Self-cultivation for beating the enemy[Comprehensive]

What should I do if I encounter a pervert?

Option 1: Anal with him

Option 2: Run away (if you can)

Option 3: More perverted than him

Il fans took 3 for granted, so he became a more terrifying pervert than Hisoka.

Well, just kidding, he ran off without a cloud.

Hisoka was still laughing at the beginning, because his own speed was fast enough, and it wasn't because he was boasting. Among the people he was targeting, except for those who knew that there was a big gap in their strength, there was really no one who could run away, like Il fans. , The strength is between him and him, and he is still younger than him. It is simply a fantasy to be able to escape.

He licked his lips hungrily again, thinking it was just a little fun, so he chased after him confidently.

Then he saw Yi Ermi running farther and farther, farther and farther, farther and farther.

Hisoka: "???" Baozilian appeared in the world, he never thought that such a situation would happen! ! !

Yier fan: Keke, I am a man who has self-cultivation in beating enemies, if I can't even run you, why don't I mess around.

Yi Ermi said that as a killer, even if the assassination is unsuccessful, he must be able to run away. He is a man with the ability to run away, and even the little bitch Kuroro can't catch up with him. Think you can win?Innocent!

Hisoka was dumbfounded, the desire that had been ignited instantly dissipated, how could it be like this?

But Hisoka deserves to be Hisoka. Although he was just hit, he calmed down in the next second: "It's getting more and more delicious." Being able to run away from him is a proof of his strength.

"We will definitely meet again~" Blowing a kiss to no one's place, he walked away with a twist, he wanted to find a place to vent his anger, the desire provoked by Il fans is not so easy subsided.

What a naughty little fairy~

The Il fan ran to the airport, and the airships were neatly lined up on the huge field. He made a V and said to the system: "Look, I got rid of the pervert, come and praise me!"

System: "Oh, you are the best."

Yier fan accused: "Your praise is too insincere!"

The system said: "Yes, yes, you are the most powerful, you are the most handsome, and you are the richest!"

Yier fan said: "I don't have any intentions, add more modifiers."

system:"……"

Damn mental retardation!

After molesting the system, he sighed faintly: "I ran away this time, what should I do next time?"

System: "Is there a next time?"

Yi Ermi said: "You don't understand, this is a man's intuition."

System: Oh.

"I'll definitely meet him again in the future." A shadow appeared on Yiermi's face again, "That coquettish bitch with heavy makeup."

System: A coquettish slut with heavy makeup, poof!

But whether it is a fresh and refined coquettish bitch or a heavy makeup coquettish bitch, each routine can only be played once, and if there are too many, it will not work. For example, the next time you meet Hisoka, running away from this option will not work.

You have to think about how to get rid of him next time, Ilmi said to herself.

As for why they are so sure that they will meet, of course it is because it is the guidance of fate!

Deep face: There is no chance in this world, only necessity.

But before the inevitable comes, there are other things. Irmi returns home and finds that the technology nerd he planted, no, brother, has sprouted!

"A time bomb made according to the principles in the book." Mi Ji showed off the results in front of Il fans, and found that his elder brother didn't respond, and turned into a deflated ball, deflated visibly with the naked eye, "but The power is too small."

Il fans said: "System, you can make a bomb at such a young age, this kid's future is limitless!"

The system also murmured in its heart: It's really evil. A child who can make a bomb by reading a book is definitely a genius among geniuses. Is it possible that Il fans really have sharp eyes?Can you spot his talent at a glance?

Yier fans: "Ha, a genius like me, how can I have a mediocre younger brother?" Laughed like a silver bell.

System indifferent face: Oh.

Don't think about it, this is really a coincidence, the garbage host is not capable of this.

Even though his heart was overwhelmed by the sound of the barbell, Yi Er's face was still very peaceful. He touched the funny dog's head, um, the hair was soft, and it felt great.

Simply intoxicating.

