The correct posture to kill a rival

Because the other party took his hand.

Not only Ye Qilu, but also Di Fei next to him, and even other melon eaters were dumbfounded.

"Let's go!" Yi Yunshu said a short and powerful word.

At this time, the surrounding audience has fallen into the joy of watching the idol at close range, and they are all shouting loudly and clapping their hands vigorously.

In that era, when seeing Ye Qilu and Yi Yunshu now, everyone's first reaction would be brotherly love, and the second reaction would be...the third reaction would be...

Probably except for Yi Yunshu himself, no one present felt that their relationship was not just good buddies and good brothers.

Even Ye Qilu himself thought so.

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"Where are you going?" Ye Qilu also smiled, generously.

Thinking that Ye Qilu didn't seem to continue to blame him for what happened in the morning, Yi Yunshu couldn't be happier.He raised the corner of his mouth and said with an ambiguous smile: "Go to the 'secret garden' where the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant!"

Except for Ye Qilu, everyone was applauding.

Even Di Fei shouted from the side: "Crossroads! I thought you and Yi Yunshu were in a fight! Now it seems that you two are very strong!"

Yi Yunshu's smile froze slightly, and amidst the cheers, he gently asked Ye Qilu, "What did you tell Di Fei that we were fighting?"

Ye Qilu shook his head - Yi Yunshu's words "Secret Garden', where the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant", are all in his mind.

He couldn't help thinking back to his dream.

I don't know if Yi Yunshu meant something...

However, Ye Qilu suddenly thought, Yi Yunshu shouldn't know about his dream, right?

What's the matter!

Did he still talk in his sleep?

This……

Yi Yunshu's mood suddenly became extremely comfortable, he has not let go of Ye Qilu's hand until now, "Let's go!" - he repeated it again.

Then he pulled Ye Qilu out of the crowd with one hand, and the two of them left the dance hall while everyone was watching.

However, as soon as he walked out of the dance hall, Ye Qilu silently shook off Yi Yunshu's hand.

Yi Yunshu looked back at him.

Ye Qilu asked seriously: "What the hell do you want to do?"

"There's nothing I want to do." Yi Yunshu sighed, looked up - the stars in the sky were bright and bright, and blinked mischievously and cheerfully - "I'm just waiting for you. I'm afraid you won't find it when you come Me, so I just went on stage and sang."

Ye Qilu frowned suspiciously.

Yi Yunshu didn't hold Ye Qilu's hand again - he knew that the other party probably didn't like it in his heart, and he didn't just throw him away because he was Yi Yunshu on the stage, so he gave it to him. In order to save face, if they hold each other's hand again when they are two, it will probably cause a new scene of walking away in a hurry—Yi Yunshu grabbed Ye Qilu's arm and led him into the parking lot.

Ye Qilu was led by Yi Yunshu to walk slowly, his mind was spinning desperately, and after a minute, he asked: "Why are you so sure that I will definitely come to Dongsi tonight? I will definitely go to that song and dance hall ?”

Yi Yunshu laughed out loud, and suddenly looked proud, "Because this is my layer-by-layer deployment!"

Ye Qilu said softly "Huh?" Then he suddenly realized an important point, "So, in the morning, you were the one who made an appointment for teleportation?"

Yi Yunshu shrugged his shoulders, "If it was me who came forward, I guess it wouldn't work?" He laughed again, "But there aren't many ways to deal with Fu Chuanxin? Don't you and I know his weaknesses?—— In the name of Chen Ke, I asked someone to go to the fried liver restaurant in Zhushikou to invite Fu Chuanxin, and then went to Chen Ke in the name of Fu Chuanxin, and now the two of you are probably reconciled, right?"

"Today's thirty, you and Difei are definitely going to visit Fu Chuanxin to play. I heard his family said that he went to Dongsi to sing, so you will definitely come tonight! And you will definitely go before Fu Chuanxin The one that often sings. So I’m waiting for you on the stage~ww”

Ye Qilu: "..."

Yi Yunshu: ""

"Okay, I'll give you [-] points for this wave of logic." After Ye Qilu finished speaking, he asked again, "Then what is the reason for you to make such a big circle? Or, you insist on seeing me tonight What's the reason?"

By this time they had reached the garage.

Yi Yunshu sat on the motorcycle, started it and said, "The reason? It's very simple, it's New Year's Eve, just tonight, so don't leave any more, just stay with me~ okay?"

Ye Qilu stared at Yi Yunshu expressionlessly.

"Come on, get in the car." Yi Yunshu handed a dark blue safety helmet to Ye Qilu's hand.

It's not too far from Dongsi to Shichahai, and of course it's not too close. It takes three to four 10 minutes by motorcycle.

The motorcycle drove into Houhai Street and stopped downstairs at Yi Yunshu's house.

