Self-cultivation for beating the enemy[Comprehensive]

Il fan questioning system: Who can stop my furious mother?

The system replied: Your dad.

Il fans slapped their heads: Oh, what a great idea!

His father is the only person in the legend who can beat his mother, and it is said that he is a hero who understands righteousness, a man who hugged left and right and created a new pattern in the mainland!Yi Ermi believes that with his great talent and general strategy, he will be able to help the little fairy escape the wrath of his mother.

Since Uchiha Madara got the reincarnation eye, his strength has become stronger. Il fans are very worried that if he loses his temper, he will create another moon. Now one moon in the sky is enough, and his mother rashly made it Such a big movement will definitely attract attention from all directions. He is not afraid of anything else, but the problem is that Uzumaki Mito is still alive!Although the immortal death should have happened in the past two years, but Mito didn't die for a day, his mother was a concubine, and he was the evidence of a living gay marriage. How embarrassing it is for the empress of the palace and the peerless demon concubine to confront each other at this time!

So just get the emperor out, just to form a Shura field hehehehehe.

System: I don't quite understand your logic.

The little fairy's ability to act alone is MAX, and she does what she says, and as soon as she has a plan, she goes to find his father, Orochimaru.

Orochimaru's father is working, with a test tube dangling in his hand, in front of him is a ninja sleeping in a culture tank, Yi Ermi glanced at it, the person is alive, and Orochimaru's father is conducting illegal experiments again.

Oh, no, his dad is coming out soon, and in this case, he can't call Dashemaru dad, but call him teacher seriously.

Orochimaru saw Yiermi, but only gave him a look, and then continued to experiment. He knew in his heart that this little devil must have something to do when he came to him during non-cultivation time, and he must have something to ask for.

After such a long time, Orochimaru is well aware of Yiermi's character of being useless and not getting up early, hanging him, without any sense of guilt.

Yi Ermi was sitting upright, very well-behaved, if he was usually like this, he must be walking around and turning Dashemaru's laboratory upside down.

Thanks to Ilmi's living habits are not bad, although they will rummage around, but in the end they can always get things back to their original place, and thanks to Ilmi, Orochimaru can always find some things that were half-made but because of various things in the deep corners. The experiments stopped due to reasons, some experiments could not be done in the past, but now they have the conditions, it is the little fairy's righteous deed, which prevents them from getting dusty and moldy in the corner.

This kid has something to do, Orochimaru thought as he looked at Yiermi's disappearance, and it seemed that what he wanted was not small.

He slowly sorted out the last experiment report, and after clearing the table, he turned his head to face Yiermi: "What's the matter?" His voice was hoarse and deep like a snake, and his yellow vertical pupils stared at Yiermi. There's a smile on the inside that will give anyone a jolt.

There was no malice, but at the same time, it seemed that he didn't pay attention to everything. There was a scientist's fanaticism deep in his eyes, and this emotion was enough to make any person with sensitive instincts shudder.

Crazy scientists, thought Elmi, and as it happens, most of them are perverts, and villains at that.

Hey, the little fairy who is clearly on the side of justice is actually bound to the villain. Thinking about it, it's really pitiful.

System: Hehe.

If you are righteous, then your mother is the virtuous and virtuous white lotus who never messes up!

Uchiha Madara: Achoo!

Who is speaking ill of me?

Yiermi met Dashewan's playful eyes, and it was true: "I need a technique." He said.

Orochimaru stretched out his tongue and licked his dry lips, he looked very strange, like a snake spirit: "What?" he asked.

"The dirt reincarnated." He looked directly at Orochimaru with dark pupils without a gleam of light, his expression did not fluctuate in the slightest, and he was extremely calm.

He knew that Orochimaru had studied this technique, and he had even pulled out the scroll of Dirty Reincarnation in the corner of the laboratory!

Orochimaru smiled lowly, and he asked Yiermi: "Who do you want to reincarnate?"

He said decisively: "Thousand-handed Zhujian!"

"Hahahahahahaha——" Dashewan finally couldn't bear it anymore, his low laughter gradually became louder, as if he was ecstatic with a big breakthrough in the experiment, Yi Ermi couldn't help but look at him like a psychopath, I have known Dashewan for several years and I have never seen him lose his composure. Could it be that he lost his mind and went crazy?

Hey, this person is perverted enough, if he goes crazy, wouldn't it be even more terrifying?

"Thousands of Hands? Do you know what you're talking about?" He finally stopped smiling, but his pupils narrowed sharply, staring at Yiermi like a python waiting for an opportunity to hunt.

"I know." Yi Ermi said with a good temper, "You can artificially create wooden escapes here. Is there any problem if I want to reincarnate my dad?"

