I'm a mustard omega

This proposal is excellent.

I pinched my fingers and licked the corner of my mouth calmly.

Another week will be the end of the month, but I haven't handed in my drawing for this month. If I accidentally hang up on a blind date, my Omega is more stingy than Omega and more alpha than Alpha. Editor-in-charge The Big Bad Wolf's Little Red Riding Hood children's shoes are afraid that they will either dig me out of the grave and flog my corpse, or they will chase me to the palace of the king of hell to demand my life.

As a soul painter who is admired by Omega, feared by Alpha, and regarded as an equalitarian leader by Beta, I don't want to be ravaged by people in every possible way after I die, let alone spend all my working capital for this blind date to customize it. The make-up in the late stage of severe heart disease perfectly matches the widower with long face, toad eyes and protruding ears.

If I accidentally hang up, wouldn't my precious makeup be whitened? !

No, I can't let this precious makeup turn white.

I squinted my big black eyes, looked sharply at this old A who was putting aside his work and not doing it, but wanted to go on a blind date with me and secretly had no idea what he was planning, and asked calmly, "Really?"

"Seriously." Comrade Yan Jiuxiao's eyebrows and the corners of his mouth curled up, and his big face, which was ashamed and full of shame, came closer to me, and stretched out his hand to pinch my chin, "Have you got sand in your eyes? I blow to you?"

"No, no need!" I was terrified, ah no, I patted off his paw wrapped in gauze several times and still didn't know what to do, took a step back, and opened my big black eyes that had just been narrowed into a slit, "You Make an offer."

"Offer?" Comrade Yan Jiuxiao, the decipherer, didn't know whether he pretended to be confused or his IQ dropped and he began to fail to understand human speech.

I think he looked at me like an idiot, but I still nodded calmly: "As a private doctor, how much labor fee do I need to pay you? The funds have all been spent, and I am now penniless, and I hope you will accept credit."

Comrade Yan Jiuxiao, who looked like he had just brought his IQ to the line, stared at my make-up in the late stage of a severe heart attack for a few seconds, and suddenly smiled at me with a bright face, just when I thought he was going to be cool Raising his chin wildly, waving his big hands and telling me with disdain that his doctor is benevolent and upright, the little money is not worth mentioning, but he said, "Then two thousand?"

I calculated it with my fingers, and I could barely accept it: "Okay——"

"Hourly." Comrade Yan Yan, who immediately started to hang up his IQ as soon as it went online, added with a bright face.

I--

I somewhat overestimated the mind of this chief physician of chest medicine.

I asked calmly, "Why don't you play your cards according to the routine?"

Comrade Yan Jiuxiao, whose IQ was so low, smiled triumphantly: "Is there any reason not to give free money?"

I--

I suddenly had an ominous premonition.

I think the future of a blind date with this Alpha male doctor, Comrade Yan, whose IQ goes up and down from time to time and can’t understand human language, is uncertain and full of uncertainties. Comrade Yan, who is obsessed with IQ, after all, we just negotiated the price just now.

Twenty minutes later, I rode an ambulance on a hanging bottle and arrived in front of the hotel where the widower, Mr. Beta Wang, had an appointment with me.

Mr. Beta Wang, the widower, seems to be very much looking forward to this blind date. He has been waiting in the hotel lobby half an hour before the appointed time, and his father, mother, grandparents, aunts and uncles are also with him. Brothers, sisters-in-law, brothers, younger brothers, sisters, sons, daughters, neighbors, neighbors, etc. Wuyang Wuyang mighty and mighty, shoulder to shoulder a large crowd.

Those who knew it were a blind date, but those who didn't know thought it was a marriage.

The pomp is a bit big, which is a good sign.

I am satisfied, ah no, Xinruzhishui put his pale, snow-like left paw on Yan Jiuxiao's right hand, which was covered with gauze several times, and greeted all kinds of eyes like a queen. Walking into the lobby of the hotel, he came to the very recognizable widower Mr. Beta Wang.

This Mr. Wang is much more reliable than Mr. Naqi, at least he has not lost his own characteristics.

Probably because my make-up in the late stage of a severe heart attack was too realistic, the widower Mr. Wang couldn't help asking when he saw me: "Do you have a heart attack?"

This question is slightly more difficult, because I don't know if heart failure is a heart attack. After all, my heart was always alive and kicking before I doubled the inhibitors.

As I was thinking about how to answer, Comrade Yan Jiuxiao, who was obsessed with IQ and was carrying a bottle holder next to me, volunteered to answer for me: "No, he just has a weak heart."

"Heart failure? Isn't this the symptom of the late stage of severe heart disease?" Widower Beta Wang frowned, and his long face, which was as pale as mine, grew longer.

"Of course not," Yan Jiuxiao held the bracket in his left hand and supported my paw with his right hand, crossing his arms and assured him, "I'm an expert in the Department of Chest Medicine of the No. [-] Municipal Hospital, so I still have some common sense."

Mr. Wang nodded suspiciously, and led me to the seat he had already reserved.

I sat down with a calm heart, and saw Comrade Yan Jiuxiao, who claimed to be an expert in thoracic medicine in the city's first hospital, sitting next to me.

I was surprised, ah no, I winked at him calmly: "Why are you sitting next to me?"

Yan Jiuxiao looked at the medicine bottle on the iron shelf, then at me, and gave me a clever wink: "I'm waiting to change your medicine."

"What about my blind date, you want to be a light bulb?" I frowned, and continued to wink at him calmly.

"Blind dates are terrible, don't you want to die?" Yan Jiuxiao raised his eyebrows, and winked at me again.

I--

Well, I was actually persuaded by the pajamas he gave me, ah bah.

Mr. Beta, the widower who has been watching me and Yan Jiuxiao flirtatiously since we sat down, cleared his throat and finally couldn't stand it any longer: "May I ask, this is..."

I……

Before I could open my mouth, Yan Jiuxiao cut off my words quickly: "I'm his big cousin, it's okay, you guys talk, don't worry about me. By the way, have you ordered? Give me some mustard .”

I don't know if it's a good thing that this old Yan Jiuxiao, who is arbitrarily dating, has his ears, eyes, hands, brain and mouth online at the same time and is hanging out, but my ominous premonition is getting stronger and stronger.

I have a hunch that this time I have spent all my working capital and placed 12 points on the blind date that I expect to risk my life.