Self-cultivation for beating the enemy[Comprehensive]

Ilmi is a good brother.

He even made Kita and Aluja's first word learn to say "big brother".

Originally, that kid Qiya was very uncooperative. Il fans always talk to him with a lack of interest. He has a very good physical fitness. He can drink milk with added ingredients when he is a little old. Ordinary electric shocks are just tickling. .

He has a strong body and can learn to crawl quickly. He crawled fast at the age of a few months. He usually plays with Yalujia in the nursery every day when Irmi is away. When Irmi passes by, he crawls all over the ground. , deliberately not to let him catch.

"Bear child." Ilmi hugged Yalujia, and the black-haired child lay in his arms and babbled baby talk, probably because Ilmi would be with him whenever he was not doing tasks, yes The person who has been with him the longest besides his twin brother Kiya, so he not only does not reject the embrace of Ilmi, but also likes it very much.

I feel very at ease. If a child can express his thoughts clearly, he will definitely say "An Xin". Irmi is a very reliable and responsible brother, especially for him and Nanika In terms of.

"Okay, okay, hold it up high." After coaxing Yalujia into a grin, Ilmi put him in the pile of toys, and went to catch that kid who didn't know where he was hiding.

"Tsk tsk tsk, Qiya is so smart, he is indeed the child with the best qualifications for beating the enemy." He pulled the silver-haired little devil's head out of the pile of plush toys, and the little guy buried his head in the Amongst a pile of cat puppets, it seems that Ill fans will not find them like this, and they are not afraid of being suffocated to death.

"It's just that it's not the place to be smart." After saying this sentence to the system, the bear kid played with Yi Ermi's long hair, baring his teeth and claws, looking as bearish as possible.

"It's not right." The system made such an evaluation. He watched Ilmi raise children. Both Yalujia and Nanika liked their elder brother very much, but the way they treated Ilmi Above all, Kiya and Aluja are two extremes.If there are natural enemies in this world, there will undoubtedly be a curious combination like "Qiya and Yiermi". In terms of affiliation, Yiermi has the upper hand.

"Haven't you teased him enough?" The system was exhausted watching the two mentally handicapped one, one big and one young, perseveringly confronting Neng, "You've made him cry since he was born, and now you don't even cry, why do you still want to play? "

This kid Qi Ya seldom cries, and the heart-piercing cries of babies basically don’t appear on him. Normally, he will smile with vigor and vigor. Feeling disgusted, the only chance to cry when I was a baby when I had no self-awareness was when Yi Ermi was holding him. At the beginning, the crying was called a miserable one. Compared with being shocked, it was a small case.

Even Xiba would feel pity for that crying appearance, mainly because he thought it was a mutual torture between his elder son and third son, so he asked him sideways, "Why don't you take Yalu with you?" Jia, hand Qi Ya over to Ki Qiu?"

Yi Ermi shook her head firmly, and said, "It's okay, this is Qiya's way of expressing love." Stretching out his fingers and poking the fat baby's face again, his crying became louder and louder, "Look, he like me."

Shiba: "..."

Can't see it at all, okay? !

"Okay." Seeing that his eldest son was so determined, he let go, "If you insist."

The system waited until Shiba left and opened his mouth quietly, and he said, "Why do you find such an excuse?" If Qiya likes him, as long as he has eyes, he won't believe it!

What the system didn't expect was that the trash fairy said to him outrightly: "You are wrong, that kid doesn't like who I like." He also patiently explained to the system, "He just expresses his liking in a normal and ordinary way. It's just that the child is different, he was born a bear child, but there is no doubt that he must like me very much."

The system was silent for a while, and said with difficulty: "Do you think he likes you because he cries when he sees you?"

Il fans are very confident: "So the way he expresses his liking is different, I think he just wants to use this method to grab my attention." He showed a confused smile, "Actually, he doesn't have to do this, as a big brother , I love every younger brother equally.”

Oh, how great he is to think of!

The system also tried to wake up Ill fans: "Don't you think the way he likes Aluja is very common?" If he likes him, he will play with him or something. Biqiya's attitude towards Ill fans is simply different. extreme.

Il fans kindly said: "It's very simple, because I am special to that child." So even the way of expressing love is different XD.

System: Yes yes yes, you are a fairy, everything you say is right.

The system doesn't want to talk to you and throws a fairy at you.

"But it won't work if it goes on like this." Yi Ermi said again, "We need to teach him what is the way to truly express love."

He thought for a long time, and suddenly he had a flash of inspiration. Qi Ya's way of expressing love is different from that of ordinary people. Isn't this the embodiment of perversion?Speaking of abnormality, there is a very representative example around him.

If he remembers correctly, that pervert Hisoka still likes to play nurturing games?Yi Er's mind is wide open. If this is the case, he must be very good at raising children, and maybe he can give him useful advice.

