Self-cultivation for beating the enemy[Comprehensive]

Yi Ermi swore that he had never run as fast as he did today in his entire life.

Little Fairy: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

The system had a cold face: "I didn't draw the card for you." He smiled contemptuously, "Isn't ssr very good?"

Yier fan was furious, he said: "Fuck you!"

Kuroro is Kuroro, although it is a bit difficult to run, but he can still run away, but Kuroro with 10+ is a SR, and Kuroro with ssr is 20+!

That little slut, let alone grown up, he can recognize it even if it is turned into ashes, with a big back, wearing fur inside, who else has such a shocking taste except Kuroro, a slut?Not to mention that he also has a baby face, which hasn't changed much in ten years.

He was about to be killed in the first place, and another Kuroro with 20+ would be dead!

Xixiang Tesheng was also bluffed. On the one hand, Yiermi turned into a living person out of thin air, which is simply a means of a fairy; It exudes a chilling and dangerous atmosphere.

As soon as you sniff your nose, you can smell the bloody smell soaked into the bone marrow, which can only be found after killing thousands of people. The smell of a murderer crawling out of the sea of ​​corpses is bloody, and no amount of cologne can cover it up. .

Xixiang Tesheng gave a "cut", and ran away neatly. He had an intuition that he was no match for this kid, so he stepped forward rashly, and he was definitely the one who died.

Kuroro covered his mouth with his hand, with a standard contemplative look, and he was indeed thinking about philosophical questions such as "Who am I? Where am I? What am I going to do?" and so on.

Well, just kidding, he was just thinking why he was in an unknown place in an instant.

He didn't do anything dangerous just now, he didn't dig a grave, he didn't touch the psychic device, and he didn't loot the auction. He just read a book quietly on the garbage dump. That's right.

That being the case, it is better to ask the instigator.

The Thief's Ultimate Intent appeared in his hand silently, the paper flipped through, and finally stopped at the predetermined number of pages.

[Swimming fish in a secret room], although it is a bit of a fuss to simply use it to create a confined space, it is not impossible to use it.

Yiermi braked and stopped firmly in front of the transparent wall. If one of them didn't stop just now, they would have hit each other.

He stretched out his hand, and the sharpest thought line in the world was born in the middle, gathered into strips, turned into sharp blades, and hit the invisible wall hard, the wall cracked in response, but it was only a crack, at least a few blows of the same force Only then can the secret room be completely shattered, and with a backhand turn, it is another dense net, crushing the Nianyu swimming in the secret room.

The seemingly instant confrontation bought enough time for Kuroro. Suddenly, Yiermi felt someone appearing behind him. Without turning his head, his left hand shot out the needle again, forcing him to retreat. After half a meter, he turned his head and made a defensive gesture.

"Hmm." Seeing Yier fans at this age, even Kuroro showed surprise in his eyes. He saw the other party's attire and made a judgment in his heart.

"I see." He said, "Is this the time?"

Kurollo is very familiar with the Il fans who have been fighting with him since he was a child, especially when he walked around the Ruluka ruins, all of them came out, but Il charming disappeared. Therefore, beating the enemy Hakka did not cause him less trouble, not to mention that when Yi Ermi appeared in the world a year later, he was specially found and slashed severely. The fan is gone.

He smiled, and his eyes flashed with interest: "So you at that time, did you go to other worlds?" His knowledge is extremely rich. Recorded in his mind, compared with the existing knowledge, the conclusions drawn amusingly made him laugh.

It was really interesting to go to another world.

Yi Ermi didn't speak. In his eyes, there was no difference between Ku Luoluo who was talking to himself and a lunatic. If it wasn't for the urgent situation now, he would have gloated and said to the system that this little bitch also has today.

However, at this time, he was too busy to take care of himself, and he was afraid that this crazy bastard would kill him. You must know that ten years have passed between them, and their strengths are not at the same level. Now Kuroro wants to kill himself , that is simply a piece of cake.

The strength of the two of them has always been equal, but now the balance has been broken. 10 years of accumulation of power has put them at the two ends of the unequal balance. Obsession is as simple as crushing an ant.

After all, they were two people who had been fighting for more than ten years. Kuroro couldn't understand what Yiermi was thinking. He squatted down and kept eye level with the young Yiermi. This kind of treatment disappeared when he became an adult.

"Don't worry, I won't kill you now." He said, "We will have a great time working together in the future."

