Canary of the gods

A temple repair fell asleep and suddenly woke up.

He was sure he hadn't slept enough, still sleepy.It was as if the eyes were stuck with glue and could not be opened at all.

But he wasn't woken up by the alarm clock, wasn't woken up by a dream, wasn't woken up by cold or heat, didn't want to go to the bathroom, and there was nothing important to worry about today... After excluding all possible reasons for waking up early , then the problem arises.

Why did he suddenly wake up?

A temple cultivator closed his eyes and thought for a while, but couldn't figure out the reason.Wanting to continue to sleep, he covered his head with the quilt and tossed and turned on the bed like a pancake for a long time, but he still couldn't fall asleep.

Anyway, I'm awake, or go to the bathroom.

With this thought in mind, with his fluffy hair and sleepy eyes, he lifted the quilt and got out of bed.

When passing by the corridor, a temple cultivator suddenly felt something strange, as if his home was different from usual.

It's just that his head is not very clear at the moment, and the speed at which his brain accepts and processes information is as slow as if it has froze.When he walked to the door of the bathroom in a daze, he didn't want to understand what was going on.And as soon as the bathroom door was closed, he then forgot about it.

After going to the toilet, he was ready to go back to his room and continue sleeping in the cage.It's just that when passing by the corridor, the strange feeling just now came again.

But unlike before, this time his brain started to work again.

He had just walked to the door of the bedroom when his footsteps stopped suddenly.

He finally found out what was wrong at home——

Who is watching a comedian show in his living room and laughing loudly while pounding the ground? ! !

"whoosh"

A monk disappeared into the corridor.

Meanwhile, in the living room.

Sitting cross-legged on the soft handmade carpet, Osamu Dazai chewed the only bag of potato chips that he dug out from the TV cabinet.The volume of the TV was turned up quite loudly, as if I was afraid that I would not wake up the owner who was sleeping late on the second floor.

At the climax of the show, the wonderful performances of the comedians made the audience and Osamu Dazai laugh out loud.

The latter laughed so hard that his stomach ached, and he even lay down on the carpet and beat the ground vigorously.

At this moment, a temple cultivator suddenly appeared behind the sofa.

The sound of air friction caused by the teleportation was easily covered by the TV and Osamu Dazai's voice, so the latter showed no signs of being alarmed at all.

A temple cultivator looked down at this guy who came uninvited and dared to be so arrogant and presumptuous on his territory, his face was so gloomy that it seemed to be covered with thick dark clouds, and in the next second there would be wind, lightning and heavy rain.

Osamu Dazai laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, he didn't seem to notice the arrival of a temple.

Yiyi Sixiu didn't make a sound to remind him what he meant, and stretched out his right hand expressionlessly, and grasped it out of thin air, and the sharp kitchen knife used for chopping ribs in the kitchen appeared in his hand.

The sofa between the two of them floated without the influence of gravity, making way for a monk.

A temple monk stepped on the plush carpet with bare feet, the footsteps were so light that it was almost inaudible, and quickly walked behind Osamu Dazai.

"That's all for today's show, see you next time, bye~"

Just at this time, the show ended.

The comedians on TV bowed and said goodbye to the audience and the audience in front of the TV, and left the stage amidst a burst of applause.

Osamu Dazai wiped the corners of his eyes that were crying from laughter with the back of his hand, and quickly cleaned up his expression.

He took out a paper towel from the low table next to him, wiped the residue of potato chips on his fingers slowly, and then greeted with a smile: "Ah~ Xiu Jun, good morning!"

He has a leisurely demeanor and a relaxed tone, with a calmness and calmness as if everything is in plan.

"Good morning." A priest's voice was low and hoarse, with deep displeasure.He grabbed Osamu Dazai's hair with one hand, and lifted the latter's head upwards.

"Hey, hey, I don't know your phone number. I rang the doorbell and no one answered the door, so I... hiss——Okay, okay, I know you are very angry, but can you be gentle, your scalp hurts a bit." Dazai Osamu Whispering, the tone of the speech was soft, the ending was unconsciously drawn out, and it turned a few turns, it sounded a bit like being coquettish.

If a grown man spoke so stickily, others would have been disgusted by him, but when it was put on Dazai Osamu, people would not feel the slightest sense of disobedience.

However, a temple cultivator doesn't pay attention to these.

He was pulling Dazai Osamu's hair with one hand, and holding the kitchen knife high with the other. His voice was cold, like a poisonous snake hissing and spitting snake letters in people's ears, making people shudder.

"It's not light. It takes a lot of effort to chop bones into small pieces."

"? Chopped bones?"

Osamu Dazai tilted his head in doubt, and then caught sight of the bone-chopping knife held in the hand of a priest.

Osamu Dazai, who hadn't thought about it before, broke out in a cold sweat, "Um... is there an easier way to die?"

