Hong Kong black cadres hate mackerel

The golden light outside the window passed through the curtains and projected onto the eyelids, printing a faint red color. Zhong Yuanzhong also woke up. When he opened his eyes, he saw a magnified but delicate face with long eyelashes hanging down. Soft and tender, even more well-behaved than the usual gentle and wronged appearance.

Asleep is much more likable than awake.

Zhong Yuan's expression froze: Damn, why is mackerel on his bed! ! !

-But Zhong also agreed to the bet, last time I was admitted to the hospital because of a fever.Or do you have to cheat in the middle?

The words of the mackerel threatening him last night were repeated again.

Nakahara also rubbed his hair, thinking very unpleasantly that Osamu Dazai climbed onto his bed when he was about to fall asleep yesterday, and forcibly stayed on his bed with the excuse of the last bet.

This guy……

Nakahara Zhong also glanced at the peaceful sleeping face that was close at hand. Even though he was extremely badass when he was awake, he was still as soft as an ordinary 16-year-old kid when he fell asleep. The baby's fat face was dark, Long curled eyelashes.

Anyway, he only has some value for this face.

In all fairness, Nakahara was unwilling to owe Dazai Zhi anything, after all, he really hated this person from the bottom of his heart, and he didn't want to have any excuses for him to make irresponsible remarks.So I endured the unhappiness in my heart and allowed him to sleep by my side.

But being restrained by the most hated person is really disgusting.

"Little slug has been staring at me, has the master's good looks made you stunned?"

Zhongyuan Zhong was also taken aback by the sudden gentle voice, his eyes widened and he looked at the sleeping face who was breathing steadily and had his eyes closed, the other party smiled and slowly opened his eyes, and came closer again, The moist and hot breath is evenly sprayed on Zhongye's face.

"You got caught peeking at the owner, how do you punish the misbehaving puppy?"

Fuck, who's your dog!Dead mackerel! !

"When you wake up, get the hell out of here. When you wake up, you smell fishy. It's so disgusting that you want to vomit!!"

Nakahara Chu also unceremoniously kicked the self-talking bastard Dazai off the bed, and didn't bother to watch the other party's artificial screams, he got off the bed and walked into the bathroom with slippers on.

When he came out with wet orange hair and drops of water after rinsing, Osamu Dazai sat down on his bed again, wrapped in his quilt and hugging his pillow in his arms.

"Don't you have a bed yourself? Why do you always run to my bedroom?"

"I smell slugs and I'm super disgusted." Osamu Dazai twitched his lips in disgust, and when he talked about sadness, he even pulled the corner of his white shirt to wipe away the bitter tears that didn't exist at all. . "But I have to force myself to sleep with you because of my nausea. I'm so pitiful, woo woo."

Oh, poor thing, forget it.

Nakahara was too lazy to pay attention to him, he couldn't figure out Dazai's brain circuit at all, he simply took out the hair dryer and plugged in the thread, and blowing his wet orange hair with his back to Dazai.Osamu Dazai didn't know if he was in a daze or something, he sat quietly behind him and didn't speak.

But Zhong could also feel that his gaze had been falling on him.

Probably this ungrateful mackerel was thinking about something sinister again.Zhongyuan Zhong didn't take mackerel seriously, just like Dazai was never afraid of him, and he was never afraid of Dazai either.

"Chuya, has your hair grown longer?"

Osamu Dazai's voice came out unexpectedly, Nakahara Nakaya paused for a while while holding the blower, and unconsciously brushed a handful of fluffy and soft orange hair along with Osamu Dazai's words with one hand.

Well, it is indeed longer than before.

Nakahara also thought about it, and was a little puzzled why Osamu Dazai noticed this, but it was not a big deal, and he was relieved to think that the two of them were always looking for a point of ridicule to disgust each other-anyway, everyone was trying to disgust each other.

Not too bad.

*****

Zhongyuan Zhong also let go of his orange hair, and continued to blow it with the blower.

A bandage-wrapped hand stretched out, and the slender fingers carelessly rolled up the end of Zhongye's hair. The freshly colored hair was more fluffy and shiny than usual after washing.When it is half dry, it feels very silky and flexible to the touch.

Some strange tingling sensation.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing, my freshly washed hair was dirty by you!" Nakahara Nakahara pushed Osamu Dazai in a vicious voice, his ice blue cat eyes were full of impatience for being disturbed. "roll!"

Osamu Dazai glanced at Mizusawa with his pale eyes, and let out a "tsk". "Chuya is indeed a slug, there is a lot of water."

"........."

Osamu Dazai, are you going to die if you don’t find fault?

Zhong Yuanzhong also stared at his blue eyes angrily. "Do you guys have common sense? Of course your hair is wet after taking a shower! Look, my body is also wet!!"

Unconsciously, Nakaya opened the collar of the yukata, and "confirmed" to Osamu Dazai that his body was wet after taking a bath.Holding the yukata with both hands, he snarled at Osamu Dazai with a disgusted expression.

"Did a normal person do something dry after taking a shower? Are you stupid or am I!!! You see for yourself!!"

...Little dwarf, what are you doing?

Zhongya Zhongya's operation was too hard-core, and the cunning little devil didn't even know what expression to put on, so he could only stare blankly at Zhongye who was filled with righteous indignation but couldn't find the point for a few seconds.