Yi Yunshu helped Ye Qilu take off his safety helmet, and asked, "Do you want to drink some wine? Or something to eat? I'll go to the front to buy some."

Drinking...Ye Qilu didn't dare to let Yi Yunshu drink, he quickly stopped him, "I don't want to eat anything, let alone drink, so don't bother, it's cold outside, go up."

Hearing Ye Qilu take the initiative to go upstairs, Yi Yunshu was delighted.

The two went upstairs, Yi Yunshu opened the door first, and turned on the light in the living room——

Ye Qilu froze when he saw the scene in the living room.

In the center of the living room is a rectangular marble dining table, surrounded by a few chairs, and the dining table is full of delicacies——

Five-spice elbow, fish-flavored shredded pork, stewed potatoes with ribs, dry-stir-fried beans, sweet and sour pork tenderloin, fried pork with garlic sprouts, spinach and cucumber soup...

Although they are all home-cooked dishes, they are of all kinds and varieties.

And a large plate of scrambled eggs in the middle.

Yi Yunshu walked to the dining table, pulled out a chair, and scratched his head a little embarrassedly, "Actually, I really don't know how to cook, so these dishes are all bought... There are only two dishes I can cook." I made it myself... let's treat it casually as a New Year's Eve dinner..."

Ye Qilu: "..."

"Oh, that's right," Yi Yunshu continued to scratch his head, "I went out to buy the dining table early in the morning, and all the ones in their thirties were closed. I ran around here for a long time before I caught one that was closing. The shops that haven’t closed yet, they carried them back—”

Ye Qilu looked up at Yi Yunshu, and without saying anything, he turned around and closed the door.

Yi Yunshu ran to the desk where Ye Qilu usually studied, rummaged through the black bag on the desk, looked at Ye Qilu, and slowly, slowly... grabbed a handful of things and smoked them. come out...

Ye Qilu immediately saw what those things were, and immediately said, "..."

That's a fucking garland!

It's the colorful garlands that hang in the classroom every year when the class organizes a get-together-colored glossy paper fixed by thin wires, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, and silver, anyway, they are colorful.

Ye Qilu felt that he couldn't get better anymore!

Yi Yunshu's image in his heart had already begun to collapse, collapse...

What about RockStar?

Isn't RockStar supposed to be handsome and cool, with a guitar and bass on his back and a serious expression!

What are you doing to pull flowers!You fucking stop!

But Yi Yunshu obviously didn't know that Ye Qilu's expressionless face was hiding his "..." heart.

He also cheerfully tore the bunch of tangled garlands out of the black bag.

It even showed Ye Qilu as if showing some treasure.

He just lifted up—

One after another, bright paper strips fell off like snowflakes...

"..." Yi Yunshu, "So weak?"

Ye Qilu was speechless for a few seconds, and went up to help Yi Yunshu catch the flower pots that had already mopped the floor, "How strong do you expect the things that cost thirty cents a piece to be?"

"Sanmao??!!" Yi Yunshu screamed, "Why did the idiot boss sell me a dollar and a half?!"

"..." Ye Qilu continued to be speechless, "You can buy flowers for one yuan and five yuan at home, you are so fucking rich! If you don't kill you fat sheep, who will you kill!"

Yi Yunshu sighed, "Didn't I think you would like it? I didn't even realize how much it cost, so I bought it back."

Ye Qilu: "......???"

"Wait a minute!" Ye Qilu was startled, "Who the hell told you I like this thing?"

"Little poetry..." Yi Yunshu murmured, "She said you always played this stuff when you were in school, especially during the Chinese New Year. You are so happy! I didn't play it when I was in school. She said that the current students They are all in the tide, and they are different from the old hats we had at that time."

Ye Qilu almost fainted.If Zuo Shan didn't do it on purpose, then both of them are stupid!

But obviously Yi Yunshu is the only one who is stupid now, because Zuo Shan is [-]% telling nonsense on purpose!Only a fool like Yi Yunshu can bite the hook - as a big man who plays the guitar, how could he play some shit!

Ye Qilu looked at the black bag. It was bulging inside, so there must be something else. He pointed and said, "What else did you buy?"

"..." Yi Yunshu glanced at Ye Qilu, put the flower into the opponent's hand, then reached into the black bag with both hands, and slowly took out two cylinder-shaped jars——

Yi Yunshu whispered, "Snow spray and ribbons..."

Ye Qilu: My mother, what the hell is the standard configuration for this party!

"Let's eat." Ye Qilu put the flower in his hand back on the desk calmly, "You must be hungry, right? Let's play after eating."

Yi Yunshu's eyes lit up immediately.

It seems that Xiaoshi is right!Sure enough, Chinese New Year requires flowers and ribbons!

Yi Yunshu turned on the TV.

The two watched the Spring Festival Gala while eating.

