The training of Yier fans started earlier than that of the general beating enemies, but the time to accept the missions was the same. It was only a few weeks after his 5th birthday that he really walked out of the beating enemies and opened a new map.
By the way, Yiermi successfully opened the first door to the underworld, and the second door showed signs of looseness, which means that his wrist strength should be around 3 tons. This result made Xiba feel satisfied. smile.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at such a young age, mom, I am so happy!"
You can never wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep, and you can't wake up a doting mother in the same way.
The happiest person to do the task may be Il fans and the system. If you have the opportunity to go out, you must spare no effort to let yourself go.
Il fans: "Oye, new map, new beginning, young warrior, are you ready to embark on the journey?"
System: Damn retarded!
Yier fans expressed dissatisfaction with the system's silence: "You really have no sense of humor."
The system said quietly: "This has something to do with the sense of humor?" He added, "Isn't this the preface to the rpg game you just saw the day before yesterday?"
Ah, being exposed, Yi Ermi sticks out his tongue: "Be happy when you finally come out." He actually persuaded the system in turn, "Didn't you keep saying that the strategy line has not been opened yet, maybe you can just go out the door." open?"
It’s okay if Yi Ermi doesn’t say anything, but when he talks about the system, he is full of resentment. If his resentment can materialize, it must be like an overturned ink bottle, the black paint is a whole piece.
"Hehehe," the system said, "I hope so."
He doesn't understand, the host has been hugging left and right since kindergarten. When he was a child, there was a loli in his arms, and when he was a little older, he came to be a childhood sweetheart. When he was ripe, he could eat it. They appeared in piles one after the other.
Being in charge of the "Life Winner Cultivation System" will have an impact on the host to some extent.
His host, hey, let's not talk about it, the loli in the kindergarten, there is no kindergarten here, as for the loli, who is more competent than his host?
What's even more sad is that the host of his family didn't have any compassion for the girl at such a young age. Thinking of this, the system couldn't help but heartbroken: Damn it, how can the strategy be developed in this case!If it is the host, he will definitely kill his sister again because his sister affects his career!
The heart sound incident that year deeply hurt the system's young heart.
If Ill fans know what the system is thinking, then he will definitely express that he hopes to hurt the system's mind again very kindly. His extremely bad character can be seen from various subtleties, and inserting a knife in the system's mind will definitely make people He is happier.
Yier fans: He's arsenic and frost, my honey =v=.
It seems that this sentence should not be used here.
Sitting on a mountain top, the Dadi Hakka is definitely the local tyrant among the local tyrants, and the fighter jet among the rich. Yi Ermi just came down from Kukulu Mountain and went straight to the private flying field at the foot of the mountain. This flying field is privately owned by the Dadi Hakka. , the airship parked on it is specially used by family members for missions.
Yiermi is young, no matter how much Xiba trusts him, he can't let him run around alone, so he sent his confidant butler Zi Ponian to protect him, and even Yiermi has a pinhole camera on his body. What accident happened to him alone.
Logically speaking, it is absolutely impossible for Yier fans to know the existence of Zi Po Nian. The other party is an old man who has grown up with Xiba. His skills are first-class. What about the existence?She is the only green dot on a map of yellow dots, which is extremely conspicuous.
"Zi Po Nian turned out to be a green dot." Yier murmured, "I thought she would be half red and half green."
"There is no such color." The system choked, "Half red and half green, what a disgusting color."
"Isn't that just right for you?" said Ilmi.
The system sneered, did you think this would stimulate me?too naive!
He has already practiced in the past few years with Yier fans.
"So such a disgusting color is more suitable for you." He said, "It happens to be your suggestion, so you can accept it!"
Yiermi and the system were bickering all the way, of course, in the eyes of others, he sat quietly all the way, although the people who beat the enemy Hakkas have long been used to Yiermi's character, even if they don't know it, they have heard it , but when I really saw it, I still whispered in my heart.
Only 5 years old, this is too, quiet, right?
Even though he was at an age that even dogs would hate, he was so quiet that he was so lifeless, it seemed a bit scary to think about it.
Yi Erfan doesn't care what other people think, he is still chatting with the system about Zi Po's professional life.
"I thought she was more likely to have a red dot than a green dot." He said to the system, "or else it's a yellow dot."
