I'm a mustard omega

I was surprised, ah no, I wrinkled my nose and sniffed calmly, and found that there was a faint mustard smell in the air. I don’t know if it was released by my accidental mood swings just now or the 20 days when I was unconscious. The doctor who treated me for many hours didn't get rid of the pheromones in time.

Of course, I can't take the initiative to admit that the mustard smell is the pheromone released by me. After all, this alpha male doctor with bad eyesight and good nose immediately believes that I am an out-and-out little Beta.

No, I'm not a kid anymore, and I'm not a Beta either.

But this does not prevent my righteousness from being groundless.

I looked at his gentle peach blossom eyes calmly, and replied out of conscience: "No, I don't eat wasabi, and there is no wasabi here, you must have an illusion and you probably went to the wrong ward, now please go out immediately Thanks."

I don't know which word, which punctuation, which tone in my sentence hit the point of laughter of this Alpha male doctor, and I was serious in my words and didn't mean to be funny at all, he actually burst out laughing.

Alpha is born to be a contagious creature. This alpha male doctor with bad eyesight, sharp nose and weird smile seems to not only inherit this excellent trait, but also refine and sublimate this magical contagious power to the extreme.

I only feel plum blossoms in the first month, spring orchids in March, peach blossoms in April, peonies in May, roses in June, white lotus, Phoenix fairy in July, osmanthus in August, golden chrysanthemum in September, hibiscus in October, and hibiscus in November. Daffodils and firethorns in December bloomed in front of me in row upon row, layer upon layer, bustling and bustling.

Damn, ah bah, my mom was woken up by his contagious laughter.

The Alpha male doctor with a strange smile saw my Omega mother with a mediocre EQ and an IQ of minus 54 degrees slowly wake up, turned around and asked with concern, "Little Omega, are you eating?" Wasabi?"

my mother--

It seems that this alpha male doctor who came out of nowhere really has bad eyesight. My 18-year-old pregnant, 19-year-old married, 24-year-old gave birth, and now I have a 15-year-old grandson. Fifty to four, if my all-powerful Alpha father heard him call my old mother, who could almost be his grandmother, by such a modest name, he would probably have died by now.

It's a pity that my father, who became an alpha dog, has long since disappeared without a trace, and my old mother, who loves her son so dearly, has no time to care about his faux pas, because her whole attention is absorbed by the "mustard" Word caught.

This violated her taboo.

Ever since I was born, she couldn't see mustard, smell mustard, hear mustard let alone let her eat mustard!

She pointed to the door with righteous words and replied solemnly: "Sorry, I don't eat wasabi and there is no wasabi here. This is a ward and not a restaurant. I guess you are sure and you must have gone to the wrong set. Please go out immediately and bring it to the door. Thank you! "

The same words are correct, the same righteous words are used, the same words are not added, this time the Alpha male doctor with bad eyesight did not smile!

He looked blankly at my mother and then at me, and asked uncertainly, "Is there really no mustard?"

"No! Please get out!" My mother and I responded with one voice and made a concerted effort.

"Okay." The Alpha male doctor hesitantly took two steps towards the door, and suddenly turned around and asked reluctantly, "Is there really no mustard?"

"No! Please get out immediately!"

"Okay." The Alpha male doctor hesitated and took two steps towards the door, and suddenly turned around and asked reluctantly, "Is there really no mustard?"

"No! Please go out immediately!"

"Okay." The Alpha male doctor...

My mother was angry: "You fucking go on and on and on, haw, haw, haw, haw, haw, haw, haw, haw, and turn your head three times, believe it or not, I'll screw your head off so that it will never go back?!"

The alpha male doctor touched his head in embarrassment, and walked out in three steps at a time.

I exchanged glances with my old mother who was just called Little Omega, and my mother sighed: "What a handsome Alpha, but it's a pity that he's a fool."

"Yes, it must have escaped from a mental hospital. Don't be as knowledgeable as him." I comforted him calmly.

my mother……

Before my mother had time to express her deep sympathy and condolences to that Alpha with unfunny eyes and weird eyes who repeatedly violated her taboo, that Alpha who deserved to be beat up pushed the door open again and asked with a face full of astonishment: "Is this the chest?" Internal medicine?"

I--

I didn't want to express any opinion on his uneasy eyes anymore, I replied calmly: "This is the Omega zone, please close the door and thank you."

This Alpha, whose eyesight was so bad that he was no different from being blind, immediately turned pale with shock, his knees softened, and ran away in a panic without closing the door: "It's over, it's over, my poor The heart patient must be dead now!"

The poor heart patient didn't die.

Because this alpha male doctor with bad eyesight and craziness went around several times in the hospital building, and then turned back to my ward, he unexpectedly found out that I was the one who made the call for help, and his heart patient was my mother.

He looked at me, then at my mother, and asked again uncertainly: "Isn't this a chest surgery department?"

"This is the Omega Zone, please close the door and thank you." I have given up any hope for his eyes and brain, and now I hope he can close the dangling door that makes me dizzy.

But this brainless alpha male doctor obviously not only can't understand the meaning between the lines, he can't even understand the literal meaning.

No, he probably probably didn't even hear what I was saying!

He asked in surprise, "So you are Little O, not Little B?"

I think the reason why he likes to use small characters to address others is that he is either a sophisticated old goblin or an uncivilized primitive man.

I can't fight old goblins or primitive people, so I replied calmly: "No, old A, I'm not little O or little B, I'm Omega, please close the door and thank you."