"You know?" Orochimaru asked with great interest. He didn't care about the fact that Ilmi could detect it. There are many sentient ninjas from the Senshou family, especially in the Senshou Banjian, where the subtle Chakra perception ability is rare even among perception-type ninjas. Although Il fans didn’t say it, Orochimaru had already guessed about him. There should also be considerable talent in this regard.

Yi Ermi said: "I know." He added, "Isn't there no success?"

The fact that Orochimaru is making wooden escape ninjas is not discovered by Ilmi, but the system told him. In fact, they have already guessed that Konoha's people cannot resist the temptation. Those people don't know how Ilmi came. But they knew that he didn't reproduce naturally, this alone was enough for them to make the next Mudun, now maybe it's a combination of Mudun and Sharingan?

Orochimaru, as the number one scientist in Konoha, even if he didn't start the research himself, someone would ask him to start the research, and it was the abnormal energy fluctuation leaked from this research that was captured by the system.

He was very dismissive when he told Il fans about it. Although the system couldn't understand how to make the moon, in terms of life sciences, he was still far ahead of the ninja world. He thought he could make a small moon. The shell of a fairy, can those people synthesize one?

funny!Why not go to heaven?

"There really isn't a single success." Orochimaru sighed, "You are a miracle." He looked at him with eyes full of love that made the hairs stand on end in Il fans, as if he was looking at something The supreme treasure in general.

This child is a miracle, Orochimaru thought, a miracle of science, ninja world, and even life.

"I haven't completed the art of reincarnation in the dirty soil." He said to Yi Ermi, "It's just right, you come to be my assistant, and let's complete this art together."

His student is an all-rounder, his reading range surprised even Orochimaru, and he is naturally sensitive to numbers. Orochimaru guessed that even the second generation of Hokage's famous skill Flying Raijin would not be able to defeat him.

As a space-type ninjutsu, Flying Thunder God does not have a threshold created by blood. The most important thing is calculation, big data, no omission, and no error calculation.Only extremely intelligent computing geniuses can use this kind of technique, otherwise, if the coordinates are calculated incorrectly, it is not impossible to leave one's head in the space, leaving only the body.

Ninjutsu and mathematics are in common. It should be said that mathematics, physics and chemistry related to logic have a lot in common with ninjutsu, especially complex forbidden techniques such as reincarnation of the soil, which support their performance are a large number of text symbols or imprints. Tadpole Wen with strange power has constructed ninjutsu to revive the dead and return to the world from the underworld.

To complete this complicated forbidden technique, he needs to consider too many things. His apprentice with outstanding logical thinking can just help him study how this technique is constructed.

Although Yier fans don't want to be a laborer, who told him to be in a hurry to get results now?Time is life, and if he doesn't summon his dad, he will feel restless all day, just like living with a bomb, he doesn't even know when the bomb will "boom" and explode.

Fear pushes people upward, because he is worried about being beaten to death by his mother, Yi Ermi devoted himself to research with unprecedented concentration, and the system as a high-tech life form also provided him with a lot of help.

His computing power is comparable to that of a supercomputer. Although he is not capable of solving the spell with just one scan, he can still analyze and analyze it. What kind of technique is it.

Il fans sighed while writing and writing: "Hey, I finally found out that Senshoubanjian is really an unfathomable man." He said, "As expected of the second-generation Hokage who used black technology to create me in the legend , this skill in mathematics, physics and chemistry is simply unparalleled."

System: ==

I am the one who made your shell. Thank you.

Il fans said to the system: "Aren't I using this as an analogy?" He said, "It is precisely because the matter of creating my shell is so great that it can highlight the dark and gloomy politics between Qianshoubanjian and his black hands. The male design is equal to the human design of the master of black technology and giant forbidden art!"

Qianshoubeijian: The old man is a black-hearted and gloomy political man, I am really sorry for you.

On the Nth day when Juju lay in the gun, I miss him.

Human potential is unlimited. Under the predicament where life is threatened, the little fairy burst out with unparalleled great potential. A week later, the haggard little fairy spread the huge scroll in front of Dashewan and said to him: "I Finished."

Orochimaru was very surprised, he glanced at Yi Ermi and asked, "Finished?"

Are you kidding me, he hasn't finished his research yet, this brat has finished the most difficult theory?So what's the point of handing him the hardest part?

Before letting Yiermi be his assistant, Orochimaru assigned tasks for him based on the idea that children should exercise more if they can exercise more. As a first-time Il fan, he should be rewarded if he can make up one-fifth of it. This is his super-S-level forbidden technique. It breaks the boundary between life and death, and plays with life in the applause. It is already considered the domain of gods. The technique is banned, and his own research requires a lot of time and data. Now this brat tells him that he can finish it in a week?joke?

