Self-cultivation for beating the enemy[Comprehensive]

For Pariston, Yiermi's attitude has always been very subtle. If it is a partner, the other party's ability is trustworthy. He is eloquent and eloquent, and he is extremely good at winning people's hearts. Coupled with Yiermi's micro-expression reading, There is no disadvantage for the two to join forces, otherwise they would not have been able to successfully transfer arms for many years in the war-torn Mi-Thai Federation, and they also used the undeveloped land to hide Biyang De's armed forces.

Aircraft, tanks, weapons, explosives, the amount of modern and contemporary war equipment here is beyond imagination, and even this small country can be taken away anytime and anywhere.

No, no, it is enough to invade nearby countries. Even small countries below V5 may not have such complete equipment.

But if the opponent is an enemy, or a competitor, it doesn't look very good. Il fans glanced at Pariston. On the surface, his smile is bright and contagious, which reminds him of Yoshida Matsuyo.

Mr. Songyang wore a soothing smile almost all the time, even when he hammered Sakata Gintoki deep into the ground with his fist, it was very deceptive.

Don't doubt, after he woke up, he has hammered Sakata Gintoki countless times. It should be said that as long as he is a student of Yoshida Shoyo, because he has done too many rubbish things in the blank ten years, none of them can escape his iron fist sanctions.

To be honest, his smile is not much different from Pariston's, except that Songyang's father has a higher force value than this man.

"Why are you laughing?" It is not clear how to ask Yoshida Matsuyo such a meaningless question, but the answer is equally confusing.

"Because for me, just being alive is a joy."

For the personality of Yoshida Matsuyo.

But Il fans know that for Pariston, the reason for smiling is definitely not because he is sincerely happy, but because of some deeper reason, contagiousness, or to let ordinary people relax their guard. Indeed, some people will More guarded because of his bright smile, but more people will definitely feel comfortable.

A smile is the most contagious weapon.

"Speak directly, your purpose this time." In the negotiation, the most important thing for Il fans is efficiency. Small talk is acceptable, but it must be appropriate. Pariston is a master of Tai Chi, and Il fans don't have so much free time. Spend it with him.

"I heard." He finally paused his hypocritical smile, or temporarily froze, "You got the key, right?"

They call the entrance between the Dark Continent and the Hunter Continent a "gate". So far, the method to open the passage between the two worlds is called a key. A key is in the hands of V5, but Bi Yangde and his team never give up. It shouldn't be unique by looking for another key, like doors looming all over the world.

"No." Denied, unequivocally, Ilmi did not have a key, or in other words, the world he opened was not the same as the dark continent they were looking for, it was more advanced, it was the outside of the world.

"Really?" Naturally, it is impossible for Il fans to believe whatever Pariston says, and he himself knows that this cannot be resolved in just one or two sentences. Since this question is asked, at least Pariston has source.

"But no matter what the last door is, this place is absolutely not for you to monopolize." The declaration made a statement, speaking harshly, which is no different from delinquent teenagers telling the story of bravery before they get into a fight.

"Well——" Ilmi tilted his head, holding a wait-and-see attitude. He knew clearly that Pariston and the others absolutely did not know that they had discovered a new world, and if there was no Aluja, no one could open the passage. Maybe they There will be other ways, but right now, no one has found this way.

"Compared to this, I think you might as well focus on this batch of munitions." He reminded, definitely not out of good intentions, but rather ironically, to make this man think about what he can't get, even if it is The faction of Biyang De and Palliston can't surpass the strength of Yi Ermi alone. They have studied the Dark Continent for many years, but they are not as good as Yi Ermi, a fledgling fairy.

This is a fact they don't want to admit.

Yi Ermi beat the enemy, the man seemed to be shrouded in a mist that did not belong to humans. As far as the current situation is concerned, they are unable to lift this layer of mist.

The advantage of talking between smart people and smart people is that they understand what is enough to stop. For example, now, because of the smell of gunpowder between the two, the topic stopped abruptly at the same time, and they tacitly did not continue, because everyone I know that even if we talk about it, there will be no good results.

"So, what's your mission today?" Pariston said probingly, "Selling arms, smuggling rare animals, circulating drugs, and what else you can't do."

"No comment." His mouth was tight, as long as Irmi thought, no one could get a word out of his mouth, but even so, anyone with a discerning eye could see his mission.

However, there was another one that caught his attention even more.

"On the contrary, you guys have mobilized more ammunition this year than I imagined." He said something terrible lightly, if the third person here is not so ignorant, he would know how much information there is in the conversation between the two, " Are you finally ready to unseat Netero, Bijandre?"

