Self-cultivation for beating the enemy[Comprehensive]

As expected of a man with political attributes, Quan Nai did not calm down very slowly, which is really rare for a brother-in-law.

"So, what's the matter with you summoning me?" Although half of Yiermi's blood came from Qianshou Zhujian, which made him a little nervous, didn't the other half come from his brother Ban?Since many years ago, Uchiha Izumi has looked like "you have everything you need", and the little fairy has the name "Uchiha Madara's son" on her head, which is enough for him to treat him with the most kind attitude.

Even if his other half blood relative is the damn Senju Hashirama.

Tsk, if it wasn't for my lack of strength, I would have killed that guy a long time ago, so there is no chance for him to deceive his elder brother.

#I am really good to Brother Ban#

#Bange was definitely cheated by the Hu Meizi of Qianshou’s family#

#Everything is the fault of the second child#

Qianshou's second child had an indifferent face: Oh.

Anyway, no matter what you say, you can get me involved in the end, the old man is used to it.

Yi Erfan lowered his head and pretended to be open-minded and eager to learn: "I want to ask a question related to Kaleidoscope Sharingan." He added, "Father is not with me, so I can't ask him."

Uchiha Izuna didn't think there was anything wrong. In his heart, Uchiha Madara deserved to live a hundred years, and Il fans didn't want to tell this shining brother how Uchiha Madara was doing, so he went straight to the point , pointing directly to the center of the problem: "I need to send the cat back to other ninjas, but I want to trip them up, so I want to implant a trigger-type illusion on him, what should I do?" Uchiha Izumi is The character at the end of the Warring States period, in his era, Ninja Village had not yet appeared, so Il fans thoughtfully found a way of speaking that he could understand.

Quanna raised her eyebrows, her appearance was [-]% like Uchiha Madara's, and she could finally tell that this man and the little fairy's mother were brothers.

"Cat again? Two tails? Little ninjas are quite capable these days." He is a transparent person. As soon as Irmi mentioned sending the tailed beast back, he knew it was a "hostage exchange", although he was holding back " Just take the cat and take it and pay it back", but he still patiently taught him how to use the kaleidoscope to perform the Sharingan spell.

"He has a kaleidoscope at a young age, he really deserves to be Brother Ban's child." Habitually blowing a wave first, it is not uncomfortable at all, and then taught Yier the way of fanning seals.

"This is the method of casting the spell. Of course, the most important thing is that you have enough mental power to do it." Even though he said that, he didn't show any emotion related to worry. Brother Ban's child, how could it be possible? What about doing things you are not sure about?I must have a full grasp before I am ready to perform this technique!

Banco is omnipotent!

Little Fairy: I suddenly feel a little cold.

Because there was nothing else, Ilmi lifted the spell after saying hello to Quanna. After all, this is not a safe place. If you want to reminisce about the past, you can only find another place. Uchiha Quanna is not depressed, he knows , this technique of reincarnation in dirty soil, once there will be a second time, he has a hunch that his lovely nephew will still call him.

At that time, I will have to question Brother Ban about his recent living conditions, la la la la la.

Orochimaru saw that Ilmi had lifted the illusion, and asked symbolically: "Is there a way?"

Elmi nodded.

"How sure are you?" It was still a symbolic question, with a sense of calmness, as if he already knew the answer of Yi Ermi.

"99%" Yi Ermi tilted her head, "The remaining 1% should be left to myself."

"That's foolproof." Orochimaru said inexplicably, "I don't know who you learned this way of speaking from."

He said that there should be leeway, but this leeway is only on the surface, and it is even easy to be misunderstood as provocation. Who taught him this crazy and irritating way of speaking.

Little Fairy: Oh my god XD.

The system's indifferent face: Didn't you call your father in front of your uncle just now?Known as your mother now?

Tsk tsk tsk, what a hypocritical fairy.

The hypocritical fairy said to Orochimaru: "Don't be in a hurry to remove the barrier, I'll let the cat out again, and just settle the matter once."

