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Maybe it’s because I’ve been writing too much recently, and suddenly the atmosphere dropped sharply, and I couldn’t stand it anymore, woo woo...

Insert a few small tidbits, for everyone...mainly for myself, to liven up the atmosphere!

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The time of this tidbit is a long, long time later, and the substitute host is Bingshan beauty Lan Xin, so I won’t talk nonsense, let’s start with... ahem, let’s start the interview!

Lan Xin: "Hey, since the two protagonists arrived first, let's just say hello first."

Ren Xinyi: "..."

Su Cheng: "..."

Lan Xin was silent: "...Well, it's hard for you. Since the two of you are so impatient, I'll ask directly. Excuse me...Which one of you fell in love with first?"

Su Cheng was speechless: "..." Isn't this nonsense?Who doesn't know yet!

"It should be about the same." Ren Xin was also very serious.

Su Cheng: "...???" What do you call that?

Lan Xin was also quite curious: "Almost?"

Ren Xin also had a serious face: "Yes."

Su Cheng's face hurts: "You mean...you have fallen in love with me a long time ago?"

Ren Xinyi: "Almost!"

"What do you mean almost?" Su Cheng stared, "When did you like me?"

Ren Xin also thought about it for a while: "...I probably liked it the first time we met."

"You talk, you continue to talk." Su Cheng rolled his eyes.

Ren Xin also had a serious face: "No shit, otherwise why would I follow you to the corner and hear the school belle confessing to you?"

Su Cheng didn't believe it.

Ren Xinyi: "Otherwise, if you say you like men, not only did I not laugh at you, but I also teased you?"

Su Cheng: "..." Damn it, are you serious?

Ren Xinyi: "Otherwise, if you are surrounded, I will step forward to rescue you and send you home?"

Su Cheng: "..." Are you serious? ?

Ren Xinyi: "Otherwise, after that, I will often visit your house?"

Su Cheng had a disbelief on his face: "Then...you were so cold when you were my boyfriend."

Ren Xin's eyes flickered: "It's not that I'm inexperienced, I'm still learning, but in the end, you are the best, let's see what you can..."

"Blame me!" Su Cheng's expression darkened.

"Blame me!" Ren Xin also smiled lightly, "Blame me for not learning the art of dating earlier."

Su Cheng bared his teeth: "Who else do you want to learn from earlier? Sisi? Or Gu Yubei?"

Ren Xin also felt a pain in her heart, and said helplessly: "I told you... Sisi is just..."

Su Cheng covered his ears: "I don't listen to me, I don't listen to me, I don't listen to me, I don't want to listen to the scriptures."

Lan Xin blinked her eyes. In order to protect someone's self-esteem, she had to quickly change the subject and asked a second question: "I would rather wake up, yes, or 80 years old?"

Su Cheng was silent for a long time.

"...I may be different from many people. Everyone probably hopes that they will not grow old and stay young, but I have wished countless times,

"When I woke up, I was already very old. I was lying on a rattan chair basking in the sun, with a blanket on my feet, and a sleepy old cat by my feet. Everything was peaceful and quiet."

This is probably the happiest life he can think of.

Lan Xin asked, "Why is it eighty?"

"Hey, isn't eighty good? Or do you think I won't live to be eighty?" Su Cheng asked back instead.

Lan Xin: "..." Dare I say you won't survive?Dare I?

Ren Xin also frowned slightly: "Don't talk nonsense."

Su Cheng glanced at Ren Xinyi, seeing that he took it seriously, he quickly corrected his expression: "Okay!"

Lan Xin laughed secretly: "Go on. Why do you want eighty?"

"Because I don't want to live the life in the middle." Su Cheng took it for granted.

Lan Xin naturally didn't understand.

But Ren Xin also understood immediately.

Although he had never thought about this question before, but now that he thought about it, he understood why Su Cheng didn't think about it. In fact, he himself had expected so.

At the darkest time of his life, he also expected to skip those days, and later, he really skipped it.

But Su Cheng was different. Su Cheng was once so happy, and then a nightmare, he fell into a hell where no one could help him anymore.

