Hong Kong black cadres hate mackerel

Won't let you die?

Nakahara Nakaya stared blankly at the cute and cute Osamu Dazai in front of him. For a moment, he seemed to see a 16-year-old black-haired boy who occasionally showed innocence, but now at the age of 19, he has become the youngest cadre in Hong Kong , The traits of occasionally showing a naive side and occasionally mixing a bit of truth in jokes should have been banned long ago.

Thinking of this, Zhong Yuanzhong came back to his senses, and unceremoniously punched the beautiful face in front of him, and said in a vicious voice:

"What nonsense are you talking about? I'm only here because they're provoking me! Is there anything to do with you?!"

Zhongye, you are duplicity again!

"Pain, pain, pain." Osamu Dazai covered half of his face to cover his gnashing of teeth, and his eyes were full of grievances: "Chuya always bullies me and breaks my beautiful face, I want you to take responsibility!! "

Zhong Yuanzhong was also expressionless in the face of someone's accusation: "You think beautiful."

"??????"

Chuya, what's the matter with you! !this!when!As it should!Shun!Rod!Down!Giving others a chance is giving yourself a chance!

"What's the matter with you Chuya!!" Osamu Dazai frowned angrily, "The face is very important, what if I don't have a girl to die for me in the future, I can only find Chuya reluctantly Oh~"

Speaking of this, Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up in vain: That's right, why didn't he think of this!

"...What bad idea are you bastard doing?"

Nakahara looked warily at Osamu Dazai, who had a sly gleam in his kite eyes, and paused for a while, seeing Wu Mi and Nagoo who were colliding fiercely, and dismissed the plan of "putting people into the ICU before Dazai did something bad".

From being targeted by Naraku and Wu Mi three years ago, to receiving an invitation from Naraku three years later and Sister Hongye asked him to join Naraku's organization according to his plan and provide information → Dazai made a plan to kill two birds with one stone.

Everything went so well.

It went so smoothly that even Zhong couldn't see what he had overlooked. Even standing on the balcony from afar and watching Wu Mi chasing Naraku, the uneasiness in his heart expanded infinitely.

"..." Dazai's mischievous smile looked at Wu Mi and Nai seriously after noticing Chuuya and sank, dissatisfied with Chuuya's attention on others, he leaned over and asked intentionally, "What does Chuuya want to ask me? "

"Ah." Zhongyuan Zhong also stared into the distance: "It doesn't feel right."

Just as Zhongyuan Zhongye finished saying this sentence, he heard the little devil beside him laughing "puchi", and Zhongya stared dissatisfiedly at him and caught a pair of kite eyes staring at him with his head tilted.The light-colored eyes are rich in color, clearly reflecting his slightly irritable expression, the eyes are hooked, long, narrow and deep, with three points of tenderness, and the tails of the eyes are slightly raised.

At this moment, he seemed to be the only one in his kite eyes.

So it looks very affectionate.

Nakahara Chuya met Dazai's eyes, and was stunned for a moment, seeing the boy with soft curly black hair tilt his head, his eyes were moist and soft, and asked softly:

"What's wrong? Chuya."

Thanks to Chuya's slowness, Osamu Dazai would never think that Chuya was obsessed with his beauty, and asked a casual question, but only when facing Chuya, his eyes would be clear and warm color.

"...It's nothing." Zhongyuan Zhong also blinked his eyes, came back to his senses, his heart was beating strangely fast, and secretly spurned himself: I knew Dazai's appearance was very good, but even though he has beautiful eyebrows and eyes There is warmth in it, but in fact it is colder than anything else.Is a born little devil.

How could he still be bewitched by this guy's appearance?

Zhongyuan Zhong also thought about it seriously, and felt that the bastard Dazai must be acting gentle suddenly, which made him sick to the point that he had the illusion!

Now that the crux of the problem has been found, Zhongyuan Zhong also naturally breathed a sigh of relief, suppressed the discomfort caused by the random beating of the heart, and focused on the strange point.

"Didn't you find that this matter went too smoothly?" Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned slightly at this point, staring seriously at Naluo who was able to avoid it with ease; "Although I cooperated, things went too smoothly. Not only Wu Mi is easy to take the bait, and Naraku's decision is also inexplicable."