Zipo Nian can't like Yi Ermi, no, maybe she has reached the level of disgust, after all, she has a considerable degree of disgust for Jiqiu, even if this kind of hatred is not murderous.
Yiermi is very self-aware, and Zipo Nian has no affection for him at all, because Yiermi really resembles Kiqiu, not only in appearance, but also in his personality.
Of course, Yiermi himself has discovered something wrong with his personality. In his words, he feels that he has a healthy body and a perfect personality, and he is simply a rare perfect person in the world.
System: Hehehe.
"Because she is very loyal to the Dadi Hakka." The system said, "Although she doesn't like you, but because you are the child of the Dadi Hakka, she will protect you wholeheartedly."
Zi Po Nian's behavior will not be influenced by personal emotions. If something unexpected happens, she will save Yi Ermi even if she sacrifices her own life, so it is a matter of course to be judged as a friendly green dot.
Yier fans praised Zipo Nian: "Well done." He said, "To be strong and beat the enemy, what is needed is this kind of good housekeeper whose reason is greater than emotion." He said to the system, "In the future, we will choose people If you want to pick something like this, you follow and learn.”
The system said: "I'll follow suit, it's not my business to beat the enemy Hakka."
Yi Ermi replied: "I want you to learn the spirit of Zi Po Nian. You have a lot of opinions on me recently, which is not conducive to building a harmonious society."
The system said deeply: "You are wrong, there is definitely no living body in this world more rational than me."
Elmi said, "Where's the evidence?"
"You are still alive is naked evidence." The system is full of malice, "If I am not rational, I will expose myself."
Yier fan: "Oh, then you'd better get rid of this idea as soon as possible." He was very calm, "I don't want to be with you after death."
System: "Do you think I want to?"
He was tortured by the host during his lifetime, and it will continue to be like this after death, it is simply hell.
"Master Yiermi." The servant serving on the airship said, "We have reached our destination."
Ilmi's first mission was carefully selected by Shiba, and the location naturally couldn't be too far away, so it was chosen to be in the Republic of Batokia, but in another city.
He got the information bag from the servant, and even though he knew it by heart before going out, he still brought paper documents with him to ensure that he could read it several times to be foolproof.
An ordinary rich man, with a bunch of ordinary bodyguards, the task difficulty is really not high.
Il fans: "This task is too simple."
System: "Oh."
Yier fan: "It simply can't reflect one ten-thousandth of my ability."
System: "Oh."
Il fan: "I'm just kidding."
System: "Oh, I know."
Regarding the system without any expression, Il fans criticized: "You are so indifferent, the reaction is so flat, I don't feel a little bit of human touch and humanitarian care."
The system said, "Are you human?"
Il fans: "!"
System: "I only care about human beings, you are not in this scope."
IL fans: This is discrimination!Red, naked discrimination!
That rich man looks like a gentleman, and he is still active in charity galas on weekdays, but if this is the case, then no one will pay a high price for someone who beats the Hakkas to kill him. He has a good secret It's a small secret, but it is despised by ordinary people.
This man has a special sexual fetish and likes young children. Although he has adopted many orphans, he has an unspeakable sinister purpose.
Yi Ermi first took a look around on the high platform not far from his mansion, and found that his residence was heavily guarded. Although it was not difficult to sneak in, it really took energy.
Yier fans always thought that a good knife should be used on the sharp edge, and he was unwilling to waste his energy on the trivial matter of sneaking into the residence. After changing several places and drawing the floor plan of the residence, he finally thought about it.
"At this passageway, shifts will be changed every 40 minutes, and the interval between each time is 5 seconds." Il's fans wrote and drew on the map. If there is no accident, this is his escape route.
He was boring enough, chatting with the system in his head while drawing pictures, after a round, even the system knew where the living room of the mansion was, where the toilet was, how often the staff changed shifts, and how many people there were each time.
The system said it wasn't me who was going to kill people, you just tell me what to do, if you are idle and bored, you just know it yourself.
Yiermi blinked and said, "Because no one talks, it's lonely." Human beings have a subtle psychology of showing off. When they do something good, they like to find someone to share with. The system is like this, Yiermi thinks If I am such a genius, I must find a mentally handicapped person and share it with me. By the way, I will raise my spiritual level. Well, the system is a good choice.
System: Keke, I really thank you.
The system was forced to listen to the plan for a long time, and finally found that Yi Ermi missed a key point.
