The correct posture to kill a rival

"Can I lie on your lap—"

The sentence Yi Yunshu said was completely a declarative sentence, not an interrogative sentence.

Before Ye Qilu had a taste of what it was like to "lie on your lap"—Yi Yunshu was already dazed, slowly, step by step, dragging the chair next to Ye Qilu one by one. come over.

Then the chairs were arranged and combined together to form a simple small bed.

With a cigarette in his mouth, Yi Yunshu moaned "Uuuuh..." from his throat, probably because the wine he just drank was so fast and violent that he had already exceeded his drinking limit.

He stretched his limbs, supported the back of the chair with one hand, and pressed the dining table with the other. He sat on the "small bed" with his back facing Ye Qilu, and then slowly lowered his upper body, lying carelessly on Ye Qilu's right leg. superior.

Ye Qilu looked down at the man who used his thigh as a pillow, and fell into "...".

What does this mean?

What's more, Yi Yunshu still had the unburned cigarette dangling from his mouth.

The slender cigarette burns little by little——

"You fucking don't burn my pants." Ye Qilu cursed in a low voice, and unceremoniously pulled the cigarette out of Yi Yunshu's lips.

Yi Yunshu couldn't even open his eyes, but it still didn't prevent him from moaning dissatisfiedly, "Mmmmmmm——".

Ye Qilu: "..."

After being speechless, Ye Qilu calmly picked up his rice bowl, and continued to pick up vegetables and eat slowly.

The owner of the small restaurant is a warmhearted person. After noticing the situation with Ye Qilu and Yi Yunshu, he thought it was because of Yi Yunshu's health. What's the matter? Do you want to take him to the hospital?"

"..." Ye Qilu raised his chin slightly to signal the other party to look at the pile of empty wine bottles on the table, and chuckled, "I'm drunk."

"..." The boss choked for a moment, and then laughed, "Isn't it, these bottles are down? Is your buddy's 'massive volume' just a joke?"

Ye Qilu kept smiling.

But Yi Yunshu didn't do it anymore, he was drunk and protested - he "groaned" and stretched out his hand to gesticulate, and then directly handed over a soup bowl that Ye Qilu had placed on the table. hugged out.

The porcelain bowl fell from the dining table, and the ending was bound to be smashed to pieces.

The boss's smile suddenly froze on his face in embarrassment.

Ye Qilu helped the boss out of the siege: "I'm sorry, let's count it all into the account, I bought it together."

The boss left this "place of right and wrong" embarrassingly.

Alas——Ye Qilu sighed inwardly, and continued to eat helplessly.

Yi Yunshu turned over.

Ye Qilu caught a piece of braised pork ribs, just stuffed the ribs into his mouth, and when he was about to bite down, he froze.

one second.

two seconds.

three seconds.

……

1 minutes.

Only then did Ye Qilu slowly bite off the rib.

His eyes wander from dish to dish and only dish to dish.

He has never had such a strong interest in these home-cooked dishes.

Finally, he finished the ribs.

He gently closed his eyes while putting down the chopsticks.

How can this be good?

Seems a little helpless--

"Yi Yunshu..." Ye Qilu could hear his own gnashing of teeth, he opened his eyes suddenly, and looked directly at the instigator who was resting on his lap—"Putting your nose on your face? I'm sorry for you, Are you still fucking playing hooligans?" He raised his thigh and shook it violently.

"Hmm—" Yi Yunshu didn't move at all.

Ye Qilu could clearly feel the breath exhaled from the person's mouth and nose - gentle, rapid, and even a little moist.

Although he is still a student, he is at least an adult...

Yi Yunshu's doing this is too fucking excessive!

Just as Ye Qilu was thinking about which posture to use to throw Yi Yunshu out, a familiar figure appeared at the door of the restaurant.

It was Di Fei and Gu Xiaobai.

"Fork!"

Difei was overjoyed, obviously he did not expect to meet Ye Qilu here - of course Gu Xiaobai didn't tell him.

"Hi, Dafei!" Ye Qilu laughed, the mood that was clouded by Yi Yunshu finally turned from cloudy to sunny.

Di Fei pulled Gu Xiaobai over, and naturally sat on the opposite side of Ye Qilu—the seat where Yi Yunshu sat just now—after taking a sip of water, he asked, "Why are you here?"

"Me?" Ye Qilu raised his hand to call the boss over, asked him to add a few more dishes, and said in passing, "I met Uncle He and Xu Da at the entrance of the alley today, and there are still vacant seats in the car." Well, they let me add a plug."

Di Fei nodded suddenly, and then he noticed a row of chairs beside Ye Qilu. He sat up straight, and he could clearly see human legs and feet across the dining table.