Eyes move down.

Osamu Dazai lowered his head expressionlessly and looked at the neckline with "Welcome" written in big letters. The little man probably put on his bathrobe after taking a bath. Crystal drops of water stuck to his fair chest and delicate collarbone, making him wet. Drops of water slid down in strands, lingering in the...

"........."

Osamu Dazai pulled the tissue with a blank face and gritted his teeth fiercely, little slug, you must have disgusted him on purpose, you definitely did it on purpose! ! ! !

*****

No, he cannot admit defeat!

How could he lose to a little slug with a head full of muscles when he was a majestic Dazai?He refuses to accept it! !

"Mackerel, what's your expression? Yes, yes, I make you feel sick again, right? Cut."

Nakahara also thought that he was enough for the blind Osamu Dazai to take a closer look, and put on his bathrobe angrily, his ice-blue pupils became more intense and deep because of his displeasure.Originally, he was waiting for Osamu Dazai to continue to sneer at him, but he didn't expect the mackerel to stare at him blankly for several seconds.

In the end, he showed an even more angry expression.

Zhong Yuanzhong also slowly put out a question mark: Is the mackerel finally crazy?

As soon as he thought this way, Osamu Dazai suddenly appeared on his face in bold and capital letters, "Let the slug know that I will never give up." Nakahara Nakaya's alarm bells rang.

"What are you going to do?" Nakahara Chuya: "Go away!"

Osamu Dazai propped one hand on the bed sheet, an arm wrapped in a plain white bandage was exposed from the loosely rolled-up white shirt sleeve, which made his long and thin arm even more fragile, like a kitten Supported by the soft sheets, leaned over, and said in the most indifferent tone.

"Ah, I lost a bet with someone yesterday, and if I can't do it, I have to change my name from Dazai Osamu."

bet?

Doubt flashed in Zhongyuan Zhongye's icy blue pupils, especially alert: "Are you still going to lose the bet?"

Hey, hey, what are you focusing on?

"........."

Osamu Dazai was dissatisfied and complained from the bottom of his heart, but Nakahara Nakahara looked at him calmly and flickered from seriousness, the blue in his eyes was pure and clean, which made Osamu Dazai stuck.

The little dwarf probably doesn't understand, right?It's so simple... Ah no, a single-celled stupid slug!snort.

"What, little slug, are you complimenting me for being smart?" Osamu Dazai was in a great mood and lay down next to Chuya Nakahara, his two bandage-wrapped calves alternately swayed up and down like a very girly girl. Expressing his good mood that was about to bubble up in his heart.On the front, but pretending to be innocent, the two hands are propped on the sharp chin, and they look disgusted by being hit. "Wow, although it's true that I'm super smart, it's really disgusting to be praised by a dark little slug~"

Disgusting, forget it!

"Go to hell, mackerel! I don't have time to mess with you! I'm very busy, unlike you, a guy who is late for work every day!!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also turned the blower towards the bedside table and was about to leave. Before he had walked a few steps, he felt that the corner of his clothes was being grabbed. His blue eyes followed the bandaged hand that was wrapped around the tiger's mouth, and he was about to catch it. Dazai Osamu's bright round eyes, coupled with his fluffy black hair just waking up, look like a kitten.

It made him subconsciously want to touch a handful of melon seeds in his small head, instead of just violently breaking his head open to see how his brain circuit grows as usual.

Nakahara Chuya: "What are you doing?"

"I've already said that I lost a bet with someone. If I don't call him Dazai, my most hated partner is to disgust me~ I might as well take the surname of Nakaya." Inside, the voice was surprisingly soft, but every word was deliberately said one by one. "Wouldn't it be mine with your surname..."

Osamu Dazai propped up his body as he spoke, the corners of his lips curled up, and the tip of his bright red tongue was faintly visible, revealing an extremely seductive meaning.The well-behaved and soft-looking black-haired boy deliberately tilted his head and said with a smile. "Husband? But if you have to call me husband, it should be Zhongye calling me husband."

"husband?"

Nakahara Chuya repeated the word in confusion, and Osamu Dazai's heart skipped a beat. He felt that the slightly raised ending sound was so sensual, and the rhythm of his heart seemed to speed up.

however--

"The same surname is not necessarily the same as the husband's surname." Zhongyuan Zhong also replied solemnly with his blue eyes open strangely. "You can be my son too."

"?????"

little man?What did you say?Give him another try!

Nakahara also saw the following emotion from Osamu Dazai's face, he didn't show any fear at all, he grabbed Dazai Osamu by the neckline with a chuckle and pulled him over, his face was close to his, and he smiled viciously.

"You actually want to be my son? It's very ideal."

"??????"

What an ideal! ! !

Osamu Dazai was stunned by Nakahara Chuya's terrifying brain circuit, so he let go of the hand that was rudely pulling his collar, and Nakahara Chuya shook his hand in disgust, took a tissue next to him, wiped him, and touched him hand, the teasing and provocative smile disappeared from the corner of his lips, and he said coldly.

"It's not bad, Osamu Dazai. In order to disgust me, you really even involved yourself, and you didn't hesitate to become my son. I really admire you."

"........."

Go to hell, violent slug with different brain circuits :)