"So how do you plan to get in." He had a bad feeling, according to his host's urination, he always felt that he would make a jaw-dropping choice.
"Of course they went in together with this batch of 'goods'." He was a little surprised, and asked how the system would ask such a mentally retarded question with his eyes.
It is naturally impossible for the rich man to guard his "adopted son" and "adopted daughter" every day. Although the flowers at home are good, they are not as fragrant as the wild flowers all over the mountains. After a long time, he must find fresh children from outside to adjust his life.
Yier fans figured out that he would play this show every month, and it would be effortless to get in with his good looks.
"I also brought a tutu skirt." He said confidently, "Anyway, those kids are not as good-looking as me!"
System: I don't think this is anything to be happy about.
Under the heartbroken eyes of the system, his shameless host neatly changed into the fluffy skirt made of piled lace. He didn't know what method he used to curl the ends of his hair. The mirror revealed a smile that terrified the system.
Il fan: "Am I cute, System?"
system"……"
Yier fan: "Well, I know I'm the cutest."
Yes yes yes, you are cute, you are the cutest, please stop torturing me.
Although the system thinks Yiermi's smile is scary, he doesn't think so, or anyone who doesn't know Yiermi doesn't think so.
His smile is the product of observing the smiles of countless people, and gathering the directors of hundreds of schools. Putting it outside will definitely kill a group of strange aunts.
He successfully found the truck delivering the "goods", knocked out the most dressed-up child inside, and then replaced the other party's existence by himself.
No one has discovered the infiltration of Il fans.
He is not afraid of being discovered at all. That rich man likes surprises, and he never likes to know the contents of "goods" in advance. Knowing what the goods will look like this time, it is precisely because of such a habit of overstuffing that Il fans can take advantage of it.
The car drove to the destination, the back door was opened, first the fully armed Mr. Bodyguard inspected the goods to make sure that the child was not carrying any dangerous items.
Il fans have emptied their weapons long ago, and they don’t need those foreign objects to beat the Hakkas. If necessary, any part of their body can be turned into a weapon to kill someone, whether it’s fingers, nails, or The calves, the head, everything.
There are hundreds of ways to take more lives, so why bother with the icing on the cake.
"This time it's high-quality goods," said the inspecting bodyguard.
Yier fan: "Look, he praised me." He was teasing the system again, "Sure enough, as long as it is a living thing, it will kneel under my beauty."
The system sneered: "What about me?" He wasn't fascinated by Il's fan, but was he fascinated by little Lolita, is he a pervert?
Elmi: "Because you are not a living thing!"
system:"……"
Yi Ermi, who successfully choked the system once again, felt that he was full of wisdom.
The beautiful and intelligent Yiermi was dragged away by the bodyguards. He looked very quiet, but he was secretly looking at the furnishings in the corridor, comparing what he saw and heard on the road with the floor plan he drew, and found that eight or nine were inseparable. .
The system also thought of the picture drawn by Yi Ermi. Well, he admitted that if this kid does not become a killer one day, no matter if he is doing intelligence collection work, drawing, or even playing reasoning, he will be able to make a living.
He really is a genius, the system thought.
Only then can he feel why the beating enemy Hakka has such high expectations for Yier fans, this brat is an out-and-out monster!
The bodyguard was satisfied with Yiermi's quietness. He felt that the child was very obedient and well-educated, completely different from those children who only knew how to cry before.
Although there is a saying that there is sweets for crying children, it also depends on the occasion. My husband likes well-behaved children, but he only knows that crying will arouse his disgust.Mr. Bodyguard has a good sense of Yi Ermi, and he also mentioned a few words when he was sent in: "Mr. likes well-behaved children, so you must be obedient for a while."
Yi Er nodded confusedly, but he kept talking to the system bb in his heart: "Look at the system, I am really likable." He showed a puzzled smile, "A kid like me is really cute, Flowers bloom, cars see tires blow out."
System: "Oh."
He pushed open the heavy red-brown wooden door and walked in alone. A rich man in a suit and leather shoes was sitting on the sofa waiting for him.Yier fans swear by his 2.0 eyesight, he definitely saw the flickering light in that person's eyes.
Yier Fan: Heh, another man intoxicated by my beauty.
System: Heh, another ignorant mortal deceived by appearances.
"Come here, kid." He patted the vacant seat on the sofa and said to Yi Ermi, "Sit next to me."
