The Alien Life of Earth Bully Luigi

In terms of the degree of dislike, Lu Ji said that he is second, and absolutely no one dares to say that he is the first.But when it comes to beauty, Lu Ji is also outstanding. I am afraid that the entire badge academy cannot find anyone more beautiful than him. Whether it is human or animal, Lu Ji's appearance is unforgettable.

Many people were deceived by lard and confessed to it during military training. Its roommate Wolf was one of them. Wolf originally thought that he was close to the water, and compared with other suitors, he might have a lower chance of success. He was older, but once the military training was over, he wished he could travel back to a few days ago and slap that blind self!

Before Wufu confessed his love to Lu Ji, Lu Ji didn't pay much attention to him, and the relationship between the two was barely normal, but after he confessed his love to Lu Ji, Lu Ji became a master!No, grandpa!Don’t ask yourself to do things like cooking and washing clothes. It’s a trivial matter. Lu Ji is still in the shape of a beast, and it’s really inconvenient. Wolf can understand.

But it's also stingy!

It justifiably ate a lot of Wolfe's food, but once, Wolfe forgot to order the nutritional supplement after eating it, and ate a durian-flavored nutritional supplement from Lu Ji. Lu Ji jumped up and down in the dormitory and scolded him endlessly. midnight!The next day he smiled at him as if nothing had happened. Wolf was flattered and almost confused, but Lu Ji immediately asked if he could go to the cafeteria to "bring" some small cakes for him.Wolf clutched his wallet tightly, and firmly refused, because he knew that Lu Ji said nice things, but in fact he would not give him a penny. After all, the small cake is not cheap. He bought it for Lu Ji once, a month's worth The pocket money is gone, and if he buys it twice, he will definitely become a pauper.

Lu Ji is not only stingy, but also wicked.

One day at noon, Lu Jituan was sleeping in his uniform hat, and his saliva wet the edge of his uniform hat. He got up and wiped his mouth bewilderedly, and pushed his hat onto Wolfe's table without thinking. Drooling side down, he dragged Worf's hat onto his desk, pretending it was his.This scene was seen by Wolf.

Worf's reaction at the time was: Oh my God!How can this little villain be so cute!

Now he just feels: at that time, his mind must have been stuffed with shit...

Worf's application for changing dormitories was quickly approved. He dragged his luggage and left quickly like burning his ass. Lu Ji occupied his territory that day, and his things were piled up everywhere. He felt extremely comfortable and couldn't help thinking: Knowing that living alone is so comfortable, Wolfe had already been squeezed out.

After three days of rest after the military training, Lu Ji turned into a human form. He revealed this idea to De Rossi when he asked De Rossi for food and drink. take away your roommate so you can live alone."

De Rossi, an honest man with a normal outlook, scratched his head and hesitated, "Isn't that good?"

Lu Ji glared at him: "What's wrong! You can have a bigger site, no one will stand in your way, and you can even sleep in one bed for one, three, five, another bed for two, four, six, and two on Sunday. Putting the bed together to sleep! Just think about it!"

De Rossi imagined the scene, but felt tormented. He really didn't know where the coolness was, and he was afraid of making Lu Ji angry by speaking out, so he said cautiously: "My bed may be enough...?"

Lu Ji grieved and said, "No future!"

I thought to myself, De Rossi is so cowardly, no wonder he can only be a younger brother, such a cowardly younger brother, so he is magnanimous and does not dislike him.

De Rossi said: "The dormitory in the college is so big. If Worf is gone, I'm afraid there will be new students moving in."

Lu Ji said sinisterly: "Then let him move out again!"

De Rossi couldn't help but secretly pray for the new classmates who were about to move in.

On the last day of the three-day vacation, Lu Ji was playing mice with a game board in the dormitory when there was a knock on the door. Losing his patience, he kicked the door, and the solid door made the sound of the bolt breaking.

Lu Ji got angry, threw down the game board and yelled at the person who came: "It's not that you don't have long hands, you can't knock on the door?"

The person who came was actually the good-looking boy who gave him the small cake during the military training. He was wearing a dark blue collared uniform with a management system.

The boy said coldly: "I have grown hands, but it's a pity you don't have ears."

Lu Ji could never tolerate someone who despised his authority so much, and said with a frown: "My place! I can hear it when I want to hear it, and open the door if I want to. You don't care!"

The corner of the boy's lips curled up, and he said, "From now on, it's also my place."

Lu Ji was stunned, with a bad feeling, "What do you mean?"

The boy packed his luggage on his own, and didn't pay much attention to Lu Ji, "This means that this will be my dormitory in the future. Teacher Xiao asked me to move here to live with you."

Lu Ji didn't say a word, his eyes rolled back and forth, the boy seemed to have eyes behind his back, and he looked like a roundworm in Lu Ji's stomach, and said grimly: "I advise you not to think any bad thoughts, and don't come up with any bad ideas. It's not Worf, and I don't like you either, if you dare to provoke me, I'll cut off your tail and fry it to eat."

Lu Ji yelled angrily: "Oh~ oh~ I'm so scared~ha! Treat me like a three-year-old kid and fry my tail. If you have a few guts, you don't dare!" Lu Ji While yelling, he muttered in his heart: Fried tails and so on, always feel perverted very familiar...

The boy just smiled and said nothing.

The dormitory of Badge Academy is very spacious, with temperature-controlled storage cabinets, kitchens, living rooms, and spacious bathrooms. However, perhaps considering the particularity of the dormitory, the entire dormitory is open-plan in order to make it easier for students to get along with each other more. Yes, there is no partition, the two beds are very close, and each other's actions are clear at a glance.

The boy doesn't look like someone who is used to household robots. He cleans up things neatly and neatly. When he squats down, his solitary back becomes wider and wider, and he has a unique charm that is close to that of an adult male... male.Lu Ji was playing games on the bed with Erlang crossed his legs, and his eyes slipped away from the boy from time to time. The mice on the game board in his hand slipped away one after another. He simply dropped the game board and focused on watching the boy.

This waist, these legs, tsk tsk, it would be great if it was a mother.

The boy suddenly turned his head, Lu Ji immediately picked up the game board and pretended to play a game, but he was in a hurry and couldn't hold it steady, the game board fell and hit his toe, which made him teary.

The boy couldn't hold back his laughter, and said, "Come here and get the things you threw on my bed."

Lu Ji rubbed his toes aggrievedly: "My foot is broken, I didn't hear anything."

The boy wanted to show him off, but after hesitating several times, he couldn't do such an unqualified thing as throwing all Lu Ji's things on the ground. He looked at Lu Ji's red toes, annoyed and funny, sighed, and appointed Lu Ji Gee picked up what had been thrown on his bed and put it in its proper place.

Lu Ji stretched his feet out of the bed and stomped on it, imagining himself on the back of the male protagonist, lusting happily: "What's your name?"

The boy glanced back at him, and said lightly: "You can't hear it anyway, why should I tell you?"

Lu Ji jumped out of the bed, sneaked up behind the boy on tiptoe, and wanted to kick the boy's ass when he raised his foot, and the matching lines were all thought out: I'll let you drag me so that you won't tell me!Kick you to death!

It's a pity that he couldn't utter a word, and was thrown to the ground by the boy who turned around quickly. Lu Ji's tail was on the ground, and his butt was almost split in two. He lay on the ground for a long time without moving, tears in his eyes It flowed into his mouth, and he was so salty that he said, "You bastard, I'm going to kill you!"