When encountering a song program, the two listened silently, and then chatted a few words about the song structure and melody arrangement. During the period, Yi Yunshu would also tell Ye Qilu some merits and shortcomings of that singer's performance. place.

At this time, Ye Qilu felt that Yi Yunshu's image had changed back, and finally returned to normal...

This is what a popular RockStar should look like!

When encountering language programs, Yi Yunshu will talk to Ye Qilu——

"Guess which two dishes I cooked?" Yi Yunshu held the rice bowl.

"It's still a guess?" Ye Qilu squinted at Yi Yunshu from the corner of his eye, and lightly tapped the scrambled eggs in the center of the dining table and the scrambled cucumbers on the side with the tip of his chopsticks.

"Wow!" Yi Yunshu opened his eyes wide, "How can you be so accurate? You really have a good heart!"

"Lingxi, what a fart!" Ye Qilu held back his smile, and said with a cold snort, "These two are the worst!"

Yi Yunshu: "..."

woohoo.

After more than an hour, the two of them finished their meal slowly and went into the bedroom with the black bag in their hands.

Yi Yunshu opened the glass door leading to the balcony, and the sound of firecrackers from the outside world lingered in his ears.

Yi Yunshu turned around and asked Ye Qilu, "Is it loud?"

"Ring." Ye Qilu answered truthfully.

Yi Yunshu smiled, turned around and looked at the night sky - countless fireworks exploded in all directions in the sky.

Yi Yunshu turned around and asked Ye Qilu, "Is it beautiful?"

"Beautiful." Ye Qilu.

"You may not believe it if you tell me." Yi Yunshu laughed loudly, "I hired someone to release these! So you have to remember 92 years, this year not only has your college entrance examination, the Olympic Games, but also me Hired people to set off so many firecrackers."

"Stop talking nonsense!" Ye Qilu also laughed, "Obviously I hired him!"

"Okay, what you hired is the same as what I hired, I'm too lazy to argue with you—"

As soon as Yi Yunshu finished speaking, the two of them heard the balcony next door being opened, and then the man carried a "Earth Red" firecracker and shouted into the room, "Honey! Come out and see!" The sky is full of fireworks! I hired someone to set them off for you!"

A female voice speaking fluent Peking opera shouted from the room, "Okay! You hired me! Hurry up and let it go back to the house, it's the little wind blowing outside, hey!" Mom is cold!"

The man also noticed Ye Qilu and Yi Yunshu who were also standing on the balcony, and smiled awkwardly at them, then hung the earth red firecrackers outside the balcony, lit the firecrackers with cigarette butts——

"Crackling-"

The huge sound of firecrackers is close at hand, rumbling in the ear.

Ye Qilu and Yi Yunshu looked at each other, and they both smiled in unison.

"Damn it." Yi Yunshu laughed, his voice was basically drowned out by the sound of firecrackers - "The meme of hiring people doesn't seem to be new at all!"

Ye Qilu smiled lightly.

"Let's play with something new!" Yi Yunshu said and dragged Ye Qilu back to the house.

He took the garland flowers out of the black bag and hung some on the balcony, and some more in the house and in the living room.

Then he took out the spray snow and asked Ye Qilu while shaking it "click click", "What do you want to spray?"

Ye Qilu also held another can of spray snow and shook it up and down, then pointed the nozzle at a large glass, and sprayed slowly one stroke at a time——

"Guitar"

Two big yellow characters.

Yi Yunshu laughed, and sprayed pink "rock" next to "guitar".

The TVs in the living room and bedroom are playing the Spring Festival Gala——

The TV started beating the drums.

There are already firecrackers going off outside.

The hosts and guests of the Spring Festival Gala joyfully counted down the footsteps of the Year of the Monkey in 1992.

Ye Qilu sprayed a few English letters under the "guitar"——

"happy"

It is a beautiful flower body.

Yi Yunshu thought about it.

On TV: "5——"

He writes "L"

"4--"

"OR"

"3--"

"V"

"2--"

"TO"

"1--"

He ushered in the Year of the Monkey with a heart-shaped symbol, unmistakably.

The sound of firecrackers in the outside world is even louder.

The room suddenly became silent.

The author has something to say: Chapter 47 is locked in the afternoon...

It’s speechless. If you haven’t seen it, go watch it. There’s no modification in the plot, only a few words have been changed, and you haven’t missed anything... Believe me... If you don’t believe me, you can ask ORZ, a reader who has seen the revised version

Yun Shu just wants to make trouble!In fact, he didn't want to show his cards, but he couldn't help it, yes, he couldn't help it...

ORZ

In fact, there are still many stalks buried in the front that have not yet been resolved, such as who is the master, such as Qilu and Yunshu's family, such as Ke Fang, and those boys who yelled at Qilu, etc. Don't worry, everyone will be there later. Once explained, it's all a joke!