Yi Ermi ran to his side, the rich man lowered his head, his smile became more and more kind, but his expression was always frozen at this second.
A hand passed through his chest. It is hard to imagine how such a child's hand can grab the heart of an adult, but it is indeed true. Yiermi clenched her fingers mercilessly, and the minced meat and Blood flowed from his fingers.
mission completed.
"It's so troublesome." He said nervously to the system, "Daddy, every time he digs out the heart with his bare hands, there is no blood stain, and I want that too." His hands are sticky, and he is disgusting.
The system said: "Just find a place to wipe it."
"But then there will be a residual smell on your hands." Yi Ermi said confidently, "What should I do if I smell it?"
There are so many things going on, the system thought, if you are so fussy, what did you do to crush the heart just now, just cut off the blood vessels, just blame me for adding trouble to yourself?
In any case, Ilmi cleaned her hands, and then climbed up the ventilation duct that she had been optimistic about for a long time. In order to delay the time, she also restored the duct to its original state after entering.
In fact, even if Il fans didn't do this, those bodyguards would not be able to react to what happened.
This rich man hated others knowing about his private life, so in order to keep it secret, all the rooms in the mansion had top-notch sound insulation, even if he yelled loudly, he would not know what was going on outside the door.
The bodyguards could not open the door unless they were summoned by Mr. Rich, so they missed the best opportunity to solve the murder case. When they found something was wrong and broke the door, the rich man's body would rot.
After completing the task, Il fans turned to call home. Their family members were shocked. They had guessed that Il fans would be able to complete this task without much effort, but what they didn't expect was that they still underestimated it in the end. Yi Ermi's ability, originally thought that he would not be able to complete the task until two days at the earliest, but he didn't expect it to be so fast.
This also caused a problem. The airship that beat the enemy Hakka to take him back was not ready yet, and he could only come to pick up Yier fans tomorrow afternoon at the earliest. Now he can only play by himself.
Yi Ermi agreed wholeheartedly, and after hanging up the phone, the corners of her mouth slightly curved, revealing a subtle smile.
He has to make a name for himself, he will still smile, but the frequency is so little.
"Where are you going?" The system voice was vicissitudes.
"Of course it is to open up a new map!" The answer was righteous.
"Where to go to open up new maps." The system is getting older.
"Dessert House!" Yier fans said happily, "I'm going to meet love there!"
Nonsence!The system spat out, obviously it was cake and chocolate, why did it sound so nice!
Il fans said: "Because cake and chocolate are my lovers."
Although he aspires to become a great man with a height of eight feet similar to Shiba, but Yiermi has a sweet little hobby. He likes sweets very much, and cakes, chocolates and ice creams are always available. Of course, if you want to put them in order, Take the No.1 non-cake is none other than.
He walked into the most prestigious cake shop in the area, and found that he was not as tall as the counter.
What a shame!
It was probably because he was so cute that the waiter in a tutu couldn't help but handed him the menu, and asked kindly, "What do you want to eat, little sister."
"System!" Yiermi said, "She is blind! I don't look like a little sister!" Yiermi said that she had changed back to her normal attire, how could she be a little sister.
The system said: "Oh, you are not like a little sister."
Although it was a normal attire, it was nothing more than trousers and a turtleneck sweater, with his cute face, who knew he was a man.
Il fans: sosad.
"I want this page to this page." He said something that horrified the waiter, but before she could persuade her, someone spoke for her.
"Can you eat so much? Boo!" The last sound was the sound of chewing gum blowing into a balloon and bursting.
Yiermi raised her head, and there was a child a few years older than him, who was a head taller than him, with red hair and good looks.
Yi Erfan thought: The boy is still the type he hates the most.
He ignored the kid, and said to the waiter, "Start with the third one and pack everything."
The system looked at the control panel with a confused face:? ? ?When is the strategy line open?I do not know how?Are there any girls around here?
Happiness comes too fast like a tornado.
Il fan diary:
Cake, delicious =v=.
By the way, Yiermi successfully opened the first door to the underworld, and the second door showed signs of looseness, which means that his wrist strength should be around 3 tons. This result made Xiba feel satisfied. smile.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa at such a young age, mom, I am so happy!"
You can never wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep, and you can't wake up a doting mother in the same way.
The happiest person to do the task may be Il fans and the system. If you have the opportunity to go out, you must spare no effort to let yourself go.