Just like the two people who hate each other are still cooperating, from the ruins of Luluka to Youkexin, for more than ten years, they have maintained a subtle but tacit balance, like a wolf and a wolf who are fierce but rely on each other. , They are probably more like a vulture and a jackal, one is hovering in the sky, the other is hiding in the jungle, the method is bad, but it is impossible to guard against, the vulture is waiting to devour the corpse of the wolf, and why did the wolf not want to tear the limbs of the vulture?It's just mutual benefit and symbiosis, neither of the two parties in the name of cunning acted rashly.

It would be a pity if Il was fascinated, and Kuroro had thought that there was no employee more competent than him.

Although it is expensive, as long as the amount is sufficient, anything can be done there. Such labor is much easier to solve than Hisoka.

Little Fairy:! ! !

He said to the system: "Did I hear you right, the little bitch said he wasn't going to kill me?"

Oh my God, did they make peace ten years later?Just thinking about it made him want to vomit.

Absolutely don't collude with the little bitch, this is his last stubbornness!

The system laughed mockingly. Isn't this rubbish host just to see that Kuroro won't kill him, so is he pretending to be noble now?Who the hell was the "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——" in his mind just now!

Little Fairy: Hee hee, it's not me anyway.

Yi Ermi's face is still calm and calm, this is his style for many years, Kurolo didn't understand his psychological activities in a daze for so many years, he thought Yi Ermi was thinking about the accuracy of what he said.

"Crack——" the secret room was shattered. From the outside, Ilmi and Kuroro both turned their heads in response, and saw the rare and anxious Yoshida Shoyo. His lower half of his face was covered by a crow mask, but the exposed A pair of eyes seemed to be able to speak, expressing his worries clearly.

"It's all right, Yiermi." He breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Yiermi intact, but he still asked one more question.

After getting an affirmative answer from Ilmi, he finally had time to see who was capable of building such a secret room. When he looked up, he was stunned again when he saw Kuroro's familiar face.

Songyang 33: Damn it, one brat is not enough, and there is an adult version.

Young life!What should he, an old man, do with them!

Even Kuroro was dumbfounded for a moment. He was so familiar with Yoshida Matsuyo. Even though he hadn't seen him for many years, he was able to see through the mask and recognized him at a glance. Now he understood why Il Fan Neng beat him up, so it turned out to be a small incident at Songyang 33!

"I haven't seen you for many years, Mr. Songyang." Kuroro greeted him. He looked very personable, with the leather of a young man, and a gentleman's demeanor. All bad water.

Song Yang had mixed feelings in his heart, and he didn't know whether he should be proud of the bastard kid growing up so well, or he should have a headache because he finally became a dirty adult with many routines.Xixiang Tesheng could smell the bloody smell on Kuroro's body, but couldn't Yoshida Shoyo, who had been a killer for hundreds of years, not smell it?

Hey, that's all, when he accepted these two brats back then, he knew that this day would come, even if he regretted it now, he has no place to cry.

Yoshida Shoyo: Next time, we must accept a normal student with three views and integrity ==.

Regardless of how strong the strength is, how high the talent is, at the very least, please be honest, or there is room for reversal, debt collectors like Ku Luoluo and Yi Ermi, even if they are sent to the door for nothing, he will not want them .

Songyang asked Ku Luoluo: "How did you come here?" This time, it doesn't mean that he died and went to hell, so he ran to his world, right?

Please don't, if he doesn't leave, won't he be able to poke a big hole in the sky here?He couldn't stand an underage Ms. Hanako, plus an adult bastard kid, that was the rhythm of death.

Yi Er said obsessively: I summoned him, but he will go back soon!

He felt that Shikigami had been staying for too long, and now he hoped that this little bitch would disappear from his presence as soon as possible.

Breathing the same air as the little bitch, he's almost suffocating, okay?

Oh system, go talk to your Songyang father!

See if he can't kill you.

What the system didn't expect was that his little fairy host was really daring. He interrupted Songyang's father and the little bitch's reminiscence, and forcibly interrupted: "Songyang 33, can you give me the mask." His eyes stared at the crow mask in Songyang's hand.

Yoshida Shoyo was stunned by his big eyes that were shining with little stars. He tried his best to adjust his emotions and suppressed the chill rising up behind him, before asking, "What do you want that mask for?"

Yi Er waved his hand in confusion, pointing to Kuroro: "The air here is polluted by this guy." He said, "I can't stand the same air he breathes."

Kuroro who was treated as a virus: "..."

Yoshida Matsuyo: "..."

