The correct posture to kill a rival

Toilets were called huts at that time. Generally, there are no toilets in large courtyards. If you want convenience, you have to go to the public toilets in the alleys.

But there are only a dozen or so golden points in total, and when it comes to prime time - go to the toilet for 2 minutes and wait in line for 10 minutes.

However, there are exceptions. As long as you have money, you can build a hut for your own use behind your yard.

In the yard where the Ye family lived, the hut was built behind a big locust tree in the backyard.

The police searched around the hut—in this cold day, and the backyard was so deserted that not even an ant came out, where would there be people?

So everyone turned their attention to the hut.

A belt was hung upside down on the tightly closed door-this is an unwritten rule: use the belt to signal others, and someone inside is using it.If a woman doesn't have a belt, she will put a broom or something at the door.

Since it's a belt, it proves that it's an old man inside. Captain Zou went to the latrine and kicked open the door that wasn't very strong in the first place.

Ye Qilu closed his eyes.

He was already thinking about what he would do next if Yi Yunshu was arrested.

Seconds passed-

Silent.

Only the sound of the cold wind dancing wildly remained in the air.

Ye Qilu slowly opened his eyes.

The next second he laughed.

I saw Difei standing in front of the urinal—with half a fried dough stick in his mouth, controlling his urination with both hands—accompanied by the sound of "哗哗——", he said vaguely with the fried dough stick in his mouth: "What are you doing? Others It's nice to pee, what's the matter?"

Not only Captain Zou, but other police comrades were also stunned.

Ye Qilu smiled and asked, "Hey, can't you eat after peeing?"

At this time, Difei was also finished. He pulled up his trousers and at the same time took out a handful of black melon seeds from his trouser pocket. He didn't even have a belt on, and handed the melon seeds to Captain Zou with the black melon seeds in his mouth. Half a deep-fried dough stick, "Mr. Police Officer, would you like some? Yesterday my mother fried it at home by herself. It's delicious!"

"..." Captain Zou was speechless, "Have you washed your hands?"

"Today, the water outside is freezing, what should I use to wash?" Difei was displeased, "You can make do with something."

Captain Zou: "..."

The logic is too ghostly, the picture is too beautiful...

Ye Qilu interrupted this embarrassing conversation, and brought the topic back to the main topic: "Captain Zou, my house was turned upside down by you, but where is Yi Yunshu? I said I don't know him, so why don't you?" Do you believe it?"

Captain Zou glared at Difei, walked slowly to Ye Qilu, half-closed his eyes:

"Don't think that you helped him as if you did something good! First of all, based on what I know about that kid, he won't accept your favor at all. Second, don't be so naive as to think that I only Sing a dime song and get rid of him—do you know him? Do you know who he is? To tell you the truth, those punks who play rock and roll, there is no good person! In the future you will understand what I mean What you said, and regret everything you did today!"

"Of course I don't know him, and I don't want to know him, and I never thought that I would do good things for the heavens." Ye Qilu laughed, "I will only do what I want to do, even if I know It's not right as far as I think."

Captain Zou snorted, "Boy, in this society, if you have too strong a personality, you will be fooled."

Ye Qilu pulled out a standard indifferent smile.

Di Fei, who was next to him, had already eaten all the fritters, spread the palm containing the melon seeds between Ye Qilu and Captain Zou, and asked very inappropriately: "Don't bother with Kan, do you want to eat?"

"..." Captain Zou glared at Di Fei again, waved his hands at the police comrades present, and commanded: "Get out!"

Ye Qilu and Di Fei followed to the front yard and watched them leave.

After those policemen left without a trace, Ye Fenfei said with a cold face, "Tell me, what are you doing again?"

"I don't know either." Ye Qilu said.

Ye Fenfei raised his voice: "What did you say?!"

Di Fei hurried out to smooth things over, "Hey, you two, go back to the house and talk, it's too cold outside."

Ye Fenfei and Ye Qilu went back to the house one after the other.

Difei said he was going to pick up belts in the latrine, but he didn't go with them.

"Crossroad—"

As soon as Ye Qilu closed the door, he heard his sister-in-law calling his name behind him, her voice full of helplessness and disappointment.

"...You are no longer a child. When will you really grow up? Your grandfather's condition is very bad. Not only is there an old problem in his leg, he has also been diagnosed with tuberculosis. The doctor said it was tuberculosis, but What's going on, don't I need to say any more?"

