Self-cultivation for beating the enemy[Comprehensive]

"Youkexin?" He was quite shocked when the request from Il fans was sent to Miji's computer. It wasn't because of the name of the most prosperous city in the whole mainland, but because of a series of additional information about ten old men.

"What does big brother want to do?" He was dumbfounded, everyone knew why the name appeared at this time, because it was the mission goal, if one or two of the ten old men appeared here, Mi Ji would not be surprised, because that is the pair To beat the enemy, it's just an ordinary big business, but ten?I don't know whether to be amazed by the courage of the person who issued the task, or because Il fans dared to accept the order.

This is a private sale, and fans of Il are even willing to pay Mi Ji an extra commission, one-tenth.

Don't underestimate this one-tenth, ten old men pulling one of them alone is a sky-high price, not to mention selling it in a bundle, which is even higher than the price of doing dozens of small tasks.

"Gudong——" Miji swallowed a mouthful of saliva. He happened to be raising money for the island of greed. Meteor Street, gangsters, and beating the enemy are three pillars of existence in the dark world. Their family has already received the auction. Auction lists, unowned second-hand machines attract ridiculous attention all the time.

Although the legendary level game is not as expensive as his Asuka figure carved from liquid ore, once you get it, his status in the otaku world is absolutely unmatched.

Betting on his dignity as a housekeeper, he must pool his money to buy the Island of Greed! !

Yalujia who happened to be looking for a joke: "..."

There is actually a flame burning behind the second brother. Is it a newly developed mind ability?

In any case, after Yiermi gave an order, all the laborers available at home were mobilized. Those who should do the tasks should do the tasks, and those who should check the information should check the information. As the executors, Yalujia and Kurt must go to Youkexin and be on standby to complete the task at any time, while Miji needs to pack and send all the information related to the ten old man to the mobile phone of Yiermi earlier.

Autumn is the season of harvest, but before you can harvest, you need to plow.

The industrious little fairy arrived at Youkexin before anyone else. For his big business, he temporarily put aside all the tasks of beating the enemy, and wandered around the bustling city all day long, doing gangsters without realizing it. little action.

And, small movements that Kuroro didn't realize.

"I have to know what he wants to do first." Said confidently to the system, "Only by knowing how big a thing he wants to do, can I take correct precautions. If he dies before killing ten old men, wouldn't I be very happy?" deficit?"

The system said to the little fairy: "You can ask him, although Kuroro probably won't tell the truth."

Killer is a kind of service industry, and the customer is God. As long as the money is enough, the other party will satisfy even the most tricky request. Kurolo gave the task goal, and that is enough. I'm going to find out by myself.

Kuroro, who knows the rules of the market game very well, will never give any more hints to Ill fans. Although they are a cooperative relationship, in the limited cooperation, he will continue to make trouble for Ill fans, even if those troubles Only the size of a sesame mung bean.

"I also don't think he will tell me." Rarely, the Yier fan and the system reached an agreement, and he dialed a number, "So, I want to find someone who should know the inside story and be willing to tell me."

He took the initiative to make a phone call, which is rare in the relationship between Yi Ermi and Hisoka, and under normal circumstances, the one who asks for something is always Hisoka.

He needs Il fans to do a lot of things for him, disguise himself as himself, make the perfect alibi, or show up somewhere in his place, for an extremely sophisticated deception.

No one can recognize Hisoka in Yiermi's disguise, because his degree of completion is frighteningly high, the movement of shuffling cards, the weird smile on the corner of his mouth, and even Hisoka's silent appearance.

Yi Ermi is used to observing others, and Hisoka, after getting along for too long, let him know most of the secrets about Hisoka.

Even Qiya can't guarantee that he can perfectly pretend to be Xiaojie without any flaws, even if they are such good friends.

Time and experience are irreparable existences. A person's temperament can only be understood thoroughly after years of getting along with each other. However, there is no shortage of time between Yiermi and Hisoka.

"Xiaoyi~" The other end of the phone was filled with water vapor, and Hisoka was probably taking a shower. The steaming fog in the bathroom and the rushing water all had a certain impact on their conversation.

Wetter, or more ambiguous.

There is nothing ambiguous about the matter of taking a bath, especially since the body drenched in water is only a singular number.