The system didn't speak, just smiled silently, the smile was mixed with pity and sarcasm, it was extremely complicated, and he didn't know who these emotions were for.

Hisoka's cell phone ringtone was recorded by himself, and he wrote and directed the song "Under the Big Apple Tree". When this song was just created by him, he even showed it off to Il fans, little bitch The relationship with Little Fairy has been subtle for ten years, mutual help and mutual benefit, I don’t know if it’s because Hisoka is a generous cash machine for Il fans, even though Il fans are much stronger than him now There is no dislike for him, and Hisoka is almost the first person to notice the improvement of his strength besides Kuroro who was beaten into cakes by Il fans. He is born with a strong radar in his mind. I'm so fascinated that I don't want to make him shine.

"It's unbelievable, Xiao Yi~" The tip of his bright red tongue licked along his fingers, with such agility that it seemed that he could break a banana. What's more, the desire in his eyes, which had already turned golden Pupils are so tempting.

"Let's fight, Xiaoyi~"

"Okay." After Yiermi said this, he beat Hisoka into a cake.

He said to the system: "Hey, only at this time can I feel that I am still a cute little fairy."

The system asked coldly: "Did you get beaten up by your parents?" He added, "And your teacher Songyang."

No matter what world she is in, little fairies can't escape the fate of being beaten into pancakes, what a pitiful thing it is!Because life is too stressful, the once high-spirited little fairy said that he would perish in silence if he did not explode in silence, so he naturally chose to explode, pursuing a sense of existence by bullying the weak.

The weak here refers to the coquettish bitches Kurolo and Hisoka. Il fans said that he would feel uncomfortable every day if he didn't beat them.

Well, I can probably feel the pleasure of his mother beating up the little fairy back then.

Hisoka was in the sky arena when Elmi called Hisoka, the battle between floor owners above 200 floors, he was enjoying the pleasure of teasing his prey, but he was still careless, the evidence is that Hisoka still played games Bringing the mobile phone to the stage, even when his opponent rushed to attack him while shouting "ahhhhhh", he even adjusted his posture in a leisurely manner and took out the mobile phone from his pocket.

How underestimated!His opponent exploded in anger, raised his fingers, turned his hands into claws, jumped up and grabbed Hisoka's head hard.

"Huh?" Hisoka looked at the caller ID and let out a nasal sound of ecstasy. He dodged the opponent's attack with a dodge, then stretched his long legs, and kicked the opponent's soft abdomen with a seemingly careless flying kick. The kick flew out, if it wasn't for his opponent and two brushes, he might be kicked directly into the audience.

"Has Hisoka finally decided to make a move?" The guide swallowed, clutching the microphone tightly, "It seems that he has finally decided to stop playing with another player and start to get serious!"

However, Hisoka, who started to be serious in the next second, surprised everyone and made a miraculous action. Instead of cutting off the incoming call that was still playing ecstasy music, he pressed the answer button and put the phone in his ear Side, regardless of the fact that he is now fighting the battle of the floor master.

"You're really confident, Hisoka player." After a short silence, the commentator could only say this dryly. He was reasonable, and he still had the ability to answer the phone during the game. He had only seen Hisoka for so many years. .

Hisoka's thoughts at this moment are not difficult to understand, and can even be said to be very easy to understand.

This is Xiao Yi's phone number. He thought with pleasure that over the years, the number of times Yi's fans have called him on his own initiative can be counted on his fingers, and which one was not an emergency?

Although it is unbelievable to say so, Hisoka is indeed rare among Il fans. He can help his partner. It is not trust, but it is difficult to explain. Weird fetters.

The tacit understanding from the coquettish sluts.

"What's the matter, Xiaoyi." Hisoka spoke first, and then he heard the dull voice that was distorted by the electric current.

"Hisuo." Yi Ermi asked, "How do you think children can be obedient?"

"Huh?" Hisoka turned into a bun face in an instant, what was Xiaoyi talking about?Why can't he understand?

It should be said that if all his words were disassembled and divided into characters one after another, he would understand him, but if they were combined together, he would not be able to understand what he meant.

"It's like this." It's about his younger brother Qiya who has great potential. In fact, Yiermi has a bad temper and has 12 points of patience. After explaining to Hisoka his brother's favorite way of expressing himself, he asked him slowly, "How do you think I should teach him the correct way to express emotions?"

Hisoka was silent. At this moment, his mood was strangely in tune with the system. How could there be such a brazen creature as Yiermi in this world?

Hisoka: I originally thought I was narcissistic enough, but I didn't expect Xiao Yi to be more narcissistic than him.

Obviously, the younger brother in his narration has shown 12 hatred and resistance to Yier fans, but he can be abruptly summed up as liking him, but the way of expressing it is different. This is how confident he is in himself!

