After I Indecently Destroyed Tyrant [Transmigration Book]

[Words! ! ! 】

[Ding dong woo woo woo woo woo, some people say that I am a evil boy who is a disaster for the country!I know I'm good-looking, but I haven't brought disaster to the country yet!I didn't even ask him for a fancy carriage!They said that I am a disaster boy!I'm so wronged, it's like snowing in June! ! ! 】

Ding Dong just made a big fuss and didn't know what he was in a hurry for. Hearing Ji Yan say these few words, he went astray, 【Ah, then you are in such a miserable situation, what should we do now?Let's go and make trouble, or it will be too bad. 】

【right!That's what I think, you deserve to be a bosom partner, understand me! 】

[Then have you thought about what's going on? 】

【not yet.By the way, what did you want to say in such a hurry just now? 】

[Oh my God, why did you take me away! 】

Ding Dong became anxious in an instant, Ji Yan felt a hundred elephants jumping anxiously in his mind, 【Then hurry up and say it! 】

[Just now the tyrant's blackening index suddenly soared by 20%!All of a sudden! 】

Since he missed the information in the free mission area last time, Ding Dong has paid special attention to it recently, for fear that he might lose something again. As a customer service, this situation is quite embarrassing.

So when the tyrant's blackening index changes today, he will watch it!

[Just so abruptly, I'm staring at it!There was not even a second in the whole process, and it soared by 20%! 20%! 】

[20%!Isn't it 70% now! 】

Ji Yan was also anxious, "Sister Bailu, is there a way to hurry up?"

Bai Lu didn't know what happened to him suddenly, but seeing that he was really anxious, she got out of the carriage in a flash, taking the driver's original position, and the carriage picked up instantly.

Because of his anxiety, this time the carriage rushed all the way to the gate of Linxian Palace, Ji Yan hurriedly got out of the carriage, and saw Wen Yi walking out in a daze, his appearance didn't look right.

Ji Yan didn't care that this was the entrance of Linxian Palace, he ran over at a speed of [-] meters, and hugged him without saying a word.

No matter what, the most important thing is to stop people first.

The moment he hugged him, Ji Yan felt the person in his arms stiffen, and then relaxed.

[Yanyan, it's dropped by 10%! 】

Ji Yan heaved a sigh of relief, he ran too fast just now, and now holding Wen Yi he couldn't stop panting.Suddenly a big hand covered his back smoothly, carrying a familiar warmth.

"I'm fine," Ji Yan patted Shun Wenyi's back, "Don't be angry, it's fine, it's fine."

[Yanyan, another 10% drop!50% back to before. 】

[I see, you go down first. 】

【drop! 】

Ji Yan dragged Wen Yi back to Linxian Palace, asked Wednesday to bring a pot of cold water to boil, and drank several cups one after another. After drinking, he sat down for a while, and then looked at Wen Yi who was on the side.

Wen Yi's eyes have returned to normal, but the whites of the eyes are still a little red and bloodshot, but it is much better than the red eyes just now, and there is spirit when looking at him.

Ji Yan poured Wen Yi a glass of water, "It's cool and plain, I'm not used to tea."

"tastes good."

Seeing that Wen Yi spoke, and his tone was normal, Ji Yan was finally relieved.

Thinking of the soaring 20% ​​blackening index just now, Ji Yan felt sympathetic, pretending to smile relaxedly, "You were so aggressive just now, what are you going to do?"

to kill.

Naturally, he couldn't say this, but he didn't want to lie to Ji Yan, so he didn't say anything, looking like a kid who did something wrong, completely different from the violent person just now.

Even if Wen Yi doesn't say anything, Ji Yan can guess about the same.

Wen Yi had already given Bai Lu to him, but Gu Yu was still his. Just after Gu Yu took Mr. Zhang away, she never appeared again. Now Wen Yi probably knows everything.

This 20% blackening index rises and falls for him, all in an instant, and it is false to say that he is not moved.

Ji Yan laughed out loud, and jokingly said to Wen Yi: "Your Majesty, just now I ran a horse and a carriage in the palace, will they call me a villain for the country again because of this?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Wen Yi's face darkened visibly, before he could speak, Ji Yan suddenly became arrogant, "So, I've decided!"

Wen Yi looked at him, breathing a little lighter.

He didn't know what Ji Yan had decided, what would he do if he decided to leave?

Before he could figure it out...Ji Yan suddenly laughed out loud, "From today onwards, I'm going to bring disaster to the country! The whole Great Chu, I'm going to walk sideways! Otherwise, how can I be worthy of those nonsense! Hahaha Ha ha ha ha!"

At the beginning, Ji Yan just laughed casually, and smiled, but he really felt that what he just said was very interesting, and laughed outright.