"You are very talented." He first affirmed the ability of the other party, and then said after receiving the sparkling eyes of his younger brother, "However, your ability is not limited to this." He said, "Use your ability well, Miji, I believe in you."

Carrot and stick, the most practical routine in the world, fans of Illinois are very familiar with this move.

In terms of training his younger brother, he is definitely full of talent.

Mi Chi was encouraged, and as soon as he finished making the time bomb, he showed it to Il fans, and based on the child's subtle show off psychology, he showed it to Shiba again.

Xiba was still careless at first, but he didn't expect to take the bomb from Mi Ji's hand and look it up, his body shook. This kid is talented enough in mechanics!

The way he looked at Mi Chi was different. He used to sigh because of the poor qualifications of the other party, but now it's different. His physique is not good but his brain is good enough!Well-trained is to beat the enemy Hakka's exclusive technical experts.

Now is the information age, even the killers have to keep pace with the times, the strong ones will do it themselves, and the weak ones can be dealt with with a long-range bomb?Mi Ji has this ability, even if the quality is not enough, he can win by quantity, and divergent thinking, the bomb is ready, is it far from the machine?The mechanical age is over, isn't the next era the information age?To train well, you must be a high-tech talent.

His son's future is limitless!

Xiba rarely asked kindly: "Why did you think of making a bomb?"

Mi Ji was taken aback by his gentle attitude. He is not a fan of Il, and he can't see the fiery heart under the serious shell of Shenba. Before seeing him, he was as good as a quail. Who would have thought that one day he would be so gentle speak to him.

Sure enough, listening to the big brother was right, Mi Ji clenched his small fist in his heart, and firmly decided to hug Yi Ermi's thigh.

Follow the big brother to eat meat.

"Brother asked me to develop in this direction." He said nonchalantly, looking like a poor little boy.

When Shiba heard this, he fell into deep thought. He didn't talk to Yiermi about Mi Ji's question for a long time, and after the long talk, he went out to do the task. He was full of plans. The time he came back after getting rid of Mi Ji, there was nothing wrong with it. Other contact time.

Could it be that he saw the ridiculous talent from the very beginning?Thinking of this, Xiba's gaze became sharper. If this is the case, then Yiermi's observation skills are really amazing. He has been with Mi Ji for so long and has not seen his mechanical talent. Of course, this has nothing to do with He hasn't been trained yet.

He didn't think Yiermi was talking casually. Yiermi was a precocious child who had shown amazing insight since he was a child. Maybe it was because he discovered something that he made such a proposal to Miji, right?

If the system knew what Xiba was thinking, it would definitely be able to slap him head and face. The garbage host is not as powerful as you think, everyone has been deceived by him!

Today's Dadike mansion is still full of legends of Il fans.

Il fan: Even if I'm not here, there are still people who help me brush up the fashion value =v=.

Happy.

Shiba still hasn't come out of the strange circle of thinking. He was fascinated by Yier, and he followed the other party's thinking. Considering that he easily discovered the talent of Miji, Shiba had to think about Mijido and Yier. What are the benefits of being fascinated together? From the current point of view, he can at least tap out the potential of the comic, and even maximize it.

He should be able to educate his younger brother well, Shiba thought, if that is the case, he might consider entrusting the child to him for training.

This is the beginning of the nightmare of beating the enemy Hakkas for generations.

At this time, Yier fans still don't know that Shiba has such a wonderful idea, otherwise he would probably smile happily.

Il fans: Well, there is a lack of technical talent at the moment, and Mi Ji should be able to fill it in. When I find out what is missing, let my mother have a younger brother or younger sister!

Simply perfect.

As a person who aspires to promote Dadike to the world and become a listed company, fans of Yier said that he would be several hundred million every minute, okay?After completing one task, you have to move on to the next task. You are simply too busy to die.

Yier fans said: "I deeply feel the fulfillment of life."

The system asked: "Because there are many tasks?"

The Il fans replied: "No, because you can smell money everywhere."