According to Naraku's peaceful personality, it must have collapsed a long time ago.

-Although Wu Mi and I belong to the evil creatures in the dark, it is really uncomfortable to see the same kind.If it's boring, then just have fun.

They all belong to the evil creatures in the dark.

But it still hurts to see the same kind.

When Naraku was in the same room with Naraku, Nakhara Chuya heard a sentence that he said lightly while drinking tea. At that time, Naraku opened his lips slightly, as if there was still a sentence left to say, and finally turned into thinking because he was bored. Be funny.

if--

Nakahara Chuya's blue eyes lit up in vain: What if what Naraku wanted to say was actually something else?It's like knowing the result, still dying, doing evil everywhere, so it makes him feel uncomfortable?

Naraku shouldn't have such a kind personality.

Zhongyuan Zhong also thought contradictoryly, the blue eyes that had just lit up gradually dimmed again, and he began to think carefully about the weird things that happened after he met Nai.

Except for that strange time, it seemed that he saw someone else's hug through him.If you think about it carefully, there are many strange points:

- "Even after death, you can't go to the same place with her. It's better to find something interesting than to waste time."

Zhong Yuan Zhong also had a bold idea in his heart: just because Naraku knew that he was dead, he couldn't go to the same world with that person.So he followed Dazai Osamu's plan and made an appointment without misery, and hastened his own death?

However, it is even more strange to think so.

If you die, you won't go to the same world with that person, why should you speed up your death?

Zhong Yuanzhong also found that whenever he thought he had found the answer, he would soon be defeated by logic.Answers surfaced one by one, and one by one was crossed out.

This feeling made him irritable very quickly, and the doubts in his heart grew bigger and bigger, but the answer was never obtained—but Zhong Yuanzhong also intuitively believed that as long as the real answer was needed, all the confusion in his mind could be cleared away. It worked out.

"Haven't Zhong ever thought that Naraku and Wuyou are already dead?"

Zhong Yuan Zhong also pressed his hand on the balcony with a sudden force: Dead?

*****

"Haven't Chuya thought of that?" Osamu Dazai kept his eyes on Chuya's body, and being looked at by those clear blue eyes made his lips curl up in joy. "They were dead when they came into this world."

Zhongyuan Zhong also stared at the smiling black-haired boy in a daze, and a roar flashed in his head, as if he couldn't hear anything else except the words 'they are already dead'.

but,

Nakahara also quickly realized that what Osamu Dazai said was the truth, because they were dead, so there was the best explanation for the actions of the two of them!

Because they are both dead, it is disgusting to see one party still doing evil as before.

Because they are all dead, they can't go to the same world with their beloved anyway, so they pretend not to know Dazai's plan to hasten death.

Wait, are those companions of Naraku also——

Zhongyuan Zhong also seemed to be in an ice cellar: so those subordinates came to this world with Naraku after they died, so Naraku did not prevent them from being killed.Death is nothing but a better relief for them!

"That's what it means," Zhong Yuan Zhong also raised his head to look at the figure in a daze: "He will not be a kind person when he is alive."

"Obviously not." Osamu Dazai shrugged his shoulders, his eyes fell on Chuya's body, his eyes were a little gentle. "Zhongye..."

Just when Osamu Dazai was about to speak, Chuya Nakahara spoke softly.

"Will it be the same as Zun, will it disappear when the time comes?"

Zhou Fangzun.

Osamu Dazai caught a glimpse of Nakaya's hand grasping the railing until the knuckles turned white, and closed his eyes: "Yes, they will all disappear. It's just that Zhou Fangzun fulfilled his wish and left without leaving any regrets, while they are more inclined to destroy and quietly waiting for death."

"........."

"Look, Chuya, how kind I am to Zhou Fangzun. I have done my best to him who wants to snatch you away. The only thing that went wrong is that he died in my hands in a disguised form." Osamu Dazai was indifferent The corners of her lips curled up, and the image of Zhongye leaving coldly from behind flashed before her eyes, and her eyes were bottomless black. "Because of this, you have always blamed me."

