temple away, "Let's go, let's work hard."

Kunikida Doppo: "..." Oh, is this still Osamu Dazai who is addicted to skipping work?

Sixiu Yiyi let him drag him out of the coffee shop, but turned around and said to the waitress: "Please pack the coffee for me too, just put it on the table, and I will come to pick it up. Besides, the wallet is on the chair." In the satchel, any card in it can be swiped."

Hearing these rich and powerful words, Osamu Dazai winked at him and said, "Why don't Xiu help me cancel the half-year credit account?"

A temple cultivator glanced at him indifferently, neither agreeing nor objecting.

That is the default!

Just as Osamu Dazai raised his hand, he heard a priest say in a faint tone: "There is no one left for five cups of coffee."

"...Then I won't be able to sleep at night." Osamu Dazai tried to struggle, "If this is the case, I will definitely come to your house to harass you."

"Don't worry." A temple cultivator had thought about it a long time ago, "I will knock you out immediately when it's time to sleep."

"Didn't Xiu say he wouldn't hit me?" Osamu Dazai puffed his face dissatisfied, like a steamed bun.

Yep, that does seem to be a problem.

A temple cultivator thought for a while, and discussed with him: "Just lightly, just one stroke, it will definitely not hurt you."

Dazai Zhizhi said bluntly: "But no matter how light it is, it's still beating people."

A temple cultivator let out a "huh" and said tentatively, "Then I use ether?"

Atsushi Nakajima listened to him: "..."

Also speechless was Osamu Dazai.He sighed and said, "...don't pour me coffee, can't you?"

"It makes sense...but." A temple cultivator's voice turned, still firmly grasping the point of "drinking coffee", "Today, you have to drink these five cups of coffee, and you have to drink it if you don't drink it. No discussion."

Dazai Osamu: "..."