Bask in the sun on Kukulu Mountain in the morning, read reports in the airship in the afternoon, the whole world is his back garden, the Great Lakes are the toilets for beating enemies, buy his mother a liquid ore bigger than his head, and smash glass for fun , buy an oversized crib for Mi Ji, and it takes 5 minutes to go to bed in a sports car every day.

system:"……"

"Okay." His voice was extremely tired, like an old man in his twilight years, "I smell money."

So please stop talking, thank you.

Yi Ermi sticks out his tongue, he is mischievous again, hehe.

The distance between the two missions was too close, so Ilmi simply arranged them together. Anyway, the two cities happened to be adjacent to each other. He only needed to make a round-trip airship, which would save a lot of fuel costs.

Yier fans said to the system: "You must live carefully and carefully, and you can't spend money on things that are useless."

The system asked: "What about your mother's cosmetics and clothing expenses?" There are also a series of castle decoration expenses or other things.

There are only a few key hobbies of Jiqiu, makeup, changing clothes, and maintenance, but each of them is astronomical. Compared with those ladies who watch the show, the style of beating the enemy Hakka is to directly invite the designer to the door, very domineering , similarly, the price is also terrible, their family is a good citizen who pays taxes, and it costs money to invite designers to come.Il fans have seen this part of the expenditure report, and lamented to the system that the annual fucking clothing expenditure is enough to build another castle.

Tsk tsk tsk, a woman's desire to shop is simply terrifying.

But Yierfan is uncharacteristically on this issue. Although he attaches great importance to money, he upholds the attitude of "buy, buy, don't stop" when it comes to fucking issues.

Yi Ermi said: "If it is a mother, as long as the request is not excessive, it should be satisfied."

System: Oh.

As expected of my mother's Il fan.

The city where the target of the first mission is located is famous for its electrical appliances. You can buy the latest computers and mobile phones in the Hunter World here, but this city is also famous all over the world in another form besides the "City of Electrical Appliances". It just so happens that Il fans know a lot about this.

"acg heaven." He said to the system, "This city is simply a holy place in A Zhai's heart."

In fact, he is also here on a pilgrimage. Ilmi sticks out his tongue in his heart, and he can recognize the liquid ore eva Asuka. Although he is not a house, he is not far behind.

Il fans: Is there a handsome man like me? Coser is about the same.

Of course, Il fans didn't tell the system about his selfishness, but he deliberately set aside two more days after the task was completed, in the pretense of helping Miji with a supercomputer.

The system didn't believe it at the time, and said, "How old is he, so you can help him buy a computer."

Yi Erfan said: "I'm so smart, my brother is definitely not stupid, even if he can't do it now, he will definitely be able to play!" He concluded, "If you want to create an environment for him, you must not lose at the starting line. .”

System: Okay.

You are so beautiful, everything you say is right.

Although I came to this city with ulterior motives, I still have to do the mission first if I am a dedicated Il fan. Since I am doing the mission in such a unique city, the mission goal must be related to the characteristics of the city.To be reasonable, in fact, Il fans hope that their goal is to be a figure collector or something, so that they can successfully receive the other party's collection, but unfortunately God does not follow people's wishes. His mission goal is a program developer, a genius level kind of.

Yi Ermi said to the system: "Look, this is the ugliness of human nature." He was heartbroken, "Sure enough, geniuses are enviable." He sighed faintly, "Oh, no wonder so many people want to kill me .”

The system was speechless: "I don't want to kill you, but I want to kill and beat the enemy, right?"

There are too many relatives of the target of the mission of beating the enemy, and almost everyone hates them, but most of them don't even know what the person who beat the enemy's Hakka looks like.

Yi Ermi said: "You are wrong." He had a deep expression on his face, "I think those people must be jealous of my beauty and talent, so they want to kill me." Lifting his face, looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, "Just like that poor procedural genius who was bought into murder."

System: I don't bother to talk to you.

I was too lazy to talk about the system of Il fans and said, "So you hate ugly human nature?" Hehe, just kidding, he has never seen a person uglier than the human nature of the garbage host so far.