Il fans: Thank you Super Computer System Lord for your generous assistance Hehehehehe.

With a skeptical heart, Orochimaru began to deduce the formula of Yiermi's completion. Knowing a simple answer and then completing the process is difficult, but knowing the process to check the answer is not at all. Difficult, after Orochimaru verified Ilmi's technique, his eyes looking at the other party became hot again, the heat was like a flame burning in the bottom of his eyes.

"You will be my assistant from now on." He rolled up the scroll completed by Yi Ermi, "I didn't realize that you still have this ability before.

Il fans: ==

"We'll talk about the assistant later." He was a little impatient, "Can this technique be used?"

"Theoretically yes." Orochimaru suddenly changed the topic after seeing the undetectable light in Yiermi's eyes, "However, this requires experimentation." If something goes wrong, there will be serious consequences.”

"And now there is a problem." Orochimaru's narrow and long eyes focused on people who felt weird and cold, "Will you perform this technique or I will perform it."

"I'll do it." Without a moment's pause, he replied decisively.

This is a matter of trust. Is there any existence in this world that the little fairy can trust with all her heart?Maybe, but definitely not Orochimaru.

He was full of jealousy towards this man, and while learning from him, while cooperating with each other, he was also full of doubts.

Jumping out of the general framework between students and teachers, the relationship between them is more suitable to be described as a collaborator.

"Okay." Orochimaru was not surprised, he even gave Yi Ermi a look of approval, "If you are confident enough in your ability, then there is no problem for you to do this experiment."

Yier fans said to the system: "Oh, he actually made me a guinea pig, it's really bad."

The system ignored his complaints, and said ruthlessly, "Then do you want to use this technique?"

"Yes!" The little fairy's ugly face was exposed, "hehe, how could the magic formula calculated by the little fairy be wrong?"

If there is a mistake, it must be Qianshou's second child's fault!

Thousand Hands: Hehe.

It has appeared twice today, what a big surprise.

Yi Ermi believes that his father is a reasonable and good man, so the paper talisman used to control the reincarnated people is unnecessary.

"Give me a ninja, Orochimaru." Asked to Orochimaru confidently, the worst point of this technique is this, the reincarnated person must have a living sacrifice, the ability of the living sacrifice is too weak, and the reincarnated person's strength is also weak It will be greatly discounted, Yierfan knows that Dashemaru has raised many ninjas for experiments, many of them are quite strong, and asked him to ask for someone, Yierfan does not feel guilty at all.

"You." Faced with the disciple's request, Orochimaru sighed, the voice could not be said to be helpless or something else, "Konoha will show a Hokage like you, really..." As if he had seen the distant future, The era when Il fans become the new Hokage.

If there is anything that Orochimaru has never doubted, it is that his student is destined to become the future of Hokage, with Senju and Uchiha standing behind him at the same time, and he is honored for his achievements in the war, as long as he is not helpless The mud on the wall, it is only a matter of time before becoming Hokage.

What's more, he, a student, has the same ambitions!

He is a person who uses all means to achieve his goals. Although he is still young, Orochimaru has already figured out the tip of the iceberg of Yiermi's character. He will probably become a terrible villain in the future, right?

Of course, that is for people from other countries.

"Everyone is inside, you can go and see for yourself." He said casually, "Leave number 3 to me, and do whatever else you want."

With the soul teacher (?) speaking, Il fans naturally picked the most capable one.

"The DNA of pre-reincarnated people, living sacrifices, and souls stored in the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss." After saying the last one, Ilmi got stuck. Would his father still be in the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss after killing so many people?

this is a problem.

No matter, try it first.

He set the location of the summoning in Orochimaru's underground laboratory, because it is the only place in Konoha that is covered with the most comprehensive spells, which can perfectly isolate Chakra. Il fans are worried that his dad will be too powerful when he is summoned. , Attract people who shouldn't appear.

Like his mother or something.

After his dad comes out, they have to string up their lines!

Yin-si-xu-chen clasped their hands together and gave a crisp clap.

Ninja. Dirty soil reincarnation!

The huge coffin slowly rises from the depths of the ground. The word "one" is engraved on the front of the coffin, showing the identity of the summoned person. Ilmi held her breath and watched the coffin stop moving. Corner folded his arms, concentrating on the miracles his disciples had wrought.

The resurrection of the dead, the reversal of yin and yang, and playing with life are things that can only be done by gods, but ninjas can achieve it only with ninjutsu.

The resurrection of the dead can exist, so what about eternal life?

The longing for eternal life flashed through his mind, but a seed was planted deep in his heart. As long as there is suitable soil, this ambition will take root and sprout, giving birth to incredible monsters.