Are you a three-year-old kid? You!It's enough to be willful!

Kuroro never thought about being tolerant of the child's waywardness. He watched Yoshida Matsuyo with a cross on his forehead and waited to watch the show.

Songyang waved to Yi Ermi, and the innocent little fairy ran over and got two chestnuts.

Little Fairy: Father Songyang, you don't love me anymore!

Wow and cry.

The system laughed: Garbage host, how do you know that Songyang's father will give you face, are you too confident?

Yi Ermi had two bags on his head. Not only did he fail to take the eye drops for Kuroro, but he also made a big embarrassment in front of him. This story of sad and tearful people is enough for him to remember for a lifetime.

Little Bitch: This meme is enough for me to remember for half a year.

Yoshida Songyang, who finished cleaning up the Il fans, sighed secretly, no, no, no matter what, he has to put his plan of defecting and becoming a teacher on the agenda. He must find a few children with integrity as students, and he must not find Ku Lolo and Yiermi are so crooked at the root.

To be honest, with a few more little fairies, he couldn't help but doubt the meaning of his life.

When Yoshida Shoyang doubted his life, Kuroro, with a smile on his lips, suddenly disappeared with a "bang", just like when he came, coming without a trace, going without a trace, no one knows how he crossed.

Yoshida Songyang was also taken aback when he saw the disciple who suddenly disappeared, alas, he didn't say a lot, how could this kid run so fast.

No, this kid doesn't seem to have left voluntarily, just like he didn't come here voluntarily. Thinking of this, Yoshida Songyang rolled his eyes, and his gaze was set on Yiermi like a sharp knife. He tried to use his eyes to force a confession .

Yi Ermi lowered her head, looked at her nose, nose, mouth and mouth with concern, but didn't speak.

Little Fairy: Hmph, I won't tell you, the little bitch was summoned by me!What a shame!

"He just appeared suddenly." Yi Er spread his hands in confusion, and said very bachelorly, "It has nothing to do with me."

Songyang hehe, he said to himself, I believe you have a ghost, stretched out his big hand, slapped Yiermi on the head, and said angrily: "Let's go."

The little fairy stuck out her tongue secretly: Ouye, it seems that Teacher Songyang is not going to pursue it anymore.

Awesome!

This incident is like an episode, it’s over when it’s over, and I don’t know if it’s really because the Mercury retrograde has passed, and the luck of Il fans has improved since then, and I won’t meet inexplicably strong warriors on the battlefield, and I don’t know There is no need to draw cards again, the only thing that makes him dissatisfied is that Songyang's father has been watching him a little tight recently, so he has no chance to go out to make extra money.

Il fans complained to the system: "Little Fairy's quality of life has declined recently!"

The system didn't care about him, but smiled coldly in a corner where the hot chicken host couldn't see.

Isn't all he wants for the spicy chicken fairy to have a good life?If he is not doing well, the system is at ease.

Basing his happiness on the pain of the fairy, the system has finally evolved into a little slut!

congratulations.

After being treated coldly by Songyang's father for a long time, the resentful little fairy was finally remembered by the busy 33, who waved and took him to the study.

Songyang's father sat behind the desk, and said to the little fairy with a pleasant face: "Ilmi, do you want to be promoted?"

Little Fairy:? ? ? ! ! !

Happiness comes too fast like a tornado.

He was so excited that he couldn't control himself, and began to twitter and bully the system, which was more annoying than a bird standing on a telephone pole. The system made his forehead "chug" from the noise, but it still couldn't humanely destroy the garbage host.

Little Fairy: "Masaka! Father Songyang finally remembered his son who was struggling to survive in dire straits?"

Father Songyang: I don't have an unfilial son like you!

The system thought to itself, you are struggling!No one in the entire Tianzhaoyuan is more comfortable than you.

As a pure and unaffected little fairy, Yi Er replied in a bewildered voice: "I want to!"

The voice is loud, the attitude is awe-inspiring, what a copper pea that can't be steamed, cooked, hung, fried, and exploded!

Songyang's father stopped holding the pen, obviously startled by Yi Ermi's voice, but when he thought about who was standing in front of him, he couldn't help but be dumbfounded, what does he care about with this brat?

Little fairies are always the same as normal people.

"That's good." Songyang's father said lightly, "The eighth team will be handed over to you."

Il fans:! ! !

So straightforward?It's not like the usual Songyang father at all.

He almost cried bitterly and said to the system: "I really blamed Songyang's father!"