However, once the protagonist becomes Hisoka, the atmosphere will be wrong. He alone is masculine, seductive, seductive, muscular lines, or drops of water dripping from his chest, all of which are classic enough to be painted , the desire and desire flowing in the eyes can even support a small movie.

He was probably sinking in the bathtub, picked up the phone with one hand, and poked out the other hand from the water, making a sound of water, and the deliberately protracted tone was rendered more viscous by the color of the water.

Like honey glistening in the sun.

"What's the matter~" Hisoka is sure that Yiermi has something to look for him. He knows Yiermi very well, and he can even read the expression on his face. The tiny emotions that flash in his eyes can't even escape him. eyes.

Il fans will only look for him when necessary.

He guessed it had something to do with You Kexin. On the other side that Yiermi couldn't see, Hisoka silently opened the corner of his mouth. The arc wasn't very big, but it split the expression on his face for no reason.

He is very interested.

"It's related to Youkexin." He heard Yiermi's voice from the other end.

"Do you know the next activities of the brigade?" Il fans didn't give Hisoka any chance to be ambiguous, and directly threw out all the restrictions, "In Youkexin, the one with Kuroro participating."

I see, Hisoka put his fingers on the edge of the bathtub bit by bit.

Kuroro actually invited foreign aid.

"I can tell you," he said, "but only in person."

Hisoka deliberately spoke very ambiguously, and even blew on the phone receiver, just like he had a tacit date in a bar. There is no surging emotion, only the mist that fills the bathroom and blurs the mirror.

"Xiaoyi's words should already be in Youkexin." Hisoka said, "Empress Hotel, D324, come to me, Xiaoyi." Then he hung up the phone first, knowing that someone would come in a few minutes knock on his door.

Oh well, Yi Erfan put down his phone, the amount of information is a bit large, he needs time to sort it out.

"Face-to-face communication, is it because some information is inconvenient to transmit through electronic devices?" Il's superstitious analysis, don't look at Hisoka like this, before he is not overwhelmed by desire and desire, his IQ is frighteningly high. All of them have deep meanings, "There should be other things." He was probably talking to himself, although the system was the audience, "It may be related to You Kexin, and all his own plans."

However, the system felt that there was something wrong with the little fairy's focus, so he interrupted the Il fan almost unbearably, because the system felt that the things that the garbage host cared about now were not right.

"Why don't you ask him yourself." When he said this, he was speechless, and he didn't know if it was because of the amazing coincidence between Yiermi and Hisoka, or because it was a waste of guessing by the garbage host here. time.

"He lives next door to you, you can just knock on the door and ask him."

It's normal for both of them to live in the Queen's Hotel. Even in Youkexin, the largest city in the Hunter Continent, the Queen's Hotel is the most upscale, seven-star hotel, unique in the world.

As for the room starting with D, it is the presidential suite of Yishui. Not to mention the little fairy wasting money, it is a private room at the public expense of beating the enemy. Their family is rich and powerful, and they have rooms all year round in luxury hotels in any country. Although they are killers, this does not mean that they have no quality of life. In fact, the standard of living of the Hakkas who beat the enemy is unimaginably high, such as private airships, or the top designers in the world, and accommodation is only a very small part of it.

The young and wealthy Yi Ermi suddenly realized that he was deeply impressed by the words of the system. He clenched his right fist and tapped his left palm: "You're right!" With a serious expression on his face, "I should ask Hisoka directly."

The little fairy is the trough of the event. After staying with him for a long time, the system even lost the desire to complain. At a certain moment, he brought Yi Ermi and Hisoka into a certain period drama. In the age of invention, a young couple waiting with their backs against a wall.

In a literary novel, it may be very beautiful, but if the protagonists are Ilmi and Hisoka, it will only make people feel the urge to stand on end.

He opened the door, and the gold-rimmed fir wood door was engraved with the room number, D325, next to Hisoka's room, D324.

This story tells us that life is constructed by countless coincidences.

Yiermi chose a serious way to enter the door, knocking on the door, knocking, knocking, three times, knocking on the solid door with his knuckles, with Hisoka's hearing, he could hear it even if he was sleeping in the bathtub.

Hisoka didn't expect that there were Yier fans outside. Even if Xiaoyi's speed is indeed ahead of the enemy, it is impossible for him to appear outside the room within a minute after he put down the phone.

A coincidence is a coincidence because no one can guess.