"So?" Zhong Yuan Zhongye's icy blue eyes were cold. "Did you specially design it so that I would be even if I watched them die?"

even.

Osamu Dazai almost burst out laughing at that moment, his little devil never thought why he cared, why he was so worried about Zhou Fangzun's matter from the beginning to the end.

Stupid!Chuya Nakahara, are you a pig?How long are you going to vent your anger!

"Revenge? You call the game I went around and presented in front of you personally revenge?" Osamu Dazai covered his forehead and smiled lowly, with a slight redness at the end of his eyes, and tears almost burst into tears when he laughed. Out. "Chuya Nakahara, are you a fool!!"

Is Osamu Dazai crazy?

It must be crazy to hate him.It's impossible to like him!

Zhongyuan Zhong also frowned in boredom: "Osamu Dazai——"

Dazai Osamu's smile stopped abruptly, frost and gloom gathered in his eyes again, and his kite eyes were colder than usual when facing his subordinates, "Nakahara Chuya, don't you think me too kindly? I I want you to watch with your own eyes those who covet you are calculated by me and driven out of your world one by one."

Nakahara also frowned tightly, his blue eyes mixed with ignorance and confusion: "Osamu Dazai."

"I want them to disappear in front of you," Osamu Dazai said here, the corners of his lips curled up in joy, and the stern look in his eyebrows and eyes showed no sign of retreating.A morbid gaiety cast a dark gleam at the corners of his beautiful eyes. "It's just that if I understand earlier, I can handle Zhou Fangzun's matter more unnoticed."

Dazai Osamu's tone changed from sharp and cold to soft, and his gentle voice seemed to be whispering love words, which made people feel even more creepy.

However, Nakahara also believed that Osamu Dazai could do it.

This is the most terrible.

"Dazai Osamu, you are crazy!" Nakahara Chuya's chest heaved violently, his blue eyes widened in disbelief. "It's fine if you hate me, there's no need to involve others in our affairs!"

"Ala."

Osamu Dazai laughed lightly, the thick and wet hostility on his face was covered up in that deceptively gentle smile, and his facial features became soft.Relying on the advantage of his long legs, he walked up to Chuya one step at a time. His slender, white index finger passed through the chock that Chuya was wearing around his neck, and he hooked his fingers to pull him in front of him.

The tone is gentle and gentle, and the expression is innocent and innocent, only the fierce and slightly vacant eyes reveal the real darkness.

"It is precisely because I want to monopolize Zhongye that I want them all to disappear. But I only predicted Zhou Fangzun wrongly. If I had understood my intention earlier, I would not have played the wrong chess piece. What should I do, Zhongye?" Also. As soon as I think about losing my little devil because of my high self-esteem, I regret it so much that I want all your friends around you to disappear in front of me."

The more he spoke, the softer his voice became.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also so shocked that he forgot to punch him, he stared blankly at the boy who was very close in front of him, his eyebrows were beautiful and gentle, and his eyes were cold, dark and paranoid.

And faintly revealed the fragility of being forced to the brink of collapse.

It's like a toy that I like very much, but I can't compete with others no matter what, and I don't know how to fight for it. It seems that I have been forced to blacken myself.Beautiful and fragile.

Did he push Osamu Dazai to this extent?

Zhong Yuanzhong also opened his lips, and was silent for a while. "Dazai, so you..."

Dazai Osamu rubbed the delicate and smooth skin on Nakaya's neck with his fingers, slowly lowered his head, and with the tip of his tongue against the roof of his mouth, he slowly approached Nakaya's lips. The dark and unspeakable confession was said by him himself. After coming out, the desire to kiss those lips became more and more urgent.

He didn't want to wait any longer.

however--

"So you really hate me so much."

"?????"

Osamu Dazai's gesture of asking for a kiss was replaced by disbelief: You were thinking about this in a serious and unbelievable way just now? ? ?

"But I really didn't expect that," Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded after thinking for a moment. "You actually hate me so much that you can't even stand my friends, and you even blamed my friends."

"???????"

Central Plains Chuya! ! !There must be a lower limit for dullness! !Do you really have a brain!