The system asked him, "What did you blame him for?"

Yi Ermi said: "I actually thought he was a mean, bloody, cruel big devil who treated his son cruelly. Now I know that I was wrong. Songyang's father is thinking of me wholeheartedly."

The system asked: "How can I see it?"

The little fairy said sternly: "The salary of the captain is much higher than that of the team members, it can be doubled several times!"

Sending him money, what is it if you don't think about him wholeheartedly?

The system criticized him: "You are such a superficial person, all you need is money."

The little fairy said: "Hehe, who said that only a fresh and refined little fairy like me can go back to basics." It was so straightforward, it was not at all different from those coquettish sluts outside.

come!Come and insult me ​​with money!

He was traveling in his own world, but he was pulled back by Songyang's father's light words: "I've given you a chance, whether you can be the leader or not depends on you."

Yiermi was stunned as if struck by lightning, he said to the system: "Who am I? Where am I? What did I hear?"

The system ignored him, and he was also shocked, oh my god, let the little fairy be the leader, isn't it afraid that he will turn Tianzhaoyuan into a private enterprise?

For the first time, the system felt that Songyang's father's head had been caught by the door, and it must have been contaminated by the little fairy virus!

Help, the little fairy is poisonous!

Yier was fascinated, although he didn't know why Songyang's father changed his mind, but that was the leader of Tianzhaoyuan!If you become the leader of the Amaterasu Temple built from Siamese rosewood, everything will be his and his!

Yoshi!Even if it is to demolish the building and sell it off, he must be the leader!

system:……

He felt that Songyang 33 would definitely regret giving Yiermi a chance to be promoted in the near future.

"I will definitely live up to your expectations." He said solemnly, "Thank you for giving me this opportunity."

Even using honorifics, one can imagine how agitated the emotions in his heart are.

Songyang's father is also a man like the wind, and he does what he says. Yierfan entered Yoshida Songyang's study with his front foot, and he became the captain of the eighth team when he came out with his back foot.

There are nine teams in Tianzhaoyuan, and each team has its own specialties. The eighth team is in charge of assassination, and what they do is second only to Songyang's subordinates. Although the status of the nine teams is theoretically The same, but in fact, apart from the first team under the leader, the eighth team has the highest status. It is impossible for the airborne soldier, Il fan, to convince the eighth team.

Those who can survive in Tianzhaoyuan are all smart people. Although Yierfan is a child, no one will show contempt on his face. It is just cold violence. No matter what Yierfan does, these team members are lazy Land, no motivation.

The little fairy said to the system: "Hey, this won't work, I need to find a group of fans."

The system was also lazy, he asked: "What are you going to do? Spend money to buy people?"

Elmi said: "Dirty! Dirty! You use such a cheap idea to speculate on the noble me, it's simply obscene!"

System Keke, do you want to subdue them with your charisma?What are you kidding?

What he didn't expect was that Yier fans really said that: "Of course I will use my noble personality to subdue them!"

Oh system.

I just watched quietly from the sidelines and didn't speak.

Then he was lucky enough to watch the whole process of Yier fans subduing his subordinates, but he just admitted that he inserted a needle in their brains when they were not paying attention. Subconsciously, I don't disobey Ermi's orders.

The system thought, never seen such a brazen person.

Enjoying the high efficiency of the subordinates running after giving orders, Yi Erfan smiled with satisfaction: "Hey, my personality charm is indeed infinite."

System Keke, the face is really big.

Thanks to the chanting needle, Il fans secured their position as the captain of the Eighth Division at an astonishing speed. Even Yoshida Shoyo was surprised. He felt that the little disciple definitely used unconventional means, otherwise he would have How can there be such a skill!

It's not that he doesn't trust little fairies, it's that he really doesn't have such charm.

But because of the power of the little fairy, his plan could be carried out faster, Yoshida Matsuyo secretly went over to him and chatted, and he didn't know what they talked about, anyway, when he was a fan of Il When he saw Hao, he saw that there was something wrong with his expression.

IL fans:? ? ?

Is it because the little fairy is too cute?

After a few days, the little fairy who finished the task finally knew why Ou looked at him with that expression, because there was a secret report on his desk.

The leader Xu defected, and the whereabouts of the captain of the Ninth Division was unknown.

Little Fairy's doge face: Oh, let's talk about why Songyang's father suddenly appreciates him, but in the end he still has to cause trouble for him.

Il fan diary:

Hee hee hee, Tianzhaoyuan will be mine soon!