After I Indecently Destroyed Tyrant [Transmigration Book]

"mine……"

When Ji Yan heard the movement, he frowned in his sleep. He felt something touching him, and his movements were very light, as if he had said something, but he couldn't hear it clearly.

He opened his eyes in a daze, and saw something flash in front of him, followed by a magnified face.

The man seemed to be very close to him, and he could almost clearly see every pore on the man's smooth skin.

That face was perfect in Ji Yan's eyes.

The edges and corners are sharp, the eyes are black and bright, and they seem to glow when looking at themselves. The bridge of the nose is high, and it is a right-angled nose that is rare in the entertainment industry.The man's skin was fair, without any impurities, but he was not delicate. Instead, he had the temperament of a mature man. He was exactly the type of wolf and milk that is very popular now.

Especially for Ji Yan's taste, almost every point is based on his aesthetic point.

As a hardcore facialist who naturally likes men, seeing such a perfect appearance for the first time, Ji Yan subconsciously swallowed his saliva, and murmured: "... so handsome!"

He stretched out his hand to touch that face, felt the warm touch of his fingertips, and couldn't help sighing: "This is too handsome! Is today's dream so beautiful? First come a little handsome guy, and now a big handsome guy , What kind of fairy looks are these!"

After saying this, Ji Yan took advantage of the mentality of being a fool not to take advantage of it, and kissed the person in his arms.

But after all, it was the first time they met in a dream. As a little virgin with no love experience, Ji Yan didn't dare to go too far, so he only kissed the face of the handsome guy.

The sound of "baji" echoed throughout the room.

Seeing the handsome guy being directly kissed by him, Ji Yan was a little embarrassed, but he still closed his eyes very satisfied, enjoying this rare sweet dream.

Before he lost consciousness, he felt that the person next to him reached out to hug him, hugging him with a faint fragrance of ink. A big burning hand was placed on his waist, which was warm and comfortable, and Ji Yan just continued fell asleep.

In the end Ji Yan was woken up by urinating, sat up in a daze and was about to go to the bathroom, but when he opened his eyes, he was completely stunned.

He looked at the handsome guy in front of him, a little blankly: "Why are you still here? Am I still awake?"

For some reason, the handsome guy seemed a little embarrassed and looked at him without saying a word.

Ji Yan sat on the bed and looked around.

A bright yellow bed, a big wooden bed with dragons carved on it, a big thick pillar, a beautifully carved golden incense burner... and a handsome guy in a bright yellow gown...

Huh?Why is the handsome guy's eyes so strange?

Ji Yan followed the other party's line of sight, and saw the small tent that he had just woken up with a normal man's reaction...

"!!!"

Ji Yan subconsciously stretched out his hand to block that place.

The man looked at Ji Yan's face that turned red in an instant, his expression was a little surprised, but he didn't look at that place again.

Ji Yan covered his mouth, and his brain, which was suffocated by urine, suddenly woke up. He tentatively stretched out his hand, and pinched the man in front of him who was motionless and looking at him.

Seeing the other party's still expressionless face, Ji Yan was even more confused, "Doesn't it hurt?"

Then he saw the handsome guy in ancient costume and shook his head.

Ji Yan: "..." Do you want to cooperate like this...

This scene was so real, Ji Yan always felt that something was wrong, so he pinched himself with the same force.

"Oh my god, it hurts me to death!"

Hearing his call, the man on the opposite side hooked his lips, but there was something complicated in his eyes, as if he was distressed, but also a little bit happy.

Ji Yan clutched his arm, looking at the handsome guy in front of him who was completely on his aesthetic point, he was a little confused, so he asked aggrievedly: "Isn't this a dream?"

The handsome guy looked at his hand covering his arm distressedly, and finally said the first sentence: "No."

The voice was hoarse, with the quality of a smoky voice, and it sounded particularly sexy. Ji Yan felt that he had been hit again, and a small heart burst out with pink bubbles.

But now is obviously not the time to sigh, Ji Yan tentatively asked: "Then are you a big star? Are you filming now?"

The other party had a puzzled expression, and after hesitating for a while, he said, "My name is Wen Yi."

"what?"

Ji Yan is completely stupid...

Wen Yi... If he remembers correctly, the main character he watched before going to bed was Wen Yi, a tyrant who killed people without batting an eyelid and could stop children from crying at night...

If this is really Wen Yi... Ji Yan thinks about the things he has seen...

Is he... wearing a book?

Ji Yan was completely dumbfounded, and the small tent under him instantly withered.

I shouldn't be scared out of the question!

Ji Yan was in a panic all over, and the belated urgency to urinate suddenly became apparent, and he remembered that he seemed to be awakened by urination.

It's okay to not pay attention to some things, once you notice it, you can't ignore it at all, and the protagonist sitting in front of you is the tyrant, Ji Yan feels that he will not be able to hold on any longer.

Jumping back and forth between wetting the dragon bed and asking the tyrant for help, Ji Yan chose the latter after a little hesitation. After all, his 21-year life of being rated as a temperamental school grass every year does not allow him to do something as embarrassing as bedwetting. things come.

Even if he was going to die, he couldn't be a suffocating ghost, he had to die dignifiedly!

