The correct posture to kill a rival

One weekend in July 1997.

early morning.

The shimmering sky was foggy.

Ye Qilu and Yi Yunshu hugged each other under the quilt, both of them were "full of warm, fragrant and soft jade", sleeping happily——

"Boom boom boom——"

A sudden knock on the door woke them up from their dreams.

Ye Qilu opened his eyes slightly, he didn't need to look at the sky outside the window, his biological clock alone told him - it was five o'clock at most at this moment.

"Boom boom boom——"

Yi Yunshu held Ye Qilu in his arms and said "huh" a few times, and by the way, even the center of his eyebrows were twisted together.

Ye Qilu comforted Yi Yunshu a few times, and said softly, "Someone is knocking on the door, I'll go and have a look."

"Don't go! It's not yet dawn!" Yi Yunshu muttered dissatisfiedly without even opening his eyes: "It doesn't matter who it is, let the girl stay outside until dawn!" After finishing speaking, he went straight Pulling Ye Qilu into his arms, "I'm so tired, aren't you tired? Don't make my heart hurt, be good, come to sleep!"

Ye Qilu: "..."

His intuition told him that things were not that simple.

Even Yi Yunshu said that it's still dark...so who would come to visit before dawn?It’s absolutely impossible for them to have friends—they play rock and roll, they are the same everywhere in the world, and they will always be inseparable from parties, women, etc., even in Beijing before, not to mention that the style is more open than in Beijing back then Do not know how many times London?Maybe the party has just ended at this moment, and those people who are killed will not get up so early.

So……

"Boom boom boom——"

Ye Qilu, who was pulled into Yi Yunshu's arms again, felt that something was wrong, so he opened the door outside despite Yi Yunshu's resistance.

As soon as the door opened, Ye Qilu was completely dumbfounded when he saw two people standing outside the door.

Thank goodness!

Fortunately, he came out to open the door, otherwise...

The crime of unfilial piety for father-in-law and mother-in-law should not be too big... Not to mention that his father-in-law and mother-in-law are not generally big...

As soon as Yi's mother saw Ye Qilu's messy pajamas and hair, she knew that she had just crawled out of the bed. She glanced behind Ye Qilu indiscriminately - there was no sign of Yi Yunshu.

Mother Yi looked at Ye Qilu with a wide smile.

——Ye Qilu crawled out of the bed to open the door, but Yi Yunshu didn't come, which just rightly proved that Ye Qilu loved Yi Yunshu, and he couldn't bear to disturb Yi Yunshu's sleep early in the morning.Mother Yi thought so, she was very satisfied with Ye Qilu.

What she didn't know was that Yi Yunshu had already woken up, and because he felt sorry for Ye Qilu, he prevented him from getting out of bed and opening the door...

"Uncle, Auntie." Ye Qilu called out with a smile, "You... how come you came right away? You didn't notify us in advance, Yun Shu and I were not prepared at all, please come in— "

Yi's mother smiled and said, "Hey! What are you going to do! This is Hong Kong's return, your uncle..." She paused, then continued ambiguously, "Anyway, we came to the UK for business, and the itinerary is over. After a while Someone will come to pick you up, and we have to go back to our country, thinking to see if you are doing well."

Different from Yi's mother's kind eyebrows and kind eyes, Yi's father had a stern face, gave Ye Qilu a sideways look, and then snorted through his nose, "Is it possible to stop paying attention to national affairs when you are abroad? It's okay to watch more Newspaper, watch the news broadcast!"

"..." Ye Qilu was speechless for a second, then nodded honestly, "Yes."

After helping the old couple find new slippers to put on, Ye Qilu went into the house and called Yi Yunshu.

Yi Yunshu stretched his limbs at will, and slept soundly, even the quilt was not covered by him.

Ye Qilu walked over and patted Yi Yunshu's cheek lightly, "Yun Shu, Yun Shu, get up soon—"

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Yi Yunshu opened his arms, wanting to pull Ye Qilu into his arms without saying a word——

Ye Qilu grabbed Yi Yunshu's extended arm with one hand, and inserted the other hand into the back of the other's neck. Taking advantage of the situation, he directly hugged Yi Yunshu, and whispered in his ear: "I know You are tired, you want to sleep, but you have to get up now, your parents are here!"

Yi Yunshu didn't even open his eyes. Since Ye Qilu hugged him up, he leaned on Ye Qilu's body and fell asleep like a stream. When Ye Qilu said "parents", about ten seconds later, Yi Yunshu hit him. Shocked, he opened his eyes suddenly and asked Ye Qilu, "Who? Who do you think is here?"

Seeing that Yi Yunshu finally woke up, Ye Qilu looked at him and smiled helplessly, "Parents! Your parents! Minister Yi and his wife!"

"..." Yi Yunshu stared at Ye Qilu blankly, and jumped up from Ye Qilu's body two or three seconds later, "Oh my god! It's so good, why did this old couple come here!"

Ye Qilu smiled, "As long as it's not here to arrest you, I welcome any other reasons."

"No way!" Yi Yunshu suddenly put his legs together and sat down on the bed. His expression was very serious, as if he was always ready to die heroically, "Who the hell dares to take me away from you again? I will kill him!"

"Don't, don't, don't!" Ye Qilu said three "don't" words in a row. He picked up Yi Yunshu's clothes and pants from the ground, tidied them up and put them on the bed, "If the previous thing happened again, I will return to you." I will find a way to pick you up, so don't do stupid things."

