hello baby

"Where's the eldest brother? You haven't come back yet? The food is cold." Tianyu drooled as he stared at the "Fragrance of Thousand Miles" on the dining table, wishing he could eat them all right now.

"Baby, tell me the truth...how many days have you been in jail?" Bai Mo sat on the other side of the dining table and covered his face, he really couldn't bear to look directly at a certain reincarnated starving ghost.

"Prison what prison? I'm a good citizen, okay?" Tian Yu glared at Bai Mo dissatisfied: "If you say it's edible, I can't compare to big brother."

"Well... so Grandpa is thinking about one thing."

"What's the matter?"

"In order not to live in a garbage dump or be entangled by starving ghosts in the future, starting tomorrow, I will teach you how to cook and clean." I remembered that when I was young, I followed my elder brother after school every day, either cleaning or cooking, and he had to follow the garbage later. He gets a headache overnight.In short, foodies are too scary. If he doesn't take measures, he will be different in the future.

"Okay, can I eat it?" Tianyu blinked, his whole heart was on eating.

"It's all yours... Wait a minute, Grandpa answer the phone." Hearing the ringtone, Bai Mo slowly took out the phone from his pocket, and pressed the answer button without looking at who it was: "That ignorant good Valentine's Day Are you still bothering your uncle?"

"Big sister! Hurry up and take your brother back!"

"My brother? Who are you? Kidnapping? Or robbery?"

"Who is kidnapping who! Also, Jie P, I'm a man! Zhao Qinfeng! Did you forget? Did you do it on purpose!"

"Oh..., it's you, then I'll leave my brother to you." Before the other party could speak, Bai Mo turned off his phone.

"What's the matter, big brother?"

"Fuck with brother Qing, I won't come back, you can eat."

"Ah? Brother Qing? Fuck?"

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Zhao Qinfeng stared at the phone that was hung up and almost fell to the ground.

"Want to drop my phone?" Bai Yi saw this scene when he came out of the bathroom, tsk tsk, next time he should consider locking his phone.

"You you you..." Zhao Qinfeng almost had a nosebleed when he looked at Bai Yi who came out in a white bathrobe. It would be a pity not to be a model with his figure and appearance.

"I said you, why do you want to live with me if you don't come home?!"

"It's not easy to be a light bulb. Although it's a little small, it can barely squeeze in with you."

"Damn! Xian Xiao is still here?!"

"...I said, you, do you want to put out the fire for you?" Bai Yi touched his chin and looked at Zhao Qinfeng thinking: "It just happened that I brought it here."

"What do you want to do?" Zhao Qinfeng swallowed his saliva, and immediately stuttered.God, could it be that his PP is always doomed tonight?

"Hehe, I'll put out the fire for you. You've been so angry all night." Bai Yi raised his eyebrows, and flipped through his satchel: "It just so happens that I have to put out the fire too. Come on, let's go together."

"Pervert! Go away, go away!!!" Zhao Qinfeng couldn't take it anymore, and wanted to rush out the door.However, in the next second, he was decisively tripped by someone and fell into the mud.

"Tsk, look, it really got angry, don't roll so many skewers next time, it's hot, well, it's so hot all of a sudden, I don't want to put out the fire." Bai Yi shrugged, and took out the fire that he had just put in his satchel. The famous Wanglaoji drank from the can: "Well, put out the fire."

And the TV next to me happened to be interrupted by an advertisement: "If you are afraid of getting angry, please drink Wanglaoji."

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