Yi Ermi refused straight away: "How is that possible!" He said sincerely, "The uglier the human nature, the better, because it can bring wealth to the beating enemies."

If the world is peaceful and everyone is kind, then why would there be a killer!

After the play is done enough, it is necessary to start work. Il fans judged it based on experience. I think this task is quite simple. After all, although the goal is a genius, it is not comparable to a rich man who can hire bodyguards or even people with abilities. Isn't it easy to kill an ordinary person?

Although he had an idea in his heart, Yi Ermi was still making a plan meticulously. He weighed it, that person should not ask him to do it himself, so he left it to the bomb, and put the bomb on the ground without anyone noticing. In the house, he can also save time to go to the animation store, ah, no, it is an electrical store.

As a good brother, he has to personally choose the computer configuration for his younger brother. Of course, it is also okay to buy a few hand-made figures to reward him.

The system sneered at Yier's behavior of pretending to be public and self-serving. He just hoped that this mission would fail, and suppress the arrogance of the garbage host. Whoever called the garbage host has gone so far that he can't even see it.

Then I don't know if the system's resentment is too strong, Il fans found that the bomb he installed did not explode!

Il fans: "!!!"

System: Keke, what an eye opener.

He was wrong!The bombs used to beat the Hakka enemy are guaranteed in quality and quantity. Dud bombs are absolutely impossible to exist. If this is the case, it must have been destroyed by someone with a heart. That programmer must have a master by his side!

Il fans were very puzzled, and he said to the system: "Why are there always unplanned characters recently?" The pervert in the casino was the same before, and now there is another one who doesn't know the details, and he is simply dumbfounded.

Could it be Mercury retrograde?He thought, when he goes back, he must check the direction of the constellations. If not, he should bring a lucky object with him. If Mercury retrograde continues, will he still be able to complete the mission?

Il fans didn't dare to take it too seriously, so they ran by themselves. This time, he lurked around the mission target all the time, but after waiting for a whole day, he couldn't find the person who dismantled the bomb. His patience finally ran out, and he ended the mission target with one paw. s life.

The Yier fans were very angry, and he said to the system: "I have been guarding for a whole day and haven't found that little bitch who ruined my good deeds!"

The system thought, if everyone is broken, why don't you run away quickly and come to the door to take revenge on you?

Yi Ermi said again: "Does he think that if he ruins my mission once, I will stop obediently, naive!" The word "stop" is not in his dictionary!

Of course, unless the opponent is too strong.

The system said: "However, that person's actions are quite meaningless." He thought, "Wouldn't it be a day late for death? Could there be any problems."

This remark woke up Yi Erfan, he thought, there is really nothing wrong with people dying late, but there must be a reason for that unknown person to delay for such a day.

"I'm going to check the nearest work of the mission target." He said to the system, "It must be related to work!" Maybe some work was delayed until today, so that nothing-nothing guy would provoke the Il fan.

Dismantling the bomb used in his assassination is not a provocation.

The system said: "Isn't it just ruining your good deed once, you don't care about it?"

Yier fans said: "This is a matter of principle!" After being tricked by someone, he must be tricked back, and what if the person tricked him once and tasted the sweetness, and want to play again?He wants to cut the weeds and eradicate the roots, so as to avoid future troubles!

The blood in Yiermi's bones is cold. He would rather kill a hundred mistakes than let one go. If he found someone capable of provoking him and put in practice, he must find out and kill him, not only It is only for his face, the most important thing is to avoid future troubles and prevent similar incidents from happening again.

And that person's strength will definitely not be particularly high, strong people have their own pride, and strong people who hide their heads and show their tails to block him will never act in this way, so he is not at all panicked when he finds out who is behind the scenes.

He lurked for several days, spent a lot of time investigating the equation written by the mission target recently, and then used the contacts of the Hakka people who beat the enemy to conduct a carpet search, trying to find out the direction of the propagation of the formula.