Wen Yi didn't expect such a reversal. Seeing Ji Yan's happy smile, he laughed too.

After a while, Wen Yi found that Ji Yan couldn't breathe from laughing, and became a little worried, so he poured Ji Yan a cold drink and asked him to drink a little.

The two of them laughed like this, and most of the depression in their hearts dissipated.

Wen Yi's appearance is not as stunning as Xu Pingjing's, but it happens to be in Ji Yan's aesthetic point, no matter what time it is, as long as he sees him, Ji Yan finds it pleasing to the eye.

Wen Yi is always gentle and gentle in front of him, putting him in the most important place, and doing everything meticulously.

But he loves the way Wen Yi smiles the most.

Like a big boy, full of vigor and vigor.But this kind of Wen Yi, he has only seen it twice in such a long time, and this is the second time.

Seeing the smile on the corner of Wen Yi's mouth, Ji Yan felt distressed and obsessed.

"I don't care what they think of me." Ji Yan suddenly said: "There are so many people in this world, they are not me, they can't decide my life, whether it's a disaster for the country, or domineering... no matter what they say, I don't care. You don't have to care."

In the carriage just now, he thought a lot.Being commented like this by others made him feel uncomfortable, but most of all he thought of Wen Yi.

He has only been in this world for more than a month, and he doesn't know many people in total, so he is labeled as a disaster for the country. This kind of grievance is almost unprecedented for him.

But these are just a drop in the ocean compared to Wen Yi's past years.

How uncomfortable Wen Yi must have been.

He got up suddenly, squatted down in front of Wen Yi, and looked up at him.

The two looked at each other, and Wen Yi heard Ji Yan say, "I love seeing you smile the most."

This kind of atmosphere is really ambiguous. In order not to be embarrassed, Ji Yan figured out that it was a problem even if it played a role.

"Let me cook for you today!"

After finishing speaking, Ji Yan ran out without waiting for Wen Yi's reaction, "Sister Bai Lu, please help me see if lunch is ready in the kitchen?"

"It's already taken to the small hall, are you going to call the emperor and young master over for dinner?"

Just as Ji Yan wanted, he asked Wen Yi to wait in the small hall first, then rushed to the kitchen with great interest, and drove everyone else out, as if he was about to close the door and do something important.

Ji Yan decided to make his specialty dish - tomato scrambled eggs!

As for why he is a specialty dish, it's just because he can only cook this one dish.

First, he went to the system mall to buy two large tomatoes and a little white sugar, and Ji Yan officially started his first meal in this world.

After breaking the eggs and putting them away, peeling the tomatoes and cutting them into small pieces, and preparing to start the fire, Ji Yan belatedly realized that the stove needs firewood, and this once again involved his blind spot in knowledge.

On Monday and Tuesday, they looked like children in Ji Yan, they couldn't do such a thing, so in order not to arouse the suspicion of others, he had no choice but to call Gu Yu to come in and light the stove for him.

Although I haven’t made it for a while, it’s a specialty dish after all, the base is still there, and I finally served it out. Ji Yan tasted it, and the saltiness is suitable, the color and fragrance are good, 99 points!

For the one point deducted, leave yourself room for improvement!Otherwise, it is easy to swell if it is too full.

In order to thank Gu Yu for helping to burn firewood, Ji Yan specially filled a small half bowl for him to taste.

Gu Yu had been hungry for a long time, when he saw the small half bowl Ji Yan gave him, he was very moved on the spot, took a sip full of anticipation, and was instantly stunned.

What a smell!Sweet, but not greasy at all, with the unique umami taste of eggs!

Seeing Gu Yu's ice-cube face instantly sluggish and confused, Ji Yan fell into an unprecedented sense of satisfaction, and couldn't help boasting to himself on the way to the small hall with the tray.

Sure enough, I should still score [-] points. I'm still too modest. That one point deduction really shouldn't be...

Wen Yi and Ji Ping'an had already sat down at the dinner table, looking at the plate in his hand, their eyes were shining.

Ji Yan walked over and found a table of dishes, only C seat was vacant, he nodded with satisfaction, tomato scrambled eggs successfully debuted at C position!

In the end, Ji Yan didn't eat much of this dish, and was quickly wiped out by Wen Yi and Ji Pingan.

All kinds of rainbow farts in Ping An are almost heavenly. In contrast, Wen Yi is much more subtle. All the emotions are written in the eyes, and only the simplest sentence remains, "It's delicious."

With a simple sentence, Ji Yan was instantly moved.

In modern times, some people have tasted his special dish. Although the response is not bad, there is no such sense of satisfaction at all.

It seems that because of this dish, their lives have become happier.

After eating, it was time for Mr. Ji to give a lecture.

