I might have a fake boyfriend

"Jingle Bell……"

Familiar with the annoying alarm clock ringing in the silent room, Xuan Jincheng snuggled under the quilt without opening his eyes, and just dazedly stretched out a hand from under the quilt. After touching the cold metal cabinet, he finally I realized that I was in a hospital ward instead of at home.

Reluctantly opened one eye to look at the cabinet, this time he managed to touch the phone, and after turning off the alarm, he was going to go back to sleep, but when he saw a series of Q丨Q messages popping up on the phone, he became more refreshed .

These news are all from the repeated bombing of Big Sweet Shrimp.

Big Sweet Shrimp: Damn, fat friend, look what this is! 【picture】

Are you still typing? !Come out and see God!

...don't tell me you're already asleep...

For 5 yuan, you can actually sleep!

Good night, I wish you a good dream tonight.

Good morning!

Haven't woken up yet?

You are so calm... I have been excited for you all night, okay [Picture]

Xuan Jincheng rubbed his eyes, turned over, double-tapped the screen with his fingers, and looked at the phone with half-closed eyes.

After clicking on the picture attached to the first message, Xuan Jincheng paused, his confused eyes cleared up.

The picture is a screenshot, it is a small speaker of Ding Ding Literature City, as long as a little angel votes 100 yuan deep-water torpedoes for an author’s article or column, the comments of the torpedoes will appear on the small speakers.

And the picture taken by Big Sweet Shrimp is a screenshot of a reader who cast a deep-water torpedo on Xuan Jincheng.

Although surprised, this is not the first deep-water torpedo that Xuan Jincheng has received, so Xuan Jincheng doesn't know what the big sweet shrimp is excited about, and his first reaction is to add more, save the manuscript I can't keep it.

But this screenshot reminds him that he hasn't collected yesterday's total income yet.

Exit the Penguin interface, open the browser, skillfully click on the first one of the bookmarks, and after a few seconds of waiting for the page to refresh, Xuan Jincheng began to guess how much money he made yesterday.

Last night, in order to prevent himself from being whipped, he went into the small black room, and after scolding, he was so sleepy that he washed up and went to sleep without looking at the income, only at noon I swiped once, and it was more than 300 at that time. The data of his article is good, and this week's list is also strong. Including the income of the previous old articles, it will probably be around 600 to 700.

[Yesterday's income: 50689.38]

"Uh...cough cough!"

Xuan Jincheng choked on his saliva.

But at this moment, he didn't care about his own embarrassment, and sat up from the bed, staring at the mobile phone, and the hand holding the mobile phone trembled slightly.

Not 5, not 50, not 500, not even 5000, but 50000!

After half rolling on the bed, he was excited for a while, and then he remembered to find out who the local tyrants are so domineering, but when he logged into the web version interface, he found that there were not some local tyrants, but one, or an ID that he had no memory of. ——One pillar holds the sky.

Strange local tyrant!

Xuan Jincheng poked into Yizhu Qingtian's column, and found that this reader's collection column only had his articles, and he was the only author of sweet and sour fish on the top list.

This is... true love?

Regardless of Yizhu Qingtian, Xuan Jincheng returned to the Q丨Qtian interface very happily, looked at the last picture [Touch your conscience and ask if it is dead] posted by Big Sweet Shrimp, and smiled slightly.

Sweet and Sour Fish: Good morning!I want to add more, Xinfangfang~ [My conscience is alive and kicking]

Back there in seconds.

Big Sweet Shrimp: Are you finally willing to wake up?Wait a minute, is this the point!Quick, tell me, how do you hook up with a local tyrant, I want it too!

Sweet and Sour Fish: If I say that I don’t know, what should I do?

Big Sweet Shrimp: From now on, you are single again.

Sweet and Sour Fish: Then I will take the 5 yuan to find someone younger and prettier than you 233333

Big Sweet Shrimp: 2333 You are so cruel.

Sweet and Sour Fish: Tell me, can I be thankful for my big cousin?

Big Sweet Shrimp: [touches chin] Then you have at least one month to live.

Sweet and Sour Fish: I will die.

Big Sweet Shrimp: So you don’t have to bend for 5 yuan, I respect you for being a man hahahahaha

The two chatted a lot, and Big Sweet Shrimp later gave a link to a post on Clear Water, which was about asking about the local tyrant who threw 100 deep-water torpedoes for him, and there were all kinds of attitudes.