Yi Yunshu smiled triumphantly while putting on his clothes, "I knew you loved me! You can't bear to part with me!"

"Come on, you! Don't get tired of it!" Ye Qilu took off his pajamas, changed into a set of clean and tidy home clothes, and then looked at Yi Yunshu, who had also changed, so the two of them went one after the other. Get out of the bedroom.

"Mom and Dad—" Before Yi Yunshu finished speaking, he and Ye Qilu froze in place again.

Yi's father and Yi's mother are sitting on the sofa, Yi's father is still imposing, but with the things he is staring at, the whole scene is a little funny and embarrassing...

The things scattered on the coffee table are nothing but condoms...

And it was opened, used, covered with their liquid inside and out...

And more than one...

Ye Qilu and Yi Yunshu subconsciously looked at each other.

Ye Qilu walked over calmly, and in full view of everyone, picked up the condom and threw it into the trash can.

Yi's father and Yi's mother followed Ye Qilu's movements, slowly raised their eyes, and set their eyes on his expressionless face—the aura emanating from his whole body, as if what he just threw was not a condom, but a piece of ordinary condom. Plain banana peel.

Ye Qilu smiled slightly, "Uncle and aunt haven't had breakfast yet, right? Let Yun Shu talk with you for a while, and I'll make something—"

Hearing this, Yi Yunshu couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief. As for Ye Qilu's culinary skills, he might poison the old couple to death...

In the earliest days, Ye Qilu could make scrambled eggs. Although the taste wasn't very good, he could barely eat it, and it wasn't hard to swallow—but eight or nine years had passed, and Ye Qilu was used to it by Yi Yunshu. Yes, don't mention scrambled eggs, I haven't even cooked instant noodles myself...

Ye Qilu walked to the refrigerator, opened it and rummaged through it casually, "Uncle and aunt, do you want to eat Chinese style or Western style? In fact, neither Yun Shu nor I are used to Western style, we are still used to making some white porridge, eggs, Small pickles, or soy milk, steamed buns. The most regrettable thing is that there are no soy juice, coke rings, and sausages in London. We searched everywhere, but there was nothing for sale. I tried to make it myself, and it was unpalatable several times in a row. Yes, we are so angry that we will not do it.”

Hearing this, Yi's mother burst out laughing, "Hey! What a fool to look for soy milk in England! Even if you find most of them, you can't drink them. Only Beijing's soy milk is the authentic one in the whole world!"

"Of course!" Ye Qilu smiled and closed the door of the refrigerator, "We can just eat rice porridge, pickles or something like that, it's too shabby to entertain you, I'll go downstairs to buy some, you sit down." , I'll be right back—”

After speaking, Ye Qilu went downstairs to buy breakfast in his home clothes.

Seeing Ye Qilu take the initiative to go downstairs to buy breakfast, Yi's mother was even more satisfied, and asked Yi Yunshu, "He has always been so good to you?"

"That goes without saying!" Yi Yunshu raised his eyebrows triumphantly, lit up a cigarette and raised his legs at the same time, "The one I chose!"

"That's good, that's good." Yi's mother put her hanging heart back into place, "Although he is a male daughter-in-law, it is still difficult for us to accept it, but if we don't accept it, What we care most about is whether he treats you well, whether he loves you or not, your father also means the same." Yi's mother glanced at Yi's father - Yi's father was still immersed in the shock of condoms, how could the old cadres of that era be so easy Accept this kind of "unrestrainable" - Yi's mother saw that he didn't say anything, so she continued to talk to Yi Yunshu, "You are our own son, and we have been used to doing things our own way and doing whatever we want since we were young, so we are afraid that you will get into trouble again. After all, you..." She organized her words, "After all, you love him so much, we are afraid that he can't give you the same love, then you are really unlucky and suffer a lot, all your enthusiasm has been bumped The south wall is gone!"

"Don't worry about that!" Yi Yunshu flicked the cigarette ash and smiled meaningfully, "You will see the 'evidence' in the future, the two of us will be fine, don't mention how much it is, Like! Glue! Like! Paint!"

Yi and his wife: "..."

Not long after, Ye Qilu bought a hearty breakfast and returned home - bread, oatmeal, bacon, sausage, poached eggs, milk...

Ye Qilu put the breakfast on the dining table, walked to the living room with a smile, "Uncle and aunt, let's eat, it's all hot." After finishing speaking, he grabbed Yi Yunshu's hand with ease, and then took the cigarette at his fingertips. Pressed it into the ashtray, and then he led Yi Yunshu to the dining table.

The four of them finished their breakfast quietly.

After eating, without staying for a while, cars one after another slowly stopped downstairs.

Yi's father and mother are on business, and it is not easy to spare two or three hours to come out, and now they have to leave.

Ye Qilu and Yi Yunshu sent the old couple downstairs, and stood in the morning breeze talking for a few minutes.

When he finally left, Father Yi pulled Ye Qilu aside, he looked at Ye Qilu hesitantly, he was as serious as a leader and a subordinate, and finally Father Yi advised earnestly: "Young man, if you want Moderate some!"

Ye Qilu: "..."

The author has something to say: Oscar is short of an actor 2333333

If Mother Yi found out that his son is actually a "wife-loving madman", would she faint in the toilet? 233333333333333

Because the fingernails are broken and I can't touch the keyboard, I'm very sorry for the late episode~~

But it's sweet =w=