Difei stood up curiously, leaned slightly, and when he saw clearly the person in the shadow under Ye Qilu's elbow, he said "...".

"This..." Di Fei couldn't form words at all.

At this time, Gu Xiaobai also saw clearly that the person lying on Ye Qilu's lap was Yi Yunshu.

Gu Xiaobai couldn't help but sneered, and looked at Ye Qilu sympathetically: "It's true that those who don't know are innocent, you are probably the first one who dares to feed Yun Shu, I don't know what to say 'Respect you're a good man' or something."

Ye Qilu frowned slightly.

"Don't look at Yun Shu usually doing his own way, but when he drinks wine, he's a different person. Drinking capacity and wine quality are both major difficulties." Gu Xiaobai glanced at Di Fei, then at Ye Qilu, with a weird smile, " Sticky, sticky—" He said two words that were only one letter away, "It's a more appropriate description... By the way, have you put dog skin plaster on them? That's the thing."

Ye Qilu was eating vegetables, his eyes moved slightly from bottom to top, and he glanced at Gu Xiaobai indifferently and distantly, "Did you say that about friends?"

Hearing Ye Qilu's words, Gu Xiaobai was no longer angry, and twisted his body, "Hehe, what's the situation? I can say what I like, can you control me?"

"I don't care about it." Ye Qilu smiled, and threw his chopsticks on the table, "But I know, in my next life, I won't be able to say that Dafei is a dog's skin plaster, you remember it for me."

"Hey hey hey——" Di Fei raised his voice, "What's the matter with you two? You're so good, what kind of magnet is it?"

"You ask him!"

"You ask him!"

The two spoke in unison.

Difei smiled, and the voice that came out of his mouth full of food was a bit vague, "Oh, I didn't see that you two have a tacit understanding."

"Who has a tacit agreement with him!"

"Who has a tacit agreement with him!"

"Hold!"

"Hold!"

Ye Qilu: "..."

Gu Xiaobai: "..."

Gu Xiaobai stared at Ye Qilu, picked up a brand new spoon, scooped it from the egg soup in the middle of the table, and stuffed it into his mouth without looking at it.

Ye Qilu snorted, "How does it taste?"

"..." Gu Xiaobai smacked his lips, savored it carefully, and stamped it for confirmation: "It's a bit weird..."

"How can you not blame it?" Ye Qilu snorted again, "Look carefully at what's inside."

When Gu Xiaobai saw the soot floating on the egg soup, the corners of Gu Xiaobai's mouth twitched.

"Oh, don't talk about those useless things, let's talk about something serious." Difei put down his chopsticks, took out a few napkins from the plastic film bag, and wiped the oil on his mouth, "Today's memorial service will be given to me. The shock was too great, so I made a decision!"

Ye Qilu raised his eyebrows to signal him to continue talking.

"I want to be in a band!"

Six words, categorically.

Gu Xiaobai, who was retching and gargling at the side, heard this, swallowed the mouthwash in excitement, and patted Di Fei on the shoulder, "What are you talking about?"

"The literal meaning, is it hard to understand?" Difei repeated it solemnly, word by word, "I, want, join, join, music, team."

"What band do you want to join? The current scene is no different from the situation of the year before last." Gu Xiaobai pushed back, with disbelief written all over his face, "Don't just open your mouth and grin, you're not afraid of your dad picking you up." A layer of your skin."

"What should I do when there is nowhere to vent my emotions? Where can I swing my fist?" Di Fei stared straight at Gu Xiaobai, "Tell me!"

"..." Gu Xiaobai was speechless for a few seconds, then sighed, "It's not just playing rock and roll to vent, playing games, looking for sharp fruits, even going to the square to play the piano."

Difei vetoed all of Gu Xiaobai's proposals, looked through the empty bottles one by one, and finally found a bottle with a little wine left, picked up the bottle and blew the wine directly, "I want to find a band now."

Ye Qilu never expressed any opinions, he looked at Difei seriously, and was thinking seriously.

My mind is spinning and sawing and cutting——

"In that case," Ye Qilu said lightly, "why do you have to join the band?"

"—Take one by yourself, and I'll play with you."

Difei and Gu Xiaobai were completely taken aback by Ye Qilu's "If you don't sing, you're done".

Yi Yunshu, who was lying on Ye Qilu's lap, opened his eyes.

"What did you just say?!" Yi Yunshu slowly sat up from Ye Qilu's lap, his mouth full of ice, "You want to form a band?!"

The author has something to say: there is a section in the article where the mosaic is more powerful, and it is the section where Qilu said that Yun Shu was playing a hooligan——

Yun Shu lay on Qilu's lap, and Qilu could feel the breath 23333

You all understand, right?Do you understand?

Well, I must understand~~~

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