I might have a fake boyfriend

"Boom!" A brilliant light flashed across the dim sky, and then there was a dull sound that was so loud that it could even deafen the ears.

"My God!" Xuan Jincheng felt a little nervous when he heard the muffled sound.

Could it be a meteorite from the sky?

"It's a meteorite." In the game, Tuo'ang Xiongbinbai had already turned around to look back when "Xuan Jincheng" got stuck, and frowned after the loud noise to tell Xuan Jincheng's guess.

Xuan Jincheng, who was finally on the same channel as Xiaobai Siwei, was not happy.

In his perception, meteorites are not a good thing. Besides, just hearing the sound of the meteorite falling near the protagonist, I am afraid that the protagonists will have an indissoluble bond with the meteorite.

He didn't want to have any fate with the meteorite at all. He sincerely hoped that the meteorite would just go through the motions. After the two of them finished their work, they went to the meteorite museum. Xiaobai took his hand and came to the meteorite and said to "him" : "Look, this is the meteorite that fell from the sky when you cooked my first meal. He is the witness to the beginning of our love." Then "he" also returned a sweet smile, and then pulled Xiaobai to the next meteorite go.

However, the plot is bound to disappoint Xuan Jincheng's hopes, because after they finished their meal nervously, the whole street was suddenly plunged into darkness, and there was a loud noise from the side of the road.

"power cut?"

"The noodles I just put in don't stop in the morning and in the evening. Why is there a power outage at meal time? I'm sick!"

"Ah, shit, why are you biting people, ah!"

"Mom, it hurts so much!"

"Murder!"

"Call the police, this man is crazy!"

"Save me, save me..."

"Let go of me, you crazy! I tell you to let go!"

The screams of men, women, children, and the elderly were mixed together, making it difficult to distinguish the words.

"What's going on?" "Xuan Jincheng" asked in astonishment.

It's the end of the world, Xuan Jincheng thought.He who was in the Internet circle had a vague guess when the meteorite appeared, and after hearing the noise of passers-by outside, he was more sure of his guess.

However, Xuan Jincheng felt a bit of a headache on his forehead. If he remembered correctly, the random plot he chose should be set in a modern city* background. What happened to the sudden change of script in the middle of the strategy?

With this question in mind, Xuan Jincheng turned his attention back to the game.

Tuo'ang Xiongbin Bai stopped Xuan Jincheng who wanted to get up to check the situation, and walked to the window to check by himself, the smile on his mouth gradually faded, and his expression was serious.

"Brother?" "Xuan Jincheng" asked anxiously.

Tuo'ang Xiongbin Bai gave him a comforting look, turned back to the dining table, and picked up his mobile phone to make a call.

However, I couldn't make a single call.

"It might be a meteorite that cut off the network." Tuo Xiongbin Bai put down his phone, his handsome face serious, "You stay here first, don't let anyone in but me, I'll go find my parents."

"I'll go as well."

"No, the streets are too dangerous." Tuo'ang Xiongbin Bai dismissed without thinking.

"But it's not necessarily safe at home, brother, I've watched some doomsday movies, tell me, will this..."

"...Be careful, safety first, you know?" Tuo'ang Xiongbinbai finally compromised.

"Ah."

"Go find a self-defense weapon." Tuo'ang Xiongbin picked up a baseball bat.

[Hearing the noise outside, it seems that someone has been bitten. Zombies often appear in end-time movies. I really want to bring a self-defense weapon and look around. I saw...

a: golf club

b: kitchen knife]

Can't you take both?Xuan Jincheng murmured, the kitchen knife was powerful, if there were zombies, golf clubs would not be able to kill them, and Xiaobai already had a baseball bat, so he should have a kitchen knife as well.

With a kitchen knife, "Xuan Jincheng" followed Tuo Ang Xiongbin Bai into the car, dodging the crazy pedestrians on the road and rushed home, but just got out of the car door, and a person from the opposite side of the road rushed over and bit "Xuan Jincheng" one bite at a time. waving arms.

[Congratulations to player Xuan Jincheng for reaching the ending:

Become a single dog who died of a zombie virus infection.

Player Xuan Jincheng, please don't be discouraged, keep working hard~]

Xuan Jincheng: "..." So he should follow Xiaobai, choose the club, right?

Choosing a club, "Xuan Jincheng" successfully knocked down the person who bit his arm in Zhou Mu, entered the house, but failed to find their parents, and then he lost to the next person who followed Ang Xiongbin into the supermarket select on.

[Congratulations to player Xuan Jincheng for reaching the ending:

Become a single dog killed by zombies.

Player Xuan Jincheng, please don't be discouraged, keep working hard~]

Sorry, he forgot to hug the protagonist's thigh tightly!Nothing more than three!

[Congratulations to player Xuan Jincheng for reaching the ending:

Be an ill-informed virgin bachelor.

Player Xuan Jincheng, please don't be discouraged, keep working hard~]

Xuan Jincheng chose to die, and after lying dead on the bed and staring at the ceiling for a while, he propped himself up and sat up looking for comfort.

Sweet and Sour Fish: Fuck me, this game is simply poisonous!

Big Sweet Shrimp: What's up?

Sweet and Sour Fish: [I was so scared that the melon seeds dropped] If we disagree, it will be the end of the world. I'll treat Xiaobai to a meal, and the city will become the end of the world in seconds. I'm good at it.

Big Sweet Shrimp: I think you are round

Sweet and Sour Fish: Fuck off, I'm telling you the truth.

