The correct posture to kill a rival
Chapter 3
Everyone was a little dumbfounded at the moment.
It was Gu Xiaobai who reacted quickly, and said in a joking tone: "Yun Shu, what happened to you after taking the gunpowder? Whoever catches you and whoever? It's almost done. Let the flowers of the motherland go—"
Hearing this, Yi Yunshu immediately chuckled, put down the spades K playing card, stood up and walked in front of Zuo Shan, and gave her a choice, "Do you want to continue dancing here until closing at two o'clock?" What? Or go to cheat Gu Xiaobai a lot of money now?"
Zuo Shan looked at Yi Yunshu, then at Ye Qilu, then at Gu Xiaobai, then back at Yi Yunshu, "It's almost here now, let's go out and find a place for supper."
Yi Yunshu nodded, rolled his eyes and gave Ye Qilu a sidelong glance, turned around and left without saying anything.
Ye Qilu raised his hand, grabbed Yi Yunshu's right wrist, and pulled him back abruptly, the corner of his mouth was still smiling, and his voice was very steady—but it was obvious that the unhappiness had permeated every cell in his body When it came out, everyone present could easily detect it—"What do you mean? Make it clear."
Yi Yunshu's eyelids drooped slightly, his eyes swept over Ye Qilu's tightly clenched hands, and then he raised his eyes to meet Ye Qilu's, "What do you mean? Sorry, there is no deep meaning, just the literal meaning. "
Ye Qilu didn't react too much, and still looked at Yi Yunshu coldly.
On the contrary, Yi Yunshu felt that the other party was not as calm as he appeared—maybe he was just thinking about which part of his face the fist should land on.
Others don't understand, but Di Fei is clearly aware of Ye Qilu's temper and the strength of his black hands.After all, Yi Yunshu is a friend of Gu Xiaobai and Wei Wu's, so it's not worth it to tear up his face inexplicably in this place, so he reluctantly acted as a peacemaker:
"Hey, hey, two brothers, what is the deep hatred? Do you have to fight with this place? It's over if one of you is soft. Get rid of the oil and I'll write the word 'di' upside down!"
Gu Xiaobai shouted: "Don't you fucking fart! When will I slip by!"
Difei counterattacked mercilessly: "In the summer vacation of the second year of junior high school, we agreed to go to the video studio together. Later, Xiao Wu and Xiao Liu and I arrived. What happened to you then!"
Wei Wu quickly chimed in: "That's right, there's this—"
"Oh, don't, don't, I was wrong, I was wrong..." Gu Xiaobai said while looking at the silent girl on the sofa, "Don't go over the matter of Chen Zhima rotten rice."
While the three of them were bickering, Ye Qilu and Yi Yunshu kept their previous posture almost motionless.
"Yi Yunshu——" Ye Qilu's dry and cold voice was particularly abrupt at this moment, like a switch full of magic power, controlling everyone else to stop their movements and look at them in unison.Immediately afterwards, Ye Qilu stretched out a finger, and confidently pointed at Yi Yunshu's heart from top to bottom, "I will make you realize the importance of your words."
After he finished speaking, he let go of his hand, never looked at Yi Yunshu again, walked straight to Zuo Shan, Bel smiled gracefully, "Thank you for your generous rescue today, I will treat you to dinner later when I have time,' Three knives and one ax 'choose whatever you want."
Zuo Shan was taken aback by this face-changing speed, and nodded subconsciously.
Then Ye Qilu nodded slightly to Difei, Gu Xiaobai, Wei Wu, and the girl Gu Xiaobai was going to coax, and left without looking back.
Difei was also a little speechless watching Ye Qilu's back going away in a cool way, and patted Gu Xiaobai's shoulder, "You guys play first, and don't forget to contact Brother Da when you come back, let's get together again."
Before Gu Xiaobai could nod his head, Di Fei approached Gu Xiaobai's ear with dissatisfaction in his low voice, "It's not that I'm talking behind my back, I said your buddy is too irritating, right? It's all right now Well, it's a very comfortable thing that he broke up with. This is because my buddy didn't want to be as knowledgeable as him, so I really have to slap him twice before talking about it, what the hell!"