Osamu Dazai was really shocked, even the darkness in his eyes was frightened to the Jiuzhongtian, watching Nakahara Nakahara, whose brain circuit is different from ordinary people, slapped his hand that was inserted into the chock, and jumped on his toes Go to the balcony.

"But my friend, don't worry about it. Whether it's Saiki, Natsume, Tachihara, Oi, or Dongri. If you have any dissatisfaction, just come to me." The young man standing on the stage raised his jaw arrogantly, The buttoned orange hair is fluffy and slightly curly, making that small face extremely white and dazzling, and the eyes are deep and cold. "I won't let you have a chance to create a second Zhou Fangzun."

The second Zhou Fangzun.

Osamu Dazai fixedly raised his head to look at the resolute young man, his Adam's apple rolled and chewed these words repeatedly:

No more, I will personally send you the never-to-be-forgotten white moonlight.

Never again.

*****

After Nakahara Chuya finished saying this, he felt something was wrong with Dazai, but he didn't investigate further, his body was filled with a dark red supernatural light, and he jumped——

At the same time, two arms wrapped in bandages hugged the waist, the dark red supernatural light on his body collided with Dazai Osamu's disqualification in the world, and Nakahara Nakahara's floating body fell down with a "swoosh".

"Osamu Dazai-I-grass-you-big..."

Zhong Yuan Zhong also hadn't finished yelling his cordial greetings to the instigator, Zhong also felt himself slipping and stopped, and the hand that strangled his wrist grabbed him tightly.A sweet and innocent voice sounded above his head:

"It's too much in the middle! How can it be like this!"

Too much fart, I will beat your head off!Nakahara Nakaya grabbed Dazai Osamu's hand tightly, trying to make him fall together.Until I heard the second half of Dazai's words:

"How can you fuck my uncle, a man can bend and stretch, you come to me! I will bear this suffering!"

"???????"

Osamu Dazai, are you still shameless?Is it just to disgust me like this to remove my ability? !Bastard little devil! !

"Ha." Nakahara Chuya had veins on his forehead, pinched Dazai Osamu and pulled his hand and twisted it hard, "Bastard mackerel, you have a good idea!!"

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! Chuya, you are bullying others!!!"

"Why would I want to bully you?" Zhongyuan Zhong also twisted it counterclockwise with a smirk: "I want to twist your head off and kick it as a ball. What is it to bully you? I want to kill you! !"

"Wow, really?" Osamu Dazai said cheerfully; "If you must kill me, can you let me choose a way to die? I want to die on the bed, and I want to die in the middle too! The world It’s so cold, only Chuya’s X still has warmth! Let me feel the warmth before I die!~”

"?????"

What are you talking about here, you little bastard?I haven't seen you for three years, your disgusting ability has improved a lot! ! !

"Get out of here!!!"

"Well, no~"

Just as Nakahara Chuya and Osamu Dazai were fighting each other, Mumi and Naraku, who were playing cat and mouse, uttered horrified screams——

"Ahhh! No, I don't want to die, I want to live forever!!"

Nakahara Chuya and Osamu Dazai stopped their quarrel, and saw that half of Wu Mi's body was eroded by the sun, and the parts below the waist were all turned into black dust and dissipated in the wind.At this moment he opened his hands in horror.

As far as he knew, he was dead.So when the second death came, he first chose to hit the enemy hard. Unfortunately, Naraku had no intention of dying at the hands of the annoying ghost, and slipped so slipperyly that Wu Mi couldn't even touch the hem of his clothes.

"Damn!! Damn Naraku!"

Wu Mi clenched his hands fiercely, and if his sharp gaze could kill the opponent, it would have turned into a sharp blade and shot directly at him.Wuyou roared angrily, put one hand in front of his head to protect his head, and rushed to the window——

"Bang!"

Unexpectedly, the glass window didn't break out as the fight had expected, and was surrounded by the daylight powers arranged by Dazai outside, becoming a ghost who was embraced by the daylight and died happily.

But -

Wu Mi's whole body directly hit the glass window, and there was a loud bang, probably even Wu Mi himself was knocked stupid. He kept the posture of hitting the window until it was eroded by the sun and turned into powder, and finally let out a roar :

"Why!!!!!"