Why don't you think about it?

Because it is too bitter...

Because I don't know what to do because I'm so miserable, I would rather give up the most precious youth in the eyes of others, and enter the old age where I can only wait for death.

Thinking of this, Ren Xin felt heartbroken again.

Lan Xin sighed in her heart, "Okay, okay, just ask casually, we will have other guests to participate in the Q&A later on, so... before that, where is Boss Ren? Did you choose eighteen Still eighty."

"Eighty!" Although Ren Xinyi was answering Lan Xin's question, her eyes were silently watching Su Cheng.

That look... just full of dog food! ! !

Lan Xin: "..."

Lan Xin took a deep breath: "Can I ask why?"

Ren Xinyi: "He jumped over it. What's the point of keeping my youth alone? It's better to work together to grow old together."

Lan Xin: "..."

He vomits blood, why do I ask, do I think the dog food is not enough?

Lan Xin really didn't want to continue to watch these two throw dog food by herself, so she got up and let the others in.

Ye Ye was the first to enter the door. She was still the same as usual, with her ponytail tied up high, and she was dressed in a heroic appearance.

Following behind it was Gu Youbei. When these two walked together, it really made people feel that they were both talented and beautiful, and extremely seductive.

But seeing Gu Jixi behind him, it was not so comfortable.

Of course, the discomfort is not due to the hot eyes, but the inner reaction.

But that's not enough, after Gu Jixi came in, another person came in outside the door, it was Chen Jing.

Seeing Chen Jing suddenly, Lan Xin was stunned for a moment, almost uncontrollable, she sneered.

Ye Ye, who was walking in the front, looked up and saw this scene just in time.

Ye Ye: "..."

Why, you used to be venomous to me, but now you sneer at me, did I borrow 800 million from you or did I dig your ancestral grave?

Immediately, Ye Ye found that Lan Xin's eyes fell behind him.

When Ye Ye turned around, he realized that there was another person at the end.

"Tsk!"

Ye Ye couldn't help but also "tsk", "I used to think that there is no such thing as garbage in this world, but after seeing some people, I have seen it, and there really are."

Lan Xin pursed her lips, seeing Ye Ye's reaction, it turned out that they didn't know either.

Su Cheng stood up and waved his hands: "Misunderstanding, I invited the person."

"Tsk!"

This time, there was more than one person who made the "tsk" sound.

Su Cheng tilted his head, and smiled: "Why, Second Young Master Gu can come, why can't Manager Chen come?"

[Chacha: Both of these things can come, why did Ye Shen and Lin Shen come, tsk! 】

Gu Jixi was dissatisfied: "Why, do you have an opinion when I come? You..." Before he could say the word "herringbone", he was caught by Ren Xinyi at a glance.

Gu Jixi touched his nose embarrassingly, and hid behind Gu Yubei.

Ye Ye was not happy anymore. He glanced at Su Cheng who had no reaction at all, and tugged Gu Youbei sullenly.

Gu Youbei took a step back, and Gu Jixi's half body was exposed again.

Gu Jixi: "..."

Chen Jing, who has been forgotten: "..."

After some commotion, everyone finally sat down.

In the beginning, there were few people, and Su Cheng and Ren Xinyi sat far away. Now that there are more people, there is only one set of sofas, and it is the usual combination of 3+2+1.

As the substitute host, Lan Xin took the single seat as a matter of course, and Ren Xin also sat in the double seat at the beginning, but he probably didn't expect that after Su Cheng came in, he would go to the three-person seat alone. down.

Now that there are too many people, Su Cheng is still self-conscious and runs to Ren Xinyi's side by himself, and sits down obediently.

There were three seats left, Ye Ye, Gu Youbei took their seats in turn, Gu Jixi was so thick-skinned, and immediately sat next to his brother.

Only Chen Jing, who came in last, was left silently... silently standing behind the three seats.

Su Cheng pursed his lips: "Come here and sit on the armrest."

Ren Xinyi: "..."

Why, is this kid addicted to helping rivals in love?

Chen Jing was silent for a while, but still shook his head and refused.