Orochimaru didn't stop him, but just reminded him: "Be careful, don't be caught by the cat."

The cat who was forced to live in the scroll was very small, the size of an ordinary cat. Ever since he was caught by Orochimaru, he has not recovered from his original shape for a day. In the rare moments of letting go, he even wears a seal engraved around his neck. The only luck is that the food is good, the best cat meal from Uchiha, he can't even lift his head.

When he came out, he stretched his limbs first, feeling quite happy, how smart a cat is, let alone a cat who has lived for an unknown number of years, from the moment Konoha put him back into the sealing scroll , he knew that he was going back to Yunyin Village.

How should I put it, although Yunyin Village will be sealed into Renzhuli's body, Yunyin Village is not bad at tailed beasts, and Renzhuli is also quite talented, like Oxtail, who always drinks with Renzhuli!It's okay for him to eat cat food, and the human beings are afraid of him. The awe-inspiring eyes make him feel comfortable.

But what about Konoha?He is just a pitiful one. When the kid who knows how to escape looks at him, even the cat and uncle will blow their hair. Although it is a bit funny for a tailed beast, but when he meets Yiermi, it is like meeting a natural enemy.

The last pair of natural enemies was the male and female doubles combination of Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara. It was a hell that every beast could not bear to look back on.

Just thinking about it makes me scared, meow.

When the cat came out of the scroll again, its tail was raised high, but as soon as it saw where it was, it felt that something was wrong. When it saw Yi Ermi in front of it, its high tail hung down all of a sudden. One of the cats in the house collapsed into a cat cake in an instant.

"Are you happy?" Yi Ermi will pinch the back of his neck, lift the cat up and look at him again, "In a few days, I will be able to return to Yunyin Village, which you have been longing for."

Not happy at all Meow!The cat was sweating profusely again, and there was a burst of alarm bells in his heart. He felt that this person was going to do something!

The corner of Yi Ermi's mouth twitched. He looked like a villain whose identity was not revealed until the last hundred chapters of the manga. He looked so black.

"A small favor." He said, "Then I will let you go back to Yunyin Village, which you miss so much."

"Meow meow meow meow!" The cat struggled frantically again, "I don't want meow!"

But is this something that can be done by Mao Youqi?How could it be possible, Yi Ermi formed a mudra with one hand, and at the same time showed the kaleidoscope Sharingan, the cat froze the moment it saw his eyes, and the four words "My life is over" crossed in my mind.

The external mental power invaded strongly, swept through his brain like a storm, ups and downs in the fragmented spiritual world, and the cat felt as if he was drifting in the vast ocean, confused, not knowing what year it was.

"Good boy." The words that seemed to float from the sky made his cat's hair stand on end for no reason, and then he felt the force on the back of his neck loosen, and he was locked in the vast darkness again.

"It's done." Yi Ermi gave a rare smile, of course, with his usual stiffness, stiffness and unnaturalness, this is the ultimate meaning of the little fairy's smile.

That's how cute it is! [not]

The system couldn't help complaining about him: "You're like a villain who won't survive the last episode."

The little fairy replied: "Hee hee, who said that I am a partner of justice."

You sell batches!Which justice partner looks like this? !

"Hurry up and end the negotiation." He said to Orochimaru, "I can't wait to give Yun Yin a big gift."

Orochimaru looked at him and suddenly smiled.

"In this case, how about leaving the negotiation to you tomorrow?" A whim that surprised Il fans, and only Orochimaru dared to play like this.

"Gah?" The little fairy who was caught off guard was stunned, what are you talking about?

Orochimaru was obviously entertained by the little fairy's expression, and let out a series of low-pitched laughter.

"Give you a chance," he said, "let me see how far you can go."

Orochimaru said it lightly, but he has to take a lot of risks to make this decision. Who will visit the Land of Thunder, who will be in charge of negotiations, who can speak, and who cannot speak. It was agreed that Orochimaru has great rights, but it definitely does not include being able to change negotiators at will. He didn't even notify anyone, so the next day, both Konoha Ninja and Yunyin Ninja looked at Il The fans were stunned, and the envoys from the Kingdom of Fire even wished they could faint.