What makes Yier fans upset is that the man swept the tail cleanly. Although his existence was exposed, Yier fans couldn't find his real identity, and all he could find in the end was a blurry photo. .

A head of blond hair, and a small half of the face, the color of the pupils is more intoxicating than emeralds.

Of course, in the eyes of Yi Ermi, his hair is a disgusting shit yellow, and his eyes are even more ugly.

"Just such an ugly guy dares to spoil my mission!" He was furious, "And he is an expert in machinery and programs!" His identity can be seen from the things he does.

Irfan thinks that this is the second time he has been upset because of high technology. The last time he was deeply impressed by Kuroro's unknown companion, which made him want to train his younger brother in the direction of technology geeks. This time Let him know that he has to speed up to make his younger brother a technical emperor.

In the future, if you see this kind of unknown technology expert who is causing trouble for him, kill him in minutes.

The chivalrous man who had managed to escape the carpet search by Ilmi finally breathed a sigh of relief. His life in the past two days was not human at all. The intelligence network for beating up the Hakka enemy was a vast network, and the technicians were not just for nothing. , He was almost picked out several times. If he didn't know that he would have no way out if he was picked out, and let him maximize his potential, it is estimated that the alive and kicking knight would have become a dead knight by now.

He took out his self-made little devil mobile phone, made a call, and when the call was connected, he began to vomit bitterly: "Your junior brother, leader, is a little too narrow-minded, isn't it just that he dismantled a few bombs and let him Did the mission fail for a while? It took so long to hunt me down! The mission was successfully completed the next day, but it was still digging the ground and dragging me. If it wasn’t for my luck, I would He really became a knight to death!"

In fact, he doesn't talk so much on weekdays, and he seems to be quite sunny, but he has been living a miserable life recently. It just so happens that Kuroro has a lot of relationship with Yi Ermi, so he called to complain.

Kuroro on the other end of the phone couldn't know what happened when he heard the knight's bitterness, because no one was looking at him, so he raised the corners of his mouth unscrupulously.

From the knight's description alone, he can imagine the angry appearance of Yi Ermi. According to his understanding of his junior, he will never show his anger on the surface, but in private, the appearance of Sadako with flying hair is absolutely indispensable. It caused substantial damage to Il fans, but just making him unhappy was enough to make Kuroro feel comfortable, and the same is true for Il fans.

They have been choking each other for so many years and have not killed each other. It is entirely because the two parties are strong enough to fight evenly. If one side is a little weaker, it will be killed by the other person. How can they let the other party live? ?

Knowing that Il's fans are being beaten by knights, if it's not for the image, Kuroro would definitely want to laugh three times.

At this time, he feels that there is absolutely no one in the world who annoys him more than Il fans, even if they still maintain a superficial friendship.

For the subordinates of the wronged and hated people, Kurolo must comfort him, but at the same time he must beat and beat him. It is hard to find a technician like a knight. , not even a substitute could be found.

After ridiculing the knight without profanity, he put down his phone contentedly, and re-entered the training of the four basic elements of reading ability with a happy mood.

Is he 12 or 13 years old this year?No one knows the exact number, but anyway, it is the best age to practice Nian, and Yi Erfan is less than 10 years old, according to his paranoid personality of perfectionism, no matter what, it will take another two years.

This time he finally started earlier than Ilmi, Kuroro thought.

For future powerhouses like them, the most important thing is time, accumulating experience, learning new skills, if you are not careful, you will be left behind by others.

His basic education is not as good as that of Yierfan, but he has actually come into contact with mental skills earlier, and now the two of them are evenly matched.

The next step is to surpass, he must reach a height beyond the reach of Il fans, and then kill him.

Just like he planned for countless days and nights.

What made Kuroro happy was completely frustrating for Il fans, because the knight was not tracked down, and he even changed his original plan, instead of rushing directly to the second mission location, he went back to A trip home, with all the electronics he bought in the city.