"Hmm~" He heard the knock on the door, and thought it was some special service, after all, this is very common in hotels, even in high-end hotels.

So Hisoka stood up from the bathtub hastily, and randomly found a scarf to wrap around his lower body, so that he would not be completely naked. The water slid across the marble sculpture-like texture, all the way down, into an inexplicable area, he will The half-length red hair was pulled back, revealing a smooth forehead.

His feet sank into the long, furry rug, the fur that belonged to monsters sucking up excess moisture.

Hisoka is perfect, this is true for most women and even men, his seduction is unparalleled, so even though the clown's costume is weird, he still attracts a lot of fans for him.

Then Hisoka, who was in the most perfect state, stood by the door frame and opened the door. He was probably going to attract the kitten who came to the door automatically.

Then Hisoka opened the door and saw Yi Ermi with black hair and black eyes outside.

"Hey!" He heard the eldest son who beat the enemy raise his hand to greet him insincerely.

Hisoka, who was full of color and poise, turned into a steamed bun face.

Yi Ermi ignored the stunned Baozi, he turned slightly sideways, and got in through the subtle gap formed by Hisoka and the door. He was tall, but he could be called slender, sneaking in from the sparse space, facing him It's easy to say.

"Why are you here, Xiao Yi." Hisoka, who was naked to the waist, was surprised, and even forgot his usual weird tone.

"Well, calm down." Yi Ermi was really moody, he tilted his head, and then said, "I live next door to you, Queens Hotel, D325."

"Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't tell you on the phone just now." He apologized without any sincerity, or in other words, he had heard malicious intentions, "Okay, now you know."

He was brushed off by Xiao Yi, Hisoka thought in his heart, well, who knew there would be such a coincidence that they arrived at Youkexin ahead of schedule at the same time, and then checked into the same hotel, the most amazing thing, the relationship between the two There was only one wall between them.

If the probability of every accident happening is one in ten thousand, then the probability of making them face each other in a room is probably one in a billion, which is infinitely close to zero.

Hisoka shrugged, then pulled the scarf around his lower body, walked into the bathroom naked, and he wanted to enjoy the warm water.

Yiermi looked at his back like a marble, there was nothing to say about it, but it was too smooth, and he didn't even see the so-called spider tattoo.

Ilmi, he had never seen a spider tattoo on Hisoka's body, because he was not particular about exhibitionism, and he could easily reveal some secrets to him.

"Spiders have tattoos." An irrelevant topic, God knows why Il fans suddenly mentioned this, Hisoka, who was lying in the bathtub, let out a "huh" sound, and the thick nasal voice containing water vapor came through the half-open The door passed out.

"So, where are your tattoos, Hisoka." It's not the first time Il fans have discovered this question, but this is the first time he asked, "I've never seen a tattoo on you."

He thought that the topic that required Hisoka to call him over for a face-to-face conversation might have something to do with his tattoo.

"You're really mean, Xiao Yi~" Hisoka spat out the words that a resentful woman would say, and there was nothing wrong with it.

"Didn't you guess it a long time ago, and I have to admit it myself." He probably changed his position in the bathtub, so some water splashed out of the tank and splashed on the floor.

"I see." Yi Ermi nodded again, no matter whether anyone saw it or not, it was just a habitual action.

"It's a frivolous mask." He was categorical, and he knew Hisoka's telekinetic ability Il like the back of his hand, and the man who was separated from him by a wall, apart from the hidden card Gundam, he also knew the other abilities that belonged to the control system in the heart.

If they stand on the opposite side of immortality one day, it will definitely be the battle of the century. Because they know each other too well, they will be unable to do anything to each other for a long time, even if Hisoka's death will definitely be the result.

"So, you also have a task to entrust?" Il fans have already heard Hisoka's implication, otherwise he would not be able to admit the frivolous mask so readily, play ambiguously, or ask others to guess riddles , This is what Hisoka is best at.

I like Youkexin, Il fans thought in their hearts, if the killer business also has a peak season and an off-season, then now, the auction season when the world will gather together is undoubtedly the peak season of the peak season. All the money I worked for the year was earned back within ten days.

"Tell your story." The tone is persuasive, almost like a close sister of a late-night radio emotional line, but the next sentence is full of philistine atmosphere, "You know my rules, as long as you can afford the price, there is nothing you can't do of."

