Uncle, we don't date

"You won't be moved to tears!" Fang Xu pushed his shoulder.

Luo raised his head and showed him a bright smile.

In fact, he wanted to be touched, but Fang Xu had no choice but to speak to him in such a serious tone, as if swearing, he thought this kid really had plans for him and was going to confess.

"Smile, I'm serious, can you be more serious!" After Fang Xu finished speaking, he laughed too, and the two idiots bent over and laughed for a long time.

"Thank you, really." Luo Yi looked at Fang Xu and said.After holding it in for a day, it feels much more comfortable to say it.

"What's the big deal," Fang Xu said, "Do you have any photos? I have to see what the pig that licked my cabbage looks like. If it's not as good as me, then I'm really unbalanced."

Luo Yi took out his phone and wanted to show Fang Xu the photo of Cheng Yu and Sunrise, but saw a message from 2 minutes ago, "I'll be waiting for you at the door, Big Carrot, have you gone back?"

Luo Yi thought for a while and stood up, "Let's go."

"Where?"

"To see the pigs."

Cheng Yu stepped on the dismissal bell and arrived at the school gate. At this moment, the students had almost left. Before the child came out, he was about to make a phone call when he saw the child and a boy coming out with arms tied.

Fang Xu saw the man at the door at a glance, pointed at Luo Yi and asked, "Is that him?"

"Ah."

"Fuck!" Fang Xu's eyes widened.

"what happened?"

"I know him!"

Luo Yi looked at him suspiciously.

Fang Xu looked constipated, "Do you still remember what I told you about my mother taking me to circumcise my bag after the high school entrance examination? He did it for me."

"How is it possible? He's a dentist. Besides, isn't it in the hospital in the city center where you had your surgery?"

"I won't remember it wrong." Fang Xu gritted his teeth, he will never forget the way the doctor said "too small to cut" in front of a bunch of female nurses playing with his dick. "Is his surname Cheng?"

"……Um."

"That's right, it must be him. How many doctors are there who can grow him? Will I admit my mistake?" Fang Xu pouted in that direction.

"Oh." Luo saw that Cheng Yu saw him, and walked towards him with a smile.

"Have you been waiting for a long time?" Luo Yi walked up to him.

"No, I just arrived." Cheng Yu glanced at the boy following the child, feeling familiar.

"This is Fang Xu, my buddy."

"Hello, Doctor Cheng! Do you remember me?"

Cheng Yu thought for a while, then glanced under him, "Gaubao/Pi that kid?"

"You have a really good memory." Fang Xu moved his legs uncomfortably, why did he feel the wind blowing down his crotch.

"It's okay," Cheng Yu looked at Luo Yi suspiciously, wondering what it meant.

Luo Yi took a step forward, "Well, I told him about our affairs, do you mind?"

Cheng Yu was a little surprised. He never expected that the child would take the initiative to admit himself to others. The happiness came so suddenly that he was stunned.

"He won't say it." Luo saw that Cheng Yu was silent and explained anxiously.

"No, of course I don't mind, I'd love to meet your friends." Cheng Yu clenched his fists, and if it wasn't for the light bulb beside him, he would have hugged the child and kissed the child hard.

Zhao Fang Xu nodded, "Going home? I'll see you off."

This gentle tone made Fang Xu's skin crawl, and he quickly waved his hands, "No, no, it's not on the way."

"Let's go together, it's not far anyway." Luo Yi said.

"Let's talk when we get in the car." Cheng Yu opened the car door. Although there was no one at the school gate now, the security guard probably thought they were about to fight with the three of them, and kept looking this way.

Fang Xu reluctantly got into the car.Luo Yi thought about it and sat in the back seat with Fang Xu.

"where is your house?"

Fang Xu reported an address.He leaned into Luo Yi's ear and whispered, "You don't think it's because of his face? Let me tell you, this man's character is not good."

"What's wrong? He's fine." Luo Yi imitated him and whispered, covering his mouth with his hand.

"Hey, I can't explain to you." Fang Xu was a little annoyed, he couldn't tell Luo Yi that your boyfriend hurt me by playing with my dick.

Anyway, at first glance, he felt that Cheng Yu was definitely the kind of wolf in sheep's clothing, worried that Luo Yi would be eaten up and wiped out without knowing it.

"Your uncle can tell the difference between good and bad, he treats me very well."

"The girl who chased you in school was also very nice to you, why didn't you feel that?"

"That's different."

Fang Xu rolled his eyes, knowing that it wouldn't make sense to him. "Anyway, be careful and protect your... chastity."

Luo Yi gave him a sharp look, "Fuck your uncle's chastity."

Putting Fang Xu down, Cheng Yu said to the child who was still in the back seat, "Sit in the front."

"Oh." Luo Yi switched to the passenger seat.

As soon as the car door was closed, a head came over and buried him on his neck.

"What are you doing!" Luo Yi nervously looked outside, afraid that Fang Xu would turn back suddenly.

"Miss you." Cheng Yu bit her head lightly and raised her head, "Why don't you answer my calls and texts?"

"I didn't see it." Luo Yi lowered his head.

"I thought you regretted it and planned to kick me." Cheng Yuyu grabbed him on the head and tied the safety belt to him.

"What were you two talking about just now? Whispering behind the scenes secretly."

"Hey, what did you do to Fang Xu? It feels like he has a very persistent resentment towards you." Luo Yi looked at him.

"It seems to have teased him that JJ is too young, remember?"

"Are you sick?" Luo Yi turned to face the window and smiled, "He probably thinks you're perverted.

