Gratitude License

According to Twilight, this is how it happened.

He fell on the bed with Wang Dachui in his arms. Wang Dachui looked very excited, riding on his waist, holding his shoulders, looking at him with enthusiasm, and even reminded him of that old song.

It seems to be called... Do you set a fire when winter comes?

I can't remember the title of the song, but in the evening, I could feel Wang Dachui's emotions were on fire, and he even sweated a lot.

Xiao Shisan told him that goblins themselves don't sweat, but humans do. To successfully integrate into human society, they must experience the feeling of being human in detail.

Xiao Shisan found a lot of novels for him, allowing him to understand various discomforts of human beings, such as sweating in hot weather and shivering in cold weather, clamping his legs when holding back urine, and screaming when he was hungry.

Duan studied very hard, and now seeing that Wang Dachui was sweating, he said to him very understandingly: "Shall we take a bath first?"

Immediately afterwards, he was dragged into the bathroom more understandingly by Wang Dahammer.

Twilight felt that playing in the bathroom was fun, so she took the initiative to fill the bathtub with water, and prepared shampoo and body wash beside it.

While urging Wang Dachui to take off his clothes, he untied his own belt, half naked, and sat beside the bathtub with his white and tender legs dangling, waiting for Wang Dahammer to come and play with him in the sexiest position he.

The atmosphere was good, but then things developed a little unexpectedly.

Wang Dahui, who had been silent all this time, finally took off his clothes, leaving only a pair of big shorts with ￥ printed on them.

He walked up to the dusk, turned his head up, and turned his slender neck towards him, meaning that kissing his neck is fine.

But Wang Dachui grabbed his skirt, grinned at him, and asked, "What do you mean? Where's my money!"

"The money is really gone, but you still have me." Dusk smiled softly, raised her arms, and wrapped around Wang Dahammer.

He thought that Wang Dazhui might be too happy, his voice changed when he laughed so much, he suddenly hooked his waist and pushed him into the water.

According to Huang himself, the foreplay between the two of them was extremely passionate, with sweat and heat, a collision between body and body, soul and soul, which turned the world upside down and changed the color of the situation.

Wang Dachui pushed half of Huang Hu's body into the water, and said, "If you don't want to die, tell me the truth. You lied to me on purpose, right?"

Dusk didn't expect Wang Dahammer's expression of emotion to be so intense.

I can only honestly say that it was indeed intentional, but it was a white lie.

Wang Dachui immediately went into a rage, grabbing his neck and sinking him completely into the water, yelling: "If you don't hand over the money, I'll drown you! Whichever is more important, money or life, you can decide for yourself!"

At that time, both of them were soaking in the bathtub, and Wang Dazhui was riding on the body of the dusk, suppressing him with the weight of his body, and holding his neck tightly with his hands. The two of them had never had such close physical contact before, it was so exciting!

Duan didn't notice the meaning of Wang Dahammer's words at all, his mind was full of restricted content.

His demonic power was running low, and when he couldn't control it for a while, he showed his original shape.

Wang Dachui only felt the golden light flashing in front of his eyes, and his hands were empty for an instant, and then he felt something slippery brushing against his skin.

When the light faded, he found that the dusk was gone, and there was a palm-length goldfish in the bathtub.

The goldfish swam away from his palm, flicked its tail in the water, shook a pair of bubble eyes, raised its upper body, and spit a few bubbles at him.

Wang Dachui froze on the spot, rubbing his eyes vigorously.

Dusk had never experienced this kind of situation before, and just wanted to work hard to remedy it. Seeing Wang Dahui rubbing his eyes, he felt that he still had a chance, so he immediately changed back to human form.

Standing in the bathtub in a soaking wet bathrobe, he said firmly to Wang Dachui: "Dangdangdangdang—is this magic interesting? I am a genius boy who will surpass David Copperfield!"

This countermeasure was taught to him by Xiao Shisan.

Xiao Shisan said that if you encounter a situation where you accidentally change back to your original shape, you must adapt to the situation and try to find a reasonable explanation for yourself. Human beings are very easy to be deceived by appearances. No one will doubt it anymore.

At that time, Xiao Shisan patted his chest and assured Duan that he had tried five times, four of which were successful, but he did not tell Huang that the targets of these four times were all children under the age of 5.

Wang Dachui didn't move at all, thinking that he had successfully passed the test, he leaned forward again.

But Wang Dachui yelled and turned to run, but his feet slipped and fell into the bathtub.

Dusk picked up Wang Dachui, Wang Dahui stared at him, yelled "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Naively called the dusk a teacher.

Twilight thought he was playing a role-playing role, so he played with him along the plot, and it took him an hour to realize that this situation was very similar to Xu Liang's. Maybe it was because he was too scared when he fell down, and was frightened out of his wits.

After listening to the process, Xu Liang asked Chang Jing, "What do you think?"

Chang Jing: "It's not a big problem. People are often frightened by goblins and sent to the management office to take a bath, and they can recover after forgetting this paragraph."