Hisoka came out of the bathroom, soaked for such a short time, God knows what he was doing when he went back just now, his hands that were still stained with steam passed by Yi Ermi, and wet a small piece of his white shirt.

Hisoka opened the curtains, he was not wearing anything, but no one could see except Il fans, the Empress Hotel is the eighth tallest building in the world, and Hisoka, he was on the 120th floor, there was no one nearby who could match this A building comparable to a hotel.

"It's really reliable." Hisoka said, "As expected, one cannot live without companions."

"Are you right, Xiao Yi?"

Il fans are noncommittal, he doesn't want to entangle with Hisoka on this issue, there is a reason for coming to him, Il fans need to know the actions of the brigade, and Hisoka also needs to entrust Il fans with tasks, which is very fair.

"The brigade will be active at Youkexin's auction." He put on a loose bathrobe, sat down, and even opened a glass of red wine for himself. Yiermi has been standing in front of the huge French window, listening quietly He narrated that half of the sun shone down, covering the black and white figure of the young man, and his expression was blurred, making it hard to see clearly.

"Snatching all the items in the auction is probably for this purpose." In a few words, he finished the matter concisely.

Yi Ermi nodded secretly: "I see." He finally knew the purpose of Kuroro asking him to kill the ten old man.

Hisoka didn't know that the task entrusted by Kuroro was so bold, and Il fans didn't tell him. At best, he thought that Xiao Yi was Kuroro's hole card. As for how to use this hole card, it needs a reasonable and generous inference.

Xiao Yi would not tell him the content of the mission. Hisoka swung his high-heeled wine glass, watching the red wine ripple and ripple again and again. The killer's professionalism seemed to say so?

However, it is completely predictable!

"I joined the brigade just to fight Kuroro." He visibly became excited, and there was an irregular tremor in his voice. As long as Kuroro was mentioned, he seemed to have sucked too much gold , the whole body is full of energy.

Especially Hisoka's original symptoms were not so serious, but after lurking for such a long time, he finally found a chance to fight Kuroro well, how could he not be excited?

For this day, he has been waiting for several years.

"Then I should congratulate you." Yiermi finally spoke, but everyone knew that with his voice, he couldn't hear any ups and downs, "Congratulations on your wish fulfillment, Hisoka."

Very, very, disingenuous.

"It's not yet time." Hisoka, who had eaten Jin Kela, finally calmed down, and then began to explode bombs one after another.

"During the hunter test, the friend your brother met was a survivor of the Kuruta tribe." He glanced at Yiermi, and sure enough, because he heard the sensitive word, his head moved slightly, and finally turned away from looking at the distant sky He came out and gave Hisoka a blank face.

The other half of his face was still covered by sunlight.

"It's Kurapika," Hisoka said. "He wants revenge on the spider."

Il fans spent a lot of effort to pull out Kurapika's figure from the depths of memory. He has never cared much about worthless people. As Il fans admitted, he has become friends with Aruka and Kira Only Xiaojie, Kurapika, existed as a reserve member, and he didn't pay attention to him from the beginning to the end.

"So that's how it is." Ilmi compared his image with the image of the Kuluta people recorded in the system, and the costumes of ethnic minorities seemed to really have the same thing.

"Fiery red eyes, one of the seven beauties?" He suddenly realized that he was the one to do this, and Kuroro bought the information about the Kuruta tribe from him back then.

The ethnic minorities living in the deep mountains and old forests have powerful eyes. They are good at hiding. Even if you search deliberately, you may not be able to find their whereabouts. It is said that Kurolo, who is interested in the red eyes, found the head of Yiermi. And he used the intelligence network of beating the enemy Hakka to narrow down the scope of his search.

Hisoka didn't speak, but judging by his posture, it was acquiescence. On Kurapika's face, there was the last pair of flaming red eyes remaining in the world.

Valuable.

Ever since, Yi Ermi heard Hisoka's implication. He has never lacked the spirit of association and has an excellent jumping thinking. Hearing Hisoka's first sentence, he naturally interpreted the following stories strung together.

"You want to exchange information with him." He said it logically and confidently, just as he saw the deal between Hisoka and Kurapika, "You want him to help you drag the other members of the brigade, and go talk to Kuro himself Luo Duel." Although he didn't know why Hisoka was looking forward to Kurapika being able to hold the others down.