A temple cultivator twitched the corner of his mouth, and said with a fake smile: "Do you think you have a choice?"

Hearing what he said, Osamu Dazai heaved a sigh of relief, not chopping off the knife directly meant there was room for change.

Hiss... He definitely doesn't want to experience this kind of death that hurts when he hears it, okay?

But a temple cultivator is more cruel than he imagined...

"Listen to what I'm going to say next, and you can think about how to die for me. Anyway, you won't suffer, and you will definitely be interested in this matter."

Osamu Dazai said unhurriedly, and didn't pay attention to the bone-chopping knife hanging above his head, as if he was sure that the priest would not do anything to him.

Dare to bargain with him?

A temple cultivator sneered, does this guy really think he is a good stubble?Why don't you decide what kind of death to give him after listening to it?

He nimbly swung the saber and slashed straight at Osamu Dazai's head!

Osamu Dazai wandered leisurely and remained motionless.

With a muffled "dong", the back of the knife hit his head.

"Hey, it hurts so much." Osamu Dazai complained again while covering the place where he was knocked.

"It hurts, what kind of dainty young lady are you?" A priest sneered casually, and let go of his hair.

The kitchen knife was thrown aside by him, disappeared into the air with a "swish", and fell into the kitchen sink with a "bang".

This sound seemed to turn on an invisible switch, and the kitchen suddenly became lively, and breakfast was started tinkling.

Hearing the noise from the kitchen, Osamu Dazai lay on the back of the sofa like a curious baby, opened his eyes slightly and said in surprise, "Oh~ it feels so convenient."

Then in the next second, he quickly raised his hand and said: "I want to thank you one-sidedly for fried eggs~" He didn't treat himself as an outsider at all.

A temple cultivator snorted coldly, stretched out his finger, tapped him from the air, and threatened: "Organize your language well, if you don't give me a satisfactory answer, I will not only destroy you, but also the thing you care about the most." thing."

Then, regardless of Dazai Osamu's reaction, he turned his head and went to the bathroom - he hadn't washed up after getting up.

This guy seems a bit wild and unruly.

Osamu Dazai watched his leaving back, lying on the sofa and thinking casually.

So was the decision he made the right one?

In the bus spontaneous combustion incident a month ago, Osamu Dazai deliberately let the person go, just to prevent the Supernatural Secret Service from noticing Yi Yijiu.

As the protector of the country, society and the people, the government actually has an unknown dark side.

For example, Shibusawa Tatsuhiko, who once caused the death of a large-scale superhuman in Yokohama.

Even if he caused a lot of unnecessary casualties due to his own selfish desires, based on his ability to prevent large-scale wars, the government will turn a blind eye and close them until a "substitute" is found or irreparable losses are caused. Zhiyan, as always, shielded him and hid him.

In addition, the government even created a criminal organization called "Organization No. [-]" to conceal and cleanse crimes in private.And Osamu Dazai, who used to be a cadre of the port mafia, used this mechanism to wash away his files that were so black that they seemed soaked in ink.

Osamu Dazai didn't want a temple to become the second Shibusawa Ryuhiko.

Although the latter can tamper with other people's cognition at will, and even if he is discovered by the special agent department, he can also wash away the memory of the other party, but can he change the "cognition and memory" of the item?

Not to mention others, Dazai Osamu's former friend Ango Sakaguchi can get all the information about the object in a certain period of time by touching the object.Therefore, there is still the possibility of a temple repair being exposed.

The best way to avoid this from happening is to keep the parties out of contact in the first place.

Dazai Osamu didn't know much about Ichijo Jishu, but judging from the events going back in time, at least he wouldn't be a bad person.

But... Osamu Dazai is not sure, if he just leaves this person alone, will he plant a ticking time bomb in Yokohama?

Chaos is about to break out in Yokohama. Compared with Jijiu himself, Osamu Dazai is actually more worried that he will unknowingly step into the trap of some guys and become their pawn.

Therefore, Osamu Dazai decided to solve this problem early.

Jiichi returned to the living room after washing up, and Osamu Dazai was still sitting in the same position watching TV.It's just that this time he watched the local Yokohama news, which seemed to be rebroadcast.

A news anchor is introducing a well-known entrepreneur.A temple cultivator felt that this person's name was familiar, as if he had heard it somewhere.

The entrepreneur was not the only one that made him feel familiar, and then he heard key words such as "painting", "intensive care unit" and "curse".

Then he remembered that he seemed to have heard this news last night, but at that time most of his attention was on his mobile phone, so he only heard a few key words.

But listening to the news, a temple repair found something was wrong.

Although the host mentioned the place where the entrepreneur bought paintings, he only used "a certain gallery" to refer to it, and also coded the signboard of the gallery, but Sixiu Yiyi still recognized the gallery by virtue of the surrounding environment.

Isn't this... the gallery where he sells paintings?