Big Sweet Shrimp: I've never been so positive

Sweet and Sour Fish: Breaking Friends

Big Sweet Shrimp: Just dumped you to find the next one

Sweet and sour fish: I didn't expect you to be such a ruthless big sweet shrimp! [Pipi shrimp, let's go]

Big Sweet Shrimp: Seven years in the same bed, you have never known me, you are an unqualified concubine

Sweet and sour fish: ...

Seeing that the topic was going to be out of bounds, Xuan Jincheng quickly brought it back.

Sweet and sour fish: To be honest, I have never seen such a game with such strange bones [Ge Youtan]

Big sweet shrimp: so?

Sweet and Sour Fish: So exciting!

Big sweet shrimp: Hehehe

Sweet and sour fish: If there is a disagreement, the gods will unfold, with my style!

Big Sweet Shrimp: I knew you would say something like this [manual goodbye]

Sweet and Sour Fish: Do you really not want to play around?The old driver will take you~ [winks]

Big Sweet Shrimp: Beautiful boy, have you coded today?

Sweet and Sour Fish: ...We are still friends without mentioning this

Big Sweet Shrimp: Beautiful boy, have you coded today?Beautiful boy, have you coded today?Beautiful boy, have you coded today?

Sweet and sour fish: I've got a takeaway, I'll go downstairs to get a takeaway

Big Sweet Shrimp: Go!

Xuan Jincheng was resolute and mellow, and originally wanted to continue fighting zombies with Xiaobai and his wife, but the experience of dying three times in a row left him with lingering fears.

Playing such a bloody game before going to bed is not good for dreams at night. Xuan Jincheng found an excuse to refuse to admit that he didn't want to achieve the achievement of four consecutive dead single dogs. After touching Xiaobai, he clicked on Xiaobai.

Xuan Jincheng: [Son, Dad's young heart has been hurt today]

Bai Xiongbin, who was tampering with the follow-up plot, was suddenly dragged into Xiao Xiaobai's body, and before he recovered, he was hit by Xuan Jincheng's "father" and made him a little dizzy.

Xiao Xiaobai puffed up her bun face: [Who is your son! 】

The thoughts in his heart turned into specific words and appeared in the bubble, Tuo Ang Xiongbin Bai was taken aback suddenly, feeling a little uneasy.It's nice to vent your anger for a while, but it's a big loss to be suspected.

Xuan Jincheng, who was not suspicious at all, couldn't help but poked Xiaobai's steamed bun face, and replied: [Of course it's you, Xiaobai, I'm having fun with Xiaobai's cute son! 】

For a moment, Tuo'ang Xiongbinbai didn't know whether he should continue to refute him or obediently smash it, so Xuan Jincheng saw a pair of garbled characters.

"Oh, yes, I haven't set up this program for you yet." Xuan Jincheng smacked his mouth and poked at the phone at a speed of [-] per hour.

Xuan Jincheng: [Of course it's you, Xiaobai, Xiaobai's cute son and I are falling apart! 】

Xiao Xiaobai: [Yes, I am the cutest baby of father and daddy~(づ￣3￣)づ]

Tuang Xiongbinbai: "..." This player is poisonous.

"Oh, by the way, I haven't tried this yet, I just saw it on the forum yesterday." Xuan Jincheng talked to himself, opened the software store, searched for the app he wanted, and clicked to download it.

[Come on, baby, let's take a parent-child photo with Dad. 】

Xuan Jincheng clicked on the app, adjusted to the selfie mode, looked at Xiaobai who occupied the lower left corner of the camera, and showed a big smile.

Xiong Binbai's pupils shrank suddenly.

This is?

Xuan Jincheng took a few photos in succession before he gave up. He flipped through the photos and thought that it would be better to cross the line during the day, and he will take some more photos during the daytime this weekend.

This camera app that can bring table pets is not an official product. Xuan Jincheng knew that this was accidentally seen when browsing the game forum yesterday. A friend who was not satisfied could only stare at the game boyfriend and asked her for the program. Husband Yuan created such an app for her, and shared it on the forum based on the principle of sharing with everyone, satisfying the wish of all fans and her boyfriend before going to bed.

Although I don't know how the girl's programmer husband is working on this app, everyone on the forum unanimously gave the girl good reviews.

After taking the photo, Xuan Jincheng continued to poke Xiaobai, relying on the fact that no one would know the conversation between him and Xiaobai, he showed no limit to his morals, calling Xiaobai a baby for a while, and then Call it my dear, and pour out all the bitterness of being abused in the game.

Forced to listen to the bitterness and even give a specific reply, Tuo'ang Xiongbin said in his heart: "Hehe." This player is definitely sick.

After almost uttering the nonsense, Xuan Jincheng picked up the few remaining morals and put them back on himself.

Xuan Jincheng: [Good night, baby, mua~]

After speaking the last sentence, he opened the clock interface, glanced at the alarm clock that was on, and was about to exit when he saw a bubble popping out of Xiaobai's head.

Xiao Xiaobai: 【What is this? 】

From time to time, the table pet will say a word, most of which are words of confession to the owner, and there are also words "what is this" when the owner clicks on a certain program, these are all words that come with the system, and the owner does not need to give answer.

However, by accident, Xuan Jincheng clicked on the bubble, and replied: 【This is the alarm clock, Dad depends on it to get to work on time. 】

Xiao Xiaobai blinked: [That's right~]

"Hmm." Xuan Jincheng couldn't help laughing when he realized that he had said yes, and he actually answered the question seriously to a virtual boyfriend.

Xiao Xiaobai: 【Good night~】

Good night.Xuan Jincheng exited the alarm clock interface, put down his phone and went to sleep.