I'm a mustard omega

Yan Jiuxiao, the old bastard, asked me three consecutive questions, ruthlessly, quickly and accurately, poking my sore foot.

It's not that I'm afraid that I won't be able to get married, but that I probably won't have the chance to get married at all!

God knows which snarky Omega told me that the leak of pheromones when I was born stunned a whole building like a biochemical weapon explosion, and the entire Alpha class, which accounts for 12.00% of the total population of Cangmin State, beat me up Since birth, there has been an unprecedented trend of early love, early pregnancy, early marriage and early childbearing, and some even worse families have raised baby relatives upstream in such a civilized and enlightened day.

As a good young man in the new century, I naturally sneered at these immoral, ignorant, and seriously inconsistent behaviors that are seriously inconsistent with the trend of history. My brother’s friend, my sister’s friend, my friend, our relative’s friend, and friend’s friend’s friend, from the 70-year-old to the 14-year-old, all of them already have a partner!

And on the day I became an adult, the divorce rate of the Alpha class in Cangmin State hit an all-time low, -88.9%!

That is to say, overnight, 100% of the divorced Alpha remarried with his ex-wife, and 100% of the divorced Alpha hugged his Omega's big thick legs tightly, 100% %Alpha who had no intention of divorcing had never thought of divorcing her Omega all her life.

At the same time, almost all the cool bullies in the Cangmin Kingdom rely on their powerful Alpha exclusive skills to domineering at home and ignore their Omega spouses. As a result, the divorce rate has always been high. Possessed by the Holy Spirit, he has become a model husband who can go up to the hall and go down to the kitchen.

And Cang Min Country's family happiness index soared crazily as if the brakes failed all the way, and the geometric multiples rose in a straight line, and now it has reached 999999.99%!

This also means that Alpha Quancang Minguo, who is the best match for Omega, probably has only one single Alpha who is under 70 years old and over 14 years old and unmarried and childless!

And this single Alpha who is neither afraid of my wasabi-flavored pheromone nor worried about being forcibly matched by my Alpha father in Cangmin country is the grandson of my father's nemesis Mr. Sun.

Whenever this grandson is mentioned, the soles of my feet are on fire and smoke is rising from my head.

I don't know when, where, and what I did to offend this bubbly bastard Sun Xiaowang, I've never even seen his face, and he actually shouted on social accounts and laughed at me for being mustard The pheromones in my life will never marry me, and I will go around with great fanfare, saying that if I can marry myself before the age of 30, he will go to the bathroom upside down.

Of course, a broad-minded person like me who is as calm as water and calm will not lose my identity by haggling with such a brainless brat, but my beloved son is as ruthless as an enemy. He is proud of being unmarried and first pregnant, ashamed of late marriage and late childbirth, even in high school. The old Omega mother, who was abducted by my dad before finishing, quit.

She also yelled at Mr. Sun’s little bastard Sun from the air on her social account, and also publicized with great fanfare that if I can’t marry myself before the age of 30, I will go to the toilet upside down.

In order to show her tough stand, she even made this into an advertisement and played it on loop for a whole year on the national radio station with the highest ratings and the most popular shopping malls in Cangmin country!

I--

I don't know who I've provoked, and I don't know why I have to go to the bathroom upside down if I can't get married. I just know that the two of them will fight if they don't agree with each other. The person concerned feels the blessing of fine points, I can hardly find the Beta now!

Yan Jiuxiao Yan old bastard is even more hateful than that bastard Sun Xiao bastard. His own wife and children's happiness index has turned 360 degrees in the air. He even has the face to ask me why I'm afraid I can't get married by myself!

Of course, he is not the one who has to go to the bathroom upside down, is not the one who is going to be nailed to the pillar of shame in the family tree, and is not the one who is doomed to be lonely forever. He cannot empathize with him.

When I smashed the mirror, I instantly felt that there was no need to argue with this Alpha, whose IQ fluctuates from time to time and can’t understand people’s words, so I don’t need to worry about going to the bathroom on my head for the rest of my life. Rather than wasting time with this bastard, I should hurry up Contact my relatives, friends, neighbors and neighbors to see if there is any Beta Jun who has not been affected by my famous name and is as unbelieving as the bastard Sun is willing to meet me.

I don't know why I was so angry just now, but my mustard pheromone didn't leak out at all, but it's not the time to worry about these trivial matters, so I decided to fight this bastard who has a brain and a lot of trouble immediately. Clear the boundaries to prevent him from messing up my stretched plans again with a ruthless attack.

After all, there are only ninety-nine and eighty-one days left before my 30th birthday.

Whether I can get the scriptures in this day, which symbolizes many disasters and disasters, ah no, marry a good man, it all depends on me racing against time to go around on blind dates.

I gave Yan Jiuxiao Yan an old bastard a hard look, threw off my arms, stepped over the chair, and walked towards the hotel gate.

Yan Jiuxiao didn't know whether it was because she was too thick-skinned or she had no shame at all, she screamed and immediately followed her, he stopped and stopped when I left, even the waiter in the hotel couldn't stand it for more than ten minutes I finally couldn't bear it any longer and turned around and roared, "What are you doing?"

Just now, Yan Jiuxiao, who had put on Alpha's exclusive aura to fight against my blind date plan, was so startled that his shoulders trembled and he gave me a weak look.

I followed his gaze and looked up, only to find that the medicine bottle, which witnessed the joys and sorrows, still unhurried, unhurried, swaying and bravely walking its own way, was hanging on the bracket in Yan Jiuxiao's hand condescendingly. .

I snorted coldly and raised my hand to pull out the needle for myself.

"Wait!" Yan Jiuxiao suddenly grabbed my wrist quickly, with a very helpless, frustrated and compromised face, and said to me with a bitter face, "Can't I be wrong? I'm wrong, I'm wrong. Guilty, I should not have ruined your blind date, I apologize to you now. You must not make fun of your own life. Otherwise, you should go back to the hospital and cooperate with the treatment, and I will introduce my cousin to you tomorrow ,what do you think?"

how about it?

I squinted my jet-black big black eyes and thought about it. I think this bastard with a brain has a bit of conscience, but this guy Yan Jiuxiao is an Alpha, and his cousin is 80.00% likely to be an Alpha too. The probability of pairing between Alpha and Omega in Minguo is 90.00%, and the offspring of Alpha and Omega will not produce Beta no matter how genetically mutated.

However, according to my conservative estimate, there is only one single Alpha of the age in Cang Minguo left.

So I asked Yan Jiuxiao calmly, "Is your cousin called Sun Shaoze?"

Yan Jiuxiao was surprised: "How do you know? Do you know each other?"

Damn, I never knew him!

I glared at Yan Jiuxiao viciously, grabbed the bracket in his hand and angrily walked towards the hotel gate.

No wonder this bastard wants to fight against my blind date plan. It turns out that he is an undercover agent sent by Sun Shaoze!

But I still didn't walk out of the hotel gate in the end.

Because the waiter who couldn't see it just now was holding a stack of bills, and at the moment I was about to step out of the door, he strode in front of me with a stride.

I squinted my eyes, and he immediately put on a signature smile and handed the bill to me: "Excuse me, the amount you spent in this store this time is 289456. Would you like to pay by card or cash?"