"Bingo~" He snapped his fingers with his free hand, "You really deserve to be Xiaoyi."

He can infer the rest of the development just by listening to him. Xiaoyi's understanding of him is really terrifying.

Goosebumps all over his body will stand up and dance because of danger.

"So, what do you want to hire me for?" Yi Ermi is a businessman. Although he has deduced Hisoka's plan, there is no room for him to appear in it, so the person concerned needs to complete the details.

"I need an alibi." Hisoka said, "If necessary, act as me and hold back the rest of the brigade." The real Hisoka went to Kuroro.

It is not the first time for Il fans to pretend to be Hisoka. It is not difficult for him, but the risk still exists. His disguise has a time limit, especially the lengthening of the body's skeletal muscles and changing them into another person , the time that can be maintained will only be shortened.

If someone from the brigade found out, even he would have to bear a certain risk.

But Yiermi still agreed, because Hisoka paid enough to cover all risks. Like Kurolo, he is a big fat sheep that can gather wool without limit: "Yes." He nodded, "It's just that you Be mindful of the time limit."

Now I will explain all the risks and Hisoka clearly: "It is completely disguised as you, and it cannot exceed 24 hours." Over time, his disguise will gradually lose its effect, and by then, relying on the attention of the members of the Phantom Troupe, he will definitely find the clues .

"Enough." Hisoka probably thought of the scene of him fighting Kuroro, with a weird smile on the corner of his mouth.

24 hours?During this time, he will definitely get what he wants.

This was the battle he had been looking forward to for a long time, a life-threatening battle with Kuroro.

Too bad, I can't help it anymore, the color of his eyes is changing again and again, just thinking of Kuroro's name can make every cell in his body excited.

No, it's not yet time, the time to pick the fruit is getting closer, that's why I have to continue to be patient.

Only the fruit obtained after patience is the sweetest, but, just thinking about the aroma of the charming big fruit, he will hold back ♂ and not ♂ beat him.

I really want to destroy him.

Yiermi noticed Hisoka's complicated psychological activities, and the change of his breath was so obvious that even if Yiermi wanted to ignore it, he couldn't ignore it.

So he was very considerate and asked Hisoka without any malice: "Do you need me to call someone for you?"

Don't think that he has forgotten the way Hisoka opened the door for him just now. He is so flirtatious and angry. Anyone with a brain knows what Hisoka is doing. He is an excellent player himself. He attracted a large number of men or women, and the danger made his temptation even greater, and immature men and women flocked to Hisoka like moths to a flame.

And most of the time, he doesn't refuse.

"Then that will bother you, Xiao Yi~" He even let out an ambiguous groan, obviously for Hisoka, this is a good way to calm down his desire quickly.

A seven-star hotel must have the services worthy of a seven-star hotel. They also provide the pornographic and erotic services that most hotels in the world provide, and they will only be more advanced and better able to meet the needs of guests.

It is no exaggeration to say that as long as the guests have enough financial resources, they can even bring a car of supermodels to hold a bunny party in minutes.

This is like an industrial chain. When a call is made to the service desk, the staff of the Empress Hotel who is in charge of this area is spinning like a spinning top. No matter how precise the gears fit, they are not as good as them. Screening and notification staff Well, the service they offer isn't even the little card that a cheap hotel puts under the door, that's the lowest class of streamers.

The Empress Hotel provides a more advanced courtesan. She may be a world-class supermodel or a star somewhere, because the people who stay in the presidential suite are either rich or expensive, and here you may meet a rich man, or a young man. The head of state, even if they don't want their money, there are still some people who want to climb up because of the possibility that will exist soon.

What's more, the reward is so rich.

Irmi called the top supermodel, blond and blue-eyed, a cute Persian cat. Her feet stepped on a height of 13 cm. Miaoman's figure was wrapped in a pink bathrobe and stepped on the floor. On, like walking on the catwalk.

Fingers clasped slightly, and knocked three times on the solid wood door, similar to when Yiermi came, with very regular and crisp knocking sounds.

The door opened, and the Persian cat looked up at the tall young man. He was even taller than himself in 13cm high heels. He had a beautiful face, black and white, like a superb portrait of modern art.

Very, very beautiful, with an inexplicable weird beauty, Persian cat swears by her years of experience in front of the camera, this man will definitely become the favorite of photographers once he debuts.

