I'm a mustard omega

I stand in front of the three-meter-high and two-meter-wide full-length mirror in the bedroom of my stinky little Omega nephew, inlaid with gorgeous gold rims and red lip appliqués, admiring rare and antiques, moving myself back and forth from head to toe, from foot to head After looking back and forth over a dozen times, I resolutely took off the light pink long trench coat brought back by my unreliable Omega mother.

I don't know where my mom got these amazing colors and styles, I just think my mom's aesthetic has deteriorated with age to the point of no cure.

"Ah, are you dissatisfied?" My mother innocently took out a fluorescent green short coat and a pair of fluorescent green leggings from the shopping bag lying on the floor, and looked at me innocently. Said, "Why don't you try this? This is the latest limited-edition high-end custom suit from Meiyi Meilun. It is said that it can fully show the youth and vitality of young people."

I don't know if the youth and vigor of young people can be fully displayed, I only know that once I wear this dress on my body, I will fucking become a walking confession.

I looked at the shiny green jacket and trousers, and then at my mother who was covered in green light, and asked calmly, "Did they persuade you to order a hat of the same color?"

Before my mother could reply, my 12-year-old Omega nephew, Lin Mingrui Xiaolin, who was sitting on the side eating melon seeds and watching the fun, had already bent over with his arms around his stomach and laughed.

My mother looked at the clothes in her hand in embarrassment, and threw them back into the handbag in embarrassment: "Okay, it's a bit ugly."

After finishing speaking, she persistently found a sweater with bear ears on the hood and a pair of light brown sweatpants, and spread them out in front of me tremblingly: "What do you think of these two? The limited editions released are said to be able to fully demonstrate the liveliness of young people."

I--

I no longer have any hope for my mother's aesthetics and IQ.

I was physically and mentally exhausted, ah no, I took her old man's hand calmly, and explained calmly: "Mom, I'm going on a blind date, not playing monkey, please find me two clothes that don't look so stupid?"

My mother looked around and stuffed the bear sweater into my hand: "You try it first, and I'll find something else for you."

I might as well accept it respectfully, I might as well walk to the next door and change out of that wonderful light pink long windbreaker and black slacks, and put on this child’s clothing that looks mentally handicapped and brain-dead, which is no different from the enlarged version Limited edition Elsevier.

I walked out of the room and stood in front of the full-length mirror that took up most of the wall, and immediately felt that my IQ had dropped below sea level in a flash.My stinky little Omega nephew saw it and laughed so hard that he rolled out of the big old armchair in his bedroom that was so overly decorated that it could be used as a bed.

Seeing this, my mother persevered to find another gay purple waist shirt with tattoos all over her body and a pair of snow-white jeans...

Comrade Yan Jiuxiao, my confidant who had been waiting in the living room an hour ago, finally got impatient, knocked on the open bedroom door, looked into the room, and asked, "May I come in? "

"Come in!" I looked at the clothes in my mother's hands in despair, and looked at the shopping bags all over the floor, then turned my head and said to Yan Jiuxiao who didn't know where to get off, "If you can get in."

Yan Jiuxiao collected the shopping bags on the ground, walked up to me like an excavator all the way, and asked strangely, "Have you changed yet?"

I reached out and pulled the hat with bear ears on my head, put my hands on my hips, and asked righteously: "Do you think your friend is willing to go on a blind date with an underage bear boy?"

When Yan Jiuxiao saw my silly image, he immediately burst into joy. He stretched out his hand and tugged at my bear ears, grinning uncontrollably and saying, "Don't tell me, he really likes this, very much Moe."

I……

I picked up the 9000K full-color photo album that included a hundred 16 years, and found the handsome, gentle, and beautiful man in ancient costume on the sixth page, and asked calmly: "Are you sure we are talking about the same thing?" personal?"

"Of course." Yan Jiuxiao glanced quickly, and immediately replied extremely firmly.

Yan Jiuxiao's unusually firm answer didn't give me any confidence. After all, it would be so hot to stand together with a silly bear boy and an ancient handsome boy, so I asked suspiciously: "Are you sure this 9000 The once-in-a-year handsome guy won't make a grand appearance in ancient costumes?"

When Yan Jiuxiao heard it, he laughed immediately, and he tugged at my bear ears again: "Don't worry, it's not cosplay."

"Okay." I accepted this reason without difficulty, and after making sure that Yan Jiuxiao's friend can accept my outfit, I changed into a pair of matching bear shoes and went with Yan Jiuxiao like a fool. got in the car.

The location of this blind date is said to be at the well-known Riverside clubhouse in the city center, but just as we saw the gate of the clubhouse, Yan Jiuxiao suddenly turned around and sped away in the opposite direction as if seeing a ghost.

I sat in the passenger seat with a paralyzed face and looked at the Binjiang clubhouse that was within reach and the handsome 9000-year-old guy who had never met before getting farther and farther away from us. With a paralyzed face, I asked Yan Jiuxiao who suddenly turned around and ran away: "Did you see the hell?"

Yan Jiuxiao looked at the rearview mirror with lingering fear, and seemed to be relieved when he saw that the person or thing that frightened him did not catch up: "It's not a ghost, it's a troublesome person."

"Troublesome person?" I squinted my eyes, and my heart was as still as water, and I made a note of this troublesome person who ruined my blind date plan, "Who? Take him back and I'll smoke him to death for you!"

Yan Jiuxiao continued to drive forward for a while with a toothache on his face, and then slowly stopped the car and replied, "The one you have seen is the one you were on a blind date with last time."

"Just that widower Mr. Beta Wang who cheated me of a table full of Chinese?"

"Correct."

"He is unkind, unrighteous, unfaithful, unfilial, with a straight face and heart, why do you need to be afraid of him?" I slapped the center console righteously, "Go, bring back my table full of Chinese people!"

Comrade Yan Jiuxiao, who dared to throw my brother, an Alpha with a strong and fearless aura, against the wall, faced such a Beta who didn't even have Alpha's exclusive skills, somehow he was scared, he After hemming and hawing for a long time, I finally stammered out a sentence: "Well, I have already brought the money back."

I--

All right, I knew that profiteer Yan Jiuxiao couldn't be so generous.However, despite this, it doesn't make sense for him to turn around and run away like a ghost when he sees Mr. Beta Wang?

I have a hunch that there must be something tricky in it.

Sure enough, unable to stop my sharp eyes from cutting him back and forth like a chainsaw, Comrade Yan Jiuxiao finally revealed the answer with a shameful face: "He's been chasing me recently, it's too difficult."

I--

I think either I am hallucinating or the world is crazy.

Mr. Beta Wang, a widower who once married a wife and gave birth to a son, is going to change his mind and start a new life to marry Yan Jiuxiao and give birth to monkeys for him?