Zhong Yuanzhong was also very puzzled, only heard the brisk sound of a certain mackerel above his head.

"Wow, sure enough, the stainless steel glass made in country Z is reliable. Even the ghost king can guard against it~"

"???????"

You little devil had expected it a long time ago, and even tampered with the glass windows? ?

Although it was a bit unreasonable, Zhongyuan Zhong also inexplicably began to sympathize with Wu Mi, who was plotted by Dazai and Naraku, the death of the ghost king was a bit too indignified! !

Nakahara also thought about it, and felt that Dazai's hand tightened, and he was dragged up and moved a lot.

As far as you are at the middle and low level of physical skills, do you still want to pull him up?

Nakahara also wanted to laugh at Osamu Dazai, his icy blue eyes squinted upwards, only to see that Osamu Dazai fell half of his body to the outside of the balcony, he was even more dangerous! "What are you guys doing?"

"Oh." The sweat on Osamu Dazai's forehead stained his black and soft hair with moisture, making it soft and tangled together, and said with a smile. "I want to try Kazuya and die for love!"

Sacrifice your uncle!

Zhongyuan Zhong also thought: You bastard has enough disgusting ways.

Dazai waved away Dazai and held his hand, and fell straight down from the fourth floor. Nakahara Nakaya's eyes were piercing while his orange hair was flying. He easily turned over in the air and dragged the balcony on the first floor. The railing cushioned for a while, and finally let go and landed firmly on the ground.

"Wow, Zhong Ye is great~!"

Nakahara Nakaya raised his head proudly and was about to look at Osamu Dazai, when he suddenly noticed that Naraku's figure standing in the distance was gradually becoming transparent, and that figure was gradually fading away, with long curly hair and a pair of red eyes Son, coquettish and evil.

Is Naraku's time coming soon?

Zhong Yuanzhong also straightened his lips, but found that Naraku was looking at him calmly, and Naraku's voice came out of his mind.

- "You should remember it too."

remember what?

Zhongyuan Zhong also opened his eyes blankly and looked at Naraku, but Naraku closed his eyes lightly.

Quietly turned into dust and disappeared in front of Chuya.

Nakahara Chuya's blue eyes were full of confusion, he heard footsteps coming from outside the building, temporarily dispelled the messy thoughts in his heart, pursed his lips and left without saying a word.Chuya Nakahara, who was in a state of confusion, didn't even notice that Osamu Dazai was quiet and didn't speak.

******

Zhong Ye, who left the building, had nowhere to go for the time being, so he simply found an unmanned path and walked quietly in the dark night, sorting out his emotions and puzzles.

Zhong also remembered the same kind of eyes that Naraku showed when he saw him for the first time.Doubts arose in the blue eyes: Naraku didn't seem to mean to regard him as non-human at that time.

So what does that mean.

- "Buzz."

When Nakahara was at a loss, he heard his phone vibrate, and when he took it out, it turned out to be a message from Mackerel. A question flashed in his mind: When did this bastard take his phone away and drag him out of the blacklist? ?

The mackerel sent a picture of a lychee. The pink skin of the lychee was half-peeled, revealing the crystal clear flesh with juice inside.It still looks very appetizing.

Zhong Yuan also thought about it, and the idea of ​​cursing was successfully diverted by Osamu Dazai, and finally typed a "?".

- "Buzz."

Mackerel's: Chuya!Look what's on it!If you answer correctly, you can get a handsome and beautiful boyfriend!

"??????"

Osamu Dazai, what the hell are you doing?Is your head caught in the door again?

Zhongyuan Zhong also blinked his blue eyes in doubt, typed and replied, and then continued to throw the bastard mackerel into the blacklist and did not intend to reply.

the other side--

- "Buzz."

Holding the pillow with one hand, and burying half of his face under the pillow, Osamu Dazai, who had a rough heart, was filled with anticipation when he heard the phone ringing. After taking the phone over, he saw Chuya's reply:

Central Plains Chuya: Red skin, white inside.It's sweet potatoes, right? !

"????????"

Nakahara Chuya, what's wrong with you?