Gu Xiaobai shrugged his shoulders helplessly, and said with a smirk: "He's just so virtuous, he probably regards your buddy as an imaginary enemy, seeing Zuo Shan talking with him so happily, I don't blame Yun Shu I can only blame your buddy's good conditions, which made him feel a sense of crisis--in fact, this was also my original intention. I only ran against Zuo Shan because of your good-looking buddy. Who knew it would become In this way, this stall is to blame for me, playing too big."
"..." Di Fei understood it.
Yi Yunshu, who dares to be affectionate, likes Zuo Shan, and regards Ye Qilu as a rival in love!
Di Fei was speechless, and he didn't know whether to say Zuo Shan's beauty was a disaster or Yi Yunshu was thinking too much.
After that, Di Fei greeted Gu Xiaobai and Wei Wu and went after Ye Qilu.
When he caught up with Ye Qilu, Ye Qilu had already reached the gate of Longfu Building.
The heavy snow in the night sky is still flying.
The two of them had a tacit understanding and didn't have anything to meet ahead of time. They pushed their bicycles past the enema shop, and Ye Qilu invited Di Fei to have an enema.
So in the middle of the night when there was heavy snowfall, the two boys squatted side by side on the side of the road on Dongsi North Street, holding a hot enema in their hands that were red with cold, stuffing it into their mouths while counting the number of people passing by. How many cars.
Difei drank the last bit of garlic juice left in the bowl, and smashed it, "It's delicious! If you want to say enema, it has to be from Longfu Temple, and nothing else will work."
"I don't even want to taste other places." Ye Qilu said.
Difei rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "It's not even two o'clock, we agreed to spend the night, where do you want to go next? It's still open at this hour, probably video halls, game halls, Billiard hall—by the way, do you know how to play billiards?"
"Don't say anything," Ye Qilu didn't directly answer Di Fei's question, "It's a mess, and there isn't enough fire today? Let's go—" Ye Qilu picked up his bicycle and jumped on it, "What? Focus on the health industry, let’s go to Xiangshan.”
"Fuck!" Difei immediately bounced off the ground and waved his hand excitedly, "This good student's little head is a bit interesting, and everything he thinks out is a bit extraordinary, it's possible , go!"
In this way, Ye Qilu and Di Fei set off resolutely and arrogantly under the double obstacles of the worst environmental conditions and the worst traffic conditions.
However, when the group of them talked about the night of Dongsi Longfu Mansion in 1988 countless times, both Ye Qilu and Difei would avoid talking about the "trip to Fragrant Hills" that followed them. ——At that time, they felt how awesome they were, and then they felt how stupid they were at that time...
However, this can be regarded as an alternative continuation of the youth story.
Xiangshan is located in the western suburbs of Beijing. Under the environment of "going out of Beijing after the second ring road" at that time, Xiangshan was already a little far away for most Beijingers, let alone two bicycles. Beijinger.
The terrain around Xiangshan Mountain is steep. After more than four hours of hard work, I finally rode to the foot of the mountain. The tire of Difei’s bicycle was punctured by an invisible foreign object in the snow. The force was quite strong. He ran out of breath, and the car was as heavy as two hundred catties of bricks, and it couldn't be ridden at all.
Ye Qilu had no choice but to accompany Di Fei to lock the car in the bicycle parking lot in Xiangshan Park.
Both of them have reached the foot of Xiangshan Mountain, and if they give up halfway here, neither of them will agree.So they dragged their already frozen bodies and started hiking again.
Every step was difficult, and when they climbed to the top of the mountain, not to mention the sunrise, they didn't even see a serious sun——
It's a cloudy day with snow!
Ye Qilu grabbed his hair and tore it a few times, wanting to laugh heartily and then cry loudly - the messy emotions had accumulated to a peak, and he wanted to vent desperately - he yelled a few times at the highest volume, and then A small speaker shaped around the mouth with palms, standing on the top of the mountain and shouting at the mountain sting: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The idiot Yi Yunshu! And the idiot Difei!" Then he opened his arms and laughed at Difei.
Difei also laughed, and shouted at the mountain stream like Ye Qilu: "You are an idiot! You forgot that there is Zuo Shan who is like a fairy girl! Ye Qilu, you are just a cricket!"
"I am a cricket, then you are a dead cricket!"