Xuan Jincheng looked at one of them who said that he was a brush, directed and acted himself, and didn't know how to change his name. He was the only author and article collection, and finally insisted that he was a low-level brush with a mentally retarded reply, and was not angry.

Because if the person involved is not him, he will also guess whether the author bought the Bawang ticket package.To be honest, when he saw Yizhu Qingtian raised him with a wallet of 10 yuan in one breath, he suspected that he would be picked up.

However, for 1000 deep-water torpedoes, half of the money is given to the website. He is really mentally retarded, so he will be full and let 5 yuan be wasted.

Regardless of what is there or not, it is serious to hold this hot 5 yuan.

Oh, no, after tax deduction, there are more than 4 left. Xuan Jincheng's little heart twitched again, but he was still mostly happy.

Since someone is taking care of him, why should he show the benefactor that he is worthy of being taken care of? Xuan Jincheng rubbed his hands, got out of bed to wash and eat, and then returned to the bed to code.

He wants to pamper his big cousin today!

Therefore, Xin Qingtuo, who has been waiting for Xuan Jincheng's response since he threw a thunderbolt at Xuan Jincheng last night, saw that Xuan Jincheng's Q丨Q profile picture was busy all day long.

It was not until the afternoon that he saw Xuan Jincheng's reaction to his behavior.

The author of the latest chapter of "[Book Wearing] How to Break the Golden Thighs as the Protagonist" has something to say: Thank you Yizhu Qingtian for the 1000 torpedoes!Today's performance is to pamper my cousin, please don't be disgusted by the speedy scum~ By the way, please give me an evaluation, are you satisfied with what you saw?

Xin Qingtuo: "..."

Although he was indeed satisfied, did he shoot himself in the foot with a stone?

After Xuan Jincheng finished posting the new chapter, he shook his aching wrist before clicking on the flickering dialog box.

Can't escape: good morning.

Good afternoon, spelling?

Sweet and Sour Fish: Good evening.I locked the little black room early this morning, so I didn't see your message.

Can't escape: oh oh.Is the coding done today?

Sweet and Sour Fish: It's over, how about you?

Can't escape: I'm done coding too.

In fact, I spent the whole morning chatting with my family, thinking about how to deal with Luke, and how to pursue Xuan Jincheng. Anyway, I was thinking about things, and Xin Qingtuo, who had no code words, replied very confidently that he had coded. 6000, and then asked a question.

No escape: what was that bug you were talking about yesterday?

Sweet and Sour Fish: Ah, before talking about bugs, let me tell you about my current game progress.I turned out to be a person who hides my identity. Xiaobai's parents took me back from the orphanage for a reason, because my real parents were their good friends. Killed, I was killed by Qin Le [is my bodyguard? ] After being rescued, the two of them lived incognito in the orphanage. Later, the five years when Qin Le left me was to strengthen his own strength.

Now Qin Le told me my real identity, and the Tuo family is also a family related to black and white, so here comes the problem, you said that since the Tuo family can be associated with the underworld, generally speaking, Xiaobai will definitely make Mu Cang, then why did Xiaobai hold a baseball bat instead of a wooden warehouse when the zombies came?

Xin Qingtuo: "..." Can he say that when the zombie plot was introduced, he hadn't added a character to "Xuan Jincheng"?

Xuan Jincheng looked at the status of [typing] displayed next to [can't escape], and was stunned.

In fact, it's not just this bug, but another point is that he found that he may have reached the burnout period of this game.

His mobile phone fell from the 10th floor to the 1st floor, and it has long been broken into a piece of rags that even mobile phone repairmen would dislike. The mobile phone he is using now is newly bought, and "Sleeping Man" is connected to the Internet, as long as he logs in to his account ID, he can copy him All the data played in other clients, so he didn't pull down the game these days, and continued to play at the previous progress.

But inexplicably, he just couldn't get excited about this game. In the past, seeing Xiaobai's face and listening to Xiaobai's very arrogant words, he found it very interesting, but now although the face is still the same, The words were still those words, but he felt that Xiao Bai was not so attractive to him anymore.

The author has something to say: Comrades, I’m going to start creating a golden man for Xin Qing hahahaha, Su Potianji!