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Dazai Zhiji hugged Xiao Douding who was swaying back and forth in his arms, watching Zhou Fangzun pause in place, and finally Zhou Fangzun slowly raised his eyelids.

"I want Zhong Ye."

Osamu Dazai suffocated, he couldn't tell what mood he was in now, but the feeling of unhappiness returned to his chest again, making him uncomfortable all over. "You want to understand?"

Zhou Fangzun refused to talk nonsense, and opened his hands to ask for it.The boiling red color permeated his whole body, announcing his threat at the moment - if he refused, he would use violence to solve it.

"It's okay to be rude, but I'm afraid of pain the most." The boy was still wrapped in a bath towel that was also splashed by the quilt. Full of slender youth. "It doesn't matter if you insist on using the ability..."

Osamu Dazai smiled and stretched out his well-jointed arm, his five fingers slightly spread out, and his voice carried a slight smile.

"I can do it."

Zhou Fangzun was silent, the flames surrounding his body boiled up, the whole figure of Ang Zang was bathed in the flames, he slowly raised his hand——

"Wait a moment."

It was not Dazai who said these three words, but the one behind them outside the window.The two people who were at the verge of sword turning turned their heads and saw a pair of hands climbing up the window sill, followed by Natsume's silly smiling face. "Hi, hello everyone. I didn't expect us to meet again!"

Are you dumb?Said in his dormitory that he didn't expect it? ?Osamu Dazai looked at him as if he was looking at a mentally retarded man.

"..." Sanhuazhu lying on the other side of the window sill helplessly covered his face with his fat cat paws, just pretending not to know him.

Stared at by the black-haired boy and the red-haired Heshan, Dongri stretched out his hand and scratched his face in embarrassment, and smiled silly: "If you want to fight, it's too dangerous, right? It was in the amusement park. Osamu Dazai lifted Chuya's ability. So the ability of Chuya held by Osamu Dazai can't be used, why don't you hold Chuya for me."

"........."

"........."

Dazai Osamu/Zhou Fangzun stared at Dongri expressionlessly: Do you think we are stupid?

*****

"Yeah. Why are there more and more people?" Osamu Dazai shyly lifted up the bath towel wrapped around his waist, covering his chest, and replied shyly with his chubby face. "I'd be embarrassed if there were so many people."

"........."

Zhou Fangzun took the time to glance at the self-talking black hair without saying a word, as if he couldn't connect the kid with a strong and dark aura just now with the guy who looks like a schizophrenic now.

"Ah, I'm so sorry." Dong Ri folded his hands on the window sill and confessed, his long and narrow eyes were quite curious. "Because Xiaozhong is really cute, so I want to come and see him. Just looking at him from a distance through the glass will make me very happy!"

"........."

oh.Sneaking a few peeks through the glass of the bathroom, you're really good at avoiding the important ones!

Osamu Dazai thought with a blank expression, and decided to find someone to come over in a while and paste all the windows in the dormitory with grilles. His kite-colored eyes casually glanced at Zhou Fangzun, who was also expressionless, and he could probably guess the other party's mood and his own. Should be about the same.

"Okay, you can see it too..."

"But what I didn't expect was that it wasn't just Zhou Fangzun who cared about Zhongya, Dazai Osamu, you also cared about Zhongya, you were really gentle and caring to him, and even fed him, bathed and undressed him!"

"??????"

Osamu Dazai/Zhou Fangzun: Gentle?intimate?Who are you talking about? ?WTF? ? ?

"Stop joking!" Osamu Dazai almost vomited out in disgust, his pretty and delicate face was darkened. "How can I be gentle and caring towards Zhongya!! I'm deliberately disgusting Zhongya! I hate him the most!!!"

Dazai Osamu spoke loudly, coupled with a disgusted face, fully expressed his disgust for Chuya,

"But……"

A timid voice came out with doubts, and Dongri, who was lying on the window sill, stretched out his index finger and pointed at Nakaya in Dazai Osamu's arms, "You hug Nakaya very gently! And it's standard Babysitting style!"

What the hell is baby-sitting style, you play a word game yourself! !

Osamu Dazai didn't know where to complain, and lowered his head in the direction of Dongri's fingers: he saw that he was holding his breast-filled pp with one hand, and holding Nakaya's waist with the other to prevent him from accidentally Fell on a smooth tiled floor.

"…………"

So he kept this posture just now, confronting Zhou Fangzun? ?

Osamu Dazai, who was skeptical about life, cast a look of seeking knowledge at Zhou Fangzun, and the red-haired man nodded wisely, not knowing whether he understood or not—making Osamu Dazai want to swear at this moment.

You nod your head! ! !What is it, you know it before he tells you! !You can read minds! !

Osamu Dazai was extremely irritable in his heart, wishing to throw out all the red and yellow furs who coveted his puppies by the collars, but the little guy who provoked the trouble seemed timid and timid, a little aggressive could scare people to tears On a winter day, I didn't even notice the slightest sense of crisis, and said loudly on the window sill:

"You must be in love with Zhong so that's why you're so caring! I'm so touched, your socialist brotherhood is simply touching! Dazai, you must have been aware of your own intentions long ago, and you used to hate to cover yourself up Heart!! Sorry, we won’t compete again!!”