"Hahahahahaha—" Difei laughed endlessly, and then asked Ye Qilu pretending to be profound, "You said dead cricket, what the hell should I pick up?"
Ye Qilu couldn't stop laughing, "Hahahaha...the cricket, the cricket, the cricket is great...Old Fu!"——Old Fu was a famous fried liver chef in Zhushikou at that time, and no one knew how many miles around Zhushikou. Xiao, he is very energetic, especially that mouth, saying that storytelling and cross talk are all good players, and he will act like a fan at the door of the store if he has nothing to do, and there is a dog sitting at the main door every day that is different from the old Fu. It looks like a big golden retriever with its eyelids stretched out, it's so awesome.
Di Fei laughed so hard that he almost rolled to the ground, "Chang Xing punished you, if you dare to use Old Fu as a curse, I will file a complaint for you when I get back, and let Old Fu's big-mouthed fork give you a layer of baldness! "
"I tell you!" Ye Qilu shouted, "He dare not!"
At that time, Di Feiquan was bragging about Ye Qilu, but who knew it would actually be the case later!
The two of them writhed and laughed and cursed for more than half an hour. Their physical strength was almost exhausted, and their voices were hoarse from shouting, so they went down the mountain.They found the bicycles of the two of them again, and Di Fei's one would definitely not be able to ride at the moment, only Ye Qilu's bike was left.
Originally, I was thinking, two people ran out to spend the night, the family might be turned upside down now, and the bicycle was thrown into Xiangshan, and the head would not be smashed back, or the two of them changed bikes, or rode Ye Qilu together. Yes, there are various ways to go back.
But it never occurred to Ye Qilu to veto Di Fei's idea.
Ye Qilu: "Don't let me pick a man up there in your wildest imagination? Pull him down quickly."
"..." Di Fei was speechless.
"Besides, whether we ride back or not, we will inevitably be beaten severely. Why are we afraid of losing a leg if our skulls are smashed?" Ye Qilu added.
There is no doubt that Difei was successfully brainwashed by Ye Qilu's theory.
So they got on the bus and finally got home before lunch.
What's more, there is no doubt that something has happened to the family, and the world is in chaos.
It was Gu Xiaobai who reacted quickly, and said in a joking tone: "Yun Shu, what happened to you after taking the gunpowder? Whoever catches you and whoever? It's almost done. Let the flowers of the motherland go—"
Hearing this, Yi Yunshu immediately chuckled, put down the spades K playing card, stood up and walked in front of Zuo Shan, and gave her a choice, "Do you want to continue dancing here until closing at two o'clock?" What? Or go to cheat Gu Xiaobai a lot of money now?"
Zuo Shan looked at Yi Yunshu, then at Ye Qilu, then at Gu Xiaobai, then back at Yi Yunshu, "It's almost here now, let's go out and find a place for supper."
Yi Yunshu nodded, rolled his eyes and gave Ye Qilu a sidelong glance, turned around and left without saying anything.
Ye Qilu raised his hand, grabbed Yi Yunshu's right wrist, and pulled him back abruptly, the corner of his mouth was still smiling, and his voice was very steady—but it was obvious that the unhappiness had permeated every cell in his body When it came out, everyone present could easily detect it—"What do you mean? Make it clear."
Yi Yunshu's eyelids drooped slightly, his eyes swept over Ye Qilu's tightly clenched hands, and then he raised his eyes to meet Ye Qilu's, "What do you mean? Sorry, there is no deep meaning, just the literal meaning. "
Ye Qilu didn't react too much, and still looked at Yi Yunshu coldly.
On the contrary, Yi Yunshu felt that the other party was not as calm as he appeared—maybe he was just thinking about which part of his face the fist should land on.
Others don't understand, but Di Fei is clearly aware of Ye Qilu's temper and the strength of his black hands.After all, Yi Yunshu is a friend of Gu Xiaobai and Wei Wu's, so it's not worth it to tear up his face inexplicably in this place, so he reluctantly acted as a peacemaker:
"Hey, hey, two brothers, what is the deep hatred? Do you have to fight with this place? It's over if one of you is soft. Get rid of the oil and I'll write the word 'di' upside down!"
Gu Xiaobai shouted: "Don't you fucking fart! When will I slip by!"