"...In the future, your grandma will take care of your grandpa more often, including me. We will spend less and less time with you, but as for you, the older you get, the more you can drift away-the ordinary fights and fights that don't come home at night are no longer possible. Are you satisfied? Did you see how many policemen came to your door today? How can you let us rest assured?"

"Bilu, when you were born, your grandfather named you 'Bilu', but he didn't tell you to go astray! Let me take care of myself!"

As if a thunderbolt struck his head, it took a long time before Ye Qilu said slowly, "Sister-in-law, grandpa..."

"Don't talk about your grandfather, come with me to the hospital to see him in a while." Ye Fenfei stood at the door of the big house and pointed inside, "First explain to me what's going on."

"I don't know why I saved him," Ye Qilu said. "At that time, there was only one thought in my mind, that is, I must not let him be taken away by the police—as for what happens to him later, that's all." It's none of my business."

Ye Fenfei didn't ask any further questions, but just dropped a sentence: "Principles that don't make sense!"

As for the scene performed in the latrine in the morning, Ye Qilu later realized that it was Yi Yunshu's idea.

At that time, Fu Chuanxin took Yi Yunshu to the backyard, and they could already really hear the conversation between Ye Qilu and Captain Zou.

Captain Zou came prepared, and hiding in the hut was obviously the way to sit and wait for death.

It just so happened that Yi Yunshu noticed the big pagoda tree at the door of the hut - he climbed onto the tree trunk in three steps, and was dumbfounded by Fu Chuanxin.

While Yi Yunshu was still helping Fu Chuanxin climb the tree, Difei came to the backyard with a bag of fried dough sticks - he heard Ye Qilu arguing with the policemen in the room, and the two sides kept talking about Yi Yun Shu, he knew that trouble was coming - yesterday he witnessed the two of them sleeping together again after being inseparable.

Di Fei came to the backyard to look for Yi Yunshu with the mentality of trying, but he happened to meet her right.

Difei looked at Yi Yunshu's slender arm and it was very difficult to pull Fu Chuanxin, so he went over to help him.

Yi Yunshu took this opportunity to tell Difei to squat in the hut, so that he could help Ye Qilu at the critical moment.

It's just that Yi Yunshu didn't expect that Difei would be in a hurry to urinate at that time...

Then there was a wave of blunders...

Finally, Yi Yunshu and Fu Chuanxin climbed out of the courtyard along the branches of the pagoda tree and fled.

It was half a month after Ye Qilu saw Yi Yunshu again.

At noon that day, he happened to pass by the Central Academy of Drama by bicycle.

It just so happened that the final exams of Chinese opera were over, and the students were all cheering and running out in groups—a young man from somewhere was carrying a tape recorder, and Teresa Teng's "Sweet Honey" came out from the speaker.

Sweet you smile sweetly

Like flowers blooming in the spring breeze...

Zuo Shan's face suddenly appeared and could not be lingered.

Ye Qilu stopped the car at the entrance of Zhongxi Opera to try his luck.

Zuo Shan, who was wearing a red down jacket and a ponytail, was fashionable and youthful. She seemed to be a focal point in the crowd, and Ye Qilu saw her immediately.

Ye Qilu rode over and stopped in front of Zuo Shan, "Hi." He chose an opening that couldn't be more corny.

Zuo Shan was slightly startled, then laughed, "It's you."

"That's right, it's me." Ye Qilu pursed his lips slightly, "I'm here to fulfill my promise."

"What?" Zuo Shan asked.

Ye Qilu laughed and said, "Didn't I say I wanted to invite you to dinner last time? You can pick whatever you want as you agreed to be 'three swords and one axe', and you have to keep your word."

Zuo Shan didn't hold back either, and said openly, "Eat? That's fine! But let's forget about 'three swords and one axe'. What you eat is not food, but white money."

Ye Qilu shrugged, "It doesn't matter."

Then Zuo Shan's sweet smile suddenly froze on her face, her gaze fell behind Ye Qilu, and slowly, she shifted her gaze back to Ye Qilu's face—"I...a friend came... "

Ye Qilu turned his head.

His gaze also became deeper.

Yi Yunshu held a small bouquet of flowers and stood under the billboard not far away.