"Then what do you think?" Cheng Yu said.

"It's really perverted." Luo Yi touched his neck.

When Fang Xu returned home, the more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong. Why did Luo Yi get together with a man when he was fine?And since Dr. Cheng remembered that he was obviously not a dentist, why did he tell Luo Yi that he was a dentist?

Reminiscent of a thriller and suspense film I watched a few days ago, the story is about a plastic surgeon, Qiao, who pretends to be in various identities to hook up with teenagers and 20-year-old boys and girls. After being stunned by drugs, he is transported to a warehouse in the suburbs for a small experiment. In the room, and then do all kinds of abnormal experiments on their faces.Even peeled off the skin of a girl's entire face...

Fang Xu touched his arm, he would rather believe it than not, he quickly took out his cell phone and wanted to call Luo Yi.But I was afraid that this would scare the snake, so I changed it to sending text messages.

Hold!The hand pressing the key was a little uncontrollable.It took a long time to send it out.

The content of the text message is: "Uncle Luo's surname is Cheng is probably a perverted murderer. Don't follow him to his house, don't go anywhere with him, find a random place on the road, and don't touch anything he gives you. If there is a situation, call me and I will find someone to rescue you!!!”

After a few minutes, there was no movement from Luo Yi's side, and Fang Xu walked around the room anxiously.Wouldn't it have been brutally murdered?

The more I thought about it, the more I felt it was possible, Luo Yi's pretty face was messed up by the scalpel, and the flesh was flying everywhere...

"&#￥@*￥＋メ%$#*^[email protected]..."

The cute anime female voice suddenly rang out, scaring him into a fright... After reacting for a while, he realized that it was his phone ringing... After class, someone else took it to play, and I don't know what kind of grandson changed his ringtone.

He pressed to answer nervously, "Hello,"

"Your classmate has been sent to a safe place by me, do you want to know where it is?" A cold male voice came.

"You pervert, I can tell right away that you are not a good person! You'd better release Luo Yi immediately, or I will call the police!!"

"Call the police? That depends on whether the police are coming sooner or my knife is sooner." The other side sneered.

"You, don't mess around, I won't call the police!"

"Well, do you want to save him?"

"What do you want?" Fang Xu clenched his fists and sat on the edge of the bed, his heart pounding.

"I'll give you a day to go to the hospital to check something."

"What?" Fang Xu swallowed nervously.It's over, isn't he going to do something illegal?

"Go get an X-ray to see if your brain is still there."

"what?"

"Because I suspect that I used your head as a **** and cut it wrong."

Luo Yi's lungs were about to explode, and he grabbed the phone, "Ah...no...it's nothing, he was just kidding you."

"...Fuck! Are you okay?"

"What can I do, don't worry about it." Luo Yi glanced at Cheng Yu, who was in a good mood, "Don't hide under the covers and watch horror movies alone at night, I'm afraid you'll have a mental breakdown. The imagination is too rich."

"...Get out."

Fang Xu hung up the phone in embarrassment, a little bit wanting to strangle himself with two hemp ropes or strangle those two bastards to death, this is too fucking embarrassing!

Listening to the "beep..." sound over there, Luo Yi leaned on the seat and couldn't breathe out of laughter.

Cheng Yu reached out and touched his thigh, "Smiling so happily makes me want to commit a crime."

Luo Yi patted his chest and said, "Don't you dare, Uncle Fang will bring the police uncle to arrest you... He has already decided that you are a hooligan and a pervert. If you continue to punish him like this, the problem is settled."

"The price of slandering uncle's character." Cheng Yu took a picture in the rearview mirror and turned to him, showing his big white teeth. "Why do I look like a bad guy? Isn't this quite honest?"

"Well, the electric pole outside is not as straight as yours." Luo Yi nodded seriously.

"This is the truth, baby, how about letting you feel it someday?" Cheng Yu smiled and looked at his hand.

"...Rogue!" Luo understood the meaning of his words in an instant, and rubbed his hands together in embarrassment.

During the big class, the soprano voice with the correct accent and two words kept echoing in the classroom, "Notice, notice, because, in the afternoon, there is a city, the leader, come to me, school progress, inspection, inspection, work, please , each class, classmates, immediately, organize, organize, clean up, classrooms, corridors, toilets, playground... Notification, notification..."

"Fuck! What are you reading? It's not over yet? It's disrupting my rhythm of cleaning the glass." Fang Xu raised a rag and looked up at the horn above his head speechlessly.

"You can just turn it off." Luo Yi stood in front of a window glass next to him and wiped it seriously.

"That's right..." Fang Xu took a stool and stepped on it to turn off the radio, but it didn't help, the sound was still echoing outside...just a little softer.

Fang Xu gritted his teeth and returned to Luo Yi.

After wiping for a while, he poked Luo Yi with his elbow, "What's the matter?" Luo turned the rag over and looked at Fang Xu, who hesitated to speak.

"Well...how far have you and Cheng developed?"

"What step?"

"That's right, you guys..." Fang Xu used a wet rag to draw a flick on the glass, "Have you got this?"

Luo Yi cast a glance, "He's a man."

"...I know," Fang Xu scratched his head, "Damn it, you don't know what the two men are doing, do you?"

"you know?"

"I know, no, I just found out last night."

Fang Xu frowned, as if thinking of something terrible.The two bright red pimples between the eyebrows were squeezed together.

The author has something to say:

Fang Xiaoxu's role in this chapter is a bit too much.Supporting roles are also tolerable and need love. . .

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No update tomorrow, see you at 20:00 the day after tomorrow~