"So you think he's really scared and stupid?"

"Ask me? I've never been stupid. How can I have more experience than you."

Xu Liang half-closed his eyes, he seemed to be in a good mood after being squeezed out.

In his opinion, such a normal kitten is normal.

Xu Liang: "Let's go and see if he's really stupid. Do you have a robe at home? It's the Taoist robe on TV. The more exaggerated the better."

"Why do I have that kind of thing in my house?"

"Isn't it a pure family? You don't need to put on a show when you go out to subjugate demons?"

Chang Jing folded her arms, "We all wear black suits for subduing demons, just the kind I usually wear, and occasionally I will change into casual clothes considering the situation, but I will definitely not wear any Taoist clothes."

"But it's always played like that on TV, so there must be some source."

"Yes, but you said that kind of feudal superstition is not the same way at all. The reason why they are so fanciful is to make people fear, and then use this fear to make money. One of the principles of our demon subduing is to ensure that ordinary people have normal three views. , and took the goblins without them even realizing it."

"Also often erase the memory of ordinary people, isn't that considered a lie?"

"I don't think so. Some things are better not to know than to know. We know more about certain aspects, just to make ordinary people know less about these aspects. If I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell."

"Medium cat."

"Graduated early, thank you."

In the hotel bathroom, the scent of shower gel has not dissipated.

Dusk used sorcery to dry the clothes of himself and Wang Dahammer, and glanced at the text messages on the phone.

"Brother Sledgehammer, aren't you hungry? I'll take you to eat."

Wang Dachui was playing with his fingers, he blinked and stretched out his tongue to cosplay Bai Wuchang.

"Hey hey hey, I'm hungry, eat, eat, eat."

Duan held Wang Dachui's wrist and walked down the street. Wang Dachui looked like a child in a toy store, looking around all the way, and when he saw a crowded restaurant, he seemed to squeeze in, but Duan held him back every time and refused to let him go.

He followed Xu Liang's advice and took Wang Dahammer to choose a restaurant with a quiet business.

It's not to blame for its poor business, mainly because the location is too remote, backed by a small river, and there is a garbage disposal station not far away.

One person and one demon sat down in the shop. After the food was served, Dusk took the initiative to help Wang Dachui add more food.

Twilight said with a smile: "Brother Sledgehammer, you're messing with your face." As he spoke, he reached out to pick off the rice grains, put them in his mouth and ate them.

Wang Dachui smiled back at him.

In fact, Wang Dazhui himself is not bad in appearance, his face is not as rustic as his name, and now he looks even more honest and cute when he smiles.

Dusk was so laughed at by him that his heart trembled, and he suddenly felt that it was reasonable for Brother Chang to like Brother Xu, the idiot was really cute, and he got along very well.

Of course, this is not to say that he wants Brother Sledgehammer to be a fool. After all, it is inconvenient to do many things when he is stupid. He just thinks that no matter what Wang Dachui looks like, he will always like him.

After eating for a while, the owner of the store suddenly yelled at the door, "Hey, two masters! Where are you from?"

At dusk, I followed the prestige and saw Xu Liang and Chang Jing approaching the store.

But not the usual version.

The two of them wore long robes and small caps, and put the mahogany sword in their hands on the table.

Xu Liang: "Come from the south, please come to the boss for some side dishes."

The boss went to order the preparations, Xu Liang pretended to lower his voice and said: "That guy's evil spirit will be cut off near here, maybe the water escaped, or maybe he used the magic method to shield the evil spirit, you and I can't catch up for a while, why don't you eat first Bar."

Chang Jing responded.

Xu Liang said again: "Based on my many years of practice, I can't tell what kind of goblin that guy is. It's really powerful. Now I just ask him not to be a vicious guy, otherwise if he targets someone who intends to harm someone, that person will be very vicious. There is less Dorji, we have to find a way after we finish eating."

Chang Jing responded casually again, not because he disliked Xu Liang's probing method, but because the Taoist robe and hat were too ugly, and he just wanted to try not to attract attention.

Xu Liang winked at Huang Wan, who pretended to be a little nervous, looked around, and then whispered to Wang Dachui, "Sit here and don't move, I'll be right back."

Wang Dachui stared at his back and waited for 3 seconds, then suddenly got up and ran towards Xu Liang and the others, slamming on the brakes in front of the table, so nervous that he couldn't speak, and desperately gestured with his hands.

Xu Liang: "Don't panic, talk slowly if you have something to say."

Wang Dachui grabbed Xu Liang and dragged him out of the store. Then he regained some sense, hid behind him and pointed to the store door, "Monster! That's the one just now! The one sitting with me! It's a monster! Master, help me!" Ah, what you are looking for must be the one who is going to collect the monsters, Master!"

Xu Liang stroked his fake beard and said calmly, "Oh? Wait for me to go and investigate."

Wang Dachui held him back, "Don't, don't, don't go! You protect me first!"