Ji Ping'an's pinyin has been learned very well, but the simplified characters of Ji Yanhui are not suitable for Ji Pingan to learn, so Ji Yan has no choice but to ask Wen Yi to find a teacher for Ji Pingan.Then he took advantage of this time to teach Ji Ping'an numbers.

Wen Yi didn't leave after eating, but just watched. The more he looked, the more delicate these symbols became.

After Ji Pingan learned the first five numbers, he went to take a nap. Seeing that Wen Yi was interested, Ji Yan wrote down the Arabic numbers in order. In order to see them clearly, he wrote them with a gel pen.

After all, his brush calligraphy is really shameful. Even Ji Pingan now follows the pencil he uses. After he is ready to learn calligraphy, he will ask his husband to teach him how to use the brush, so as not to be spoiled by Ji Yan.

After explaining Arabic numerals to Wen Yi roughly, Ji Yan was also a little sleepy, rubbed his eyes and went back to the room, Wen Yi followed step by step, and Ji Yan did not object.

The two of them took a nap together, at first there was still an empty seat between them.

After waking up from a nap, Ji Yan was held in Wen Yi's arms again. He had a bad habit of staying in bed, and being hugged like this made him feel more comfortable. He didn't want to open his eyes, so he went to look at the system interface.

After this task is completed, the next task is to own a workshop. Ji Yan has long thought about making paper, so he accepts it without hesitation.

Then...the exciting lucky draw!

But Ji Yan is very self-aware of his own luck. He has never won any prizes at such a young age. Looking at the lucky draw box, he can't help but start to doubt himself, 【Is there any thank you for your patronage here? 】

[...It seems that there are some, but no one has ever drawn them. 】

I might be the first!

[Otherwise, I'd better pick a good day and auspicious day first, and then smoke after burning incense and taking a bath! 】

[... Personal opinion, it doesn't matter when the lottery is drawn, the important thing is the person who draws the lottery. 】

【yes!Ding dong you are awesome! 】

Ji Yan opened his eyes, and met Wen Yi's dark eyes.This guy doesn't know how long he has been staring at him like this, but Ji Yan doesn't have any ambiguous emotions now, and his whole heart is on the matter of drawing the prize.

Speaking of the lottery drawers, they are far away in the sky and close in front of us, Wen Yi is the child of luck in this world!

Ji Yan rolled his eyes and looked cute, "Wen Yi, would you do me a favor?"

Wen Yi naturally agreed to everything.

With Ding Dong's help, Ji Yan took out the lucky draw box and placed it squarely in the middle of the bed, between him and Wen Yi.

When he was doing this, he didn't deliberately avoid Wen Yi, Wen Yi saw Ji Yan take out a strange big box out of thin air.

The big box should be made of metal, like iron, but it has more texture than iron. The whole body is colorful, and several colors are mixed together, which has a strange feeling. There is a round hole in the center of the top, which looks more The fist is slightly bigger, I don't know what it is used for.

Ji Yan naturally didn't know that Wen Yi had observed the lottery box so carefully, and now he was full of anticipation for the prize.

If I get a free ticket, should I buy books?Or to buy seeds?If the order is exempted, can the order be exempted for the same product or some products?

Ji Yanchang is so old that he hasn't even won "one more bottle", but this doesn't affect his imagination of winning the big prize at all, as if he has already got such a free ticket, standing in the system mall and starting to worry.

"What does Yanyan need me to do?"

"Oh," Ji Yan woke up from his own imagination, blinked his big eyes and looked at Wen Yi, "Just put your hand in and grab a ball and come out, you can only grab one!"

It sounds like a very simple matter, but Ji Yan's expression is too expectant, so Wen Yi can't help but pay attention to it.

Under Ji Yan's hopeful eyes, Wen Yi carefully put his hand into the lottery box, carefully selected one among a pile of metal balls with exactly the same shape, size and texture, and handed it to Ji Yan.

The moment the metal ball was taken out, it meant that the lottery draw was over, and the lottery box naturally no longer needed to exist, so it suddenly disappeared.

Ji Yan looked at the metal ball, Wen Yi looked at Ji Yan, both of them turned a blind eye to the disappearance of the lottery box, as if it was something very common.

Ji Yan put the metal ball between the two of them, closed his eyes, and clasped his hands together: "The Taishang Laojun, Tathagata Buddha, Jade Emperor, Queen Mother... must win a big prize!"

After worshiping all the immortals that he could remember in Journey to the West, Ji Yan opened the metal ball with great care and saw the small card inside.

——[-]% off coupons in any area of ​​the system mall (up to [-] points for the original price of the product).

"Ahhh! [-]% off! You can save [-] points!!!"

For Ji Yan, a non-chieftain, this was an unprecedented surprise experience. Under such joy, Ji Yan couldn't help hugging Wen Yi, and said "baji" with a grimace.

"Wen Yi, I'm so cute!"