Il fans: "Oye, new map, new beginning, young warrior, are you ready to embark on the journey?"
System: Damn retarded!
Yier fans expressed dissatisfaction with the system's silence: "You really have no sense of humor."
The system said quietly: "This has something to do with the sense of humor?" He added, "Isn't this the preface to the rpg game you just saw the day before yesterday?"
Ah, being exposed, Yi Ermi sticks out his tongue: "Be happy when you finally come out." He actually persuaded the system in turn, "Didn't you keep saying that the strategy line has not been opened yet, maybe you can just go out the door." open?"
It’s okay if Yi Ermi doesn’t say anything, but when he talks about the system, he is full of resentment. If his resentment can materialize, it must be like an overturned ink bottle, the black paint is a whole piece.
"Hehehe," the system said, "I hope so."
He doesn't understand, the host has been hugging left and right since kindergarten. When he was a child, there was a loli in his arms, and when he was a little older, he came to be a childhood sweetheart. When he was ripe, he could eat it. They appeared in piles one after the other.
Being in charge of the "Life Winner Cultivation System" will have an impact on the host to some extent.
His host, hey, let's not talk about it, the loli in the kindergarten, there is no kindergarten here, as for the loli, who is more competent than his host?
What's even more sad is that the host of his family didn't have any compassion for the girl at such a young age. Thinking of this, the system couldn't help but heartbroken: Damn it, how can the strategy be developed in this case!If it is the host, he will definitely kill his sister again because his sister affects his career!
The heart sound incident that year deeply hurt the system's young heart.
If Ill fans know what the system is thinking, then he will definitely express that he hopes to hurt the system's mind again very kindly. His extremely bad character can be seen from various subtleties, and inserting a knife in the system's mind will definitely make people He is happier.
Yier fans: He's arsenic and frost, my honey =v=.
It seems that this sentence should not be used here.
Sitting on a mountain top, the Dadi Hakka is definitely the local tyrant among the local tyrants, and the fighter jet among the rich. Yi Ermi just came down from Kukulu Mountain and went straight to the private flying field at the foot of the mountain. This flying field is privately owned by the Dadi Hakka. , the airship parked on it is specially used by family members for missions.
Yiermi is young, no matter how much Xiba trusts him, he can't let him run around alone, so he sent his confidant butler Zi Ponian to protect him, and even Yiermi has a pinhole camera on his body. What accident happened to him alone.
Logically speaking, it is absolutely impossible for Yier fans to know the existence of Zi Po Nian. The other party is an old man who has grown up with Xiba. His skills are first-class. What about the existence?She is the only green dot on a map of yellow dots, which is extremely conspicuous.
"Zi Po Nian turned out to be a green dot." Yier murmured, "I thought she would be half red and half green."
"There is no such color." The system choked, "Half red and half green, what a disgusting color."
"Isn't that just right for you?" said Ilmi.
The system sneered, did you think this would stimulate me?too naive!
He has already practiced in the past few years with Yier fans.
"So such a disgusting color is more suitable for you." He said, "It happens to be your suggestion, so you can accept it!"
Yiermi and the system were bickering all the way, of course, in the eyes of others, he sat quietly all the way, although the people who beat the enemy Hakkas have long been used to Yiermi's character, even if they don't know it, they have heard it , but when I really saw it, I still whispered in my heart.
Only 5 years old, this is too, quiet, right?
Even though he was at an age that even dogs would hate, he was so quiet that he was so lifeless, it seemed a bit scary to think about it.
Yi Erfan doesn't care what other people think, he is still chatting with the system about Zi Po's professional life.
"I thought she was more likely to have a red dot than a green dot." He said to the system, "or else it's a yellow dot."
Zipo Nian can't like Yi Ermi, no, maybe she has reached the level of disgust, after all, she has a considerable degree of disgust for Jiqiu, even if this kind of hatred is not murderous.
Yiermi is very self-aware, and Zipo Nian has no affection for him at all, because Yiermi really resembles Kiqiu, not only in appearance, but also in his personality.
Of course, Yiermi himself has discovered something wrong with his personality. In his words, he feels that he has a healthy body and a perfect personality, and he is simply a rare perfect person in the world.
System: Hehehe.
"Because she is very loyal to the Dadi Hakka." The system said, "Although she doesn't like you, but because you are the child of the Dadi Hakka, she will protect you wholeheartedly."