Mi Chi, who suddenly received so many expensive gifts, was stupefied. This, this, his elder brother is too kind, right?He is really still in the primary stage now, and he has no way to get in touch with such advanced technology!Is it a bit early to buy so many?

"It's not too early, Miji." For his lovely younger brother, Yi Ermi adopts encouragement and education. He knows that he has no hope of becoming a technological expert, so he pins all his hopes on Miji, so he treats him especially He has a gentle face, of course, in fact he is still expressionless.

But how can Mi Ji, who feels the strong love of his elder brother, care about the little flaw of his elder brother's expressionless face?In fact, he was so moved that he was about to cry, and he wished he could become an electronics expert in an instant to help his elder brother.

"This is what I should do as a big brother." Yi Erfan is not relentless when it comes to his younger brother's education investment. "If there is something missing, just tell your big brother, and I will buy it."

Miji nodded movedly. Although Kiqiu's bedtime story only said that Yiermi was a very filial and economically minded child, he heard the truth from the maid. Ask to listen to the financial statements of the enemy and excessive calculations.

Oh my god!It's so touching that such a stingy brother is so willing to spend money on him!

Yi Ermi reached out and touched Mi Chi's head, showing a slightly stiff smile: "As long as Mi Chi grows up well, that's what makes me the happiest, big brother, and you don't have to worry about everything else."

That's right, as long as it grows according to his expectation, it's a long-term investment. Once it grows to the height he expects, then all the investment will be earned back with interest, and he will have the opportunity to beat the enemy Hakka All intelligence resources.

Knowing everything about this family, wouldn't it be an easy task to control it?

As for the unknown person who provoked him, thinking of this Yier fan, he restrained his smile again. Next time, he will definitely not let him have a chance to escape his hunting range alive.

The system said: "Host, you are a terrible person." Such an obsession can be described as a control freak, right?

Il fans said: "I'm doing it for fun!" Isn't it a matter of course to discover his potential and serve for the enemy?

The system thought about it, but if you let him develop technology, isn't it because of the lack of technical talents in the final analysis?

Tsk, to be able to talk about deliberate guidance in such a high-sounding manner is indeed something that garbage hosts will do.

The system thinks, this is also ridiculous and obedient, and he wants to see what will happen if the host meets a rebellious younger brother who is not easy to fool!

If Il fans know what the system is thinking, they will definitely answer him kindly. An amiable elder brother like me will definitely be able to use affection to convert him, so the situation you mentioned cannot exist.

I'm so cute, how can anyone not like me?

After encouraging his younger brother, Yi Ermi went on to the next task non-stop.Because the knight interrupted his plan, not only did he not see it as a comic exhibition, but also shortened the time for the second mission, which made Il fans very upset.

The location of the second mission is Maimaijia, a city full of the smell of money. The smell of money finally dissipated his depression of the past few days. Sure enough, money is the best medicine. The ancients did not deceive me!

System: When did the ancients say this? Hey!

Il got off the airship and took a deep breath. He smelled the endless fragrance in the air, and the brilliant enemy beater was waiting for him in front of him.

"Hurry up and do the task." The system ruthlessly interrupted his fantasy.

Il fans: "You are so ruthless!"

He chose an old-fashioned but practical task method, and pretended to be a rich family's daughter to sneak into the banquet. His identity certificate had been prepared in advance, and the invitation letter was also in hand.

Yi Ermi put on the dress, and suddenly shuddered.

The system asked him what happened.

He said: "I have a bad feeling." Could it be that Mercury retrograde hasn't passed yet?

Then his premonition was fulfilled, and Yi Ermi stared at the coquettish bitch in a small suit with his lifeless dead fish eyes, hey, isn't your character born in a slum, why did you end up at a high-end banquet?

The coquettish slut with heavy makeup said: "The red thread of fate connects us to each other~"

Yier fan: Damn, why are there so many bad things recently!

Next time you go out, you must bring a constellation mascot!

Il fan diary:

Who is connected with you?Little bitch!Don't force your face!