Grumpy Boys Welcome Spring

Lao Qi took countless deep breaths, and suddenly remembered the smell of fresh water all over his body when the silly jellyfish jumped on him to make beef noodles for him.

No wonder!

Made.

He actually forgot such an obvious thing, and let this mindless jellyfish take a bath in seawater.

Jellyfish have no brains, don't you?

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, Lao Qi came out of the bathroom with a dark face, rummaged through the boxes and cabinets to find a few bottles of mineral water and put them all on the bedside table.

The silly jellyfish has already fallen asleep, and the mineral water will be poured into him tomorrow morning.

"Hoo chirp chirp—"

The mobile phone rang loudly, startling the tense Lao Qi, the alarm sounded all over his body, he quickly took out the mobile phone and turned it off, and then ran to the toilet to see what the hell it was.

It's the sixth child again.

Lao Qi rested his thoughts of calling back, and sat on the edge of the bathtub to start another round of Orphan Jing.

Orphan Jinggang entered the selection interface, and the old seven had quick eyes and quick hands to choose the jungler. Seeing that someone followed him and chose the jungler, he frantically posted his record of winning more than 3000 games with a 100% winning rate, and successfully made the remaining four in the room call Baba.

Then began to kill, kill, die and die, a tragic life.

The brother who was previously scared off by his amazing record chose the top order. Seeing that he was flying, he couldn't help sending a message to question:

[(Teammate) Sansan: Where did the orphan steal the account, and even die like this with a 100% winning rate? 】

This sentence instantly ignited Lao Qi's already tense nerves. Unless a creature like a killer whale is depressed, the more angry it is, the stronger its fighting power will be. It will never give up when it targets its prey.

...He started to provoke all the routes crazily, slipped the enemy on the entire battlefield and ran all the way to the top road, and then flew away by himself, watching the top road die so dead that he couldn't even climb up, and then jumped to the enemy circle.

Following a dazzing and frantic movement, Lao Qi accepted the pentakill, walked to the opponent's defensive tower and took two hits under the eyes of everyone, and returned to the city conveniently.

[(Teammate) Lao Qi: Do you understand, the main reason is that I like to give away. 】

[(Teammate) Sansan: Lead them all to kill me, do you have cat cakes? ? 】

[(Teammate) Old Seven: I'm afraid that you will join the battle indiscriminately so you can't watch me fight seriously. 】

[(Teammate) Sansan: Orphan. 】

After saying these words, Sansan came back to life. He went back to the top lane and repeated taking pawns, being beaten, returning to the city, eating pawns, being beaten, and returning to the city...

The rhythm of the road was stable, and Lao Qi simply squatted in the middle and lower lanes, squatting once to lure once, and finally concentrated on the river for three kills and four kills, and then went to provoke the enemy's defense tower to return to the city for free.

The opponent's mentality collapsed at that time, and he quickly surrendered as soon as the time came.

After exiting the battle interface, Lao Qi, who had just killed Red Eye, was about to continue his battle, when he saw the notification that San San had added him as a friend in the lower left corner.

Is this going to add friends 1v1 to teach him how to be a man?

Lao Qi happily agreed, and was about to start 1v1 when he received a battle invitation.

Just in time!

Lao Qifei hurried in, before he had time to see the situation clearly, he entered the confirmation stage.

5v5.

what's the situation?Are you going to compete with me to play Ye Xiu and operate it yourself?

The old seven clicked to confirm, and he was so crazy.

As a result, when I went in, I saw the message above Sansan's head: "Ba Ba begs to take me."

……Wow.

Kill kill kill, die dead.

[(Teammate) Sansan: Baba please continue to lead me to the top! 】

Only then did Lao Qi notice that he had been fooled!This is a high-scoring whore, an iron slave, the kind who doesn't even want face for the sake of high scores.

Just after molesting the defense tower and returning to the city quickly, the cheap and arrogant Hujiujiu, who belonged to the sixth child, appeared again.

Lao Qi answered the phone impatiently: "What are you doing?"

The sixth child smiled and said, "I brought you a midnight snack, and I am about to bring it to you. I am afraid that you will fall asleep, so I will call you first to wake you up."

"Go away." Lao Qi was about to hang up the phone, when he suddenly remembered the silly jellyfish that was still dead on his bed, pulled his hair irritably, and went out with his mobile phone in his arms.

All the way through the bedroom, he covered the phone's speaker with his hand to prevent the jellyfish from being disturbed by the sound of the game on the phone.

After opening the door, he walked out and closed the door with his backhand. He sat casually on the ground with his back against the door, his slender legs stretched out at will, and he controlled the newly resurrected jungler to slaughter wildly.

Even in order to push the tower quickly, he never let the tower be killed on purpose again, and pushed all the way to the opponent's high ground.

The sign of victory appeared, and Lao Liu's mean face also appeared in front of his eyes.

"Yo, come out and wait for me? You are polite."

Lao Liu let go of his hand, and the black bag in his hand went straight to Lao Qi's body, smashing it hard.

Lao Qi opened it to see, durian.

"Are you sick? You eat shit at night."

The sixth child shrugged: "I don't eat shit during the day."

As he said that, he went straight past Lao Qi and was about to open the door to enter, but was stopped by Lao Qi.

Lao Liu looked suspicious: "What are you doing?"

The seventh child snorted softly: "Squeeze in with the fourth child, I want to sleep by myself."

"Fourth? I don't, he likes to pick his feet, I don't sleep with him."

The sixth child continued to walk inside, but was stopped by the seventh child again: "I pick my feet too, I don't wash my hands, the boss is clean, you look for him."

"Isn't it you?" Lao Liu was a little sleepy at first, but now Lao Qi said that he was energetic. He keenly noticed that there was a story in it: "You are hidden in a golden house? No, Lao Qi, you also started Engage in unspoken rules?"

The old seven was furious: "Hide your fart, dive your head, where is the female killer whale here, let me dive, and get out of here."

Old six non-believers.

He and Lao Qi had the best relationship, they always played games in the same room, but today the monster Lao Qi wanted to drive him away.

If there is no story in it, then there is an accident.

The sixth child was so curious that he scratched his head and slipped in while the seventh child was not paying attention.

I saw the jellyfish on the bed at a glance.

"I'm here—" Lao Liu retracted the foot that stepped in like a spring, and closed the door vigilantly and carefully, looking at Lao Qi with admiration so much that he could only kneel down.

"Old Qi, I misunderstood you before. I never thought that you want jellyfish."

After speaking, he ran so fast that Lao Qi didn't stop him, and just watched Lao Liu's figure and said nothing.

Five minutes later, the group message Didi Didi came.

From the eldest to the youngest, a series of lines: "Seventh child, pay attention to your body."

Followed by a strong man. JPG.

Lao Qi was so angry that he was dizzy before his eyes, squatted on the spot, typing and cursing back.

The content in the group was immediately unsightly, and posting it would affect Xingtu.

But speaking of it this way, he couldn't help feeling a little belatedly afraid.

Just because the jellyfish didn't sting him doesn't mean they won't sting him in the future.

What if the jellyfish is not satisfied and insists on stinging him?

The more I think about it, the more I feel scared, my feet are numb with fear...

Matt, your feet are numb!

作者有话要说：感谢在2020-01-1201:38:25~2020-01-1301:20:13期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 2 bottles of Gunnr;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!