I am very curious, what method will the other party use, could it be the most old-fashioned armed coup?That would be interesting.

"Who knew?" The impeccable smile, although they are two different types of facial paralysis, they are both creatures who have cultivated into a thousand-year-old fox at a young age.

After Pariston left, Ilmi was the only one in the hidden hut. They met like secret agents, but it seemed that there was nothing useful to talk about.

"So, why did he come?" The system asked casually. It is true that Biyangde's people will come to the Mitai Federation, but not now. For example, if he stays in this small country from March to April, they will come back every few months. This is an unspoken agreement between the two parties.

"Probably because of the movement of the door." Although the word "probably" was used, Yiermi's tone was very firm, and the sentences that came out of his mouth, even interrogative sentences, were so convincing. It comes from the speaker himself, not from the facts.

"Isn't that why we came here?"

God knows what method Biyangde and the others use to detect the Dark Continent. Anyway, Ilmi has a system. Although the opponent's ability in the super martial world is occasionally a bit tasteless, the system is still very convincing just by observing or comparing wavelengths.

He captured a similar wavelength. At the moment the door was opened, the energy fluctuations of the Dark Continent were different from Silver Dame, different from Naruto, and different from other places.

One day, the radar system covering most of the world suddenly sounded, reporting that there was activity at the door of the Mitai Federation that appeared once many years ago. Ilmi, who was on a mission outside, rushed over without stopping. He went into the sea and happened to run into Pariston returning from the sea.

Obviously the other party didn't find anything.

Their technology is far less accurate than the system's positioning. They only know that there are fluctuations in this sea area, but they have to find it by themselves.

This is a job that requires both wisdom and luck.

"Are you sure you want to find Qiya and Xiaojie?" The system's tone was extremely subtle. He felt that the Il fans had an unusual plan. The Dark Continent is a hellish opponent for hunters who know something about it. , seven calamities and all kinds of monsters, why did V5 refuse to open the gate, and why Nitro blocked the news of that continent by himself? level of development.

If the door is opened, and the world on that side is the dark continent they speculated, God knows if something came through the crack the moment the door opened, as long as there is a ten thousandth possibility, the people here are dangerous of.

"Anxin, Anxin, I didn't just call Qiya and Xiaojie." Yiermi showed a smile, stiff and weird, the system knew what bad idea he was planning again, as long as Yiermi had a conspiracy, he would reveal it. Dark smile.

"I also called Hisoka." When he said this, he was holding a part that resembled an insect's limb, like an ant's foot. This was salvaged from the sea by Ilmi. What do you think, let the system locate the position of the "door", and then calculate the nearest ocean current, follow the direction of the waves to trace, a person is as delicate as a needle thread in the boundless sea, no one can see that there is another person here The sea is ups and downs.

Even more inconspicuous than a flat boat.

It is not so much that he smelled danger, but rather that his intuition was inspired. There are tens of thousands of floating objects in the sea, but he got the stump of a huge insect and held it in his hand to examine it carefully. There is no so-called "fate" at work.

Does he realize what he's doing?Can he realize what the future holds?Impossible of course, but having intuition and following his will allows him to behave far beyond human.

At that moment, you can even see the future.

"Brother, why did you want us to go to NGL!" While complaining, Qiya and Xiaojie were in Mitte's car, and things in this world are just so coincidental, obviously they were going to the Mitai Federation to find Il fans, But hitched a ride with Kate.

The destinations of the two groups are surprisingly the same, they are both NGLs.

"But isn't there a country that rejects all electronic devices?" Xiaojie had already listened to Kate's science popularization on the road, "If this is the case, why does Qi Ya's elder brother still take the initiative to contact us?"

They still remember very clearly that the Il fans said that they will go to them when they get to NGL, but they don't even have a mobile phone, so how to contact them like this is a paradox, okay?

"Ah, I don't think you need to worry about this." Qi Ya waved his hand, as if repelling mosquitoes. He probably just wanted to drive out the image of Ilmi in his mind, and thinking of Ilmi all the time was simply too much for him. It is the double torture of the spirit and the body.

"Since he said that there is a way to notify us, then there must be a way." The corner of his mouth twitched, as if he was telling a funny joke. Although he tried his best to please himself, even the person involved couldn't laugh.

"Brother, he can do anything." Very, very negative.

Xiaojie's eyes were barely bent into crescents, but there were several rows of black lines hanging on the back of his forehead, he could hear the reluctance and one-sided helplessness in Qi Ya's tone.

It sounds resentful.