Difei counterattacked mercilessly: "In the summer vacation of the second year of junior high school, we agreed to go to the video studio together. Later, Xiao Wu and Xiao Liu and I arrived. What happened to you then!"
Wei Wu quickly chimed in: "That's right, there's this—"
"Oh, don't, don't, I was wrong, I was wrong..." Gu Xiaobai said while looking at the silent girl on the sofa, "Don't go over the matter of Chen Zhima rotten rice."
While the three of them were bickering, Ye Qilu and Yi Yunshu kept their previous posture almost motionless.
"Yi Yunshu——" Ye Qilu's dry and cold voice was particularly abrupt at this moment, like a switch full of magic power, controlling everyone else to stop their movements and look at them in unison.Immediately afterwards, Ye Qilu stretched out a finger, and confidently pointed at Yi Yunshu's heart from top to bottom, "I will make you realize the importance of your words."
After he finished speaking, he let go of his hand, never looked at Yi Yunshu again, walked straight to Zuo Shan, Bel smiled gracefully, "Thank you for your generous rescue today, I will treat you to dinner later when I have time,' Three knives and one ax 'choose whatever you want."
Zuo Shan was taken aback by this face-changing speed, and nodded subconsciously.
Then Ye Qilu nodded slightly to Difei, Gu Xiaobai, Wei Wu, and the girl Gu Xiaobai was going to coax, and left without looking back.
Difei was also a little speechless watching Ye Qilu's back going away in a cool way, and patted Gu Xiaobai's shoulder, "You guys play first, and don't forget to contact Brother Da when you come back, let's get together again."
Before Gu Xiaobai could nod his head, Di Fei approached Gu Xiaobai's ear with dissatisfaction in his low voice, "It's not that I'm talking behind my back, I said your buddy is too irritating, right? It's all right now Well, it's a very comfortable thing that he broke up with. This is because my buddy didn't want to be as knowledgeable as him, so I really have to slap him twice before talking about it, what the hell!"
Gu Xiaobai shrugged his shoulders helplessly, and said with a smirk: "He's just so virtuous, he probably regards your buddy as an imaginary enemy, seeing Zuo Shan talking with him so happily, I don't blame Yun Shu I can only blame your buddy's good conditions, which made him feel a sense of crisis--in fact, this was also my original intention. I only ran against Zuo Shan because of your good-looking buddy. Who knew it would become In this way, this stall is to blame for me, playing too big."
"..." Di Fei understood it.
Yi Yunshu, who dares to be affectionate, likes Zuo Shan, and regards Ye Qilu as a rival in love!
Di Fei was speechless, and he didn't know whether to say Zuo Shan's beauty was a disaster or Yi Yunshu was thinking too much.
After that, Di Fei greeted Gu Xiaobai and Wei Wu and went after Ye Qilu.
When he caught up with Ye Qilu, Ye Qilu had already reached the gate of Longfu Building.
The heavy snow in the night sky is still flying.
The two of them had a tacit understanding and didn't have anything to meet ahead of time. They pushed their bicycles past the enema shop, and Ye Qilu invited Di Fei to have an enema.
So in the middle of the night when there was heavy snowfall, the two boys squatted side by side on the side of the road on Dongsi North Street, holding a hot enema in their hands that were red with cold, stuffing it into their mouths while counting the number of people passing by. How many cars.
Difei drank the last bit of garlic juice left in the bowl, and smashed it, "It's delicious! If you want to say enema, it has to be from Longfu Temple, and nothing else will work."
"I don't even want to taste other places." Ye Qilu said.
Difei rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "It's not even two o'clock, we agreed to spend the night, where do you want to go next? It's still open at this hour, probably video halls, game halls, Billiard hall—by the way, do you know how to play billiards?"
"Don't say anything," Ye Qilu didn't directly answer Di Fei's question, "It's a mess, and there isn't enough fire today? Let's go—" Ye Qilu picked up his bicycle and jumped on it, "What? Focus on the health industry, let’s go to Xiangshan.”
"Fuck!" Difei immediately bounced off the ground and waved his hand excitedly, "This good student's little head is a bit interesting, and everything he thinks out is a bit extraordinary, it's possible , go!"