Su Cheng didn't say any more.

Lan Xin didn't care what happened to Chen Jing at all, she took the card in her hand and cleared her throat: "Now that everyone is seated, let's start. First of all, what do you think about same-sex love?"

Everyone: "…………"

Lan Xin gritted her teeth: "Don't stare at me, this is not what I want to ask."

Everyone: "..."

Silence and silence.

Seeing that the silence was about to come, Lan Xin had no choice but to roll the roll: "Then let Big Boss Ren speak first!"

Ren Xin also shook my Su Cheng's hand expressionlessly: "...I don't have any opinion."

Lan Xin: "..."

Lan Xin: "What about the little orange?"

Su Cheng turned his head away: "That's it!"

Lan Xin: "..."

Tsk tsk, do you two dare to be more perfunctory?

Lan Xin glanced at the two of them dissatisfied, but under Ren Xinyi's indifferent gaze, she silently turned to the three-person seat.

Gu Yubei smiled slightly: "This is actually not a weird thing, just like some people like carrots, while others like bitter gourd. It's normal to like people of any gender. However, I don't encourage anyone to try something new. , just try it casually, after all, this is not something that can be done casually."

Ye Ye nodded sharply: "Yes, yes, yes, if you like it, you like it. There is no need to emphasize gender."

Gu Jixi snorted coldly: "Hmph, I'm not a homosexual, I'm not the same as some sluts," he said, his eyes swept across Su Cheng viciously, and fell next to him, and his eyes became soft, "He just Like the same sex, and I, only like that one, it has nothing to do with any other... "

Su Cheng raised his eyebrows: Really?

Su Cheng turned his head and kissed Ren Xinyi's thin lips: Hey, it smells so good!

Gu Jixi: "..." Damn it, a bitch is hypocritical.

Everyone: "………………"

Gee! ! !

Lan Xin: "Hehe, since everyone has answered, let's move on to the next question! Excuse me... Who do you think... would cheat?"

Su Cheng sat upright and raised his hand first: "If you practice hard, everyone will be able to."

Everyone: "..."

Are you serious?

What the hell was the most unscrupulous person just now, was they collectively dazzled?

Just when everyone doubted life, Ren Xinyi said lightly, "It's a human being."

Tut tut!This is a pun, yes, yes, not only agreeing with the daughter-in-law, but also warning the daughter-in-law, really worthy of being the big boss.

Lan Xin was quite happy to see this scene, she turned her head and her eyes fell on Gu Yubei.

Gu Youbei: "...I feel that this question is very deep, let me think about it."

Ye Ye: "Think about it, think about it, I will!"

Gu Youbei: "........."

Gu Youbei took a deep look at Ye Ye, are you serious?

Gu Jixi was speechless: "Scum girl."

Ye Ye glared angrily: "You little brother, I'm a scum to your sister, I learned to dance when I was young, what's wrong?"

Gu Youbei: "..."

Gu Jixi: "Learning to dance is amazing, scumbag, scumbag, scumbag, I'll scold you... Damn it, why are you abducting me, Gu Yubei?"

Gu Youbei: "I am your brother."

The implication is, don't you still say that he is a younger brother?

Gu Jixi was angry.

Seeing that the three of them were about to fight, the others seemed to be watching the show with great interest.Only Chen Jing, who stood at the back and had been completely forgotten by everyone, took a sneak peek at Ren Xinyi, and silently complained in his heart: It's really scum.

At this moment, the door, which was only slightly closed, was pushed open by a child.

Zhao Xiaoyou poked out half of his head: "Brother Su Cheng, what is cheating? And what is a scumbag? Is it hawthorn? Is it delicious?

Everyone: "…………"

Why do children mess in? ?

Lan Xin looked at the more and more serious questions in the back silently, "Hey, let's go, don't spoil the children."

Everyone: "…………"

Tsk, so casual?

Su Cheng whispered: "If I had known this, I wouldn't have come."

Ren Xin also leaned closer: "Well, once is enough."

Su Cheng: "..."

Tsk, what the hell, Ren Xin is indeed poisonous.