No, this is no longer self-confidence. This guy doesn't even look at the reality he doesn't want to accept, does he?At this moment, Hisoka, who turned into a steamed bun face, complained wildly in his heart, oh my god, how did Xiaoyi survive until now without being beaten to death? This is simply an unsolved mystery in the world!

"Gula player! Gula player stood up!" The commentator leaned closer to the microphone and shouted heartbreakingly, "He is attacking Hisoka player at a very fast speed!"

"Your place is too noisy, Hisoka." Elmi was a little displeased, such a noisy environment is not conducive to making a phone call, "Let your surroundings be quieter, Hisoka."

Hisoka shrugged, took the phone away, and gave his opponent Yi Mimi his attention like a charity.

"My favorite, the Big Apple, said he wanted to be quiet," he said. "Then I won't have time to play with you, rotten apple."

Yiermi's hearing is very good. Even if Hisoka holds the phone far away, he can hear a sound of pinging and clanging. According to his experience, most of the sounds are caused by violent physical collisions, mixed with cheers from the audience. With so many traces, it was easy to figure out where Hisoka was now.

"Are you in the Sky Arena?" I heard Ilmi ask when Hisoka put the phone to his ear for the second time.

"Yes." He took out a playing card and licked it, as if fans of Yi Er could see his lustful expression, "Want to come and play with me, Xiao Yi?"

Yi Ermi ignored him, returned to the topic coldly, and asked Hisoka the original question again: "How do you think he should express his emotions correctly."

Hisoka thought to himself, I think your brother's way of expressing his emotions is quite correct.

Of course, even Hisoka would not dare to tell the truth in front of Il fans, not to mention that he is still a deceitful transformation type, he said to Il fans: "You have to let him feel your love~~ "

Yier repeated subconsciously: "Feel my love?"

"That's right!" Hisoka taught indiscriminately, "A qualified breeder can't blindly indulge." He said, "Proper spur, you have to pull him back on the right track when he goes astray."

Yi Ermi suddenly realized, isn't it his mother who is good at pain education?Yes, why didn't he think of this!

"If your comprehension is not enough, use your body to memorize it." He still remembered that Uchiha Madara had a ruthless face when he said this, and then punched the little fairy flying out of the sky in the next second.

That's right, that's it!The more the little fairy thought about it, the more she felt that what Hisoka said was right, to educate disobedient brats in pain, this is simply one of the most useful methods in the world!

It is especially suitable for the anti-bone boy XD who can't express the correct way of liking.

The system is very vigilant: "What do you want to do, your brother is just a baby no matter how bearish he is, pain education must at least make him grow up."

Yiermi felt his heart ached so badly, that the system thought of him like this really broke his fairy heart.

"How can you think of me like that," he complained. "Am I like a fairy who abuses babies?"

System: Wait, I didn't say abuse, so what the hell are you thinking?

Yi Ermi said: "Don't worry, a child's growth period is between 3 and 5 years old, now it's not too late to let him bear for a while and then correct it." He changed his clothes with an unpredictable expression, gently Said, "Also, do you think I really let Qi Ya start training at the age of 3? That would be a waste of his aptitude."

Three years old is just an approximate time, a watershed that can’t be more simple and rough, no matter whether it is postponed in advance or later, there is a lot of room for negotiation. For example, Yi Ermi and Mi Ji did not follow the rules of starting training at the age of 3. They have outstanding qualifications and talents. Smart Yier fans are half a year ahead of schedule, while Mi Ji with poor physical fitness is delayed. According to the physical condition of Qi Ya and Yalu Jia, the former will definitely start training when he is more than two years old. In fact, it is now step by step The electric shock itself is already counted as part of the training. As for Yalujia, 3 years old is a good choice for him, but Nanika's problem has not been clarified for a day, and Il fans can't let go of him for a day.

"You gave me a good suggestion, Hisoka." After saying this, he cut off the phone in reverse, with a very ruthless attitude.

He picked up Nanika, who rarely came out to show the wind and stretched out his hands for a hug, and held it high: "Long time no see, Nanika." His attitude was extremely gentle.

"Hee hee." The unknown gender made a series of creepy laughter, but Il fans knew that this was her way of expressing her happiness.

"I... Er... Mi" the voice was intermittent, but it surprised Yi Ermi. This is, can you talk?

He hugged Nanika to his eyes and looked at him, and reconfirmed with her: "Call me by my name again, Nanika."

The tone is completely commanding, but for some reason, the unknown object who was speaking intermittently just now became much more articulate: "Il fans."

An unconscious order, the person concerned has no feeling at all, but such a small wish is realized because of the order.