Ji Yan, who had made a good choice, was filled with a heroic and fearless temperament, and then he stood respectfully aside, gritted his teeth and looked up at Wen Yi, his legs went limp in an instant... and he wanted to go to the toilet even more up...

Ji Yan lowered his head and began to rebuild his mind.

It’s good to be able to say it, whether it’s loud or not, whether it’s strong or not... These are not important at all, we are pragmatic and don’t engage in those fancy rituals.

Right, that is it.

So Wen Yi saw that the beautiful pink layer spread from Ji Yan's face to the collar, which was very attractive, and the arc of his head was also very beautiful, and then he heard Ji Yan ask in a low voice: "Would you like me?" Can you make it easier?"

After Ji Yan finished speaking, he quietly raised his head and glanced at the tyrant.Wen Yi seemed very surprised, as if he had heard something terrible, he slightly opened his eyes and looked at him.

To die to die.

I knew this was a tyrant, how could he agree!How dare I make such a demand on a tyrant!

To the restroom? !A dying person is entitled to a bathroom break!

It's over, I'm sure I'm going to die soon, and I don't know if he can let me die more simply for the sake of my innocence.

ah!I'm so stupid!What's the use of being innocent?Talking about innocence to a tyrant who killed countless people? !

He remembered it clearly. It was written in the book that when Wen Yi was fighting at the border, he ordered the slaughter of three cities.Which of the tens of thousands of lives in the three cities is not innocent?But they all died in that massacre...

In addition to the maids, eunuchs, and ministers who ordered beheadings who usually died in the deep palace...Wen Yi didn't know how many people he killed. The title of tyrant is not nonsense.

I don't know how he will let me die. I guess it won't be a good way to die. After all, I will soon be unable to hold back. If I say that I am disrespectful and disrespectful to the emperor, what good will happen?

Ji Yan thought about all kinds of ways to die, from dismemberment by five horses to Ling Chi, when he thought about cutting him in half, he suddenly heard the tyrant raise his voice and say, "Bring the official room in."

official room?

Ji Yan didn't know, so he turned his head and saw a fat man wearing a eunuch's uniform of a similar style in the TV series, he should be a father-in-law, and ran in with small steps, holding a spittoon.

Or a golden spittoon with a dragon on it...

Ji Yan: "..."

After repeated blows, Ji Yan has clearly realized that he is indeed wearing a book.

After all, a golden spittoon with a dragon engraved on it, the TV would not dare to shoot like that!

Ji Yan was finally distracted by other things, and he was not so afraid, when he suddenly heard the tyrant say, "Stop!"

Hearing a "slap", Ji Yan's leg gave way and fell directly to the ground.

ah!Why am I so useless!

Ji Yan wished he could find a crack in the ground and slip in. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the tyrant taking a few steps towards him, barely blocking the view from the outside, "Go out, don't let anyone in without my will!"

What does it mean?Are you going to torture me to death yourself?How can I be a death row prisoner!

"What's wrong with you? Do you want z... Shall I help you up?"

Ji Yan was so full of heart that he was going to die, he didn't hear what Wen Yi said at all, he sat on the ground motionless, replaying the whole morning in his mind.

Early this morning, he slept on the emperor's bed, molested the emperor, and after sleeping comfortably, he asked why the emperor was still here, pinched him and asked if it hurt, and now he dared to ask the emperor for it To the restroom!

According to the behavior of the tyrant in the book, even if he had a hundred heads, it would not be enough to chop him off!

He stared at the ground and did not dare to move, but Wen Yi was looking at him.

Ji Yan also has a few bunches of stupid hair standing up messily on his head, which is a lighter color than others, and this strange clothes with strange shape, arms and legs exposed, which looks very unscrupulous...

This Ji Yan was exactly the same as the one he had seen last time.

Time seemed to leave no trace on him.

Seeing Ji Yan like this, Wen Yi felt soft in his heart.

Fortunately, I stopped Bifu just in time, otherwise his appearance would be seen by others.

He is here warmly remembering, while Ji Yan's heart is full of tears.

When Ji Yan thought that he was going to die soon, he felt sad for a moment. As mentioned in the book, he began to think about his little half of his life——

In the past 21 years, although he has not made much contribution to the society, he abides by the law and is willing to help others. When he was in kindergarten, he was still No. 1 in the evaluation of Little Lei Feng in the class...

Since elementary school, countless little girls have tried to fall into his arms, but he has never done anything out of line.

After knowing her sexuality in high school, she kept herself safe, restrained her lustful desire to like handsome men, and waited for her handsome old attack in a clean manner.

When he was in college, he started to draw cute little comic strips, and began to serialize comics, and was called the most heart-warming painter by fans.The manga that was just finished won a big prize. Before he could spend the 300 million bonus plus hundreds of thousands of manuscript fees, he wore the book...

No matter what, he considers himself a person who can be called harmless to society, the country, and the community with a shared future for mankind.

What did I do wrong again?Ji Yan lamented in his heart.

Could it be that I was wasting air?Or maybe I think I'm pressing down on the earth?

……

die or die...

Ji Yan looked at the golden spittoon engraved with dragons over there, raised his head and looked at Wen Yi as if resigned to his fate, with tears in his eyes uncontrollably, and asked pitifully: "Your Majesty, before you die, can you let me Go to the bathroom?"