"What do you mean?" It was Ai who spoke, and it was Orochimaru who was sitting in the deputy position, which made Yiermi feel that he was underestimated.

He said to the system: "It's not going to work! This man doesn't take little fairies seriously at all."

System: "Huh?" So what?

The little fairy said sternly: "He will pay the price for his contempt for Konoha."

Hey, you obviously want to get revenge on him, why do you have to involve Konoha?The garbage host is getting more and more shameless. Hehehehe.

"Can we start the meeting? Lei Ying." Yi Ermi didn't speak, and there was no look of annoyance on his face. His calm appearance of sitting on the Diaoyutai made Lei Ying's eyes more vigilant.

The rash question just now was a temptation. Although Lei Ying has a hot temper, he is not without political savvy, especially this kid from Konoha is too wicked, so he has to be 12 points vigilant.

In particular, Orochimaru and Yiermi were too calm, which made him smell the conspiracy. The two people in front of him were not good friends, and there must be a reason for the sudden change of negotiating partners.

Maybe he dug a hole and waited for him to jump, Ai thought, no, the more this is the case, the more he must be steady, and he must not let Konoha catch the handle.

On the first day, Orochimaru and Raikage didn't have time to talk about anything at all, so today is actually starting from scratch. Irmi took out a notebook from somewhere and wrote most of it eloquently. Even though he knew that this brat came prepared, he never expected that he would be so well prepared.

It can be seen in a few pages that he has done no less homework than him.

But he is only so young, so he has this ability. It can be seen that what he is planning is broader than Orochimaru.

Il fans are talking to the system in earnest in the spiritual world: "People must learn to plan ahead, opportunities only belong to those who are prepared."

He lamented the vicissitudes of life: "Hey, I really don't know when an opportunity will come to my door, so I have to plan well."

The system didn't speak, and thought to itself: Don't you have too many plans?

Others don't know, but he is very clear. This big-hearted trash fairy is thinking about his future administrative plans after conquering the entire continent. For example, build a building to beat the enemy. For details, you can refer to Stark Tower 【wrong】.

It's really long-term.

Il fans grew up listening to financial statements from a young age, and their sensitivity to numbers is much stronger than that of people in the Naruto world. To be fair, it is quite difficult for him to calculate in a notebook without a computer, but the hardware If the conditions are not enough, there is no way.

He calculated the total value of the Land of Thunder from land, food, foreign trade and other aspects, and then came up with the extreme value of the ransom they could pay. If it didn't reach his psychological price, Il fans would definitely not let go.

As a result, a very amusing situation occurred on the negotiating table. Yier misrepresented a number, but Lei Ying frowned and denied it.

"The total income of Lei Zhiguo last year was XXXX yuan, of which XXXX was used for export, and XXXX was used for internal sales..." A large group of figures were thrown out, and most of the people present were successfully described as mosquito-repellent eyes, and then A conclusion was drawn from a bunch of seemingly irregular numbers, "So the Kingdom of Thunder should compensate Konoha XXXX yuan."

Konoha's ninjas shot adoring gazes at the negotiating table, not only to Il fans, but also to Orochimaru. They knew that Master Orochimaru would never change people for no reason. Wait for the ability, awesome!

They all call Il fans "big baby" in private, and this nickname started from Jiraiya. When Yihe Tsunade mentioned this child, he said "your family's big baby" one by one, and others thought it was very appropriate. Over time , The ninjas also called Il fans a big baby in private.

Isn't the treasure shared by Senju and Uchiha their big treasure of Konoha?

Hearing the string of numbers that Yi Ermi opened his mouth, Orochimaru didn't think of anything else, and his first reaction was the dirty soil reincarnation spell that the other party completed within a week.