Yalujia likes Kira and Ilmi very much, but compared to Ilmi, who has a limited time with him, Qiya, who has been with him since birth, is more liked by him.

But unlike Aluga, Nanika likes Ilmi a little more than Kiya, not only because of the time spent playing with him, but most importantly, there is something deep in Ilmi’s soul that is compatible with everything in this world. Everyone has different tastes.

It is very very very delicious. Even just smelling this smell, Nanika can feel the satisfaction from the depths of her body, as if it can fill a black hole that will never be satisfied, allowing her to eat the taste of happiness that is full.

Like...like..., she tugged on Yiermi's sleeve tightly, like, Yiermi.

Hugging Nanika, Yiermi showed a embarrassed look in a corner that the child could not see. Of course, to read this rare emotional fluctuation, one must be proficient in micro-expressions and be familiar with Yiermi. Only in this way Only then can he see the little bit of entanglement from the bottom of his eyes.

"This won't work." Irmi said to the system, "The timing of Nanika's appearance is becoming more and more random, and the time is getting longer and longer. If this continues, she will be discovered sooner or later."

He temporarily put the anti-bone boy Qiya behind him, and the issue of education or Nanika is more urgent. He and the system can think of the dark continent, can't Shiba think of it?Not to mention that the connection between beating the enemy Hakka and the Dark Continent has always existed.

Beating the enemy Hakka was originally not a single lineage. There was a special reason for the population decline of only Xiba in the previous generation.

Jaeger. Beat the enemy, the only person who set foot on the land of the Dark Continent of the Beaten Hakka in modern times. He brought back curses and disasters, as well as the unstable factors engraved in his blood.

"It stands to reason that he didn't leave any blood in his lineage." Yiermi said to the system, "It's not that he was born, but because of the sudden death, he was submerged in the dark history." Even Even Il fans don't know the truth of that period of history, because it is only passed down orally, and the system has no way to find out.

"Naniga may be the existence he brought from the Dark Continent." This is the conjecture made by Il fans after observing the child for more than half a year. Of course, this conjecture has been recognized by the system.

"If he is discovered, there is probably only a dead end waiting for him." Il fans are also well aware of this result. First determine the danger and then implement isolation. Sheba is an excellent patriarch, so He will immediately guarantee the comfort of his family. So far, the Dark Continent has only brought disasters and plagues to the hunter world. Nanika's appearance is doomed that he cannot be incompetent. The only thing that is uncertain now is what aspect of his ability. Yes, he is too young to be certain of many things.

The system found an opportunity to interject. There was a problem that had troubled him for a long time.

"Why didn't you lock up Nanika?" He knew the little fairy very well, but it was precisely because of this that he was very suspicious of his adventurous behavior this time, "Isn't your criterion for judging whether it is good or bad for beating the enemy?" Is it?" In this case, why would you run around with Nanika, who is as powerful as a bomb?

"Because of a premonition." Il fans held Yalujia high and beat the enemy. The Hakka generation inherited the beauty from Kiqiu. They are all good-looking. Yalujia is even more outstanding, and she can see the future at a young age. If the demeanor of a good woman.

"There must be a wonderful power in this child." Like a hidden guidance, Yiermi is so sure, "Father is old and lacks correct judgment. If you let him know, there are nine out of ten Will make bad decisions." (Sheba: Hey!)

Yi Ermi said with a joyful expression: "I can control this power." Confidence reached the point of narcissism, "There is no existence beyond my expectations in this family."

Whether it is Maha, Zeno, Shiba, Kiju, or his younger brothers, as long as he is a member of this ancient beating enemy, he must be respected by Ilmi. It doesn't matter whether it's manipulation, hinting or direct deterrence, everyone is doing their own thing, even if he doesn't become the head of the family, he is very happy to manipulate this ancient and huge family a little bit behind the scenes.

Not to mention the present who is scheduled to become the next Patriarch.

All decisions must be in line with his imagination, and there are no accidents that can exceed his estimates. Ilmi put her forehead against Aluja's forehead, even if it is an unknown object from the Dark Continent.

Knowing her, ordering her, and manipulating her, he is confident that he can unearth all the power of this child, the power to subvert the world.

He made up his mind and walked to the main hall with the baby in his arms.

"I am going to take this child with me." He said to Shiba, "It is not just an obligation to educate, I am fully responsible for everything about this child." He said, "Please send the highest authority of Aluja Change, father."

"Then, what's the reason?" Shiba rested his chin on one hand, "Give me a reason, the reason why you care about him so much."

Il fan diary:

I want to tie another plug-in.

The author has something to say: The future relationship between Ilmi and Yalujia can refer to the kind that Kiqiu and Kurt bring with them every day

In order to prevent Nanika from being exposed XD

ps: The professional courses before the final exam are full of ice, oh, I'm hopeless.