The wooden boards on the front of the coffin fell off in an instant, and the man in the vermilion armor stepped forward with his left foot. Yi Ermi looked at the cracked Qianshouzhujian on his body, and was a little tangled.

Why do you think people are ugly?He was puzzled by the image of Senshou Zhujian depicted by Ban Mama in the illusion. To be reasonable, he really felt that his father had become ugly!It is simply the difference between whether there is a Meitu Xiuxiu filter or not! ! !

Suddenly there was a bad premonition, and vigilance arose spontaneously.

"It turned out to be the reincarnation of the filthy soil." Senshou Zhujian looked at the surrounding environment seriously with a serious face, and frowned, looking extremely majestic.

Il fans: Exactly!This should be the hero in my mother's memory!

Senshou Bashirama obviously knew his younger brother's technique, and he knew that it was not a good thing. After looking at the gloomy environment around him, he finally turned his attention to the caster in front of him. Looking at it this way, he was extremely surprised , isn't this age a bit too young?

He thought he would be summoned by some ambitious ninja, but unexpectedly, his summoner was a teenager.

"I am Senju Hashirama," he said, "Who are you?"

Yi Er tilted his head in confusion, and for some reason, this action made Senshou Zhujian feel a chill in his heart, as if he was about to hear something that would destroy the three views.

"I'm an Il fan." He said, "Your son." When he saw the astonishment on Senjujuma's face, he kindly added, "Mom is Uchiha Madara."

Senshou Zhujian, male, I don't know how old he is, on the first day he was summoned from the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, his world view was shattered in front of him.

Il stared faintly at Orochimaru, who was still enjoying the show in his spare time. There were some things he could tell Senjujuma, but Orochimaru couldn’t listen. After all, no one except himself and Scorpion knew about Uchiha Madara still alive.

Orochimaru is very good, and after seeing it for Yi Ermi, he retreated automatically, leaving time and space for the two father and son who had finally met.

Yiermi is a cautious person. Although there is no one around, he still showed Sharingan. In the surprised eyes of Senshouzhujian, the three hooks are connected in a line, and the kaleidoscope Sharingan!

His left eye can use Tsukiyomi, and the moment Senjujuma met the blood-colored pupil, he was drawn into the world of Ilmi.

There are vast stars above his head, and the boundless universe under his feet. His monthly reading space is very high-end and atmospheric.

"My dad." He called Senju Zhuma goose bumps all over his body.

"Don't." He waved his hand, "Let's call me Hashirama." After so many years of death, he suddenly had a son, he felt a little strange, not to mention that this son was born for him by Madara.

System: Wait, don't you think it's weirder that Madara gave birth to a child for you?Obviously he was stabbed to death by you, okay?And you are all men who give birth to children!

Senju Bashirama: Oh, yes.

So why did he accept the setting of Madara helping him give birth so easily [deep face].

"Mom, that's Madara, he's not dead yet." As soon as he opened his mouth, Senju Hashirama turned pale with shock, "He was obsessed with the Moon Eye Project and managed to turn his eyes into reincarnation eyes."

"As expected of Madara." After being silent for a long time, Senju Bashima only uttered this sentence.

Il fans: ...

How does it feel a bit wrong.

Forcibly ignoring the strange feeling, he said directly to Senshou Zhu, "However, I found out that the Moon Eye plan was modified."

Senjujuma interrupted the Il fan: "Is that plan engraved on the stone slab of the Uchiha underground shrine?"

Now he has become a fan of Il in shock, his mother only told him that he and Zhujian had talked about the Eye of the Moon project, but they didn't say how to explain it!Did you take him to the Uchiha ancestral shrine?Get married under the witness of the gods, red chicken!

Hey, I didn't expect you guys to be such gays.

Il Misuo pulled out what he knew from his memory. As soon as his mind moved, the spiritual world changed, starting from the memory of the tailed beast, focusing on describing the dark sins, and then there are so many years of his The mother suffered a lot but was deceived by the tragic end.

Then he was lucky enough to see the monstrous anger of the strongest man in the Ninja world, Senjujujian, who had been sealed on the altar.

"Unforgivable!" The powerful aura spread out from the center of Qianshou Zhujian, and the impact had the potential to sweep thousands of troops in his spiritual world. Yiermi almost couldn't stabilize his spiritual world, just like that was washed away by him.

"It's absolutely unforgivable to fool Madara like this!"

Yier Fan: Wait, my dad, calm down, the little fairy is going to become a dead fairy!

Il fan diary:

A little skeptical that calling my dad was the right thing to do.

The author has something to say: Il fans: My dad is a little different from what I imagined.

Thank you "My Queen is Ye Ying" and other little angels!

The momentum of landmines is very fierce recently, are you flattered~