Didn't I say it before?Ninjutsu has a lot to do with mathematics, physics and chemistry, especially space ninjutsu like Fei Leishen, which is made up of massive calculations. Orochimaru's own research direction is not there, but this does not mean that he is not interested , The horizontal space and the vertical time are inextricably linked. Yiermi is a digital genius, and it is beneficial to him but not harmful.

The most intuitive one, he can have an extra excellent assistant.

Yierfan's negotiating ability is very strong, not because he is good at diplomatic rhetoric, but based on his strong ability to present facts and reason, and he can immediately find the facts to fight the excuses that others make casually. The face, the loopholes in the words, there is no way to hide under his hands.

Yun Yinzhong: How the hell are you playing!

To be reasonable, you are a ninja, so what do you do to care about foreign trade and people's livelihood? This fucking knows much better than our own people, okay?

#Knowledge Changes Destiny, Academic Success Future#

#学数数化化, travel all over the world without being afraid#

So Yi Ermi relied on his powerful calculation ability to get the chips he wanted.

He calculated it just right, and the extra price he offered was the limit Yunyin could accept. Yunyin would never accept a penny more, but in the same way, Little Fairy would never accept a penny less.

Just kidding, Konoha will definitely belong to him in the future, and the country of fire will definitely belong to him. Although in his plan, he will conquer the country of thunder and rule the world, but in the initial annexation war, the money is necessary Yes, any less money will be cut from his body, and fans of Yier will absolutely not accept such a result.

Seven days, this is the time for Yunyin to struggle, and finally they surrendered. It should be said that there is no way to argue with Yier fans. This little ghost is just a black shadow in the crack of the wall. You can never know when he will come out. Using that series of data that ordinary people can't understand, forced all the ninjas in Yunyin to surrender.

He is also very tough, not giving an inch, even a petty gain is enough for him to roll up his sleeves, to be reasonable, Yun Yin's ninja can persist for so many days, which surprised the onlookers, which is already very persistent and resilient It shows that if you are an ordinary person, you will definitely not be able to survive three days in the brainstorm of Il's fan bombardment.

Thinking about it, I feel that the big man in Yunyin Village is a bit pitiful.

Orochimaru looked at Yi Ermi, just smiled and didn't speak.

This child can always give him bigger surprises.

The mission returned to the hotel where they stayed happily, like a rooster winning a fight. Even the Minister of Fire Nation, who always looks at people with his nostrils, was eager to hold a celebration banquet. They praised Ilmi for his eloquence and Orochimaru With foresight, no one thought that the little brats in Muye Village would have this ability to grab so many benefits for them.

Little Fairy: I'm not helping you guys, I'm helping myself XD.

But this matter is not over yet, and the good show is yet to come.

Yun Yin's people agreed to Konoha's almost outrageous request, and finally brought back their cat again. After checking the scroll and making sure that the cat was intact again, their aggrieved mood finally rose by a few percentage points.

These days, fists are still the last word, and the nuclear weapons have finally been redeemed, and the heart that was bleeding because of being brutally cut seems to be showing signs of recovery.

As soon as Ai waited for Konoha's people to leave, he sent people to ask them to prepare Renzhuli candidates. Since the first day the mission came to Yunyin Village, the sealing team had been on standby in the village around the clock. The cat was sealed back into Renzhuli's body again.

Cats are not as smart as other tailed beasts. Although he is a collection of chakras, the only thing that resembles a cat is the outside, but he has more or less the habits of a cat, for example, he is smart and cunning and likes to run away.

If it can be sealed one day earlier, it will be sealed one day earlier. If it has been delayed for a long time, what should I do if I run away.

With this in mind, in a corner of Yunyin Village, a cat the size of an ordinary cat was once again sealed in Jinchuriki's body, but something happened. The moment he entered Jinchuriki's body, he went mad unexpectedly.

That was really crazy, Tailed Beast Jade shot everywhere as if he didn't want money, the cat's paw waved the building and collapsed a large area, and what happened suddenly, the location was still in Yunyin Village, even the organization evacuated He was caught off guard without even having time.