Zhou Fangzun slowly put out a question mark, confused: "Who are you talking about??"

"Don't be kidding!! I said no!" Osamu Dazai felt that the little Douding in his arms was like a hot potato, "Isn't it just a little slug? Dad doesn't care at all, okay? If it weren't for Naka If you rely on me to beat you to death and never let go, I won’t—”

Red-haired Zun?who is it?

Zhou Fangzun tilted his head in bewilderment, and when Osamu Dazai uttered evasive words to quibble, he stretched out his hand graciously, and was hugged by Osamu Dazai in his arms, "I won't let him go even if I insist on pestering him to death". He stretched out his hand to ask Zhou Fangzun to hug him.

"........."

You, a flirt who has no bottom line and messes with flowers, also has a heart! !

Osamu Dazai still wanted to argue, Dongri, who was lying on the window sill, ran into the bathroom at some point, and imitated Zhou Fangzun's movement and stretched out his hand to the little tit.So this unscrupulous playboy looked at the red-haired statue on the left and the yellow-haired sun on the right with his beautiful ice-blue eyes in a daze, tilted his head and thought for a while.

then.

Putting a fleshy little hand in Zhou Fangzun's and Dongri's open palms, the real name has achieved even rain and dew and two-way slapping Osamu Dazai in the face, which can be called beautiful.

"…………"

Osamu Dazai: Chuya Nakahara, you fucking are really proficient in both rain and dew! !

Zhou Fangzun took advantage of the period when Osamu Dazai was so shocked that he was out of shape, he hugged Xiao Zhong with his hands hard, the fragrant and soft little guy was soft and fleshy, as soon as he hugged him, he looked like he had suffered all kinds of grievances. With a coquettish appearance, he buried himself in Zhou Fangzun's neck and rubbed it lightly. "Yeah~"

The short curly orange hair rubbed against his face, and Zhou Fangzun patted the back of the little tit, with a hint of comfort.

"Good boy." Zhou Fangzun coaxed the milky and milky little guy in a low voice, and glanced at Osamu Dazai with his dark golden eyes. "Hei Maozai can't bully you anymore."

"?????"

Osamu Dazai: Kuro Maozai?who? ?Hongmao Zun, you have a strong desire for revenge.

*****

In the end, it turned out that Zhou Fangzun got the most benefit in this matter, Dongri looked at Zhou Fangzun with envious eyes, grievously eating his hands.

"..." Osamu Dazai turned his head away: Tsk, what is there to be proud of.He hates Zhongya the most, so he doesn't care at all!

The only one who showed surprise belonged to the Sanhuazhu who lay on the window sill and witnessed the whole process: After following, peeping, crying, and jumping around repeatedly in the minefield of love... Is there another skill to overcome Tsundere in reverse? ?incredible.

"Chuya can still maintain normal communication and dialogue in the park." Zhou Fangzun comforted the little guy who was tired from crying, caressing his back intermittently, and glanced sharply at Osamu Dazai. "Why do you physically develop towards a toddler when you come back?"

Hey, what kind of eyes do you have?As if these were all good things he did.Osamu Dazai stared back unhappily, with a deceitful smile habitually on the corners of his lips. "I don't know, maybe I really fed Chuya something strange."

Another provocation.

Zhou Fangzun didn't bother to pay attention to the black-haired guy who looked gentle, gentle, innocent and harmless, but in fact was slaughtered. "oh."

oh?What the hell kind of reaction is that.Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows in dissatisfaction.

"En." Zhou Fangzun said lightly. "Zhong also said that generally you speak in a joking tone, and subconsciously touch your earlobe, that is the opposite answer."

Touch the earlobe?

Osamu Dazai was stunned, and was shocked to find that his hand touched his earlobe at some point, and when he suddenly let go, he was surprised: When did Chuya find out?Did the little man tell anyone his secret in private!

With a sense of crisis, Osamu Dazai gradually became sharper in his eyes.He heard Zhou Fangzun continue speaking in a calm voice.

"So when you are provocative like this, I don't have to confront you hard."

...so what is this?Are they helping him from being beaten by Zhou Fangzun, or are they telling Zhou Fangzun not to talk to him?Stupid little slug, is your ultra-small brain capacity used for pedaling a few boats/rain and dew! ! !

The more Osamu Dazai thought about it, the more unhappy he felt. How could a mere slug affect its master?A master is not the same as his friend/suitor.

While feeling upset, Osamu Dazai recalled the chat when Chuya came home.

"You should also have someone who is very good, you can tell him anything, and you want to be with him for the rest of your life the first time you meet." Nakahara Zhongya said to Shang Kong, "Zun is like this to me."

"…………"

Thinking of this, Osamu Dazai was suddenly very grateful for Chuya's slowness.Fortunately, thank you, but he is very upset!

"Red-haired Zun, Yellow-haired Ri!!" Dazai sneered. "You guys won't get good results if you like it!"

"??????"

"??????"

Who is the Red-haired Zun/Yellow-haired Sun! !

Natsume: Suddenly I am extremely fortunate that it is not Huangmaoxia or Huangmaomu :)