I'm a mustard omega

Preparing myself to be damned, I staggered home in my four-wheeled electric car that was about to fall apart at any moment.

However, contrary to what I expected, my Alpha brother, who was more mother-in-law than my mother all day long, was dragged into the blacklist by me today, and my Alpha father, who was so powerful in the past and then became a gangster, did not catch rape as usual. blocked me at the gate.

In the middle of the night, I walked through the gate, fountain, flower garden and veranda to the front of the building. Not only did I not see any windows in my small western-style building lit up, even the street lights that must be turned on every night in the front yard were dark.

I stood outside my building with the key of my electric car in my pocket, staring at the dead glass door and imagining a case of killing the door in a dark moon and a high vengeance every minute.

While thinking about it, I couldn't help but really worry.

Because in this dead and silent night, even the pastoral dog that my stinky little Omega nephew picked up from the side of the road, who always likes to chase me and bite, didn't come out and bark at me.

I was deeply aware of the unusual silence of the night today, so I immediately stooped down and touched the door of the living room a little bit by the wall, and then pushed the cold and dark door open bit by bit like a thief. The glass door quietly squeezed into the living room.

In order not to scare the snake away, I didn't even dare to turn on the flashlight of my mobile phone. I patted the black cat and walked cautiously towards the stairs step by step.

However, as soon as I moved two or three steps, the lights in the living room suddenly brightened like daytime.

I was so startled that I jumped in place, quickly squinted my eyes and quickly scanned around vigilantly.

The bright and blinding living room is full of my parents, my mother, my brother, my sister-in-law, my sister, my brother-in-law, my eldest nephew, my little nephew, my niece, my nephew, and that stupid pastoral dog that has no borders. The whole family has different expressions. He looked at me without moving.

I was so scared that my heart twitched and I almost died on the spot.

It's so fucking scary and scary!

I feel that sooner or later I will fall into the hands of my unreliable family.

I almost went to the Palace of Hades to report again. I completely forgot that I was at fault late at night, and said angrily: "You don't sleep at night, what are you doing?"

My voice seemed to undo the immobilization method on everyone in an instant, and the whole family immediately stood up and surrounded me, flooding me with a lot of questions.

My mother: "Son, it's the first time in 29 years that I have successfully left the order. Where do I want to go and buy something tomorrow? Shall we have a party to celebrate?"

My little nephew: "Uncle, when, where and how did you hook up with such a superbly handsome guy? Quickly teach me, I will give you all my cosmetics!"

My eldest nephew: "Uncle, is that the doctor? I thought he was cunning at first glance, but now I see that he is really a drunkard! Uncle, don't be fooled! I promised you to marry me when I was young." Yes! Don't change your mind!"

My sister-in-law: "Jinghe, which family is Yan Jiuxiao from? What is the rank? Are there any brothers and sisters in the family? Are the parents getting along well? How old is this year? Will he hurt others? Before you married him You have to be thoughtful, there is only one major event in life, so be careful not to be sloppy!"

My sister: "You actually picked up an unmarried Alpha? Are you sure he's really healthy?"

My brother-in-law: "Yan Jiuxiao? Isn't that the brother's son of your father's deadly rival's daughter-in-law? Are you sure it's okay to marry your father's deadly rival's in-laws?"

My dad: "Huh!"

My niece and nephew: "Uncle, will you bring us comic books and delicious food when you get married?"

My brother: "I helped you to do a hard investigation, but I was kept in the dark after a long time of trouble? Lin Jinghe, you are really talented, don't call me brother again in the future!"

Pastoral dog: "Wow!"

I:"……"

I know they must have read the statement posted on my social account and believed it all. I have a splitting headache. I don’t know why my family, who is usually smarter than humans, has a worse IQ drop than me. , I can't beat ten people alone, so I had to raise my voice and shout: "Can you calm down!"

The family who were chattering all over the place just now replied surprisingly unanimously: "No!"

"Okay." I resorted to my trump card, "If you can't, just sleep for three days and three nights!"

As soon as I finished speaking, before the pheromone could be released on a large scale, my parents, my mother, my brother, my sister, my brother-in-law, and my sister-in-law quickly stepped back and covered my face with the gas mask prepared in advance, and did not forget The four children who had time to retreat.

Immediately, I felt a sense of frustration like a tiger falling into Pingyang and Longyou Shoal.

I didn't want to listen to the nonsense of this group of people who were not clear-headed and didn't want to listen to people's excuses. I threw the car keys and stepped out of the living room to my bedroom next door.

As soon as I left, after a few seconds of silence behind me, I heard my sister-in-law wearing a gas mask suddenly ask my brother loudly: "Are you really not mistaken? I don't think Jinghe's mood is very high? Could it be that Jinghe And actually unrequited love?"

I--

Who the hell put a loudspeaker on the gas mask, I'm afraid it's not lethal or something? !

My single dog, who has been single for 29 years, seemed to be pierced by an arrow, so I reluctantly accelerated my pace.

My brother's voice came through the loudspeaker on the gas mask as quickly as a sharp sword: "That's right!"

I'm going to kill the guy with the megaphone tomorrow!

"If Yan Jiuxiao is not interested in our Jinghe, why should he pay back the 30 or [-] that he owes the hotel for him? Why should he destroy Jinghe's blind date and take the opportunity to make a photo album of his own photos and give it to Jinghe?" Before closing the door, he panted and explained again like a flash of light.

I--

I was shocked and suddenly remembered something.

I immediately opened the door and went back to the living room and walked up to my brother: "Have you found all the one hundred people you asked to check?"

"Don't you know better than me?" My brother asked back, "You have made public statements on Weiweibo, why are you pretending to be stupid with me?"

An answer is ready to come out in my heart, but I still can't believe it, after all, there is no photo of himself among the one hundred handsome guys that Yan Jiuxiao promised to introduce to me.

In fact, the beautiful summoned beast did not gather a hundred people within the stipulated time. In order to avoid punishment for breaking the oath, it put its own photo on the last page of the album.

I remember that when I turned to the last page, I saw a photo of a stranger and made fun of Yan Jiuxiao: "I thought you would add yourself."

Yan Jiuxiao asked heartlessly: "Do you think I should add it?"

I ran back to my bedroom to find the 9000K full-color photo album that included a hundred 16-year-old handsome guys, carefully and conscientiously flipped through it one hundred and one times from beginning to end, this time even a look and a hair He didn't miss anything, and still didn't see any shadow of Yan Jiuxiao.

Filled with righteous indignation, I justly pushed the open photo album to my brother's chest: "Which one is Yan Jiuxiao, if you dare to find out, I will dare to stand on my head in the toilet!"

My brother sneered, filled with righteous indignation, and confidently closed the album and came back: "All of them."