Almost all the talents in the sealing class were killed, and the jounin who came with Raikage were also dead or wounded. In the end, it became Yunyin who was mad at Maoyou alone.

This is no better than him standing on the eight tails. An irrational tailed beast is always more terrifying than a rational tailed beast. The latter knows how to use tricks and will avoid getting hurt, but the former is different. Killing one thousand enemies hurts eight hundred. He didn't even blink his eyes when using the moves, as if he didn't know what pain was, and he didn't respond even if he suffered much damage.

The Konoha people live not far from Yunyin Village, but they are not too close. The movement of Maoyou did not affect them. Of course, there are sentient ninjas among them, so they felt it the moment Maoyou came out to wreak havoc. , everyone looked at the Il fan who had Sharingan and had Maoyou before, and the admiration in their eyes could almost overflow.

"What are you looking at?" Yi Ermi turned his head to look back, "An accident happened to Yunyin's sealed cat again, this is their business."

These ninjas nodded as if they were suffering from epilepsy, expressing that they had fully remembered the words of Yiermi in their hearts, and now they admired him so much that they poured out their admiration like a river.

Even the people in Konoha thought it was Yiermi who made the move, so could the people in Yunyin not notice?In the early morning of the second day, Raikage, who finally subdued Maomata, slammed the ground hard with his only remaining hand.

"I am incompatible with Uchiha!"

Not long after Ai subdued Maoyou, Yier fans got the news, and he smiled as soon as he opened the letter. There is a wonderful rule, as long as the shadow that confronts him will always become a one-armed hero for various reasons, Kazekage is like this, and so is Raikage.

"However, Uchiha has to be careful." Orochimaru leaned against the window, watching the crowd coming and going on the loess road downstairs, "There are quite a few people staring at them."

Il fans burned the letter paper, and showed surprise with exaggerated acting skills: "Uchiha is a member of Konoha, I believe Lord Naruto will protect everyone well."

Orochimaru glanced at him and said, "I think it's wrong." He said. "I even forgot, you child, you can't suffer at all."

Some things showed their signs when they left. Uchiha's guard team showed new faces. Similarly, Uchiha, who originally only served in the guard team, also appeared in Anbu and Ne one after another. Presumably, this time The news of the incident spread back, Uchiha will appear in more places, medical class, torture department, intelligence department...

A good thing like Sharingan can play a big role wherever it is placed. Jieshi Uchiha is connected with various departments of Konoha and becomes a part of the big tree of the sky. If it is pulled out by the roots, it will be difficult. It is even more difficult.

Similarly, the family power that they have managed for many years from the time when the second generation was in power will also disintegrate. One mistake, they will fall into the situation of the Senju family now. The family concept is replaced by the village, and the order that has been built for many years collapses. The blood is sprinkled on the head, the battle is on the front line, and the shadow of death follows everywhere.

This is a big gamble, Orochimaru thought, but no matter who wins, there is only one person who gets the most benefit.

He shook his head and looked at the young man kneeling on the tatami. He was opening a large box. This was the straight suit that Uchiha Kagami asked him to wear. Although they had left the Land of Thunder for many years, their titles had not been revoked. This suit is just right for Il fans to meet daimyo.

The daimyo is different from Raikage, the latter you only need to talk to him about his interests, while the former has to be arty, not to mention the outstanding performance of Yiermi in Yunyin Village, which will definitely make daimyo pay more attention to him.

When making an introduction, he will definitely walk on thin ice and cannot make a wrong step.

Yier fans looked at the exquisitely embroidered straight clothes, and felt troubled. How should I wear this thing?

Moreover, he has not seen the nobles in this world yet, so he really does not know how to get along with them.

He can sing a few waka, because he learned it at Uchiha's house, and they also taught him some basic etiquette, but Il fans really don't know what kind of etiquette to use when meeting a daimyo.

You are needed at this time, my uncle!He snapped his fingers, come out, my uncle!

His uncle Uchiha Izumi: ...

I don't know why, but I kind of want to hit his eldest nephew.

Il fan diary:

My almighty uncle.