From this point of view, she definitely earned it, and she even wanted to whistle in her heart, a beautiful, rich man with a good figure.

She could see that Yi Ermi's body wrapped under the white shirt was not thin at all, he just looked slender, but his muscles were absolutely smooth, and he was definitely the best among the men she spent the night with.

"Hi——" can have a long tail, and it is a bit hoarse, but in the ambiguous atmosphere, the voice is absolutely beautiful. If you want to say why, it is probably suitable for the environment.

It is suitable for the room full of color at present.

The Persian cat opened a charming smile. She knew better than those low-level Liu and Ying how to show her charm. Whether it was in front of the camera or in front of people, the high heels moved forward a few centimeters. She probably wanted to give Il Fascinated by a lingering tongue and kiss.

However, it was stopped.

"The person you want to serve is not me." She heard the young man in front of her speak, without the slightest emotion in his voice. He was not tempted by himself, and the all-powerful beauty seemed to hit a wall for the first time.

"Go into the room." She heard the young man say again, his voice is as weird as his face, not to say that it is not good-looking, it is because human beings rarely have such a chaotic and magical beauty.

The appearance of Yiermi can be called beautiful, but the beauty that really makes the hair stand on the back of the hair, the too distinct black and white, it is easy for people to think of death, or similar darkness.

"Xiao~yi~" The voice from the room made the Persian cat heave a sigh of relief. She was stupid just now. I don't know if it was because of Yier's inappropriate words, or because of his overly magical beauty, which seems to be able to attract people. go in.

That's the right voice, she said to herself, that's the right voice.

There is a slow desire in her voice, not her sexy hoarseness, but a sticky and indelible desire, which is the human desire that Persian cats are more familiar with.

"Your people are here, Hisoka." The Persian cat, who was stunned at the door, entered, and the young man who was taller than her in high heels replied to the people inside.

"He's inside." Looking back, the words were addressed to the blond lady, "Your client."

This is really strange, the Persian cat muttered in his heart, although the title of customer seems to be correct, but would most people say this to a beautiful woman?

She walked a few steps into the room, and then saw the red-haired man in a bathrobe sitting on a chair. The male hormones around him flowed out like he didn't want money, and the smile on his mouth was more charming than her.

"Kata Kata Kata——" The sound of the keyboard being tapped, she turned around, only to find that the young man who welcomed her in just now had a calculator in his hand, and he was still pressing it.

etc?Miss Persian Cat was at a loss, shouldn't she not go out at this time.

Leave private space to lustful men and women, and a man with a wink should do so, unless their relationship is unusual.

Do they want to play together?

Miss Supermodel's mind was wide open, hey, although these two are top-notch, she has never heard of any special requirements just now, and she only said that it was only a man, otherwise he would not have come up alone.

But what if?She secretly glanced at Yiermi and Hisoka, and the more she looked, the more she felt that there was something wrong with these two men. One had a high desire, but had no intention of patience at all, and the other, until now, was concentrating on his calculations device.

There must be something wrong with them!Persian cats are set, when will a man be honest about his desires?Of course, in front of sex and partners, unless he is a pervert who can be in heat anytime and anywhere.

She felt that she had been cheated, and there must be some special circumstances, but the person who called the service desk didn't say anything.

She wants more money, the Persian cat thought, whether it was to play with two men or to have fun with them.

Finally, the knocking sound from behind stopped. To be honest, the sound just now made her scalp tingle.

"You need to pay this amount, Hisoka." Ilmi was very happy when he saw the final calculation result. Sure enough, September is the harvest season.

Hisoka shrugged and finally stood up from the table. He passed by the unknown Persian cat lady and gave her a wink, which seemed to indicate the intimacy that would happen next, but he walked to the hanger instead. He took out a black card and threw it to the Yier fans.

Elmi caught it firmly.

"Swipe it yourself." They had so many transactions that Hisoka was used to throwing the card to another person, "There is no password."

Hey, the Persian cat has no expression on her face. Her originally rising desire and desire seem to have been poured with a bucket of cold water, which is too cold.

Do recent homosexuals and partners like to play like this?Find a woman and play 3P with three people?

Hehe, you urbanites are quite interesting.

Il fan diary:

Meow meow meow? ? ?

I am innocent.