Zi Po Nian's behavior will not be influenced by personal emotions. If something unexpected happens, she will save Yi Ermi even if she sacrifices her own life, so it is a matter of course to be judged as a friendly green dot.
Yier fans praised Zipo Nian: "Well done." He said, "To be strong and beat the enemy, what is needed is this kind of good housekeeper whose reason is greater than emotion." He said to the system, "In the future, we will choose people If you want to pick something like this, you follow and learn.”
The system said: "I'll follow suit, it's not my business to beat the enemy Hakka."
Yi Ermi replied: "I want you to learn the spirit of Zi Po Nian. You have a lot of opinions on me recently, which is not conducive to building a harmonious society."
The system said deeply: "You are wrong, there is definitely no living body in this world more rational than me."
Elmi said, "Where's the evidence?"
"You are still alive is naked evidence." The system is full of malice, "If I am not rational, I will expose myself."
Yier fan: "Oh, then you'd better get rid of this idea as soon as possible." He was very calm, "I don't want to be with you after death."
System: "Do you think I want to?"
He was tortured by the host during his lifetime, and it will continue to be like this after death, it is simply hell.
"Master Yiermi." The servant serving on the airship said, "We have reached our destination."
Ilmi's first mission was carefully selected by Shiba, and the location naturally couldn't be too far away, so it was chosen to be in the Republic of Batokia, but in another city.
He got the information bag from the servant, and even though he knew it by heart before going out, he still brought paper documents with him to ensure that he could read it several times to be foolproof.
An ordinary rich man, with a bunch of ordinary bodyguards, the task difficulty is really not high.
Il fans: "This task is too simple."
System: "Oh."
Yier fan: "It simply can't reflect one ten-thousandth of my ability."
System: "Oh."
Il fan: "I'm just kidding."
System: "Oh, I know."
Regarding the system without any expression, Il fans criticized: "You are so indifferent, the reaction is so flat, I don't feel a little bit of human touch and humanitarian care."
The system said, "Are you human?"
Il fans: "!"
System: "I only care about human beings, you are not in this scope."
IL fans: This is discrimination!Red, naked discrimination!
That rich man looks like a gentleman, and he is still active in charity galas on weekdays, but if this is the case, then no one will pay a high price for someone who beats the Hakkas to kill him. He has a good secret It's a small secret, but it is despised by ordinary people.
This man has a special sexual fetish and likes young children. Although he has adopted many orphans, he has an unspeakable sinister purpose.
Yi Ermi first took a look around on the high platform not far from his mansion, and found that his residence was heavily guarded. Although it was not difficult to sneak in, it really took energy.
Yier fans always thought that a good knife should be used on the sharp edge, and he was unwilling to waste his energy on the trivial matter of sneaking into the residence. After changing several places and drawing the floor plan of the residence, he finally thought about it.
"At this passageway, shifts will be changed every 40 minutes, and the interval between each time is 5 seconds." Il's fans wrote and drew on the map. If there is no accident, this is his escape route.
He was boring enough, chatting with the system in his head while drawing pictures, after a round, even the system knew where the living room of the mansion was, where the toilet was, how often the staff changed shifts, and how many people there were each time.
The system said it wasn't me who was going to kill people, you just tell me what to do, if you are idle and bored, you just know it yourself.
Yiermi blinked and said, "Because no one talks, it's lonely." Human beings have a subtle psychology of showing off. When they do something good, they like to find someone to share with. The system is like this, Yiermi thinks If I am such a genius, I must find a mentally handicapped person and share it with me. By the way, I will raise my spiritual level. Well, the system is a good choice.
System: Keke, I really thank you.
The system was forced to listen to the plan for a long time, and finally found that Yi Ermi missed a key point.
"So how do you plan to get in." He had a bad feeling, according to his host's urination, he always felt that he would make a jaw-dropping choice.
"Of course they went in together with this batch of 'goods'." He was a little surprised, and asked how the system would ask such a mentally retarded question with his eyes.
It is naturally impossible for the rich man to guard his "adopted son" and "adopted daughter" every day. Although the flowers at home are good, they are not as fragrant as the wild flowers all over the mountains. After a long time, he must find fresh children from outside to adjust his life.
Yier fans figured out that he would play this show every month, and it would be effortless to get in with his good looks.