In this way, Ye Qilu and Di Fei set off resolutely and arrogantly under the double obstacles of the worst environmental conditions and the worst traffic conditions.
However, when the group of them talked about the night of Dongsi Longfu Mansion in 1988 countless times, both Ye Qilu and Difei would avoid talking about the "trip to Fragrant Hills" that followed them. ——At that time, they felt how awesome they were, and then they felt how stupid they were at that time...
However, this can be regarded as an alternative continuation of the youth story.
Xiangshan is located in the western suburbs of Beijing. Under the environment of "going out of Beijing after the second ring road" at that time, Xiangshan was already a little far away for most Beijingers, let alone two bicycles. Beijinger.
The terrain around Xiangshan Mountain is steep. After more than four hours of hard work, I finally rode to the foot of the mountain. The tire of Difei’s bicycle was punctured by an invisible foreign object in the snow. The force was quite strong. He ran out of breath, and the car was as heavy as two hundred catties of bricks, and it couldn't be ridden at all.
Ye Qilu had no choice but to accompany Di Fei to lock the car in the bicycle parking lot in Xiangshan Park.
Both of them have reached the foot of Xiangshan Mountain, and if they give up halfway here, neither of them will agree.So they dragged their already frozen bodies and started hiking again.
Every step was difficult, and when they climbed to the top of the mountain, not to mention the sunrise, they didn't even see a serious sun——
It's a cloudy day with snow!
Ye Qilu grabbed his hair and tore it a few times, wanting to laugh heartily and then cry loudly - the messy emotions had accumulated to a peak, and he wanted to vent desperately - he yelled a few times at the highest volume, and then A small speaker shaped around the mouth with palms, standing on the top of the mountain and shouting at the mountain sting: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh The idiot Yi Yunshu! And the idiot Difei!" Then he opened his arms and laughed at Difei.
Difei also laughed, and shouted at the mountain stream like Ye Qilu: "You are an idiot! You forgot that there is Zuo Shan who is like a fairy girl! Ye Qilu, you are just a cricket!"
"I am a cricket, then you are a dead cricket!"
"Hahahahahaha—" Difei laughed endlessly, and then asked Ye Qilu pretending to be profound, "You said dead cricket, what the hell should I pick up?"
Ye Qilu couldn't stop laughing, "Hahahaha...the cricket, the cricket, the cricket is great...Old Fu!"——Old Fu was a famous fried liver chef in Zhushikou at that time, and no one knew how many miles around Zhushikou. Xiao, he is very energetic, especially that mouth, saying that storytelling and cross talk are all good players, and he will act like a fan at the door of the store if he has nothing to do, and there is a dog sitting at the main door every day that is different from the old Fu. It looks like a big golden retriever with its eyelids stretched out, it's so awesome.
Di Fei laughed so hard that he almost rolled to the ground, "Chang Xing punished you, if you dare to use Old Fu as a curse, I will file a complaint for you when I get back, and let Old Fu's big-mouthed fork give you a layer of baldness! "
"I tell you!" Ye Qilu shouted, "He dare not!"
At that time, Di Feiquan was bragging about Ye Qilu, but who knew it would actually be the case later!
The two of them writhed and laughed and cursed for more than half an hour. Their physical strength was almost exhausted, and their voices were hoarse from shouting, so they went down the mountain.They found the bicycles of the two of them again, and Di Fei's one would definitely not be able to ride at the moment, only Ye Qilu's bike was left.
Originally, I was thinking, two people ran out to spend the night, the family might be turned upside down now, and the bicycle was thrown into Xiangshan, and the head would not be smashed back, or the two of them changed bikes, or rode Ye Qilu together. Yes, there are various ways to go back.
But it never occurred to Ye Qilu to veto Di Fei's idea.
Ye Qilu: "Don't let me pick a man up there in your wildest imagination? Pull him down quickly."
"..." Di Fei was speechless.
"Besides, whether we ride back or not, we will inevitably be beaten severely. Why are we afraid of losing a leg if our skulls are smashed?" Ye Qilu added.
There is no doubt that Difei was successfully brainwashed by Ye Qilu's theory.
So they got on the bus and finally got home before lunch.
What's more, there is no doubt that something has happened to the family, and the world is in chaos.
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