"Don't worry about it, Xiaojie." He tidied up his emotions very quickly, even though he just thought of the negative effects of Il fans and his eyeliner all over the world, but then he forced himself to comfort another Xiaojie Partner, as long as he knows the fear brought about by the big brother, unless it is the people who beat the enemy Hakka, it is difficult to understand how powerful Yier fans are. They must not think that they are talking big, after all, that kind of man, originally should not have been born in this world.

"There are a lot of things that can inform big brother." He crossed his hands behind his head, "If it was him, no one would be able to find out even if there are pinhole cameras all over NGL?" The statement is a little beyond people's imagination Magical, but Qi Ya felt that it was real in his heart.

"Are you talking about Ilmi. Beat the Enemy?" Kate heard the two children chatting all the way, and finally found a chance to intervene. Just the name she said attracted the attention of Xiaojie and Qiya. Let them look at themselves together.

But his purpose was not to interrupt the conversation between the two of them, but simply stated: "If it is that man, maybe he can really do this."

Check it out!Qi Ya was heartbroken, what did he say, how did everyone he met know the eldest brother.

It was so scary.

"Kate, do you also know Elmi's big brother?" Seeing that Qi Ya's face was pale and about to be petrified and weathered into powder, Xiaojie took care of this question.

"I know you." He turned the steering wheel of the jeep, and a group of people ran in the wilderness. "There have been several cooperations, related to animal protection."

animal protection?Qi Ya complained in his heart, just kidding, if it was his elder brother, it would definitely be more likely to smuggle rare animals.

Little Fairy: You really know me, Archie XD.

"It was Jin who recommended it to me. It is said that if you have enough money, you can buy any kind of information from him." Kate said, "Including endangered or extinct rare animals that even phantom beast hunters can't find."

"About 5 years ago, I was looking for the endangered pig bear in the Atlanta rainforest." He began to recall the past, "That kind of creature has not appeared for many years, and I went there to look for the final confirmation, because someone Said to have seen him." But obviously, after searching for a long time, there was no way out.

"There I met Mr. Beat the Enemy." It was a godlike unfolding, and Qi Ya complained with a slumped face. Could it be that there is another task that requires his elder brother to kill people in the tropical rainforest?It sounded like he was getting some extra money.

Damn, big brother, what exactly is he doing for extra money, I always feel that telling out every single thing will scare him to death.

Thinking with your toes, you can know what happened next, just like the protagonist in a knight novel will definitely meet the dragon and save the beautiful princess, and you can bump into an abandoned castle while riding a horse casually. There are many small European countries that are not clearly decomposed. Like the city-states of ancient Greece, both the princess and the past are so worthless.

By way of analogy, this is the same as the probability of Yiermi.Beating the enemy hitting a plot task. Whether it is treasure or rare animals, the ruins are suspected to be war sites, this man is like a ghost, no matter where he is, he can be seen everywhere.

"Speaking of which, the first time I saw Il fans was on Meteor Street." Qi Ya thought for no reason of the man called "teacher" by his elder brother. Watching him, he would sneak away if he didn't pay attention, and his thoughts drifted to unknown distances.

"At that time he was only so tall." This man had a smile that belonged to the sun that was completely different from theirs. For a moment, Qi Ya even thought that he and himself were from two worlds.

Yoshida Matsuyo is a dark sun, but Yiermi.Beating Dike is not a sunflower chasing the sun.

The man with smooth silver hair gestures with his hands. The 6-year-old Yiermi is much shorter than the current Qiya. Three children who beat the enemy crowd around him, listening to Songyang's father tell the story of the past.

Sitting next to a tall pile of bones.

"Don't doubt." Yoshida Songyang opened his eyes a little, "He has been a very scary speculator since he was a child, and everything he does has a purpose." He only reminded Qi Ya, because Ke Both Te and Aluja are obsessed with the little fairy. To put it bluntly, they are already terminally ill.

"You can be more vigilant." Qi Ya still remembered the other party's reminder, with a smile on the corner of his mouth, but the smile didn't reach his eyes, it was as cold as an ice pick piercing into the heart, which made him feel jealous involuntarily.

"If you still want to be free."

Qi Ya shuddered and broke free from his memories. Sure enough, being able to become that guy's teacher was not a good person in any way, not only not a good person, but also dangerous to the bone. It's like Yi Ermi doesn't want Hisoka, he can tell it at a glance, but it's buried deep in the blood, and you never know when the crazy factor hidden in the blood vessel will explode.

Well, now he should think about something else.

The jeep drove a long way, and the scenery outside the window changed from a barren plain with two or three bushes to a wilderness with occasional shrubs. I think NGL is in front of it. It is said that there is a forest country. There is no technology, only people and nature.