"I also brought a tutu skirt." He said confidently, "Anyway, those kids are not as good-looking as me!"
System: I don't think this is anything to be happy about.
Under the heartbroken eyes of the system, his shameless host neatly changed into the fluffy skirt made of piled lace. He didn't know what method he used to curl the ends of his hair. The mirror revealed a smile that terrified the system.
Il fan: "Am I cute, System?"
system"……"
Yier fan: "Well, I know I'm the cutest."
Yes yes yes, you are cute, you are the cutest, please stop torturing me.
Although the system thinks Yiermi's smile is scary, he doesn't think so, or anyone who doesn't know Yiermi doesn't think so.
His smile is the product of observing the smiles of countless people, and gathering the directors of hundreds of schools. Putting it outside will definitely kill a group of strange aunts.
He successfully found the truck delivering the "goods", knocked out the most dressed-up child inside, and then replaced the other party's existence by himself.
No one has discovered the infiltration of Il fans.
He is not afraid of being discovered at all. That rich man likes surprises, and he never likes to know the contents of "goods" in advance. Knowing what the goods will look like this time, it is precisely because of such a habit of overstuffing that Il fans can take advantage of it.
The car drove to the destination, the back door was opened, first the fully armed Mr. Bodyguard inspected the goods to make sure that the child was not carrying any dangerous items.
Il fans have emptied their weapons long ago, and they don’t need those foreign objects to beat the Hakkas. If necessary, any part of their body can be turned into a weapon to kill someone, whether it’s fingers, nails, or The calves, the head, everything.
There are hundreds of ways to take more lives, so why bother with the icing on the cake.
"This time it's high-quality goods," said the inspecting bodyguard.
Yier fan: "Look, he praised me." He was teasing the system again, "Sure enough, as long as it is a living thing, it will kneel under my beauty."
The system sneered: "What about me?" He wasn't fascinated by Il's fan, but was he fascinated by little Lolita, is he a pervert?
Elmi: "Because you are not a living thing!"
system:"……"
Yi Ermi, who successfully choked the system once again, felt that he was full of wisdom.
The beautiful and intelligent Yiermi was dragged away by the bodyguards. He looked very quiet, but he was secretly looking at the furnishings in the corridor, comparing what he saw and heard on the road with the floor plan he drew, and found that eight or nine were inseparable. .
The system also thought of the picture drawn by Yi Ermi. Well, he admitted that if this kid does not become a killer one day, no matter if he is doing intelligence collection work, drawing, or even playing reasoning, he will be able to make a living.
He really is a genius, the system thought.
Only then can he feel why the beating enemy Hakka has such high expectations for Yier fans, this brat is an out-and-out monster!
The bodyguard was satisfied with Yiermi's quietness. He felt that the child was very obedient and well-educated, completely different from those children who only knew how to cry before.
Although there is a saying that there is sweets for crying children, it also depends on the occasion. My husband likes well-behaved children, but he only knows that crying will arouse his disgust.Mr. Bodyguard has a good sense of Yi Ermi, and he also mentioned a few words when he was sent in: "Mr. likes well-behaved children, so you must be obedient for a while."
Yi Er nodded confusedly, but he kept talking to the system bb in his heart: "Look at the system, I am really likable." He showed a puzzled smile, "A kid like me is really cute, Flowers bloom, cars see tires blow out."
System: "Oh."
He pushed open the heavy red-brown wooden door and walked in alone. A rich man in a suit and leather shoes was sitting on the sofa waiting for him.Yier fans swear by his 2.0 eyesight, he definitely saw the flickering light in that person's eyes.
Yier Fan: Heh, another man intoxicated by my beauty.
System: Heh, another ignorant mortal deceived by appearances.
"Come here, kid." He patted the vacant seat on the sofa and said to Yi Ermi, "Sit next to me."
Yi Ermi ran to his side, the rich man lowered his head, his smile became more and more kind, but his expression was always frozen at this second.
A hand passed through his chest. It is hard to imagine how such a child's hand can grab the heart of an adult, but it is indeed true. Yiermi clenched her fingers mercilessly, and the minced meat and Blood flowed from his fingers.
mission completed.
"It's so troublesome." He said nervously to the system, "Daddy, every time he digs out the heart with his bare hands, there is no blood stain, and I want that too." His hands are sticky, and he is disgusting.
