I'm a mustard omega

I was so embarrassed that the soles of my feet caught fire, and the top of my head smoked.I don’t think there is anything more outrageously disrespectful than a first date with a blind date who brazenly hangs up for six hours and asks him to make up for three tickets.

I scratched my head in embarrassment, trying to save the image of myself that has been crushed into scum and can't be picked up: "I'm so sorry, today's incident was purely accidental, next time I invite you to watch a movie, You choose the movie."

Yan Jiuxiao played with the car key and turned it in his hand, noncommittal: "Have dinner first or go home first?"

My eyes lighted up, and I intuitively felt that a god-sent opportunity to make up for my mistakes had come!

I was so excited that I almost fainted, but in order to quickly solve my life-long affairs, I still survived the dizziness abruptly. The orange sign replied: "Dinner! This time I invite you! You see, the March and a half sheep scorpion on the street is quite good, clean and full of flavor. I had a meal with Teacher Lanxiang three months ago. I haven’t had a chance to go again, I’ve been craving it for a long time, and you must like it too.”

An hour and a half later, I was full of food and drink, and I regretted the decision I made when my head was hot.

March and a half sheep scorpions are as delicious as ever. They are so delicious that people can’t stop. As a result, I found that I can’t carry my hands on my shoulders and can’t run 1000 meters. Jiuxiao eats a lot.

I feel that my embarrassment index has skyrocketed to a new level, and I am almost self-taught, becoming immortal and becoming embarrassing.

I slumped on Yan Jiuxiao's clean, tidy and fragrant co-pilot seat with my stomach full of food, and found that I was full of food and drink, and started to fight eyelids again. Shaking to sleep.

I……

I think that in Yan Jiuxiao's eyes, I have become a little fat pig who can happily live his whole life after eating and sleeping.

I don't know what's wrong with me today, but I'm sure I wasn't like this before. Even if I stayed up all night to catch up on a draft, I would at most yawn twice the next day, not to mention that I didn't stay up late at ten o'clock last night. It's time to fall asleep.

There was another cramp-like pain in my stomach, and I couldn't help thinking, could it be that the symptoms of post-estrus syndrome will increase with age?

The more I think about it, the more I think it is possible. The more I think about it, the more I think that even if I don’t think about not getting married before my 30th birthday and going to the bathroom on my head for the rest of my life, I should marry myself early and get rid of the post-estrus syndrome early. troubled.

So I tried my best to hold up my eyelids, forced myself to straighten my body, and stood up to the door of the house as if I were dying.

I finally made it to the door of the house and almost fell asleep without paying attention. When I saw the bright white light bulb at the door, it was like seeing my long-lost Omega old mother. My nose was sore and I almost fell off with excitement. Tears come.

finally arrived at home!

I'm really worried that if I stay with Yan Jiuxiao and Yan Xiaowei for one more minute, this life-and-death blind date will be ruined by me.

As soon as I returned to my heart, I hurriedly said something, and hurriedly touched the car door and held the door handle to get out of the car.

But just as I moved half of my butt, the next second, I was dragged back by Yan Jiuxiao who looked fascinated: "Wait a minute."

I--

I supported my stomach and forced my eyelids to look at the hand that grabbed my sleeve, raised my eyes and smiled awkwardly at the unpredictable Yan Jiuxiao, and told a cold joke: "Why? You want to give me a good night kiss Or what?"

Yan Jiuxiao was stunned for a moment, then slowly let go of the claws holding my arm, and coughed lightly, "It's not impossible."

I:"……"

In view of Yan Jiuxiao's small handicap, which always caught people off guard, I immediately dodged back and waved my hands quickly: "Don't! I was just telling a joke. I just said it like that, and you just smiled like that. How dare you laugh?" My goodnight kiss, I promise that I will be so excited that I will immediately faint in your car and not wake up for a week. I will go back first if I have nothing to do, next time I will treat you to a movie."

"Wait."

As soon as my claws touched the doorknob, my whole body was suddenly grabbed back by Comrade Yan Jiuxiao. Yan Jiuxiao stared at me for a moment, hesitant to say anything, and I thought he was dissatisfied with my performance today and wanted to go back on what I said. When he continued to go on blind dates with me, let alone marry me, he finally choked out a sentence: "Are you always feeling unwell recently?"

I--

Secretly, a cold sweat broke out on my brow and I was thinking about how to save my shattered and muddy image. My nerves relaxed and I almost knelt down and kowtowed him three times.

I don't see what's so difficult to ask about this question, but it frightened me to think about it wildly for a long time before I asked this question.

Fortunately, the space in the car is too small to use it, otherwise I would definitely kneel down to him.

I'm really not feeling well recently because of the estrus period, but we've just reached the second stage of the blind date, and the relationship is not close enough to discuss this kind of issue, so I started to give full play to my instinct to talk nonsense Yi Tiantian said nonsense: "Uh, no, it's just that I played a game all night last night, so I'm not in a good state today."

Yan Jiuxiao——

Yan Jiuxiao's face darkened at a speed visible to the naked eye: "From now on, we are not allowed to stay overnight."

I:"……"

I don't know if I stepped on Yan Jiuxiao's sore foot again all night, but I know Yan Jiuxiao is really angry.

As soon as Yan Jiuxiao got angry, I immediately felt cold all over, my nose was sweating, my blood pressure rose, and even my liver trembled three times.

In order to prevent my precarious and messy image from falling to the ground and falling into the mud again and again and never being able to get back up forever, I had no choice but to continue to develop my talent of opening my eyes and telling nonsense, disregarding human relations and natural principles, and distorting the facts: "Haha, open It's a joke, the fact is that I got excited last night when I thought about going on a blind date with you today, and I didn't fall asleep all night."

Yan Jiuxiao——

Yan Jiuxiao's face softened at a speed visible to the naked eye, so that in the end, he smiled helplessly and rubbed my hair: "Fool."

I--

I think Yan Jiuxiao's gesture of stroking my hair is comparable to that of my stinky little Omega nephew stroking the pastoral dog he picked up from the roadside, but as long as this ancestor is no longer angry, let alone the pastoral dog, he is stroking the Tibetan mastiff bit Caucasian I also let him masturbate.

I was calmly brushed by Yan Jiuxiao for a long time, and when my head was almost bald, Yan Jiuxiao suddenly said softly, "I didn't sleep well last night."

I--

I raised my head in surprise, and what I saw was the shirt that Yan Jiuxiao suddenly approached.

Immediately afterwards, someone tapped my forehead lightly, and Yan Jiuxiao's voice sounded softly above my head: "Kiss good night, have a good dream."