Thinking about it, it would be impossible to exist. That kind of country, Qi Ya thought, if it really had no technology and no self-protection ability, it would have been annexed by the surrounding countries long ago. You know, its neighbor is the Mitai Federation, which has opened up countless poor roses. rose garden.

What's more, the place where his elder brother will go in and out is definitely not a safe place. Qi Ya quietly raised the danger level of NGL up a few steps in his heart. Tag of.

Qiya went to NGL safely in the jeep, while his big brother Ilmi, who is very good at doing things, chose the coastline and followed the ocean current all the way forward, except for the ant limbs he picked up at the beginning, there are other parts , and even collected insignificant blood mixed in the sea.

"Have you found the source?" He was asking about the system, and he had an intuition that those limbs were part of some kind of insect, but Ilmi is not an encyclopedia of animals. Everything is handed over to his almighty little partner, Mr. System.

System: Hehe.

"In terms of body characteristics, it's probably an ant." A stack of information was called up from his database, including appearance and life characteristics, "a gigantic chimeric ant."

There is no such monster in the Hunter Continent. The system can be sure of this. He has invaded the network system of the whole world. No matter what level of protected animal or type is classified as a monster, as long as it exists, he knows it. Chimera Ant, he can guarantee that there is absolutely no such a big one in the Hunter World.

"Oh!" Irmi said with a happy tone. If there is no Hunter World, then it would be interesting. Whether it is a creature from another world or a creature from the Dark Continent, it is enough to arouse his interest.

"However, the habits of this kind of creature are a bit difficult to deal with." The system added, "They are extremely aggressive, and they are omnivores that eat everything." For the sake of the severed limb, Nine times out of ten their diet includes humans.

Yi Ermi asked him back: "Do you think there are creatures in this world that can scare me?"

system:"……"

OK, boss, you continue.

Of course there is no creature in this world that can scare Il fans, because he himself is the most terrifying existence in the world.

"Isn't it great? Chimera ants from the Dark Continent." He threw the stump into the system's different dimension, and got the other party's complaint "Don't throw everything in the backpack", of course, Il fans didn't hear it .

The lower body was soaked in the water, but Tang separated him from the water, made the Qi more solidified, and was able to separate the body from the water. This is his precise control that can be described as non-human.

Hisoka texted back, about his invitation to let the other party come to NGL.

【Hmm~ Is there anything there that can excite me?】

Even a text message is full of anger.

Yi Ermi tapped on the screen and wrote a dirty joke that didn't seem like he could say it at all

[Even if you are sexually excited]

Believe him, it was easier for Hisoka to get aroused than excited.

Il fan diary:

sex♂excitement♂

The author has something to say: Sunday’s update is the latest, because I have to go to 8 hours of class and catch the train back to school, it’s almost dead...

It feels like everyone didn’t read what my author said the day before yesterday, that is the last chapter of Gintama, Songyang’s father is a man who lives in memory, and the next official appearance will probably be a side story of this book.

I think it's just right, Gintama was originally set to end there, if I write it down, it will probably be as flat as the end.

Yesterday I saw a comment that analyzed the relationship between Il fans and Yoshida Shoyo. Although Il fans' attitude and emotion towards Yoshida Shoyo are out of interest, the existence of Yoshida Shoyo is in his There is an indelible influence in the process of growing up, which constitutes a part of personality, and he is almost the only part that has witnessed the dark side of each other, two people who are afraid of each other but entangled with each other.

Yoshida Shoyo's feelings for Il fans are jealousy and love, and Il fans use Yoshida Shoyo plus a part of recognition.

But knock on the blackboard! ! !Because of this, I refuse to classify them as cp.

To be honest, my understanding of CP is that there must be love in it, but for the existence of mutual benefit and symbiosis, love itself is superficial, whether it is Hisoka, Yiermi, or Yoshida Shoyo Well, if you become a unique cp, then you can no longer use ooc to describe it. I think this is actually an insult, because the relationship between them is more subtle and more reliable than pure love.

就爱情来说，伊尔迷的cp是揍敌客【沉思】

I don't know how many girls can understand what I mean, after all, I [cover my face] when I said it.

I think, Yiermi and Hisoka, Yiermi and Yoshida Matsuyo, the two lines will be entangled in a subtle form that has nothing to do with love throughout their lives. I myself refuse to understand it as CP.

Then, Gintama's CG has already been played, it is "The Most Touching Good Morning", now it's Hisoka's turn, and Hokage should also have a CG soon.

Thank you [bow]