The system said: "Just find a place to wipe it."
"But then there will be a residual smell on your hands." Yi Ermi said confidently, "What should I do if I smell it?"
There are so many things going on, the system thought, if you are so fussy, what did you do to crush the heart just now, just cut off the blood vessels, just blame me for adding trouble to yourself?
In any case, Ilmi cleaned her hands, and then climbed up the ventilation duct that she had been optimistic about for a long time. In order to delay the time, she also restored the duct to its original state after entering.
In fact, even if Il fans didn't do this, those bodyguards would not be able to react to what happened.
This rich man hated others knowing about his private life, so in order to keep it secret, all the rooms in the mansion had top-notch sound insulation, even if he yelled loudly, he would not know what was going on outside the door.
The bodyguards could not open the door unless they were summoned by Mr. Rich, so they missed the best opportunity to solve the murder case. When they found something was wrong and broke the door, the rich man's body would rot.
After completing the task, Il fans turned to call home. Their family members were shocked. They had guessed that Il fans would be able to complete this task without much effort, but what they didn't expect was that they still underestimated it in the end. Yi Ermi's ability, originally thought that he would not be able to complete the task until two days at the earliest, but he didn't expect it to be so fast.
This also caused a problem. The airship that beat the enemy Hakka to take him back was not ready yet, and he could only come to pick up Yier fans tomorrow afternoon at the earliest. Now he can only play by himself.
Yi Ermi agreed wholeheartedly, and after hanging up the phone, the corners of her mouth slightly curved, revealing a subtle smile.
He has to make a name for himself, he will still smile, but the frequency is so little.
"Where are you going?" The system voice was vicissitudes.
"Of course it is to open up a new map!" The answer was righteous.
"Where to go to open up new maps." The system is getting older.
"Dessert House!" Yier fans said happily, "I'm going to meet love there!"
Nonsence!The system spat out, obviously it was cake and chocolate, why did it sound so nice!
Il fans said: "Because cake and chocolate are my lovers."
Although he aspires to become a great man with a height of eight feet similar to Shiba, but Yiermi has a sweet little hobby. He likes sweets very much, and cakes, chocolates and ice creams are always available. Of course, if you want to put them in order, Take the No.1 non-cake is none other than.
He walked into the most prestigious cake shop in the area, and found that he was not as tall as the counter.
What a shame!
It was probably because he was so cute that the waiter in a tutu couldn't help but handed him the menu, and asked kindly, "What do you want to eat, little sister."
"System!" Yiermi said, "She is blind! I don't look like a little sister!" Yiermi said that she had changed back to her normal attire, how could she be a little sister.
The system said: "Oh, you are not like a little sister."
Although it was a normal attire, it was nothing more than trousers and a turtleneck sweater, with his cute face, who knew he was a man.
Il fans: sosad.
"I want this page to this page." He said something that horrified the waiter, but before she could persuade her, someone spoke for her.
"Can you eat so much? Boo!" The last sound was the sound of chewing gum blowing into a balloon and bursting.
Yiermi raised her head, and there was a child a few years older than him, who was a head taller than him, with red hair and good looks.
Yi Erfan thought: The boy is still the type he hates the most.
He ignored the kid, and said to the waiter, "Start with the third one and pack everything."
The system looked at the control panel with a confused face:? ? ?When is the strategy line open?I do not know how?Are there any girls around here?
Happiness comes too fast like a tornado.
Il fan diary:
Cake, delicious =v=.
You'll Also Like
-
Abyssal Distortion Files
Chapter 26 10 hours ago -
Abyss Game: I am covered with cheats
Chapter 327 10 hours ago -
Madam, believe me, how can I be a minotaur?
Chapter 210 10 hours ago -
Anime, Girlfriend Shokuhou Misaki
Chapter 441 10 hours ago -
Chronicles of the Green Vine: A Mortal’s Path to Immortality
Chapter 1136 10 hours ago -
People are in Star Iron, but the universe is plagued by locusts
Chapter 330 10 hours ago -
Ocean Survival: Get the God-level Kraken at the beginning
Chapter 198 10 hours ago -
One Piece: My Five Elder Stars Father
Chapter 97 10 hours ago -
Devouring Stars, becoming Luo Feng's golden finger
Chapter 119 10 hours ago -
Humanity is missing, luckily I have billions of clones
Chapter 186 10 hours ago