Dusk came out of the store, "Brother Sledgehammer!"

Wang Dachui said "ah", "Master, catch him!"

Xu Liang: "But the mahogany sword is still on the table."

Wang Dachui watched Dusk approaching this way, shouted "Master, stop him quickly", and ran out.

Xu Liang was still acting, "Wait for me to get the sword first."

Dusk jumped, bypassed Xu Liang and the others, and chased after Wang Dachui, "Brother Sledgehammer——"

Hearing the sound getting closer and closer, Wang Dachui jumped over the wall in a panic, jumped over the guardrail and into the river.

"thump!"

Wang Dachui is not stupid at all. Of course he did not jump into the river to seek death. He can swim, and his water quality is very good. Unfortunately, he hit his ankle when he jumped with too much force just now, and his whole leg cramped. He sank into the water uncontrollably down.

"Brother Sledgehammer!" Dusk immediately jumped into the water.

A splash turned up on the surface of the river, and it was a fish at dusk. The moment it entered the water, it instinctively changed back to its original shape, and chased after Wang Dahammer.

Wang Dachui struggled in the water with his injured leg in his arms, trying to swim back to the surface with the strength of his arms, but when he suddenly saw the dusk, he was startled again.

The half-breathed breath turned into a string of bubbles, and Wang Dahammer took a sip of water unexpectedly, his movements immediately became chaotic, and he slammed wildly, trying to float up and drive away the monster at the same time.

Dusk nimbly got behind Wang Dachui, bit his collar with his mouth, and pulled him up, but his body was too small to use any strength at all, so he turned into a human form again, and surrounded Wang Dachui from behind.

But Wang Dachui was afraid of death, so he struggled so hard that his nose and mouth were constantly poured with water. If he continued like this, he would be choked to death before he reached the surface of the water.

Dusk walked around to his front, imitating what he did on TV, and blocked his mouth with his own to prevent him from continuing to irrigate.

According to his imagination, the two will gradually surface during the kiss process, which will be a very beautiful picture, but the feeling of the first kiss is too exciting, dusk's mind is dazed, and he can't help but turn back into a goldfish, and Wang Dahammer After barely maintaining the kiss position for a second, he was pushed out by the water wave.

His mind was so confused right now that he couldn't change back to his human form at all. Seeing that Wang Dahammer's movements were getting weaker and weaker, he had to use up the last of his monster power to make himself bigger, and became a goldfish the size of a dolphin. Wang Dahammer jumped out of the water.

Wang Dachui lay on the grass coughing, his body became smaller in the evening, he jumped onto his chest, and patted him with his fins.

He exhausted his demon power and was speechless for a while.

Xu Liang and Xu Liang hurried over, and Wang Dahammer stretched out his hand towards Xu Liang, "Master... Master! Cough cough cough! Help me!"

Xu Liang stood still in front of him and stroked his beard calmly.

Wang Dachui: "Master, you are catching monsters! Save me! Tell me how much it will cost!"

Xu Liang smiled inscrutably, "Young man, haven't you been rescued already? I can see clearly that it was this little fish fairy who saved you just now."

Wang Dahammer: "Little Yuxian???"

Xu Liang nodded at dusk, "I didn't expect you to have such a fate with Yuxian. It's really rare. To tell you the truth, this fish is the Yuxian who protects your family. He sensed that you were going to be in danger, so he came here to save you."

Wang Dahui almost believed it, but wait, it was obvious that this guy cheated him of a sum of money first!

Xu Liang stroked his beard again, "Do you want to ask, since he is a fish fairy, why did he lie to you for money?"

Now Wang Dachui was stunned, turned over and bowed to Xu Liang, "You are really a living god!"

Xu Liang shook his finger, "It's just a Taoist priest, the little fish on your body is the god. He has guarded your royal family for hundreds of years, and he came forward to lie to you, in fact, he wants to persuade you to turn your back on it."

Wang Dachui: "I don't understand, Master, I'm a good person, Master."

"Think about it, why did he lie to you? Didn't he want you to experience being cheated, so as to help you reform?"

"But I'm not a bad person, Master! There's nothing I can do to deceive people. I want to send my younger sister Wang Xiaowan to middle school!"

"Is your sister still in middle school now? I'm afraid she has graduated from college? Maybe you really had to do it at the beginning, but don't act out of evil. You have tasted the benefits of deceiving and can't change your past. Now Still cheating and hurting people."

"Master, you even know this..."

"Yuxian and I are old acquaintances. Let's take him back today to reminisce about the old days. Tomorrow he will return to your side and secretly observe your behavior. Young people, immortals also have tempers. Remember to take care of yourself."

Wang Dachui bowed to the ground, and Xu Liang left with Dusk.

After walking around the corner, Chang Jing immediately took off her robe, "Little Yuxian? Is this scene over?"

Xu Liang stroked his beard, "I see that the benefactor has peach blossoms on his face, and he will definitely be able to get rid of his virginity within half a year."